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(The Sun)   Emma Watson has signed up for pole dancing lessons in order to pass ... the time... while she's working on .... should I even bothering typing the rest of this headline?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 130
    More: Spiffy, pole dancing, Dannii Minogue, Britain's Got Talent, BGT, lessons, Leona Lewis  
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2012-05-11 12:20:08 PM

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Like the fist of an angry, king of England, etc.


My pixel senses are tingling
 
2012-05-11 12:20:34 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Way too many of you seem to know what a 12 year old boy looks like half naked.


I didn't know they let Priests join FARK.
 
2012-05-11 12:21:47 PM

styckx: thisisyourbrainonFark: [media.onsugar.com image 550x398]

[hotfemale.files.wordpress.com image 307x448]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 314x400]

Like the fist of an angry, king of England, etc.

My pixel senses are tingling


Same here. The first and last ones are pretty well known shots. Middle one looks shopped to me. Pixels, etc.

Dear Lord, the dirty, fun things I would do to that girl.
 
2012-05-11 12:22:34 PM

unyon: Mugato: sgnilward: [whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere.jpg]

Dude, she's 22.

Yeah, she just looks like a 12 year old boy.

/i'd hit it
//not sure what that says about me



What is it that to you makes her look like a 12 year old boy?

She has the approximate body type as someone like Charlize Theron, who has the same body type and is pushing 40. I just don't get what your histrionics are.
 
2012-05-11 12:22:58 PM
Ya, you should subby, why not try for something original for a change.
 
2012-05-11 12:23:05 PM

Raug the Dwarf: styckx: thisisyourbrainonFark: [media.onsugar.com image 550x398]

[hotfemale.files.wordpress.com image 307x448]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 314x400]

Like the fist of an angry, king of England, etc.

My pixel senses are tingling

Same here. The first and last ones are pretty well known shots. Middle one looks shopped to me. Pixels, etc.

Dear Lord, the dirty, fun things I would do to that girl.


Defintely the middle one. The shadowing around her jaw line is awful
 
2012-05-11 12:26:13 PM
I know I will probably get yelled at but she just doesn't do it for me, I see more beautiful women at the gym on a daily basis. I don't know, maybe its because she isn't curvy enough for me, she doesn't look like a real woman you know, a little to boyish? Also her face looks a bit too young, I like women who at least look like they are in thier twenties, not teens. Meh, to each his own i guess.
 
2012-05-11 12:27:52 PM
See what you movie pirates have done? You've forced sweet young Emma into a life of pole dancing.

SHAME ON YOU!
 
2012-05-11 12:28:32 PM

Iron D: Ugh. I personally prefer women who don't look like 12-year-old boys.


www.filmjunk.com
 
2012-05-11 12:28:47 PM

Icetech3: Butt ugly and built like a little boy.... mmmmm i bet danica and her have the same fans...


Fascinating. I recall you trolling the Joe Arpaio thread from two days ago, because I held you up as an example of lazy trolling. Since we've got a minute, lets talk about your technique.

You don't have one. These lazy, one line things you're doing here--they're everywhere. You're not making yourself standout. If you're going to set yourself apart, then you need to commit yourself to writing several sentences that express something outrageous. If your trolling were to be equated to painting, it would be the equivalent of landscape portraits that would go on sale at a mall outlet.

If you don't love yourself enough to put together a good troll piece, then how do you ever expect us to hate you enough to complain about you? Hell, look at me--my post is a complaint not about what you said, but at how piss-poorly you said it.

Oh, hang on, I get it. This is some sort meta thing isn't it, maybe a post-modern attempt at trolling. Rather than gain outrage over what is said, you're looking for outrage over how half-assed it is said.

Anyway, I'm going to edit your post for content, so that if you do decide to pick this up as a serious hobby, you'll have a good example to help you on your way:

Icetech3: Butt ugly and built like a little boy..probably feels like a little boy too.. mmmmm....little boys........uggggh....mmmm...how I loves me some boys...i bet danica and her have the same fans...

 
2012-05-11 12:32:30 PM
lh3.ggpht.com

OK, I swallowed it. It's all gone, see?
 
2012-05-11 12:33:27 PM
might this be a bookmark for more Emma pics?
 
2012-05-11 12:37:19 PM
Without make-up, she's incredibly mediocre looking.
 
2012-05-11 12:37:38 PM

unyon: Mugato: sgnilward: [whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere.jpg]

Dude, she's 22.

Yeah, she just looks like a 12 year old boy.


What 12-year-old boys have YOU been looking at??

...and, um, are you sure we're looking at the same person, because I'm not seeing 12-year-old boy in these:

cdn.imnotobsessed.com

www4.pictures.zimbio.com

www4.pictures.zimbio.com

 
2012-05-11 12:38:45 PM
Emma Watson looked like she was gonna be hot as a blossoming teen in Harry Potter, but is this really the peak of gorgeous womanhood?

img.thesun.co.uk



I am not a Studman69, I've probably masturbated to Ms.Watson at some point, but the countdown to 18 clock, media coverage, etc. Bit too much.
 
