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(WorldNetDaily)   Sheriff Joe Arpaio abandons the Birther cause, saying the proof that Obama isn't a US citizen won't come from his birth certificate, rather it will come from his Draft Registration. We get it. You're a racist asshole   (wnd.com ) divider line
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2012-05-11 02:34:45 PM  
WND is funnier then the onion
 
2012-05-11 02:47:25 PM  

madgonad: I would have sworn the draft ended in 1972, when Barry was eleven.


Pretty convenient that the fake birth certificate makes him seem to young for the draft isn't it?
 
2012-05-11 02:48:03 PM  
One of the stranger days of my life was one time when I was home on leave and got a call from the local draft office demanding to know why I hadn't registered. I replied that I was currently serving in the Navy and didn't see the point. The lady on the phone said that she would check into it and I was never called again. For all I know she filled one out for me. So, if that form ever sees the light of day, my ability to prove that I am, in fact, not a secret muslim kenyan draft dodger would be seriously compromised.
 
2012-05-11 02:51:55 PM  

dracos31: I can't believe there are farkers biting on Alwya. Those posts are so over the top it should be obvious to anyone with an IQ above room temperature.

\personally, I love them


There is a reason why Poe's Law is king on Fark.
 
2012-05-11 02:56:04 PM  
You still have to register for the draft today.
 
2012-05-11 03:00:24 PM  

colon_pow: sherrif's on to ya obama.
best high-tail it back down to kinye.


Only dumbfark Republicans take this guy seriously.

Will be nice when he is sitting in court defending his racism, and you guys will be whining on message boards.
 
2012-05-11 03:19:47 PM  

advex101: One of the stranger days of my life was one time when I was home on leave and got a call from the local draft office demanding to know why I hadn't registered. I replied that I was currently serving in the Navy and didn't see the point. The lady on the phone said that she would check into it and I was never called again. For all I know she filled one out for me. So, if that form ever sees the light of day, my ability to prove that I am, in fact, not a secret muslim kenyan draft dodger would be seriously compromised.


Due to some SNAFU I have two draft cards. I'm 41 now, but it could have sucked.
 
2012-05-11 03:30:54 PM  
alwya long form


-25/10. You lose points. Would have gained if you didn't evolve into derp by the second point. Might want to try and avoid mixing up the hate data file, mkay?
 
2012-05-11 03:32:57 PM  

cman: I see another wonderful piece of journalistic excitement from the witless folks over at World Nut Daily got another greenlight.


I don't know why, but that made me snicker. I picture them getting so excited about this they pee their pants.
 
2012-05-11 04:03:42 PM  

madgonad: I would have sworn the draft ended in 1972, when Barry was eleven.


Might have been 1975. When I turned 18 our coach told us we needed to register. I went downtown and the draftboard offices were literally in the process of being dismantled. Guys with Hand trucks were walking out with filing cabinets and furniture.

I think it was when the Russians invaded Afghanistan that kids had to start registering again when they turned 18. It was a bit of divide and conquer, the older kids didn't care because it didn't affect them so there where very few protests.

So there is this group of men in the population who have never had draft cards.
 
2012-05-11 04:04:00 PM  

Nightmaretony: alwya long form


-25/10. You lose points. Would have gained if you didn't evolve into derp by the second point. Might want to try and avoid mixing up the hate data file, mkay?


Account created: 2005-01-15 01:43:03

You really ought to know better.
 
2012-05-11 04:58:28 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [mlkshk.com image 245x380]

More like this one?


SO MUCH SPARKLES.

/SPARKLES.
 
2012-05-11 05:05:20 PM  

PsiChick: Grables'Daughter: [mlkshk.com image 245x380]

More like this one?

SO MUCH SPARKLES.

/SPARKLES.


I like sparkles.
 
2012-05-11 05:37:02 PM  

mrshowrules: acefox1: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 600x408]

Constitution Jeebus will come down from heaven and help Arpaio put Obama in a pink jumpsuit and filling pot-holes in Maricopa County.

