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Why no VIP room, please?

At a local establishment VIP is $150 for 30 minutes. Average song is 3 or 4 minutes minutes and a one song lap dance is $15. So it's pretty even $ wise. At the "reputable" clubs with the nice looking girls, nothing else happens in VIP that you don't get out of a lapdance. Skipping the VIP allows someone to get different boobies rubbed on them and stretch $'s into a longer timeframe.

king_nacho: You mileage may vary, but you gotta know the clubs, you can get what you want.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But he and the girl both had the glazed look when they came back quite a long while later. He reported the hand-jobbing was mutual. Very well, then.

Maybe I should clarify that I wouldn't really want anything to happen to me that I couldn't get on the floor. I know it happens although it's rare.

If you're a dude with enough disposable income and enough game to get your dork wet in a VIP room... you can get laid pretty easily anywhere.

Pray 4 Mojo: king_nacho: You mileage may vary, but you gotta know the clubs, you can get what you want.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But he and the girl both had the glazed look when they came back quite a long while later. He reported the hand-jobbing was mutual. Very well, then.

Maybe I should clarify that I wouldn't really want anything to happen to me that I couldn't get on the floor. I know it happens although it's rare.

If you're a dude with enough disposable income and enough game to get your dork wet in a VIP room... you can get laid pretty easily anywhere.

But does it have the same cachet as managing to get laid in the VIP?

NoOrdinaryRabbit: loonatic112358: eltejon: 3:1 her new gig is at an independent paper.

It's Houston, if she stayed here she had to have gone to the Houston Press

That's who outed her.

Sarah Tressler: Houston Chronicle Society Writer By Day, Stripper By Night

I didn't realize that was the article that outed her

Still, she could have reported on other things

knightofargh: But does it have the same cachet as managing to get laid in the VIP?

Guess it depends who you're trying to impress.

Pray 4 Mojo: king_nacho: You mileage may vary, but you gotta know the clubs, you can get what you want.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But he and the girl both had the glazed look when they came back quite a long while later. He reported the hand-jobbing was mutual. Very well, then.

Maybe I should clarify that I wouldn't really want anything to happen to me that I couldn't get on the floor. I know it happens although it's rare.

If you're a dude with enough disposable income and enough game to get your dork wet in a VIP room... you can get laid pretty easily anywhere.

It's about the hunt. It really is. I have friends who are REALLY in to strip clubs and they'll tell you they could get more for less with a hooker, but they love the chase.

loonatic112358: NoOrdinaryRabbit: loonatic112358: eltejon: 3:1 her new gig is at an independent paper.

It's Houston, if she stayed here she had to have gone to the Houston Press

That's who outed her.

Sarah Tressler: Houston Chronicle Society Writer By Day, Stripper By Night

I didn't realize that was the article that outed her

Still, she could have reported on other things

I read a bit of her blog before she locked it down and cleaned it up. I thought it was actually fairly well written and entertaining. It certainly didn't sound like she just did it for the exercise, though.

This little stripper doesn't have sex in the VIP room.

/but knows a few that will
//virgule virgule

king_nacho: SharkTrager: Pray 4 Mojo: king_nacho: You mileage may vary, but you gotta know the clubs, you can get what you want.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But he and the girl both had the glazed look when they came back quite a long while later. He reported the hand-jobbing was mutual. Very well, then.

Maybe I should clarify that I wouldn't really want anything to happen to me that I couldn't get on the floor. I know it happens although it's rare.

If you're a dude with enough disposable income and enough game to get your dork wet in a VIP room... you can get laid pretty easily anywhere.

It's about the hunt. It really is. I have friends who are REALLY in to strip clubs and they'll tell you they could get more for less with a hooker, but they love the chase.

What chase?

They like trying to find which girls in the club will play, and then see how much mileage they can get. And some of them get quite a bit.

SharkTrager: king_nacho: SharkTrager: Pray 4 Mojo: king_nacho: You mileage may vary, but you gotta know the clubs, you can get what you want.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But he and the girl both had the glazed look when they came back quite a long while later. He reported the hand-jobbing was mutual. Very well, then.

Maybe I should clarify that I wouldn't really want anything to happen to me that I couldn't get on the floor. I know it happens although it's rare.

If you're a dude with enough disposable income and enough game to get your dork wet in a VIP room... you can get laid pretty easily anywhere.

