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2012-05-11 11:05:55 AM

NuttierThanEver: indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

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Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

WTF has that got to do with anything which color she is or the kid is?. She found a child in need of a home and has decided to raise and love that child. I don't give a shiat about her motivations for choosing a child of color, if she raises the child with love and security that's all that matters. If you got to put some kind of agenda on it or criticize it because it's not what you would have done, you are the one with the problem.


The question in adoption, as I understand it, is whether or not the kid was conceived to be sold for adoption for profit, rather than an actual need due to imminent threat of extreme poverty and death.
/friend adopted and had to pay about 20 people just to get to the kid and "rescue" her.
 
2012-05-11 11:09:33 AM

indarwinsshadow: genepool lifeboat: indarwinsshadow: Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

The really sad part to that isn't that everyone wants an Asian or Black kid, it is that there are plenty of orphans right here in the US that could really use a good home.
(Yeah, I know CT isn't from around here.)

My sister in law found it almost impossible to adopt locally. The red tape she had to go through and the costs made it almost impossible. And she wanted a child that could more easily identify with her racial background. I'm not saying adopting out of race is wrong, I'm saying you're right. There ARE kids in America (and Canada) that should be adopted and instead you have the self righteous (Madonna, Charlize, Angelina) going off to "rescue" a child in Africa. What the hell? Are the kids locally not good enough? It's like a handbag or a pair of shoes. Any hand bag or pair of shoes won't do. It has to come from _________ (fill in the blank). Arrogance is a disease.


You do realize that White babies are the most desirable and adopted kids in the world, even on the farking black market, right?
 
2012-05-11 11:11:52 AM
A lot of countries, including the US unless you go through open adoption, which has its own difficulties, won't adopt children to unmarried people. Also, problem with Russia is the insane amount of fetal alcohol syndrome and other issues those kids have. Not all of them, I have a couple family members adopted from there that are awesome kids, but its a real risk.
 
2012-05-11 11:12:50 AM

H31N0US: Wiki Charlize Theron. Read the "Early Life" section. Adopting an African baby is not so much a stretch now, is it?


Her adoption makes sense, I wasn't really pointing to her specifically. I was responding to the trend of adopting abroad before really looking closer to home in general.
 
2012-05-11 11:26:43 AM

OldManDownDRoad: indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid.

I saw that photo and said to myself: "Aw, Charlize has gotten herself a pet."

/it really is a horrible trend


I didn't know Strom Thurman had a Fark account.

WTF is that shiat your'e running? You don't have to worry, I'm sure Charlize will sit in the back of the bus with her kid if it ever comes up.
 
2012-05-11 11:29:31 AM

genepool lifeboat: H31N0US: Wiki Charlize Theron. Read the "Early Life" section. Adopting an African baby is not so much a stretch now, is it?

Her adoption makes sense, I wasn't really pointing to her specifically. I was responding to the trend of adopting abroad before really looking closer to home in general.


It's not that there's anything wrong with it - you have to admit that the color of the adopted children is conspicuous considering how pale Madonna, Charlize, Angelina, etc..are. You just hope in the goodness of humanity and the well-being of the children that it's not intentional with regard to trying to create good PR and accesorizing and all that Hollywood nonsense.
Then again, when you make $10 million per movie, you can afford to open your own damn orphanage and staff it with their biological parents or close relatives.
 
2012-05-11 11:32:02 AM

genepool lifeboat: indarwinsshadow: Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

The really sad part to that isn't that everyone wants an Asian or Black kid, it is that there are plenty of orphans right here in the US that could really use a good home.
(Yeah, I know CT isn't from around here.)


Well, having actually adopted, let me point out something that isn't immediately obvious.

If you go look at the lists of adoptable children in the United States, almost every single one of them has some major developmental or behavioral problem. Healthy adoptable newborns of any race are as rare as hens teeth in the US, which is why so many choose to go with overseas adoptions.
 
2012-05-11 11:40:18 AM
Wow. This thread went off the rails in record time.

From "Kristen Stewart is an over-privileged, bad actress" to "white people shouldn't have black babies" ???

Seriously?!?!
 
2012-05-11 11:43:57 AM

Braindeath: Heb: Fair play to her too, for taking a kid that needed a home rather than insisting on pumping one out of her own. Wish more people would do that.

This. I don't give a fark what color the kid is.


Why?

Why should I have to sacrifice when other don't? Better yet, not only are the biological parents not sacrificing but they are doing exactly the opposite, being selfish pricks requiring the masses to help them with their poor decisions.

How about you don't drink because the bum in the park is already drunk? does that work for you?
 
