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		For all those who wanted an even closer relationship with their vacuum cleaner (shortlist.com)		13
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dahmers love zombie		2012-05-11 11:40:19 AM

No, I'm good:

i.imgur.com

DammitIForgotMyLogin		2012-05-11 11:47:57 AM

dahmers love zombie: No, I'm good:

[i.imgur.com image 237x179]

Goddamnit, I came in here to post that exact image, you bastard :)

M-G		2012-05-11 01:27:49 PM

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. "

cgraves67		2012-05-11 01:28:05 PM

A vacuum cleaner with feelings? Isn't that a woman?

Torqueknot		2012-05-11 01:55:23 PM

M-G: "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. "

Who's a good vacuum? Who's a good little box of bolts? That's right! You are. Now go find Sarah Conner. I think I saw her run under the bed.

Current Resident		2012-05-11 02:02:46 PM

I have a 60 lb Shepherd/Retriever mix and a medium hair cat of undetermined breed.

If one of those vacuums could be made to be the same size as a shop-vac, I'd be interested.

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T		2012-05-11 02:37:54 PM

A number of farkers already do

/It's called a wife

Ambitwistor		2012-05-11 03:34:06 PM

Siberian Khatru		2012-05-11 04:12:34 PM

BumpInTheNight		2012-05-11 07:11:38 PM

I just want to clean my apartment, come on.

ModernLuddite		2012-05-11 09:16:38 PM

JonZoidberg		2012-05-12 12:26:56 AM

dahmers love zombie: No, I'm good:

[i.imgur.com image 237x179]

Jeebus cripes, what has been done to that orbital sander?

thespindrifter		2012-05-12 01:55:20 PM

JonZoidberg: dahmers love zombie: No, I'm good:

[i.imgur.com image 237x179]

Jeebus cripes, what has been done to that orbital sander?

You are clearly new here. I don't even have to click on your profile to know :)
I'm sorry, but sadly I don't even have that classic thread bookmarked... ask around, I'm sure someone here still has the link; that's right up there with the "Room mate's salsa in the shower", "Ballsack Chairslat conundrum", and "Streetlight" threads as absolute Fark classics, the only reason I ever come back.

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