It's about the hunt. It really is. I have friends who are REALLY in to strip clubs and they'll tell you they could get more for less with a hooker, but they love the chase.

What chase?

They like trying to find which girls in the club will play, and then see how much mileage they can get. And some of them get quite a bit.

Is correct.

Grables'Daughter: Pray 4 Mojo: Grables'Daughter: Angry Buddha: Grables'Daughter: [b.asset.soup.io image 500x697]

/yay strippers!

You post this pic often. Who is this woman!

I don't know, but since she's a stripper SHE MUST AUTOMATICALLY BE STUPID.

Strippers come with a variety of faults... you have to pick two:

Fat, ugly, stupid, crazy, addict.

Which two am I?

Well you are a Fark addict, and possibly crazy about Fark too. Best I could do, what's my prize?

I've seen your posts/pics here, definitely not the first three. Don't think I have ever seen a fat stripper. Some that I weren't necessarily attracted to, but never a fatttie. Guess I go to the wrong clubs.

Yay Boobies!


That is all...

Grables'Daughter: Pray 4 Mojo: Grables'Daughter: Angry Buddha: Grables'Daughter: [b.asset.soup.io image 500x697]

/yay strippers!

You post this pic often. Who is this woman!

I don't know, but since she's a stripper SHE MUST AUTOMATICALLY BE STUPID.

Strippers come with a variety of faults... you have to pick two:

Fat, ugly, stupid, crazy, addict.

Which two am I?

Do you have cankles?

more boobies?

Grables'Daughter: This little stripper doesn't have sex in the VIP room.

/but knows a few that will
//virgule virgule

I had no idea you were a stripper. I was always a fan.. but now this....just blew my mind!


/EIP

SharkTrager: It's about the hunt. It really is. I have friends who are REALLY in to strip clubs and they'll tell you they could get more for less with a hooker, but they love the chase.

What chase?

They like trying to find which girls in the club will play, and then see how much mileage they can get. And some of them get quite a bit.

That's not a "chase".

Banging a hooker is like 'hunting' with a dozen bucks tied to posts inside a fence. If you really need to kill something... it's easy. Don't even need to get out of your car and get your shoes dirty... just drive by and shoot.

A strip club is the same situation... except somebody cut the ropes. Might take a lot more shots... and the ammo might get expensive... but keep firing and something will die.

/Any guy that thinks banging a stripper is some kind of badge of honor has never banged a stripper.

DashingDan: Grables'Daughter: This little stripper doesn't have sex in the VIP room.

/but knows a few that will
//virgule virgule

I had no idea you were a stripper. I was always a fan.. but now this....just blew my mind!


/EIP

I sisnt think she was... buuuuutt..

/eip just in case

Pray 4 Mojo: SharkTrager: It's about the hunt. It really is. I have friends who are REALLY in to strip clubs and they'll tell you they could get more for less with a hooker, but they love the chase.

What chase?

They like trying to find which girls in the club will play, and then see how much mileage they can get. And some of them get quite a bit.

That's not a "chase".

Banging a hooker is like 'hunting' with a dozen bucks tied to posts inside a fence. If you really need to kill something... it's easy. Don't even need to get out of your car and get your shoes dirty... just drive by and shoot.

A strip club is the same situation... except somebody cut the ropes. Might take a lot more shots... and the ammo might get expensive... but keep firing and something will die.

/Any guy that thinks banging a stripper is some kind of badge of honor has never banged a stripper.

Who said it's a badge of honor?

I've banged strippers, but I've never banged or dated a stripper I met in the club, nor have I gone to a club where a girl I was dating worked. Other than the somewhat higher likelihood of being nuts it's not all that different than banging any other woman. My current policy is I don't date strippers just because there tended to be more drama. I also have the same policy about hair stylists.

These guys like trying to find which girls will play, and like knowing that they can tell which ones will play. It's hardly the same as banging a hooker, who absolutely will play. Depending on the club it may be 10% of the girls or it may be 90% of the girls. Usually it seems to be closer to the 10% range than the 90% range though. I don't really blame them. It is their kink and to each their own. It's still cheaper than dating for most of them.

Pray 4 Mojo: SharkTrager: It's about the hunt. It really is. I have friends who are REALLY in to strip clubs and they'll tell you they could get more for less with a hooker, but they love the chase.