2012-05-11 11:50:44 AM

indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.


You do realize that Charlize is actually African, right? And that Russian kids are no better or worse than Korean kids or Chinese kids or Black kids or whatnot? So what does it matter that someone wants to adopt from where ever? You know, instead of a Russian kid, your SIL could have adopted from Bulgaria, Ukraine, Poland, etc. All those kids need homes too.

My husband and I have talked about adopting a second child once we have our first kid. We are considering the Philippines. My husband is Filipino, and we know there are a lot of kids there who need homes since orphanages there almost all run entirely on church donations, not by the government as is done here in the USA (we currently support a Catholic orphanage over there with yearly donations) COULD we adopt American? Sure. But that's not where we are interested in.
 
2012-05-11 12:08:51 PM

Heb: Everyone involved in the production of that article, from the pap who took the shots to the dipshiat who wrote the words to the editor that allowed its bastard form to live, should be taken out into the streets and beaten, shot, hung, drawn, quartered and then fed to pigs.


I'll get the ammo, rope, horses, sword, and hogs.
 
2012-05-11 12:09:02 PM

Lollipop165: indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

You do realize that Charlize is actually African, right? And that Russian kids are no better or worse than Korean kids or Chinese kids or Black kids or whatnot? So what does it matter that someone wants to adopt from where ever? You know, instead of a Russian kid, your SIL could have adopted from Bulgaria, Ukraine, Poland, etc. All those kids need homes too.

My husband and I have talked about adopting a second child once we have our first kid. We are considering the Philippines. My husband is Filipino, and we know there are a lot of kids there who need homes since orphanages there almost all run entirely on church donations, not by the government as is done here in the USA (we currently support a Catholic orphanage over there with yearly donations) COULD we adopt American? Sure. But that's not where we are interested in.


I honestly am not sure I understand his point, other than "we need to stick together"?
 
2012-05-11 12:17:39 PM

Nana's Vibrator: It's not that there's anything wrong with it - you have to admit that the color of the adopted children is conspicuous considering how pale Madonna, Charlize, Angelina, etc..are.


No. no one would think that at all.
 
2012-05-11 12:24:34 PM

Lollipop165: indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

You do realize that Charlize is actually African, right? And that Russian kids are no better or worse than Korean kids or Chinese kids or Black kids or whatnot? So what does it matter that someone wants to adopt from where ever? You know, instead of a Russian kid, your SIL could have adopted from Bulgaria, Ukraine, Poland, etc. All those kids need homes too.

My husband and I have talked about adopting a second child once we have our first kid. We are considering the Philippines. My husband is Filipino, and we know there are a lot of kids there who need homes since orphanages there almost all run entirely on church donations, not by the government as is done here in the USA (we currently support a Catholic orphanage over there with yearly donations) COULD we adopt American? Sure. But that's not where we are interested in.


And that's my point. She and others adopt these children because they lead a certain air of "hey, I'm better than you because I adopted a minority....see how it's a trendy thing to do". It's farking sick.

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Mugato

I'm not against anyone adopting anyone because of their colour. I do however have a problem when they're adopted for the wrong reasons.
 
2012-05-11 12:27:11 PM

indarwinsshadow: I'm not against anyone adopting anyone because of their colour. I do however have a problem when they're adopted for the wrong reasons.


You think that Angelina Jolie and their ilk adopt for the wrong reasons?
 
2012-05-11 12:31:27 PM
Stages through which I progressed after spotting subby's headline:
1) Charlize Theron - cool.
2) Picture of Kristen - keep going, Charlize may be in there.
3) Reading captions - this is some stupid shat, whar Charlize
4) More captions - this is some really stupid shat, losing interest
5) Charlize! - wtf is that, crotch fruit? NOOOO!!!!
6) Charlize...mmmmmmm
7) Read aricle - jesushchristonacrutch this is some stupid shat.
8) Enter Fark comments thread.

Heb: Everyone involved in the production of that article, from the pap who took the shots to the dipshiat who wrote the words to the editor that allowed its bastard form to live, should be taken out into the streets and beaten, shot, hung, drawn, quartered and then fed to pigs.

9) No shat!
humordistrict.com

10) Wikipedia - son is adopted!
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-11 12:41:50 PM
Pray for Omarion Kristen Stewart.
 
2012-05-11 12:59:56 PM

indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


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Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.


my wife and I are thinking about that. how difficult and expensive is it really, if you don't mind being asked?
 
2012-05-11 01:04:58 PM
Up next, Kristen Stewart is evicted from Yankee's game:

l3.yimg.com

/"Holy Cow!"
 
