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(WorldNetDaily)   Sheriff Joe Arpaio abandons the Birther cause, saying the proof that Obama isn't a US citizen won't come from his birth certificate, rather it will come from his Draft Registration. We get it. You're a racist asshole   (wnd.com) divider line 136
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2012-05-11 12:07:52 PM
He's going down in a blaze of WHARRRGRBL!!
 
2012-05-11 12:11:07 PM
I drop this in every birther thread, but if he wasn't born in Hawaii there should exist copies of the two newspapers WITHOUT the birth announcement... unless EVERY copy of BOTH newspapers was found and retroactively faked.

That's all the birthers need.... one newspaper, and it all comes crashing down.
 
2012-05-11 12:12:07 PM

oldfarthenry: He's going down in a blaze of WHARRRGRBL!!


I have 500 quatloos that says he goes down like the warden at the end of shawshank redemption!
 
2012-05-11 12:12:20 PM
"it [paper registration] was destroyed in 1980"

Clearly the conspiracy goes back 30 years. DAMN YOU FARTBONGO AND YOUR INFERNAL TIME MACHINE!!!
 
2012-05-11 12:14:49 PM

DeltaPunch: I drop this in every birther thread, but if he wasn't born in Hawaii there should exist copies of the two newspapers WITHOUT the birth announcement... unless EVERY copy of BOTH newspapers was found and retroactively faked.

That's all the birthers need.... one newspaper, and it all comes crashing down.


I think you are drastically underestimating the power of Obama's Time Machine.
 
2012-05-11 12:15:13 PM

Flab: That eagle image isn't sparkly, Alywa. I am dissapoint.


Nor is it crying at the loss of freedoms unleashed by Fartbongo.
 
2012-05-11 12:15:33 PM
Now the piece of filth has the attention of the doj, so... they heard you asshole, stop your farking front porch tirades.
 
2012-05-11 12:15:59 PM

Raharu: oldfarthenry: He's going down in a blaze of WHARRRGRBL!!

I have 500 quatloos that says he goes down like the warden at the end of shawshank redemption!


THIS. The guy is too cowardly to do any time.
 
2012-05-11 12:16:27 PM

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]


Not sure if serious or unbelievably misinformed...
 
2012-05-11 12:16:31 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com

Constitution Jeebus will come down from heaven and help Arpaio put Obama in a pink jumpsuit and filling pot-holes in Maricopa County.

I think I know what Joe McNaughton's next painting will be.

/It works on so many levels.

//For fark's sake somebody shoot me. Freeper Friday always reaches amazing new levels of derp.
 
2012-05-11 12:16:49 PM

FlashHarry: alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]

7/10

a decidedly good effort. (yes, the eagle was overdoing it. sans eagle, it would've been a 9)


Bullshiat. The Eagle is the crux of the post. The spoke around which the wheels of truth spin, carrying reality to you libs on a chariot driven by his keystrokes directly into your living rooms and YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT.
 
2012-05-11 12:16:54 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is how we know that the claims of Obama having people killed are totally and completely unfounded


Disagree completely. It is great for Obama to have megaphones for idiotic fringe conspiracy theories. It shows quite nicely that a good chunk of his detractors have very little connection with reality. Without Arpaio and Orly Taitz and all the other birthers the extreme anti-Obama crowd might actually be complaining about things that are relatively plausible. Not to mention it puts saner Republicans in the completely uncomfortable position of having to deal with craziness. Good times.
 
2012-05-11 12:18:24 PM
Um... err... so the alleged forgers cut the first two digits off of a 2080 date stamp or something, rather than just finding a genuine 1980 stamp, of which there are almost certainly hundreds still around in government supply warehouses?

Riiiiiight. As if the places making these stamps would even be selling 2080 dates at this point. Let's try that again: they cobbled one together out of several stamps instead of the aforementioned tactic of finding a genuine one?

Riiiiiight.

Obama has access to some of the best forgery experts in the world. If he wanted to have a document forged, it would be 50-odd years before we had any chance of knowing he'd done it. It would certainly be done better than this.
 
2012-05-11 12:19:21 PM

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]


I give this 9/10. Poe's law is strong with this one.
 
2012-05-11 12:23:48 PM
A racist in Arizona? That sounds unlikely.
 
2012-05-11 12:24:18 PM

acefox1: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 600x408]

Constitution Jeebus will come down from heaven and help Arpaio put Obama in a pink jumpsuit and filling pot-holes in Maricopa County.

I think I know what Joe McNaughton's next painting will be.

/It works on so many levels.

//For fark's sake somebody shoot me. Freeper Friday always reaches amazing new levels of derp.


I've seen the picture of Jesus holding the Constitution and I've seen the beautiful painting of Obama burning the Constitution. My question is why won't anybody paint a picture of Obama burning the Constitution while Jesus is holding it and trying to keep it away from him because I feel that is literally what is happening.
 
