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2012-05-11 12:36:25 PM
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jbtilley: Another Tim Burton flick. At this point you can overhear a few plot points, close your eyes, and imagine the whole movie and not be that far off. You'd probably get the casting, art direction, and soundtrack down to the letter.

Ah, but this one has the added bonus of crapping all over a cult classic.
2012-05-11 11:14:08 AM
2 votes:
That headline implies that I stopped liking Johnny Depp, which would be incorrect.
2012-05-12 12:46:13 AM
1 votes:
verbaltoxin: What I like most about the '89 Batman film is that it is so quotable. It's really an adaptation of the 60s TV show when you think about it. The characters spend most of their time vamping and making wise-cracks, the violence is pretty cartoony and the Joker is inexplicably possessed with all these Joker-faced gadgets, trucks and helicopters.

The main issue I have with the Nolan Batman movies is that when you try to make a superhero story too realistic, you all but abandon the point of having a superhero. He's just a crazy guy in a suit. A "real" superhero is a guy like Phoneix Gold up Seattle, and all he is is a poser with a costume and some pepper spray. So I prefer my comic book properties to be more like the Avengers - fantastic and unrealistic, but still grounded in humanity. I like the Nolan movies, but there is the sense of walking the tightrope so the movies don't get too realistic, lest you destroy the entire fantastic premise it's predicated upon.



And here I was told just this evening on Fark that Batman '89 had nothing in common with Batman '66

/vindication!
2012-05-11 11:21:08 PM
1 votes:
This looks like the absolutely WORST retake of Dark Shadows anyone could ever make. I will NOT be seeing it.
2012-05-11 01:13:02 PM
1 votes:
orclover: grinding_journalist: Prometheus, on he other hand, would NOT work as a PG13, much as the new Pixar flick wouldn't work as an "R".

If Pixar made a R rated animation flick then the next sound you would hear is the thunderous clap as thousands of Japanese Animation studious sphincters slammed shut. A R rated version of Pixar's imagination spewed onto the screen would start a new art industry over night in America.
It would be this:
[www.cyberpunkreview.com image 640x360]
on a lethal cocktail of steroids and LSD...


I'll be the first to say it: Heavy Metal the movie sucked. Like, Ralph Bakshi's 'Wizards' sucked. Two cartoons on the verge of greatness destroyed by a lack of a truly cohesive plot. Great if you were there; suck if you were born after.
2012-05-11 01:03:41 PM
1 votes:
Johnny Depp has done some fine films. 'Dark Shadows' does not appear to be one of them.
2012-05-11 01:00:57 PM
1 votes:
Promised my mom I would take her this afternoon. At least I'll get "good son" brownie points. Wish me well.
2012-05-11 11:50:10 AM
1 votes:
Carth: grinding_journalist: I saw the Avengers again last night. The next movie I plan on seeing is DKR, followed by Expendables 2 (some movies were just meant to be seen in theaters).

The mortar between these bricks will be Diablo 3.



You aren't disappointed Expendables 2 is going to be rated PG-13 to make Chuck "Fundy" Norris happy?


Thing have changed on that front. It will be "R" rated in U.S. theatres

/I'm not interested in seeing it. But I thought those so interested would like to know.
2012-05-11 11:49:49 AM
1 votes:
verbaltoxin: I don't hate Tim Burton films (Quite the opposite in some cases). His last several though have stuck to formula and he doesn't seem to have the same, subversive and surreal wit he used to have with past films. His best stuff lately are things he's written and/or produced, but not directed.

People hate on Burton's Batman because it seems so campy compared to the gritty crime drama that the new films are but I always dug his gothic German expressionist version of Gotham city over "Chicago" in the Nolan films. And casting a wispy comedic actor like Michael Keaton was inspired, IMO. No, it had nothing to do with the muscle bound ninja that Batman was supposed to be and that was what was cool about it. Burton's Batman had nothing to do with the comic book version. He was a guy out of his league physically but did his shiat anyway.