2012-05-11 01:14:03 PM

indarwinsshadow: Lollipop165: indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

You do realize that Charlize is actually African, right? And that Russian kids are no better or worse than Korean kids or Chinese kids or Black kids or whatnot? So what does it matter that someone wants to adopt from where ever? You know, instead of a Russian kid, your SIL could have adopted from Bulgaria, Ukraine, Poland, etc. All those kids need homes too.

My husband and I have talked about adopting a second child once we have our first kid. We are considering the Philippines. My husband is Filipino, and we know there are a lot of kids there who need homes since orphanages there almost all run entirely on church donations, not by the government as is done here in the USA (we currently support a Catholic orphanage over there with yearly donations) COULD we adopt American? Sure. But that's not where we are interested in.

And that's my point. She and others adopt these children because they lead a certain air of "hey, I'm better than you because I adopted a minority....see how it's a trendy thing to do". It's farking sick.

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Mugato

I'm not against anyone adopting anyone because of their colour. I do however have a problem when they're adopted for the wrong reasons.


Then why would you say something like:

"Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid."

Which certainly implies that you believe that Russian (white) kids should receive priority over Asian/African kids in the eyes of certain Western adults looking to adopt.

Just say it: "white orphans are suffering because some people want to adopt Asian and African kids."

And can you explain the relevant shared racial heritage between white Canadians/Americans and white Russian orphans?
 
2012-05-11 01:15:39 PM
Poor girl. I hate to see her career end like this. What a terrible embarrassment. She'll never let it down.
 
2012-05-11 01:41:13 PM

Mugato: indarwinsshadow: I'm not against anyone adopting anyone because of their colour. I do however have a problem when they're adopted for the wrong reasons.

You think that Angelina Jolie and their ilk adopt for the wrong reasons?


Yeah I am certain that those kids would rather live in crappy orphanages than be adopted by rich people because they were only doing it for the wrong reasons? Do you even speak english. You should STFU while you are behind. We get it the kid's black and it makes you feel icky that a hot white women is holding him. Next up on Deep Thoughts with Indumbasssahdow why do those Mexicans have to celebrate Cinco De Mayo instead of the 4th of July or St Patricks Day like normal Americans?
 
2012-05-11 01:46:21 PM

NuttierThanEver: Mugato: indarwinsshadow: I'm not against anyone adopting anyone because of their colour. I do however have a problem when they're adopted for the wrong reasons.

You think that Angelina Jolie and their ilk adopt for the wrong reasons?

Yeah I am certain that those kids would rather live in crappy orphanages than be adopted by rich people because they were only doing it for the wrong reasons? Do you even speak english. You should STFU while you are behind. We get it the kid's black and it makes you feel icky that a hot white women is holding him. Next up on Deep Thoughts with Indumbasssahdow why do those Mexicans have to celebrate Cinco De Mayo instead of the 4th of July or St Patricks Day like normal Americans?


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
Heb
2012-05-11 01:47:20 PM

WhyKnot: Braindeath: Heb: Fair play to her too, for taking a kid that needed a home rather than insisting on pumping one out of her own. Wish more people would do that.

This. I don't give a fark what color the kid is.

Why?

Why should I have to sacrifice when other don't? Better yet, not only are the biological parents not sacrificing but they are doing exactly the opposite, being selfish pricks requiring the masses to help them with their poor decisions.

How about you don't drink because the bum in the park is already drunk? does that work for you?


Firstly, your bloke in the park drunk analogy makes no sense. I mean none. So much so that I'm wondering if you are drunk yourself?

Secondly, your suggestion that adopting is "requiring the masses to help...with poor decisions" makes no sense. I mean none. So much so I'm wondering if you are high?

I couldn't give a rat's ass if you want to have your own children. I was merely praising those who adopt. There are millions of unwanted children who would benefit from being adopted by loving parents, and I like people who choose that option instead of deciding to add another mouth to the world from their own loins.
 
2012-05-11 01:57:27 PM

Generation_D: Happens all the time. Substitute "Acura" for "Jet" and "Bellevue mall parking lot" for "Paris."


I live in Bellevue so I got a kick out of that post.
 
2012-05-11 02:02:54 PM

Sybarite: I'm confused. Does Charlize have and endorsement deal with Benetton?


Dude. She's an African American.
 
2012-05-11 02:03:13 PM

Moopy Mac: I honestly am not sure I understand his point, other than "we need to stick together"?


What I'm saying is that there's nothing inherently better about adopting in Russia or in China or in America. We are all human. If someone decides they want to adopt a kid of a certain nationality, they have their own reasons. It's not for anyone else to judge so long as they give the kid a stable home.
 
