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(WorldNetDaily)   Sheriff Joe Arpaio abandons the Birther cause, saying the proof that Obama isn't a US citizen won't come from his birth certificate, rather it will come from his Draft Registration. We get it. You're a racist asshole   (wnd.com) divider line 136
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2012-05-11 08:19:12 AM
I won't actually read through the whole thing, I like my braincells too much, but did that boil down to, we were able to forge a stamp to look like the one on Obama's selective service record, therefore, Obama's is a forgery?
 
2012-05-11 08:20:13 AM
And of course this has nothing to do with the impending DOJ investigation.
 
2012-05-11 08:22:43 AM
I see another wonderful piece of journalistic excitement from the witless folks over at World Nut Daily got another greenlight.
 
2012-05-11 08:23:51 AM
This is how we know that the claims of Obama having people killed are totally and completely unfounded
 
2012-05-11 08:32:47 AM
We already knew he was a racist asshole.
 
2012-05-11 08:33:24 AM
That poor chicken.
 
2012-05-11 08:39:06 AM
Sheriff Joe: Get the eff out of my country.
 
2012-05-11 08:39:13 AM
Arpaio trifecta in play?
 
2012-05-11 08:43:09 AM

Generation_D: Sheriff Joe: Get the eff out of my country.


I second this motion. He seems much more like a Saudi Arabian kind of guy.
 
2012-05-11 08:44:17 AM
Keep at it Arpaio!
It's not like you don't have anything else to worry about.
 
2012-05-11 08:54:54 AM

cman: I see another wonderful piece of journalistic excitement from the witless folks over at World Nut Daily got another greenlight.


You misspelled 'excrement'.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-05-11 08:57:10 AM
The World Net Daily is the toothless, semi-illiterate, alcoholic neighbor of the online news industry.
 
2012-05-11 08:58:00 AM
Freep. Freep. Freep. Freep your booty!
 
2012-05-11 08:58:28 AM
"Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

i35.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-11 08:58:32 AM

cman: I see another wonderful piece of journalistic excitement from the witless folks over at World Nut Daily got another greenlight.


Drew needs to pay the bills, you know.
 
2012-05-11 09:00:40 AM
That eagle image isn't sparkly, Alywa. I am dissapoint.
 
2012-05-11 09:03:32 AM

unyon: cman: I see another wonderful piece of journalistic excitement from the witless folks over at World Nut Daily got another greenlight.

You misspelled 'excrement'.


In fact, I did. Auto-correct pwned my ass on that one.
 
2012-05-11 09:05:41 AM
*thrust* *thrust* *GRUNT* *thrust*

i.imgur.com

*thrust* *thrust* *GRUNT*

i.imgur.com

"Ain't nothin' left. Alright, find another one."

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-11 09:06:44 AM
He didn't abandon the cause. He moved the goalposts. Which they've all been doing since the real original BC was revealed. Which is exactly what we all expected they'd do.

*yawn*
 
2012-05-11 09:07:44 AM

Flab: That eagle image isn't sparkly, Alywa. I am dissapoint.


Indeed. How are we suppose to know that you're serious without a sparkly .gif?
 
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2012-05-11 09:12:02 AM

Generation_D: Sheriff Joe: Get the eff out of my country.


Arpaio sounds sort of illegal alieny to me.
 
2012-05-11 09:20:35 AM

alywa: I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!


A lot of people are suggesting that you should have included a sparkling eagle, but I would have left it off entirely. It's kind of gilding the lily.
Also, the misspelling of "Kenyan" is a bit of a giveaway. Birthers don't misspell that word because they use it so often.
Otherwise, a very convincing bit of work.
 
2012-05-11 09:32:57 AM
I see the "link vote" liberals have already attacked this thread.


Obama was born in HI. His mother said so on the school application that listed him as a Muslim when he was in Indonesia.

Failure to file a draft registration - would disqualify him from federal jobs.

What is apparent is that Mr. Obama has hidden many things in his past and the draft card is one of them. Is it any shock then that he is going after Joe for various trumped up charges?

If the democrats were smart, and they are not, they would dump Barry and replace him with somebody that isn't an Amateur
 
2012-05-11 09:39:03 AM

EnviroDude: I see the "link vote" liberals have already attacked this thread.


Obama was born in HI. His mother said so on the school application that listed him as a Muslim when he was in Indonesia.

Failure to file a draft registration - would disqualify him from federal jobs.

What is apparent is that Mr. Obama has hidden many things in his past and the draft card is one of them. Is it any shock then that he is going after Joe for various trumped up charges?

If the democrats were smart, and they are not, they would dump Barry and replace him with somebody that isn't an Amateur


Good thing you're on the case, otherwise those federal agents responsible for approving his qualifications might just get it wrong. Though I'm still not convinced that Orly Taitz will sleep with you.
 
2012-05-11 09:39:27 AM

EnviroDude: I see


Dude, you're not even trying... Go get a coffee.
 
2012-05-11 09:41:33 AM

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]


7/10

a decidedly good effort. (yes, the eagle was overdoing it. sans eagle, it would've been a 9)
 
2012-05-11 09:43:00 AM
Arpaio is getting badly trumped right now.
 
