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(OK Magazine)   Kristen Stewart left po-faced after being evicted from Charlize Theron's private jet   (ok.co.uk) divider line 101
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2012-05-11 08:50:42 AM  
Happens all the time. Substitute "Acura" for "Jet" and "Bellevue mall parking lot" for "Paris."
 
2012-05-11 08:51:19 AM  
As I read that, they're taking separate private jets for the same press junket?

Really!?

It's a shame that the pirates of the world have taken such a large chunk out of Hollywood otherwise Jackson would have had a private jet too.
 
Heb
2012-05-11 09:00:28 AM  
Everyone involved in the production of that article, from the pap who took the shots to the dipshiat who wrote the words to the editor that allowed its bastard form to live, should be taken out into the streets and beaten, shot, hung, drawn, quartered and then fed to pigs.
 
2012-05-11 09:00:46 AM  
How will she survive?

also glad someone is making a living reporting this breaking news. then again, I clicked on the link.
 
2012-05-11 09:00:47 AM  
I totally hate when that happens to me.
 
2012-05-11 09:01:49 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: As I read that, they're taking separate private jets for the same press junket?
Really!?


Perhaps they arrived and are leaving to different locations.

I mean, if Theron is going back to South Africa or something...
 
2012-05-11 09:04:22 AM  
Really? This is the best you can green? Wow, slow morning and all that...
 
2012-05-11 09:04:29 AM  
Thanks for the update.
 
2012-05-11 09:07:07 AM  

Heb: Everyone involved in the production of that article, from the pap who took the shots to the dipshiat who wrote the words to the editor that allowed its bastard form to live, should be taken out into the streets and beaten, shot, hung, drawn, quartered and then fed to pigs.


They made a movie about a guy who did just that:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-11 09:07:45 AM  
(reads) (shrugs)
 
2012-05-11 09:09:56 AM  

Heb: Everyone involved in the production of that article, from the pap who took the shots to the dipshiat who wrote the words to the editor that allowed its bastard form to live, should be taken out into the streets and beaten, shot, hung, drawn, quartered and then fed to pigs.


I think you're being a bit too reasonable here.
 
2012-05-11 09:13:25 AM  
Slow news day in the universe.
 
2012-05-11 09:18:39 AM  

Generation_D: Happens all the time. Substitute "Acura" for "Jet" and "Bellevue mall parking lot" for "Paris."


=================

This

I rented a car on the west coast, when I came out of the party I couldn't get the car started. Then I saw all the junk in the car and the identical car parked next too it.

/That one started.
 
2012-05-11 09:19:53 AM  
too = to
 
2012-05-11 09:20:28 AM  
Poor Kristen Stewart, scarred for life. That's going to be one huge therapy bill once she's recovered from this nightmare situation. Keep her in your hopes prayers that she has a speedy recovery from this horrible tragedy. God speed Kristen.
 
2012-05-11 09:24:22 AM  
White people problems
 
2012-05-11 09:25:13 AM  
The explanation is simple: Theron clearly beefed an utterly heinous Genny Cream Ale & Broccoli fart and Theron assumed everyone would either ignore it or enjoy it, but when she saw Stewart's face Theron thought "that biatch! How dare she put that face on just because I went all 'Bhopal Sunrise?'"

What Theron didn't know is that Stewart ALWAYS looks like she's smelling a fart. Always.
 
2012-05-11 09:27:33 AM  
Is adopting a coloured baby a "thing" now, in Hollywood? Curious in New York.
 
2012-05-11 09:36:49 AM  

billybobtoo: Is adopting a coloured baby a "thing" now, in Hollywood? Curious in New York.


Ask Madonna and Angelina Jolie.
 
2012-05-11 09:36:58 AM  
why is this news...?
 
Heb
2012-05-11 09:39:04 AM  

billybobtoo: Is adopting a coloured baby a "thing" now, in Hollywood? Curious in New York.


She's South African. I can't be arsed to look it up, but I imagine that's where she adopted from. The percentage of white kids to black kids needing a home in SA is tiny.