2012-05-11 02:10:50 PM
Adoption, shmashmoption- how about

ENOUGH WITH THE FARKING KIDS ALREADY!!!!

Anyone out there besides my wife and I who DOESN'T want kids?
 
2012-05-11 02:30:01 PM
i adopted from China because the US system is a pain in the ass: too many hassles, too much red tape, too many unknowns. China cost a bit more, but it was hassle-free, I got to explore China for 2.5 freakin weeks, and our child is ours, for life.
In Russia you have their mob & corrupt officials to deal with, and many hairy situations can arise, my own friends can tell you what they went through.
The Chinese adoption is streamlined, orderly and corruption-free (insert communist joke here?)
 
2012-05-11 02:37:59 PM

darch: Adoption, shmashmoption- how about

ENOUGH WITH THE FARKING KIDS ALREADY!!!!

Anyone out there besides my wife and I who DOESN'T want kids?


With sentence structure like that, it's probably for the greater good.
 
Heb
2012-05-11 02:47:00 PM

zabbers: i adopted from China because the US system is a pain in the ass: too many hassles, too much red tape, too many unknowns. China cost a bit more, but it was hassle-free, I got to explore China for 2.5 freakin weeks, and our child is ours, for life.
In Russia you have their mob & corrupt officials to deal with, and many hairy situations can arise, my own friends can tell you what they went through.
The Chinese adoption is streamlined, orderly and corruption-free (insert communist joke here?)


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-05-11 02:59:12 PM

ZeroCorpse: Wow. This thread went off the rails in record time.

From "Kristen Stewart is an over-privileged, bad actress" to "white people shouldn't have want black babies" ???

Seriously?!?!


FTFY

Am I doing it right?
 
2012-05-11 03:16:58 PM
Back to the issue that everyone seems to be missing here. Kristen Stewart attempted to board a plane for which she had no business boarding. She even successfully made it within FEET of the cockpit. A non-celebrity would be in JAIL!! I think it's fairly obvious that it was a dry run for a future attack at the hands of Kristen Stewart, who must be a sleeper agent for some middle eastern country. Naturally the media is trying to make us think that it was simply a mistake and then shows the photo of the black baby to distract us all from what's REALLY going on.
 
2012-05-11 03:35:07 PM

zabbers: i adopted from China because the US system is a pain in the ass: too many hassles, too much red tape, too many unknowns. China cost a bit more, but it was hassle-free, I got to explore China for 2.5 freakin weeks, and our child is ours, for life.
In Russia you have their mob & corrupt officials to deal with, and many hairy situations can arise, my own friends can tell you what they went through.
The Chinese adoption is streamlined, orderly and corruption-free (insert communist joke here?)


Watch National Geographic's "China's Lost Girls". It's on Netflix. It's hosted by Lisa Ling(HAWT). Probably nothing you don't already know if you have adopted from China but it's sad what is happening over there. Wish I could adopt them all.

My fear with the recent popularity among celebrities of adopting kids from foreign countries is that it's a fad that will lose it's novelty. I sincerely hope it's not and that these kids will have all the privileges and love their parents can give them. I just fear that they will have a few years of being doted over and then will be relegated to a nanny once the trend changes. I'm not pointing to any particular one or anything, I'm just concerned about the trend itself and the likelihood some are doing it for the wrong reasons.
 
2012-05-11 04:00:38 PM
So, the planes don't have big signs on/around them like commercial flights and she accidentally tried to get on the wrong little white plane. She must kill herself over this tremendous loss of face.
 
2012-05-11 04:56:27 PM
My wife and I can't adopt from China, Russia and a dozen other countries because we haven't been married long enough, I'm too old, and/or she has been divorced. So we went domestic. 1 week after being approved, we've already been set up with white twin newborns (due in 2 months) with no known health issues.

The agency can't give the babies away fast enough. In fact, we were given a free profile listing because they need couples badly.

So, um... ya...
 
2012-05-11 04:57:58 PM

indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?




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Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.


It sucks that orphans exist, but turn your view around.

why should they pick a Russian over the Asian?

Does it really matter?
 
2012-05-11 05:00:48 PM
This is almost as embarrassing as trying to use the wrong Lamborghini. The shame of knowing you'll have to walk to another equally snobbish superior means of travel.
 
2012-05-11 05:39:54 PM
Wow, people really will find a reason to complain about anything. Now we're ragging on people who adopt for not adopting the "right" babies? Even if they were doing it to be trendy, does it really matter? The important thing is that people who have the means to take care of children are adopting them. Even if it's a "fad" that will end at some point and celebrities will go back to adopting white babies, why does that even matter? Children are getting adopted and cared for, that's what's important.
 