And Burton did a lot better job of making Bruce Wayne a broken, mentally unhinged individual. Nolan's Wayne has none of that. He could be a regular cop except for the costume. There's a lot more to be said about Burton's Batman than he's given credit for.

And the Batmobile is a lot cooler, if less practical.
2012-05-11 11:41:07 AM
1 votes:
I saw the Avengers again last night. The next movie I plan on seeing is DKR, followed by Expendables 2 (some movies were just meant to be seen in theaters).

The mortar between these bricks will be Diablo 3.

Really, there's very little else on the cinematic horizon that even remotely piques my interest.

/I suppose I can shoehorn the new Pixar flick in there
//and I'll get dragged to Prometheus by my friend and dad
///when my dad saw the new Spider Man trailer, he asked why they were showing a trailer for a movie that came out years ago
2012-05-11 11:33:50 AM
1 votes:
Carth: Most people who hate musicals still enjoyed South Park:Bigger Longer and Uncut

That was probably because South Park was a cartoon. I'm just not wired to accept that people in real life will stop the story and just break out into song and dance for no reason. The exception being The Blues Brothers because it was sort of a cartoon in its own way, the music was good and there were really only a couple of actual "musical" scenes that interrupted the narrative. But the musical as a concept, I just was never able to understand. But I'm obviously wrong, musicals are hugely popular.
2012-05-11 11:27:51 AM
1 votes:
Carth: LowbrowDeluxe: I like Burton films. I also like musicals. Complaining about the aesthetic of Burton films reminds me entirely of people who hate musicals then are constantly happy to complain that they hated the latest musical they saw. We get it. You don't like it.

Most people who hate musicals still enjoyed South Park:Bigger Longer and Uncut. Most of the time it isn't the genre it is the crappy execution. Burton can make a great film (Big Fish for example) Dark Shadows just isn't one.


South Park was the definition of crappy execution. That was half the joke. If that's an example of a 'successful' musical for people who hate Gilbert and Sullivan or Disney movies or whatever then....honestly, I have no idea where you were going with that.

I'm perfectly willing to believe Dark Shadows isn't good. I'm not terribly interested in seeing it myself. 90% of the herping and derping in these threads has nothing to do with that, however.
2012-05-11 11:23:17 AM
1 votes:
LowbrowDeluxe: I like Burton films. I also like musicals. Complaining about the aesthetic of Burton films reminds me entirely of people who hate musicals then are constantly happy to complain that they hated the latest musical they saw. We get it. You don't like it.

This. You know what you are getting with Burton and Depp. They do Burton/Depp-esque stuff. If you like that stuff, watch it, if you don't, then don't watch. Just don't go into and expect Micheal Bay or Werner Herzog.
2012-05-11 11:15:22 AM
1 votes:
Another Tim Burton flick. At this point you can overhear a few plot points, close your eyes, and imagine the whole movie and not be that far off. You'd probably get the casting, art direction, and soundtrack down to the letter.
2012-05-11 11:14:27 AM
1 votes:
I like Burton films. I also like musicals. Complaining about the aesthetic of Burton films reminds me entirely of people who hate musicals then are constantly happy to complain that they hated the latest musical they saw. We get it. You don't like it.
2012-05-11 11:10:43 AM
1 votes:
I blame Edward Scissorhands. Depp was born to play that roll, so that is what he will be cast as from now on.

See: Malcolm McDowall.
2012-05-11 09:58:25 AM
1 votes:
I never stopped liking Johnny Depp. I just don't watch the movies he's in that I know will suck. In fact I just watched a documentary on Hunter Thompson narrated by Depp on NetFlix streaming and it was great.

Depp can do 10 more movies with Burton under a ton of make-up and that won't change the fact that he was in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. So free pass.
2012-05-11 09:29:23 AM
1 votes:
I kind of wish Depp would find his inner rebel again, the one that made him pass up all the heartthrob roles he was being offered after 21 Jump Street and do some amazing films that were wildly different. It feels like he's been stuck in a rut for most of the last decade, constantly returning to the same characters or some mild variation thereof.
 
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