Fair play to her too, for taking a kid that needed a home rather than insisting on pumping one out of her own. Wish more people would do that.
 
2012-05-11 09:40:42 AM  

genepool lifeboat: White people problems


More like translucent people problems.

/white - has never had that problem
 
2012-05-11 09:42:08 AM  

billybobtoo: Is adopting a coloured baby a "thing" now, in Hollywood? Curious in New York.


I thought she wad brown bagging lunch. Pun intended on the whole "brown bagging" thing.
 
2012-05-11 09:43:30 AM  
Two Separate private jets? Who do they think they are Al Gore? What happened to all that Hollywood environmental concern? I know, they offset it by driving their Chevy Volts or Smartcars to and from the airport.
 
2012-05-11 09:50:18 AM  
I'm confused. Does Charlize have and endorsement deal with Benetton?
 
2012-05-11 09:58:41 AM  

genepool lifeboat: White people problems

Snow

White people problems
 
2012-05-11 10:00:39 AM  
Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

farm3.staticflickr.com


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Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.
 
2012-05-11 10:06:32 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid.


I saw that photo and said to myself: "Aw, Charlize has gotten herself a pet."

/it really is a horrible trend
 
2012-05-11 10:06:36 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.


The really sad part to that isn't that everyone wants an Asian or Black kid, it is that there are plenty of orphans right here in the US that could really use a good home.
(Yeah, I know CT isn't from around here.)
 
2012-05-11 10:11:07 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.


My wife's friend grabbed a Russian girl a while ago.

The girl is drop dead gorgeous, but 5'4" and too short to be a model, and therefore given daddy's money, her looks, her Russian temper and her bitterness, she might be the single worst person on Earth.
 
2012-05-11 10:11:42 AM  

genepool lifeboat: indarwinsshadow: Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

The really sad part to that isn't that everyone wants an Asian or Black kid, it is that there are plenty of orphans right here in the US that could really use a good home.
(Yeah, I know CT isn't from around here.)


My sister in law found it almost impossible to adopt locally. The red tape she had to go through and the costs made it almost impossible. And she wanted a child that could more easily identify with her racial background. I'm not saying adopting out of race is wrong, I'm saying you're right. There ARE kids in America (and Canada) that should be adopted and instead you have the self righteous (Madonna, Charlize, Angelina) going off to "rescue" a child in Africa. What the hell? Are the kids locally not good enough? It's like a handbag or a pair of shoes. Any hand bag or pair of shoes won't do. It has to come from _________ (fill in the blank). Arrogance is a disease.
 
2012-05-11 10:12:04 AM  
www.leninimports.com
The horror... the horror
 
2012-05-11 10:12:59 AM  

halfof33: indarwinsshadow: Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

My wife's friend grabbed a Russian girl a while ago.

The girl is drop dead gorgeous, but 5'4" and too short to be a model, and therefore given daddy's money, her looks, her Russian temper and her bitterness, she might be the single worst person on Earth.


Look at that punim in the picture though. How could you not want to adopt that kid?
 
2012-05-11 10:14:27 AM  

indarwinsshadow: My sister in law found it almost impossible to adopt locally. The red tape she had to go through and the costs made it almost impossible. And she wanted a child that could more easily identify with her racial background. I'm not saying adopting out of race is wrong, I'm saying you're right. There ARE kids in America (and Canada) that should be adopted and instead you have the self righteous (Madonna, Charlize, Angelina) going off to "rescue" a child in Africa. What the hell? Are the kids locally not good enough? It's like a handbag or a pair of shoes. Any hand bag or pair of shoes won't do. It has to come from _________ (fill in the blank). Arrogance is a disease.


I agree with you. I can't imagine anyone with a celebrity status having too hard of a time adopting anywhere. Status and money can cut through red tape pretty quick.
 
2012-05-11 10:25:41 AM  
Seriously? Not a single pic of Charlize so far?

You disappoint me this morning, FARKers.
 
