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(The Sun)   Emma Watson has signed up for pole dancing lessons in order to pass ... the time... while she's working on .... should I even bothering typing the rest of this headline?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 130
    More: Spiffy, pole dancing, Dannii Minogue, Britain's Got Talent, BGT, lessons, Leona Lewis  
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2012-05-11 08:16:36 AM
farm6.staticflickr.com

Well I certainly hope we can have a spirited discussion on why the
entertainment industry seems to garner so much attent .......

Hey hey hey! I'm typing down here!
 
2012-05-11 08:34:24 AM
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2012-05-11 08:36:36 AM

Flab: [media.fan2.fr image 614x811]
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Pixie haircut looks fantastic on her. Yes please.
 
2012-05-11 08:58:23 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Because that's pornstar dancin'
 
2012-05-11 09:28:51 AM
[whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere.jpg]
 
2012-05-11 10:02:45 AM

sgnilward: [whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere.jpg]


Dude, she's 22.
 
2012-05-11 10:09:15 AM

Flab: [media.fan2.fr image 614x811]
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That's not the only that's popping larger, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-11 11:23:46 AM

Mugato: sgnilward: [whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere.jpg]

Dude, she's 22.


Yeah, she just looks like a 12 year old boy.

/i'd hit it
//not sure what that says about me
 
2012-05-11 11:24:33 AM
She does have the legs for those clear stripper shoes. Pics?
 
2012-05-11 11:27:20 AM
b.asset.soup.io

You know what? This is the third time in an hour that I have been able to use this image, and it has been relevant to every thread I posted it in.

I really like Fark.

A lot.
 
2012-05-11 11:46:43 AM

unyon: Yeah, she just looks like a 12 year old boy.


I don't think I've seen seen a 12 year old boy who looked like that.
 
2012-05-11 11:52:35 AM
"Hermione's a saucerer"

It took me a depressingly long time to get it but I think they're being clever by combining sorcerer with saucy.

In other news: saucy is my new favorite word.
 
2012-05-11 11:53:13 AM

Grables'Daughter: [b.asset.soup.io image 500x697]

You know what? This is the third time in an hour that I have been able to use this image, and it has been relevant to every thread I posted it in.

I really like Fark.

A lot.


Is that Danielle from FTV girls? Always did like her.
 
2012-05-11 11:55:45 AM
She's too hot to be a stripper. No visible tats, no visible bruises, no missing chicklets, no wondering eye.

(I keed GD, I keed)
 
2012-05-11 11:55:58 AM
Upon reading the headine, somewhere, Lindsey Lohan pull her cowl forward, then steeples her fingers together and says "Good..... good.... everything is falling into place according to MY design...."
 
2012-05-11 11:56:06 AM
I'd prefer to see Emma Stone on the pole, especially with the darker look she had in Zombieland.

/high fives Jim Carrey
 
2012-05-11 11:56:44 AM

Grables'Daughter: [b.asset.soup.io image 500x697]

You know what? This is the third time in an hour that I have been able to use this image, and it has been relevant to every thread I posted it in.

I really like Fark.

A lot.


I was expecting a self-portrait. Go for gold brass suitable-steel-alloy, girl!
 
2012-05-11 11:57:59 AM
www.celebrityvalues.com
 
2012-05-11 11:58:31 AM

Jument: "Hermione's a saucerer"

It took me a depressingly long time to get it but I think they're being clever by combining sorcerer with saucy.

In other news: saucy is my new favorite word.


I'm a saucier

www.culturedeluxe.com

/ 2nd apocalypse now pic for me today.
 
2012-05-11 11:58:36 AM
Love the dude who got a picture of someone trying to get her to autograph her upskirt shot
 
2012-05-11 11:59:07 AM

unyon: Mugato: sgnilward: [whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere.jpg]

Dude, she's 22.

Yeah, she just looks like a 12 year old boy.


Troll or just very stupid? I honestly can't tell anymore.
 
2012-05-11 11:59:32 AM
I see subby hasn't mastered typing with one hand.
 
2012-05-11 11:59:35 AM

Jument: "Hermione's a saucerer"

It took me a depressingly long time to get it but I think they're being clever by combining sorcerer with saucy.

In other news: saucy is my new favorite word.


Nah, they probably meant 'saucier', as in a cook who specializes in sauces, such as this gentleman:

cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com

/hot like da jungle, yo
 
2012-05-11 12:00:38 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [www.celebrityvalues.com image 300x375]


Careful now, the guy who shooped that got arrested.
 