2012-05-11 12:38:51 PM
www.hellomagazine.com

/yum
 
2012-05-11 12:39:36 PM
I remember her saying she was willing to go topless in future movies even before HP&TDH came out.

As an atheist, I can't pray she does it, so I'll just say I hope she does it.
 
2012-05-11 12:42:12 PM

Mugato: unyon: Mugato: sgnilward: [whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere.jpg]

Dude, she's 22.

Yeah, she just looks like a 12 year old boy.

/i'd hit it
//not sure what that says about me


What is it that to you makes her look like a 12 year old boy?

She has the approximate body type as someone like Charlize Theron, who has the same body type and is pushing 40. I just don't get what your histrionics are.


Well, 'histrionics' might be overstating the case, I was merely pointing out that she's not particularly curvy. Not the sort of hips, bum, or boobs that typically gets an actress labelled a goddess.
 
2012-05-11 12:42:21 PM
Came for the pictures. More than once.
 
2012-05-11 12:43:33 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Way too many of you seem to know what a 12 year old boy looks like half naked.


Point of order for the proceedings:

Many of us used to be 12 year old boys once.
 
2012-05-11 12:44:40 PM

JohnTuttle: Point of order for the proceedings:

Many of us used to be 12 year old boys once.


Well so was I but I don't remember having a vagina
 
2012-05-11 12:45:58 PM
Okay class, who can tell me where the penis goes?
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2012-05-11 12:48:05 PM
Maybe it is an age thing, but I honestly am on the side of "She's OK'.

No, seriously. Compared to dozens of other starlets her looks are 'average'. Add movie star glamour and make-up and suddenly she supposed to be "ZOMG Hot!!11eleventy"? No. She does not have any particularly stunning features. Average hair, average face, not fat. Mmm... that's it.

Take ANY not obese, reasonably shaply / in shape early 20-something female in comparison and Emma falls solidly into 'OK'.
 
2012-05-11 12:51:10 PM
I never understood the fuss, I think she is about as average looking as you get. Very plain.
 
2012-05-11 12:52:54 PM

unyon: Mugato: unyon: Mugato: sgnilward: [whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere.jpg]

Dude, she's 22.

Yeah, she just looks like a 12 year old boy.

/i'd hit it
//not sure what that says about me


What is it that to you makes her look like a 12 year old boy?

She has the approximate body type as someone like Charlize Theron, who has the same body type and is pushing 40. I just don't get what your histrionics are.

Well, 'histrionics' might be overstating the case, I was merely pointing out that she's not particularly curvy. Not the sort of hips, bum, or boobs that typically gets an actress labelled a goddess.


I dunno if I'd ever call her a goddess. At least not on the level of Monica Bellucci or Salma Hayek. But certainly she's quite attractive when done up properly.
 
2012-05-11 12:55:14 PM
www.allmystery.de
 
2012-05-11 12:56:13 PM

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: If she's a 12 year old boy, then by god, I want to be balls-deep in a 12 year old boy.


No kidding. I guess this must be one of those "I've got the weirdest boner" moments I keep hearing about.
 
2012-05-11 01:04:56 PM

Mr.Tangent: See what you movie pirates have done? You've forced sweet young Emma into a life of pole dancing.

SHAME ON GOOD FOR YOU!


FTFY

Anyone that looks at her now and sees a 12 year old boy needs professional help.
 
2012-05-11 01:10:46 PM
I think she's very pretty. No she's not stunningly gorgeous, but she, to me, is better than average. I do look forward to seeing how she ages. I think she is just going to get better looking as she gets older and could end up on the gorgeous side in her mid thirties.
 
2012-05-11 01:11:09 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: I remember her saying she was willing to go topless in future movies even before HP&TDH came out.

As an atheist, I can't pray she does it, so I'll just say I hope she does it.


as long as she doesnt wait too long like Meg Ryan did. what a let down.
 
2012-05-11 01:13:41 PM
Pale flat-chested biatch.
 
2012-05-11 01:15:53 PM

styckx: Raug the Dwarf: styckx: thisisyourbrainonFark: [media.onsugar.com image 550x398]

[hotfemale.files.wordpress.com image 307x448]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 314x400]

Like the fist of an angry, king of England, etc.

My pixel senses are tingling

Same here. The first and last ones are pretty well known shots. Middle one looks shopped to me. Pixels, etc.

Dear Lord, the dirty, fun things I would do to that girl.

Defintely the middle one. The shadowing around her jaw line is awful


Consequences will never be the same.
 
2012-05-11 01:16:26 PM
Flab 2012-05-11 11:46:43 AM

unyon: Yeah, she just looks like a 12 year old boy.