2012-05-11 10:26:51 AM  

Heb: Everyone involved in the production of that article, from the pap who took the shots to the dipshiat who wrote the words to the editor that allowed its bastard form to live, should be taken out into the streets and beaten, shot, hung, drawn, quartered and then fed to pigs.


That very close to how I feel about politicians.
/your nicer than I am.
 
2012-05-11 10:29:48 AM  
Oh no! I got on the wrong private jet. How embarrassing!

/rich people problems
 
2012-05-11 10:30:05 AM  
That Emmanuel Lewis is a lucky motherf@cker
 
2012-05-11 10:32:54 AM  
img171.imageshack.us

Why isn't this working?
 
2012-05-11 10:36:21 AM  
This is how I know god isn't real. If he were real he would've sent another flood years ago.
 
2012-05-11 10:36:34 AM  

billybobtoo: Is adopting a coloured baby a "thing" now, in Hollywood? Curious in New York.


Not a lot of white kids without disabilities available for adoption in the US. Something about white parents preferring to adopt white kids.
 
2012-05-11 10:37:51 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


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Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.


I agree, white people should stick with white people.
 
2012-05-11 10:48:24 AM  

Heb: Fair play to her too, for taking a kid that needed a home rather than insisting on pumping one out of her own. Wish more people would do that.


This. I don't give a fark what color the kid is.
 
2012-05-11 10:48:39 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: As I read that, they're taking separate private jets for the same press junket?


I would just love it if either one of them starts lecturing us on how we need to protect the environment.

I would love it even more if I could be in a Charlize Theron-Kristin Stewart sandwich.
 
2012-05-11 10:49:20 AM  

Weaver95: why is this news...?


It's not news, it's.....eh, forget it.
 
2012-05-11 10:50:11 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


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Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.


WTF has that got to do with anything which color she is or the kid is?. She found a child in need of a home and has decided to raise and love that child. I don't give a shiat about her motivations for choosing a child of color, if she raises the child with love and security that's all that matters. If you got to put some kind of agenda on it or criticize it because it's not what you would have done, you are the one with the problem.
 
2012-05-11 10:50:41 AM  

Heb: Everyone involved in the production of that article, from the pap who took the shots to the dipshiat who wrote the words to the editor that allowed its bastard form to live, should be taken out into the streets and beaten, shot, hung, drawn, quartered and then fed to pigs.


How about the shiatstain who first came up with the idea for the site and registered the domain.
 
2012-05-11 10:51:17 AM  

Moopy Mac: indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


.
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Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

I agree, white people should stick with white people.


i117.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2012-05-11 10:52:09 AM  

genepool lifeboat: indarwinsshadow: My sister in law found it almost impossible to adopt locally. The red tape she had to go through and the costs made it almost impossible. And she wanted a child that could more easily identify with her racial background. I'm not saying adopting out of race is wrong, I'm saying you're right. There ARE kids in America (and Canada) that should be adopted and instead you have the self righteous (Madonna, Charlize, Angelina) going off to "rescue" a child in Africa. What the hell? Are the kids locally not good enough? It's like a handbag or a pair of shoes. Any hand bag or pair of shoes won't do. It has to come from _________ (fill in the blank). Arrogance is a disease.

I agree with you. I can't imagine anyone with a celebrity status having too hard of a time adopting anywhere. Status and money can cut through red tape pretty quick.


Wiki Charlize Theron. Read the "Early Life" section. Adopting an African baby is not so much a stretch now, is it?
 
2012-05-11 10:53:19 AM  

Moopy Mac: indarwinsshadow: Always warms the cockles of my heart to see some rich white woman accessorizing with a carry on black kid. Because there's absolutely no poverty among white kids right?

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


.
..
...
Russian orphanage. My sister in law just adopted. Thousands of Russian kids go without a parent because of dipshiats that want Asian or Black kids. It's stupid.

I agree, white people should stick with white people.



Yeah, but are you sure you want a kid from Russia? Have met two people that got kids from Russia. Both ended up having severe health issues that weren't disclosed to the parents. New parents found out when they got the kid back here and took them for a checkup.
 
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