What chase?

They like trying to find which girls in the club will play, and then see how much mileage they can get. And some of them get quite a bit.

That's not a "chase".

Banging a hooker is like 'hunting' with a dozen bucks tied to posts inside a fence. If you really need to kill something... it's easy. Don't even need to get out of your car and get your shoes dirty... just drive by and shoot.

A strip club is the same situation... except somebody cut the ropes. Might take a lot more shots... and the ammo might get expensive... but keep firing and something will die.

/Any guy that thinks banging a stripper is some kind of badge of honor has never banged a stripper.

So, all strippers are whores?

Is that what you're saying?

SharkTrager: Who said it's a badge of honor?

Wasn't directed at your or your buddies. Just in general... see it every time I go... some kid getting his wallet emptied and making trips to the ATM bragging to his buddies that he got digits off the hottest chick in the place.

Their money... their fun. Seems a little silly to me... but your buddies would probably think I'm insane for spending what I do in a night at Crazy Whores III with no intention or desire to put my weener in any of them.

Nobody's judging.

Well... nobody's judging the men anyway.

king_nacho: Grables'Daughter: Pray 4 Mojo: SharkTrager:

/Any guy that thinks banging a stripper is some kind of badge of honor has never banged a stripper.

So, all strippers are whores?

Is that what you're saying?

There are whores that happen to work at strip clubs. But that doesn't mean that all strippers are whores. Some just use that venue to their advantage.

Fair enough.

/has never had sex for money
//never will
///has never done drugs beyond marijuana
////can actually construct full sentences
//virgule virgule virgule virgule virgule

Sounds like a pretty solid plan, actually. Be hot, learn to strip. Strip at strip club for exercise. Earn a couple hundred dollars from a few hours work. Make money and stay in shape. Beats the hell out of a $40-a-month gym membership. Smart girl.

Grables'Daughter: /Any guy that thinks banging a stripper is some kind of badge of honor has never banged a stripper.

So, all strippers are whores?

Is that what you're saying?

No. Some are... some aren't. It's just that there's no penalty (except for losing some cash maybe) for striking out with a stripper in a club. Best case is she'll say 'Yes'... next best case is she'll say 'No'... worst case is she'll say 'Yes' and empty your pockets w/out delivering on the bargain.

Just saying that I don't really see the challenge of banging a stripper... not EVERY stripper.

Frankly, I'd be way more impressed if a buddy banged his dentist or CPA during a consult.

/Never have.

Pappas: Sounds like a pretty solid plan, actually. Be hot, learn to strip. Strip at strip club for exercise. Earn a couple hundred dollars from a few hours work. Make money and stay in shape. Beats the hell out of a $40-a-month gym membership. Smart girl.

Working as an ecdysiast is one HELL of a workout.

Pappas: Sounds like a pretty solid plan, actually. Be hot, learn to strip. Strip at strip club for exercise. Earn a couple hundred dollars from a few hours work. Make money and stay in shape. Beats the hell out of a $40-a-month gym membership. Smart girl.

Pappas: Sounds like a pretty solid plan, actually. Be hot, learn to strip. Strip at strip club for exercise. Earn a couple hundred dollars from a few hours work. Make money and stay in shape. Beats the hell out of a $40-a-month gym membership. Smart girl.

And don't forget, not only does she save money by getting the workout for free, she makes money doing it.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The lack of pictures makes me sad. Do I have to do everything around here??

_{I posted pictures.}

Pray 4 Mojo: Pappas: Sounds like a pretty solid plan, actually. Be hot, learn to strip. Strip at strip club for exercise. Earn a couple hundred dollars from a few hours work. Make money and stay in shape. Beats the hell out of a $40-a-month gym membership. Smart girl.

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Not to jump into the middle of a conversation I'm not involved in, but... having worked at strip clubs, I can tell you that it is quite a feat to take home a stripper. Moreso than your CPA or dentist... since most clubs don't allow it (they're risking their job) and strippers are in more of a mindset NOT to go out with you.

To be honest, in my experience, you're more likely to encounter a whore CPA or dentist. Whores don't have the work ethic it takes to be a dancer long term and be successful. They almost always either quit or get caught breaking the rules and get banned.

