FARK.com: (7099638) News: Two men get their iPhones stolen. FARK: By prostitutes. TotalFark: The men fire a shot through the motel room door. Stockton: Prostitutes return fire, injuring one

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		News: Two men get their iPhones stolen. FARK: By prostitutes. TotalFark: The men fire a shot through the motel room door. Stockton: Prostitutes return fire, injuring one (fox40.com)		8
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The_Sponge		2012-05-11 11:57:02 AM

2 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Cesar Salmeron, 28, and Jasiel Salmeron, 25

So... brothers or cousins?

And either way, tag-teaming a couple of prostitutes together seems like, uh, not exactly a suitable family activity.

"I got two hard rules I live by, Pop: I don't fark with the devil and I never do tag-teams with blood relatives." - Kenny Powers

Savage Bacon		2012-05-11 11:44:37 AM

2 votes:

/what a prostitute returning fire may look like
//hot like Rachel Ticotin fightin' Sharon Stone

Akabander		2012-05-11 12:43:15 PM

1 votes:

Secret Service announces two more resignations...

/just pay the whore, dumbass

Alex_Ludivico		2012-05-11 12:41:13 PM

1 votes:

Like they were too lazy to go to Lodi for their hookers.

Mildot		2012-05-11 12:32:18 PM

1 votes:

Gives a whole new meaning to MSOG.

/Look it up if you must...

Lesbian_Platypus		2012-05-11 12:15:25 PM

1 votes:

Ah, Stockton.

I lived there for the longest seven years of my life.

I had a seizure in 2002 and lost most of my memory of that place.

I've started selling head-trauma services to former Stockton residents at $850 a pop.

/Call me
//EIP

The_Sponge		2012-05-11 11:30:08 AM

1 votes:

CSB:

My uncle owns a trucking company not too far from Stockton. One of his old mechanics (who I met many times) used to go up to Stockton all the time and bang hookers in the bed of his pickup truck. (Said truck had a canopy.)

Ugh.

Bonus: He claimed that some of those girls were hot enough for Playboy.

Riiiiiiight.