I don't think I've seen seen a 12 year old boy who looked like that.


Dude, if 12 year old boys looked like her, I'd be a pedophile.

Wait. Uh, let me rephrase that...
 
2012-05-11 01:17:02 PM

heinrich66: Pale flat-chested biatch.


U MAD BRO?
 
2012-05-11 01:17:18 PM
If I have to choose an HP actress, I'll take Bonnie Wright, please.

/not going to try to find and post pics from a phone.
 
2012-05-11 01:17:56 PM

Flab: [media.fan2.fr image 614x811]
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That haircut made my penis shrivel up.

/I don't like 10 year old boys.
 
2012-05-11 01:21:16 PM
You all should be ASHAMED! How do you think poor Emma would feel if she saw you treating her like a piece of meat?

I, on the other hand, love her for her mind.

Her dirty, dirty little mind that makes her wear naughty clothes ...
 
2012-05-11 01:21:48 PM

DeadMouseTails: I think she's very pretty. No she's not stunningly gorgeous, but she, to me, is better than average. I do look forward to seeing how she ages. I think she is just going to get better looking as she gets older and could end up on the gorgeous side in her mid thirties.


Agreed. Cute, yes. Pretty, yes. Easy on the eyes, sure. Hummina hummina awooooo? Nah, not so much. And I gotta say, the pixie cut doesn't do it for me. Doesn't work for me on most women, for some reason. Ginny Goodwin, kinda. Definitely not Emma Watson.
 
2012-05-11 01:23:03 PM

Grables'Daughter: [b.asset.soup.io image 500x697]

You know what? This is the third time in an hour that I have been able to use this image, and it has been relevant to every thread I posted it in.

I really like Fark.

A lot.


And we love you GD. :D
 
2012-05-11 01:25:20 PM
Bottom line, she's very pretty. I'd be happy to date or be married to a gal that pretty.

Hot? No, I don't think so. And if you think she is, your standards need re-calibrating.
 
2012-05-11 01:27:16 PM

heinrich66: Pale flat-chested biatch.


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-05-11 01:32:01 PM

Neondistraction: Dammit. I misread the headline and thought it was about Emma Stone. Perhaps my knees are feeling sharp these days, but I just don't see the appeal of Emma Watson. As was already mentioned, she looks like a 12 year old boy and carries only slightly more sex appeal than one.

/ Emma Stone, on the other hand.... like the fist of an angry god, I would


Yeah we need to get Emma Stone to take pole dancing classes.
 
2012-05-11 01:39:50 PM

heinrich66: Pale flat-chested biatch.


This is what a pale flat-chested biatch looks like.

i47.tinypic.com

Since Emma looks nothing like this, your argument is invalid.
 
2012-05-11 01:54:03 PM

JohnTuttle: DeadMouseTails: I think she's very pretty. No she's not stunningly gorgeous, but she, to me, is better than average. I do look forward to seeing how she ages. I think she is just going to get better looking as she gets older and could end up on the gorgeous side in her mid thirties.

Agreed. Cute, yes. Pretty, yes. Easy on the eyes, sure. Hummina hummina awooooo? Nah, not so much. And I gotta say, the pixie cut doesn't do it for me. Doesn't work for me on most women, for some reason. Ginny Goodwin, kinda. Definitely not Emma Watson.


Gotta disagree. I'm not a fan of the pixie look generally, but I think Emma looks great with short hair.
 
2012-05-11 01:56:22 PM
The things I would do to her.... oh the things... THE THINGS!
 
2012-05-11 02:04:11 PM

Savage Bacon: Jument: "Hermione's a saucerer"

It took me a depressingly long time to get it but I think they're being clever by combining sorcerer with saucy.

In other news: saucy is my new favorite word.

Nah, they probably meant 'saucier', as in a cook who specializes in sauces, such as this gentleman:

[cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com image 500x213]

/hot like da jungle, yo


I never realized he was reading "Sexus"...
 
2012-05-11 02:04:30 PM
 
2012-05-11 02:05:51 PM

LazarusLong42: If I have to choose an HP actress, I'll take Bonnie Wright, please.

/not going to try to find and post pics from a phone.


I'll help a brother with taste out...
 
2012-05-11 02:06:49 PM

i.r.id10t: LazarusLong42: If I have to choose an HP actress, I'll take Bonnie Wright, please.

/not going to try to find and post pics from a phone.

I'll help a brother with taste out...


Argh! 257kb image, 256kb limit!

http://www.jointheclique.com/wp-content/uploads/BonnieWright.jpg

hurr stampa stampa!
 
2012-05-11 02:08:00 PM

LazarusLong42: If I have to choose an HP actress, I'll take Bonnie Wright, please.

/not going to try to find and post pics from a phone.


you can't have her, she's getting married
 
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