I think I know what Joe McNaughton's next painting will be.

/It works on so many levels.

//For fark's sake somebody shoot me. Freeper Friday always reaches amazing new levels of derp.

I've seen the picture of Jesus holding the Constitution and I've seen the beautiful painting of Obama burning the Constitution. My question is why won't anybody paint a picture of Obama burning the Constitution while Jesus is holding it and trying to keep it away from him because I feel that is literally what is happening.


A picture of Jesus playing keep away with the Constitution while Obama jumps for it with a lit match in his hand while the Founding Fathers cover their eyes in horror and St Reagan weeps silently at the sight? I'd sell a kidney to own something like that.
 
2012-05-11 06:22:23 PM  
So every other date stamp from that era has a 4 digit year and Obama's only has two digits and nobody finds that highly unusual? Come on Obama fans, lets hear you explain that one.
 
2012-05-11 06:40:47 PM  
On a side note, i just had a customer at my job come in with a netbook that got infected and poping up security warning after visiting WND. He blamed it on that f'ing n-bomb homo loving obama. He then complained about the line ads at the top of Gmail. He said that is the government spying on us. I said no, that's Google and you agreed to that in the user agreement. He then wanted Google's phone number. I have honestly never thought these freepers and wnd'ers existed. Today i was proven wrong.
 
2012-05-11 06:55:22 PM  

9beers: So every other date stamp from that era has a 4 digit year and Obama's only has two digits and nobody finds that highly unusual? Come on Obama fans, lets hear you explain that one.


http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012/03/circular-date-stamps-and-obama s -selective-service-registration/
 
2012-05-11 06:58:59 PM  

friday13: EnviroDude: I see the "link vote" liberals have already attacked this thread.


Obama was born in HI. His mother said so on the school application that listed him as a Muslim when he was in Indonesia.

Failure to file a draft registration - would disqualify him from federal jobs.

What is apparent is that Mr. Obama has hidden many things in his past and the draft card is one of them. Is it any shock then that he is going after Joe for various trumped up charges?

If the democrats were smart, and they are not, they would dump Barry and replace him with somebody that isn't an Amateur

This....this...
This is just farking sad, man. You're usually WAY better than this. Go pick yourself up, and try that again.


He's paid to keep farker's posting and squabbling over how stupid he is. There's no promise of quality in the contract.
 
2012-05-11 07:21:50 PM  
And libtards ignore the evidence... AGAIN.

How much forensic document analysis will it take to prove to you that THE MAN IS A FORGERY?

Good Christ, you clowns claim to be ratianal and believe in science and all and then put on blinders instead of looking at evidence. Step-by-step instructions on how to take the forgeries the 'white' house has released and prove them to be the falsehoods they are - and not a one of you tries to repeat the experiment. Not a one of you shows competing evidence.

November is coming, and it is gonna be so hard for you.
 
2012-05-11 07:29:44 PM  

Retarded Colored Animal: November is coming, and it is gonna be so hard for you.


November will be great.

That's when all the bad troll-wannabe accounts get put back on the shelf.
 
2012-05-11 07:49:39 PM  

Bronzed War God: Obama is a natural born US Citizen. I cannot stand the guy, but I'm pretty sure he was born in Hawaii like he says.


I know what you mean, I hate people who are actually successful at their jobs too. Makes the previous person who held their position look like an ass.
 
2012-05-11 08:44:40 PM  

saintstryfe: That's okay - lets me link my favorite thing ever again.

/I will never stop loving that.


LMAO! I had forgot he started that with Hogan's theme music. Farking Epic!
 
2012-05-11 08:45:55 PM  

EnviroDude: I see the "link vote" liberals have already attacked this thread.


Obama was born in HI. His mother said so on the school application that listed him as a Muslim when he was in Indonesia.

Failure to file a draft registration - would disqualify him from federal jobs.

What is apparent is that Mr. Obama has hidden many things in his past and the draft card is one of them. Is it any shock then that he is going after Joe for various trumped up charges?