2012-05-11 12:25:17 PM

what_now: So, Arpaio is just doing this to provide some cover when Obama's justice department puts him in jail for corruption and human rights violations.


that's the working theory
 
2012-05-11 12:26:47 PM

Kaeishiwaza: alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]

I give this 9/10. Poe's law is strong with this one.


I agree. The sparkly eagle would have pushed it to 11, though.
 
2012-05-11 12:30:04 PM

acefox1: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 600x408]

Constitution Jeebus will come down from heaven and help Arpaio put Obama in a pink jumpsuit and filling pot-holes in Maricopa County.

I think I know what Joe McNaughton's next painting will be.

/It works on so many levels.

//For fark's sake somebody shoot me. Freeper Friday always reaches amazing new levels of derp.


check out the interactive one Link pops
 
2012-05-11 12:32:16 PM

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!



0/10. Every fake birth certificate I've seen shows Obama to be 14 years old when the Vietnam War ended...in 1975.


www.wareaglelures.com
 
2012-05-11 12:33:02 PM

ManateeGag: I won't actually read through the whole thing, I like my braincells too much, but did that boil down to, we were able to forge a stamp to look like the one on Obama's selective service record, therefore, Obama's is a forgery?


When you come from the direction of "its forged" and you are looking for evidence it might be forced its certainly a slam dunk to show that it can be forged.

www.geekzone.co.nz
 
2012-05-11 12:35:03 PM
"If the document is in your possession, please make it available for inspection by my Sheriff's Office investigators. We will travel to your facility to analyze it."

Does this come out of the state budget or is the cost borne only by county taxpayers who keep reelecting this guy?
 
2012-05-11 12:35:14 PM
I would have sworn the draft ended in 1972, when Barry was eleven.
 
2012-05-11 12:36:47 PM
You do realize that the rest of the world is convinced that we, as a nation, have gone temporarily insane because we elected a half-black man to the Oval Office, right?

It's bizarre, when you take a step back, and see just what's occurred over the last four years or so with regards to the campaign and presidency of Obama.

I can't wait for the end of the 2012 election, when Obama takes his second term and racists everywhere spontaneously combust.
 
2012-05-11 12:37:58 PM

Diogenes: Grables'Daughter: [mlkshk.com image 245x380]

More like this one?

I'm so getting that tattooed on my arm. I wonder how I can make sparkly, though. I'm thinking LEDs.


Or a shiat-ton of glitter in the tattoo ink.
 
2012-05-11 12:40:40 PM

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]


This is either terrific satire or a woeful trolling effort. However, the fact that each of these talking points have more than once been discussed by a host or a panel on FOXNews and thus believed by a significant percentage of people is downright scary.
 
2012-05-11 12:42:32 PM
I still don't understand where this shiat falls under Sheriff OMGADarkie's jurisdiction. Where does the authority of his "cold case posse" to demand these records come from?

Have they simply submitted a FOIA request and are spinning it?
 
2012-05-11 12:47:10 PM

Millennium: Obama has access to some of the best forgery experts in the world. If he wanted to have a document forged, it would be 50-odd years before we had any chance of knowing he'd done it. It would certainly be done better than this.


i.imgur.com

Its worse than that. If Obama's experts knew we were here, they would have killed us already.
 
2012-05-11 12:49:39 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: *thrust* *thrust* *GRUNT* *thrust*

[i.imgur.com image 330x330]

*thrust* *thrust* *GRUNT*

[i.imgur.com image 400x224]

"Ain't nothin' left. Alright, find another one."

[i.imgur.com image 300x233]


That was lovely. I'm going to show it to my children now, and my mother. No. Really.

/interwebs 4 u
 
2012-05-11 12:51:29 PM

EnviroDude: I see the "link vote" liberals have already attacked this thread.


Obama was born in HI. His mother said so on the school application that listed him as a Muslim when he was in Indonesia.

Failure to file a draft registration - would disqualify him from federal jobs.

What is apparent is that Mr. Obama has hidden many things in his past and the draft card is one of them. Is it any shock then that he is going after Joe for various trumped up charges?

If the democrats were smart, and they are not, they would dump Barry and replace him with somebody that isn't an Amateur


We have noted your concern and will pass it on through the proper channels.
 
2012-05-11 12:51:42 PM
sherrif's on to ya obama.
best high-tail it back down to kinye.
 
2012-05-11 12:58:22 PM

cman: I see another wonderful piece of journalistic excitement from the witless folks over at World Nut Daily got another greenlight.


You spelled excrement wrong.
 
2012-05-11 01:01:16 PM

madgonad: I would have sworn the draft ended in 1972, when Barry was eleven.


true, but the requirement to register did not end in 1972.
 
2012-05-11 01:04:22 PM

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside...

I wonder if this is Orly Taitz Fark account. Seriously.

 
2012-05-11 01:05:25 PM

Grables'Daughter: [mlkshk.com image 245x380]

More like this one?


This is why I have favorited. :)
 
2012-05-11 01:05:50 PM

madgonad: I would have sworn the draft ended in 1972, when Barry was eleven.