2012-05-11 05:41:48 PM

Smackledorfer: indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

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Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

It sucks that orphans exist, but turn your view around.

why should they pick a Russian over the Asian?

Does it really matter?


Or black for that matter? There's quite a few black kids in the states that get passed over because white kids are at a premium.
 
2012-05-11 07:14:23 PM

Callous: zabbers: i adopted from China because the US system is a pain in the ass: too many hassles, too much red tape, too many unknowns. China cost a bit more, but it was hassle-free, I got to explore China for 2.5 freakin weeks, and our child is ours, for life.
In Russia you have their mob & corrupt officials to deal with, and many hairy situations can arise, my own friends can tell you what they went through.
The Chinese adoption is streamlined, orderly and corruption-free (insert communist joke here?)

Watch National Geographic's "China's Lost Girls". It's on Netflix. It's hosted by Lisa Ling(HAWT). Probably nothing you don't already know if you have adopted from China but it's sad what is happening over there. Wish I could adopt them all.

My fear with the recent popularity among celebrities of adopting kids from foreign countries is that it's a fad that will lose it's novelty. I sincerely hope it's not and that these kids will have all the privileges and love their parents can give them. I just fear that they will have a few years of being doted over and then will be relegated to a nanny once the trend changes. I'm not pointing to any particular one or anything, I'm just concerned about the trend itself and the likelihood some are doing it for the wrong reasons.


I think these kids will be loved by their adoptive parents for their whole existences, just like most other families that adopt. I don't think we'll see blind, albino Africans and Chinese roaming the sewers anytime soon.
 
2012-05-11 08:34:35 PM
Any reason why those wasteful divas couldn't just share a flight? Jeeze.
 
2012-05-11 09:24:26 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Any reason why those wasteful divas couldn't just share a flight? Jeeze.


Do you know if they were even going to the same place?
 
2012-05-11 10:02:47 PM

indarwinsshadow: genepool lifeboat: indarwinsshadow: Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

The really sad part to that isn't that everyone wants an Asian or Black kid, it is that there are plenty of orphans right here in the US that could really use a good home.
(Yeah, I know CT isn't from around here.)

My sister in law found it almost impossible to adopt locally. The red tape she had to go through and the costs made it almost impossible. And she wanted a child that could more easily identify with her racial background. I'm not saying adopting out of race is wrong, I'm saying you're right. There ARE kids in America (and Canada) that should be adopted and instead you have the self righteous (Madonna, Charlize, Angelina) going off to "rescue" a child in Africa. What the hell? Are the kids locally not good enough? It's like a handbag or a pair of shoes. Any hand bag or pair of shoes won't do. It has to come from _________ (fill in the blank). Arrogance is a disease.


I believe Charlize Theron is still a So. African citizen, so her chances of being able to adopt a US child are slim. Adopting an African child would be adopting "locally" (well almost) for Charlize
 
2012-05-11 10:18:59 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Any reason why those wasteful divas couldn't just share a flight? Jeeze.


Even if they were going to the same place, the reason people fly private jets is for privacy. If she was gonna share she might as well fly Air France.

Plus aircraft flying in the EU are subject to an emissions accounting scheme, basically a carbon tax. Spendy.
 
2012-05-11 10:49:19 PM
holy crap, did her boobs get bigger???!
 
2012-05-11 11:47:21 PM

Some Texan: I think it's fairly obvious that it was a dry run for a future attack at the hands of Kristen Stewart, who must be a sleeper agent for some middle eastern country.


She could infiltrate anywhere, wearing headphones and looking stoned and PMSy. No one would ever suspect her.
 
2012-05-12 12:42:21 AM

I_Am_Weasel: As I read that, they're taking separate private jets for the same press junket?

Really!?

It's a shame that the pirates of the world have taken such a large chunk out of Hollywood otherwise Jackson would have had a private jet too.


Same people spout off about Global Warming and what *WE* we can do about it. Tragic shiat right there.
 
2012-05-12 05:27:06 AM

Mugato: OldManDownDRoad: indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid.

I saw that photo and said to myself: "Aw, Charlize has gotten herself a pet."

/it really is a horrible trend

I didn't know Strom Thurman had a Fark account.

WTF is that shiat your'e running? You don't have to worry, I'm sure Charlize will sit in the back of the bus with her kid if it ever comes up.


www.inquisitr.com
 
2012-05-12 08:54:29 AM
www.wearysloth.com

Uh, Kristen, they're not here for you...
 
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