If the democrats were smart, and they are not, they would dump Barry and replace him with somebody that isn't an Amateur


If you weren't randommotherf*cker's sad alt troll, you'd be back under your bridge sucking your toes right about now.
 
2012-05-11 09:23:30 PM  

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]


i've read that schizophrenics usually don't take their meds because they like the wild ups when they're manic.
/stretch before you do this kind of heavy trolling. i'd hate to think you'd pull a muscle
 
2012-05-11 09:38:48 PM  

Raspil: alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]

i've read that schizophrenics usually don't take their meds because they like the wild ups when they're manic.
/ ...


You should have read that more carefully, or recalibrated your sarcasm meter. Alywa's comments were indeed masterful, but not as a troll.

Example: Obama couldn't have served in Vietnam, because he was only 13 when it ended. (#3) Everyone knows that.
 
2012-05-11 10:06:05 PM  

9beers: So every other date stamp from that era has a 4 digit year and Obama's only has two digits and nobody finds that highly unusual? Come on Obama fans, lets hear you explain that one.


Obama's trolling you suckers again?
 
2012-05-11 10:27:13 PM  

Retarded Colored Animal: And libtards ignore the evidence... AGAIN.

How much forensic document analysis will it take to prove to you that THE MAN IS A FORGERY?

Good Christ, you clowns claim to be ratianal and believe in science and all and then put on blinders instead of looking at evidence. Step-by-step instructions on how to take the forgeries the 'white' house has released and prove them to be the falsehoods they are - and not a one of you tries to repeat the experiment. Not a one of you shows competing evidence.

November is coming, and it is gonna be so hard for you.


"Retarded" is accurate.
 
2012-05-11 10:28:24 PM  

Raspil: i've read that schizophrenics usually don't take their meds because they like the wild ups when they're manic.
/stretch before you do this kind of heavy trolling. i'd hate to think you'd pull a muscle


That's not schizophrenia, that's bipolar. Schizophrenics like to skip their meds because they aren't entirely convinced that they're sick in the first place.
 
2012-05-11 11:01:54 PM  
Wow, race card in one. Good job sub/libtard
 
2012-05-11 11:06:05 PM  
The only racist assholes I know of are Holder and Obama.
 
2012-05-11 11:11:54 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Raspil: i've read that schizophrenics usually don't take their meds because they like the wild ups when they're manic.
/stretch before you do this kind of heavy trolling. i'd hate to think you'd pull a muscle

That's not schizophrenia, that's bipolar. Schizophrenics like to skip their meds because they aren't entirely convinced that they're sick in the first place.


Did you miss the slashie that you quoted there? May need to buy your sarcasm meter some new batteries...
 
2012-05-11 11:19:18 PM  
The most pathetic trolls are the ones who show up at the end of a dying thread. Sad, sad, sad.
 
2012-05-12 03:05:30 AM  
Ahhh...ya know I would kinda like to see EnviroDude sucking his toes.
 
2012-05-12 09:14:17 AM  
Mr. President, bury your opponents in paperwork.

We will sit back and enjoy the spectacle.


signed,

shirley Ujest.
 
2012-05-13 12:37:59 AM  
I DEMAND Arpaio's long form berf certifikkkate! I am not sure if he is an Amurrican. Everything is bigger in Texas, ESPECIALLY the forgeries.

I also demand his selected service registration form/microfilm. Cuz a crappy stamp job and poor record keeping would be PROOF that Arpaio is in fact an ITALIAN FASCIST. Just listen to all those vowels in his last name! Sounds like one a'them librul Europeeing names if I ever heard one!

Impeach Arpaioioioioioio! Ayyyyyyyyyy!
 
2012-05-13 11:14:04 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: madgonad: I would have sworn the draft ended in 1972, when Barry was eleven.

It did, but most males are required to register with Selective Service within 30 days of their 18th birthday, even when there's no active draft. I know my son had to and he was born in 1980.


Registration originally did end in 1972. It was reinstated about 1980-ish. Carter did it in response to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
 
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