2012-05-11 12:00:47 PM
Dammit. I misread the headline and thought it was about Emma Stone. Perhaps my knees are feeling sharp these days, but I just don't see the appeal of Emma Watson. As was already mentioned, she looks like a 12 year old boy and carries only slightly more sex appeal than one.

/ Emma Stone, on the other hand.... like the fist of an angry god, I would
 
2012-05-11 12:00:54 PM

pute kisses like a man: Jument: "Hermione's a saucerer"

It took me a depressingly long time to get it but I think they're being clever by combining sorcerer with saucy.

In other news: saucy is my new favorite word.

I'm a saucier

[www.culturedeluxe.com image 585x292]

/ 2nd apocalypse now pic for me today.



*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-05-11 12:01:10 PM
This thread has potential...
 
2012-05-11 12:01:39 PM
Ugh. I personally prefer women who don't look like 12-year-old boys.
 
2012-05-11 12:01:56 PM

Savage Bacon: Jument: "Hermione's a saucerer"

It took me a depressingly long time to get it but I think they're being clever by combining sorcerer with saucy.

In other news: saucy is my new favorite word.

Nah, they probably meant 'saucier', as in a cook who specializes in sauces, such as this gentleman:

[cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com image 500x213]

/hot like da jungle, yo


ha ha. even the same pic. I was trying to find a nice, contemplative saucier... as were you!
 
2012-05-11 12:01:57 PM
www.nndb.com

/approves
 
2012-05-11 12:03:53 PM
I'll just leave this here.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-11 12:04:41 PM
images.starpulse.com

Friend of mine had a bit of an unhealthy obsession with her back when the movies were plugging along. I guess he had a better eye for the future than I did.
 
2012-05-11 12:07:33 PM

pute kisses like a man: I'm a saucier


*golf clap*
 
2012-05-11 12:08:10 PM

Iron D: Ugh. I personally prefer women who don't look like 12-year-old boys.


Well, my friend, you're in the right thread.
 
2012-05-11 12:09:26 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-11 12:09:50 PM
If she's a 12 year old boy, then by god, I want to be balls-deep in a 12 year old boy.
 
2012-05-11 12:10:57 PM

JohnTuttle: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]

Friend of mine had a bit of an unhealthy obsession with her back when the movies were plugging along. I guess he had a better eye for the future than I did.


Ugh, that totally looks like a 12 year old boy. I mean just look at her ffs. That narrow waist flaring out into those hips, those small and likely perky boobies, totally a 12 year old boy.
 
2012-05-11 12:11:01 PM
LOL at the Potter fans playing with their wands and going Exsploogio!!
 
2012-05-11 12:11:57 PM

illegal.tender: I'll just leave this here.

[i.imgur.com image 473x640]


Look at those jelly rolls. What a fatty
 
2012-05-11 12:12:33 PM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2012-05-11 12:14:30 PM

Grables'Daughter: [b.asset.soup.io image 500x697]

You know what? This is the third time in an hour that I have been able to use this image, and it has been relevant to every thread I posted it in.

I really like Fark.

A lot.


Yeah. We know.
 
2012-05-11 12:14:41 PM
Way too many of you seem to know what a 12 year old boy looks like half naked.
 
2012-05-11 12:15:07 PM
Oh, yeah, she looks good now.

But don't fret. She has plenty of time left before she has a couple of failed marriages, gains 80 pounds, and becomes a recluse.
 
2012-05-11 12:15:07 PM
Butt ugly and built like a little boy.... mmmmm i bet danica and her have the same fans...
 
2012-05-11 12:15:23 PM
Subby: "should I even bothering typing the rest of this headline?"


Sure, why not. Some of us are older than 16.
 
2012-05-11 12:15:52 PM
I would gobsmack her nannywinkles
 
2012-05-11 12:16:09 PM

JDAT: [lh3.ggpht.com image 375x500]


TRIPPIN' BALLS!

/double entendre
 
2012-05-11 12:17:56 PM

Grables'Daughter: [b.asset.soup.io image 500x697]

You know what? This is the third time in an hour that I have been able to use this image, and it has been relevant to every thread I posted it in.

I really like Fark.

A lot.


It is a pleasure whenever you contribute.
 
2012-05-11 12:18:28 PM
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Like the fist of an angry, king of England, etc.
 
2012-05-11 12:19:29 PM

TravisBickle62: I would gobsmack her nannywinkles


Only in 23 states. The rest have somewhat archaic laws about that.
 
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