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(Daily Mail)   After careful consideration, I think I'd rather settle with being a slower runner   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Jamaicans, Eerie Second World War, Usain Bolt, splits, racial identity, Lists of Olympic medalists, Slovakian, runners  
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2012-05-11 12:39:12 PM  
I'd rather not run at all.
 
2012-05-11 01:10:01 PM  
Ahhh... the old Tony Stewart "removing dead weight from our orginization"
 
2012-05-11 01:47:11 PM  
Women weaken legs!
 
2012-05-11 03:16:03 PM  
She was only dyed gold but bronze underneath. He just wants the real deal.
 
2012-05-11 03:17:14 PM  
dumbass. once your running 'career' is over, you won't really have a whole lot to fall back on dude. endorsements dry up, no one cares that you were once the fastest guy in the world (that title changes hands every few years...)

Meh...it's Jamaica...he can join their bobsled team instead I guess.
 
2012-05-11 03:19:32 PM  
I'm guessing all the former posters didn't actually RTFA?

Track star Bolt Bolt has come in for criticism from fellow black Jamaicans unhappy that he has chosen a white partner.
One online posting said: 'Really now Usain! Some successful black men obviously suffer from a white woman complex. You too?', while another complained: 'Another one of our men snatched.'
Further protests included: 'Out of all the girls on this island you pick a snowbunny', and: 'These superstars will always disappoint if we depend on them to raise our racial identity.'


Yeah, that's not racist at all.
 
2012-05-11 03:20:02 PM  
Somehow I doubt Bolt is going to have too much trouble picking up girls in the Olympic Village.
 
2012-05-11 03:20:55 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Women weaken legs!


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2012-05-11 03:23:05 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: dumbass. once your running 'career' is over, you won't really have a whole lot to fall back on dude. endorsements dry up, no one cares that you were once the fastest guy in the world (that title changes hands every few years...)

Meh...it's Jamaica...he can join their bobsled team instead I guess.


Or move to New Jersey and run for Congress.
 
2012-05-11 03:35:34 PM  
Will now be known as Insane Bolt.
 
2012-05-11 03:41:33 PM  

SkittlesAreYum: I'm guessing all the former posters didn't actually RTFA?

Track star Bolt Bolt has come in for criticism from fellow black Jamaicans unhappy that he has chosen a white partner.
One online posting said: 'Really now Usain! Some successful black men obviously suffer from a white woman complex. You too?', while another complained: 'Another one of our men snatched.'
Further protests included: 'Out of all the girls on this island you pick a snowbunny', and: 'These superstars will always disappoint if we depend on them to raise our racial identity.'


Yeah, that's not racist at all.


It's not. racism is white on (insert 'minority' here) only. it doesn't go the other way around. Duh.
 
2012-05-11 03:49:46 PM  
I like her better with dark hair.
 
2012-05-11 04:07:28 PM  

bikerbob59: I like her better with dark hair.


This.
 
2012-05-11 04:22:57 PM  
I usually prefer brunettes, but no way. She looks better as a blond. Maybe it's because she's actually smiling in that picture, though.
 
2012-05-11 04:34:57 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: dumbass. once your running 'career' is over, you won't really have a whole lot to fall back on dude. endorsements dry up, no one cares that you were once the fastest guy in the world (that title changes hands every few years...)

Meh...it's Jamaica...he can join their bobsled team instead I guess.


A. I doubt his record will ever be broken, and as such he'll be famous for his whole life
B. You think a 6'4" black guy with a Jamaican accent won't be able to get laid? (Worldwide fame and tons of money aside)
 
2012-05-11 04:45:51 PM  
One online posting ... complained: 'Another one of our men snatched.'

Yeah, like you wouldn't get snatched by her if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-11 08:32:45 PM  
Oh yeah, breaking up with her is a lot more reasonable than just sitting down and talking to her saying "hey, I am going to be training like a crazy bastard for a while for the gold medal so sorry so sexy farky boom boom for a while, but if you support me on this, I will tap that ass like fred astaire afterward"...maybe he did do that and she went dumb biatch on him, does it say? DNFRTFA.
 
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