Pappas: Pray 4 Mojo: Pappas: Sounds like a pretty solid plan, actually. Be hot, learn to strip. Strip at strip club for exercise. Earn a couple hundred dollars from a few hours work. Make money and stay in shape. Beats the hell out of a $40-a-month gym membership. Smart girl.

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Not to jump into the middle of a conversation I'm not involved in, but... having worked at strip clubs, I can tell you that it is quite a feat to take home a stripper. Moreso than your CPA or dentist... since most clubs don't allow it (they're risking their job) and strippers are in more of a mindset NOT to go out with you.

Is correct.

Pappas: I can tell you that it is quite a feat to take home a stripper.

Conversation wasn't about taking one home... it was about "banging" one.

The 'feat' in bringing one home is getting her out of your life... BEFORE your money is all gone... that's an accomplishment.

Pappas: Whores don't have the work ethic it takes to be a dancer

Are you saying all whores are lazy?!?!?!?!

Pray 4 Mojo: Pappas: I can tell you that it is quite a feat to take home a stripper.

Conversation wasn't about taking one home... it was about "banging" one.

Same difference. Your stripper is less likely to fark you for all those same reasons, assuming you meet her at work. Now, meeting her outside of work, she's the same as most other girls. On average.

The 'feat' in bringing one home is getting her out of your life... BEFORE your money is all gone... that's an accomplishment.

Pappas: Whores don't have the work ethic it takes to be a dancer

Are you saying all whores are lazy?!?!?!?!

In my experience, yes. Whores are usually looking for something for the very least amount of effort. A whore in a strip club would think "why make $10 a lap dance when I can make $100 if I let this guy finger me?" which gets her summarily kicked.

Pappas: strippers are in more of a mindset NOT to go out with you.

Missed this one.

Absolutely correct. Once that first dollar comes out... all you are, and all you'll ever be is a client... a walking wallet with a weener... essentially.

Don't have a problem with that. I don't expect a stripper to put out 'cause I gave her $200 for a few lap dances any more tan I expect my mechanic to put out 'cause I paid him $200 for an oil change and tune-up.

It's a service, and I (and many others) are willing to pay for it... but the naive guys that don't know the rules can get royally farked over.

Pray 4 Mojo: SharkTrager: Who said it's a badge of honor?

Wasn't directed at your or your buddies. Just in general... see it every time I go... some kid getting his wallet emptied and making trips to the ATM bragging to his buddies that he got digits off the hottest chick in the place.

Their money... their fun. Seems a little silly to me... but your buddies would probably think I'm insane for spending what I do in a night at Crazy Whores III with no intention or desire to put my weener in any of them.

Nobody's judging.

Well... nobody's judging the men anyway.

Those guys do wonder about anyone who spends money on dances without getting extras.

king_nacho: Now if you banged a stripper, and not a single dollar left your pocket, then that is a story all on its own.

I've done it a few times, and all have great stories, but you have to buy me a beer to hear them.

SharkTrager: Pray 4 Mojo: SharkTrager: Who said it's a badge of honor?

Wasn't directed at your or your buddies. Just in general... see it every time I go... some kid getting his wallet emptied and making trips to the ATM bragging to his buddies that he got digits off the hottest chick in the place.

Their money... their fun. Seems a little silly to me... but your buddies would probably think I'm insane for spending what I do in a night at Crazy Whores III with no intention or desire to put my weener in any of them.

Nobody's judging.

Well... nobody's judging the men anyway.

Those guys do wonder about anyone who spends money on dances without getting extras.

I just like hearing how their classes at UNLV are going. After all... every one of them goes to school there.

"The bad thing about being 40, fat, ugly and going gray is that I have to pay hot, young girls to pay attention to me. The good thing about it is that I can afford it."

It's really just about the entertainment and the atmosphere for me. I'm over "the chase". Just wanna have a few beers and enjoy some boobies.

Pray 4 Mojo: I just like hearing how their classes at UNLV are going. After all... every one of them goes to school there.

In Dallas they all go to UT Arlington.

SharkTrager: Pray 4 Mojo: I just like hearing how their classes at UNLV are going. After all... every one of them goes to school there.

In Dallas they all go to UT Arlington.

Ohhhh... There's good talent in Dallas.

Only place I've ever been that rivals Vegas. I was impressed.