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would still get by the TSA.

I think these bomb designers don't actually intend to get any of this shiat through to a target. I think their actual job is to design bombs that fit into more and more ridiculous situations so that the government will carve our personal rights away and turn our lives into circuses.

"Oh, hey, I designed an underwear bomb, and you feds caught me red-handed! Damn it all. Now you'll know to root around inside every person in America's underwear..."

"shiat, you clever Americans found my dog bomb. I guess you'll have to start exposing everyone's beloved pets to massive amounts of radiation just to be sure..."

"Whoops, my urethra bomb fell into US hands. Man, I really wanted that to go off in a crowd, but instead the US is just going to start probing every urethra in the country. You win again, America."

orclover: "In other words he's not just building the material himself, he's interested in working with the operatives so that they can actually detonate it and kill as many Americans as possible."


Why is it easier to blow up a plane (happens daily right?) than it is to kill civvies in large groups at the mall or school or public gatherings? They cant see to sneak a gun on the planes so they try bombs, they don't always get them on the plane even. When they do, they don't always explode. When they do explode, the plane doesn't always crash.

But here in America, where btw we are just farking swimming wall to wall in Americans to kill, we have high school and college kids taking easy to access firearms and wiping out a few dozen Americans at a time. No bomb or plane required even. Our American teenagers are far more dangerous than an angry group of muslims could ever bee, statistically speaking.

Why are Americans scared of these farking idiots again? Derka Derka ooga booga?

Answered yer own question there mate.

This character (who seems a bit, well, invented) is portrayed as being slightly less creative and intelligent than me, and that is not meant as a compliment. The average terror plot is absolute crap, the ones that get into America? Worse still. Someone who actually cared about fear and terror could do more with a maintenance uniform and a can of gasoline than 300 bombs. FIRE is the way to kill a lot of people, just disable (or better yet, subvert) the fire suppression systems and you've got yourself more dead folk than 9/11. But the smart, creative people usually don't join terror groups, they either get killed while young or realize their religion is retarded.

Kuroshin: But seriously, are we calling people who shove some bang putty into odd things "bomb designers" now? Christ, I guess I was an artisan bomb designer for the entirety of my childhood! Our shop had an attached junk yard, and I was always finding new and interesting ways of blowing shiat up!.

Please stay where you are. We will be with you shortly for questioning.