2012-05-11 09:47:13 AM

EnviroDude: If the democrats were smart, and they are not, they would dump Barry and replace him with somebody that isn't an Amateur


And we will surely take your advice to heart because we know you're sincere and only have the best interests of Democrats in mind.

Thank you, sir. You're concern is heartening.
 
2012-05-11 09:49:05 AM

alywa: Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers


My favorite part. Well done.

ameliahunter.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-11 09:58:03 AM

EnviroDude: I see the "link vote" liberals have already attacked this thread.


I upvoted this for you, because as a minority you need all the help you can get. Congrats, you are now on Fark Conservative Outrage Welfare.
 
2012-05-11 10:14:45 AM
No you've got him! He won't escape this time.
 
2012-05-11 10:17:40 AM

alywa: "Long Form"


AHAHAHAAHA! Refreshing. 6/10
 
2012-05-11 10:58:58 AM
Just because the site is called "Wing Nut Daily" doesn't mean we need a greenlight from them EVERY SINGLE FARKING DAY.
 
2012-05-11 11:21:46 AM
mlkshk.com

More like this one?
 
2012-05-11 11:24:13 AM

Grables'Daughter: [mlkshk.com image 245x380]

More like this one?


I'm so getting that tattooed on my arm. I wonder how I can make sparkly, though. I'm thinking LEDs.
 
2012-05-11 11:27:07 AM

Diogenes: Grables'Daughter: [mlkshk.com image 245x380]

More like this one?

I'm so getting that tattooed on my arm. I wonder how I can make sparkly, though. I'm thinking LEDs.


Radium.
 
2012-05-11 11:28:26 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Grables'Daughter: [mlkshk.com image 245x380]

More like this one?

I'm so getting that tattooed on my arm. I wonder how I can make sparkly, though. I'm thinking LEDs.

Radium.


I like the way you think.
 
2012-05-11 11:57:15 AM

Diogenes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Grables'Daughter: [mlkshk.com image 245x380]

More like this one?

I'm so getting that tattooed on my arm. I wonder how I can make sparkly, though. I'm thinking LEDs.

Radium.

I like the way you think.


Alternatively, become a Twilight-esque vampire, which will enable your emotional maturity to match the tattoo.
 
2012-05-11 11:57:49 AM

BunkyBrewman: That poor chicken.


Is it even a chicken at this point? It looks more like a pile of pink bone meal and red feather shreds.
 
2012-05-11 11:58:33 AM
Joe will be dead soon.
 
2012-05-11 11:59:30 AM
WHAR MICROFILM WHA
 
2012-05-11 12:01:28 PM
WHAR ARIZONA TAG WHA
 
2012-05-11 12:01:38 PM

Lost Thought 00: Joe will be dead soon.


Is he on the hitlist with Ted Nugent?
 
2012-05-11 12:03:24 PM
hmmmmm clinically insane?
 
2012-05-11 12:05:12 PM
I see Corsi is rehashing the old pica stamp "controversy" from his book. Debunked here.
 
2012-05-11 12:05:41 PM
I don't care if he is a sheriff, I want to punch that man in the face so hard.
 
2012-05-11 12:05:46 PM
So, Arpaio is just doing this to provide some cover when Obama's justice department puts him in jail for corruption and human rights violations.
 
2012-05-11 12:06:02 PM
Why doesn't Obama just release his long form birth certificate? if he'd just release it, this would all go away.
 
2012-05-11 12:06:13 PM

EnviroDude: I sure do love me some chicken!

Chicken cloaca dat is! Eyup!

Come with me now gorgeous.


img209.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-11 12:06:19 PM

alywa: "Long Form" (right!) aside, Zero has absolutely no proof that he was born in the US. Where are the childhood photos? Where are friends? For that matter where are any records he actually went to college? Law School?

Don't you all think its a little funny this guy just showed up on the scene at the 2004 Dim convention and delivered a speech? The MSM lapdogs gave it so much air time it sprung this nobody from the slums of Chicago into the national spotlight.

Lack of acomplishments asside, lets look in to what's happening here.

1. Apario has the dirt. Being sheriff gives you much more investigational powers than your average internet jockey over at MSNCNNBC... Obama knows this and thats why teh DOJ is breathing down his neck. Joe is tough, but he still knows the Executive goons are out for him... he's seen what happens to other people who talk to much.

2. Even if Obama was born in Hawaii (which is unlikely), he's the son of a Kenayn..Kenayn customs declare that all children born of their citizins are Kenayn, period. Unlike Rep. Bachmann's silly Sweedish duel citizenship scuffle, this one is binding. One has to be a naturally born US citizen... duel citizens can't be president.

3. I'm hearing rumbiling about people criticizing Mr. Romeny for being in France during Vietnam. Yeah, so what? He was serving his G_D... Bush served in the guard with honor (unlike Kerry, and his scratches and biatching when he came home)... So where was Obama? Funny how his avoiding the Vietnam draft gets ignored.

4. Don't even get me started on his Indianisia and Paki trips... yeah, we know eating dog is fun and all, but your Madrassa visits cost you your seat at the table.

I've warned you libs... this is going to be a long hot summer. You're saviour isn't going to be able to provide you with enough shade this time!

[i35.photobucket.com image 332x450]


Ohhhhh...so very close. However, the Sweedish for someone having dual US/SWISS citizenship blew it for you.

/6-10.
 
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