It was, but draft registration was reinstated in 1980, when the Soviets invaded Afghanistan. For those of us who still remembered some of our friends' older siblings coming home from Southeast Asia in boxes, it was a very emotional event - in fact, it was the reason why I voted against Carter (I voted for John Anderson instead).

Funny story: in 1993, when I was accepted to law school, I applied for financial aid. My application was denied because (I was told) I failed to register for the draft in 1980. I told the nice lady on the phone that I had in fact registered for the draft; I remembered it quite well. She said she'd look into it and get back to me. Turns out I had refused to put my SSN on my draft registration form - something that many of us did as a sort of protest, and something which we had the legal right to do. The nice financial aid lady explained that, yes, I did have the right to omit my SSN from my registration form, but if I did then I wouldn't be eligible for financial aid. Thirteen years after registering, at the age of 32, I had to re-submit my draft registration and "voluntarily" provide my SSN or there would be no financial aid for me.
 
2012-05-11 01:08:40 PM

DeltaPunch: I drop this in every birther thread, but if he wasn't born in Hawaii there should exist copies of the two newspapers WITHOUT the birth announcement... unless EVERY copy of BOTH newspapers was found and retroactively faked.

That's all the birthers need.... one newspaper, and it all comes crashing down.


I actually brought this up on freerepublic before I got banned and they said it was common practice to place birth announcements in American newspapers when in another country to help the process of getting them citizenship and all the natural rights of a true American.

/I'm serious
 
2012-05-11 01:12:13 PM
This just means donations for his Hawaiian vacations err... truth finding missions ran out.
 
2012-05-11 01:17:26 PM

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]


You should really post this in the comments section of the article. You would be their new hero over there.
 
2012-05-11 01:19:33 PM
I'm trying to wrap my head around this. So it's basically "What's he hiding? He won't release his selective service registration and they won't provide it to us, except for this one copy of this selective service registration that was provided, which we don't believe is real."

GIVE US EVIDENCE WE WONT BELIEVE!!!!
 
2012-05-11 01:21:50 PM

madgonad: I would have sworn the draft ended in 1972, when Barry was eleven.


It did, but most males are required to register with Selective Service within 30 days of their 18th birthday, even when there's no active draft. I know my son had to and he was born in 1980.
 
2012-05-11 01:26:10 PM

DeltaPunch: I drop this in every birther thread, but if he wasn't born in Hawaii there should exist copies of the two newspapers WITHOUT the birth announcement... unless EVERY copy of BOTH newspapers was found and retroactively faked.

That's all the birthers need.... one newspaper, and it all comes crashing down.


And this is why no one will ever be able to tell me that birtherism isn't racism in disguise.
 
2012-05-11 01:28:30 PM

alywa: DERP

 
2012-05-11 01:29:48 PM

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!


Yea...you have just been added to my favorite list. Awesome, just awesome.
 
2012-05-11 01:38:12 PM
I can't believe there are farkers biting on Alwya. Those posts are so over the top it should be obvious to anyone with an IQ above room temperature.

\personally, I love them
 
2012-05-11 01:39:38 PM

EnviroDude: I see the "link vote" liberals have already attacked this thread.


Obama was born in HI. His mother said so on the school application that listed him as a Muslim when he was in Indonesia.

Failure to file a draft registration - would disqualify him from federal jobs.

What is apparent is that Mr. Obama has hidden many things in his past and the draft card is one of them. Is it any shock then that he is going after Joe for various trumped up charges?

If the democrats were smart, and they are not, they would dump Barry and replace him with somebody that isn't an Amateur


This....this...
This is just farking sad, man. You're usually WAY better than this. Go pick yourself up, and try that again.
 
2012-05-11 01:44:56 PM
 
2012-05-11 01:55:45 PM

SisterMaryElephant: I still don't understand where this shiat falls under Sheriff OMGADarkie's jurisdiction. Where does the authority of his "cold case posse" to demand these records come from?

Have they simply submitted a FOIA request and are spinning it?


That is exactly what they are doing.

Apparently the post stamp on the FOI requested and obtained Selective Service registration card says 80 instead of 1980 and that means Sarah Palin is now Robo-pope of the western arm of this galaxy and Joe Biden has to dress up like Princess Leia and serve her peeled grapes while Obama gets shot into the heart of an exploding star for kicks or something.

Didn't read the whole article, obviously.

That would have been silly.
 
2012-05-11 01:58:09 PM
I am terribly disappointed that no one has yet created a screencap of Crackers from "Pink Flamingos" for chicken-farking memes.
 
2012-05-11 02:21:20 PM
Obama is a natural born US Citizen. I cannot stand the guy, but I'm pretty sure he was born in Hawaii like he says.

I have no problem with vetting presidents. Let people try to uncover stuff. Some stuff (like an edwards affair or cain affair) will come out that will probably keep people out of office for the right reasons. The rest of it will turn up nothing. So, there is no real cost to letting these people continue, right?

And, the fringe element exists on both sides. This kind of thing just keeps them occupied.
 
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