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(Fox 40 Sacramento)   News: Two men get their iPhones stolen. FARK: By prostitutes. TotalFark: The men fire a shot through the motel room door. Stockton: Prostitutes return fire, injuring one   (fox40.com) divider line 26
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2012-05-11 11:18:32 AM
I like this headline. I'm approve of the use of Stockton: as a headline meme
 
2012-05-11 11:30:08 AM
CSB:

My uncle owns a trucking company not too far from Stockton. One of his old mechanics (who I met many times) used to go up to Stockton all the time and bang hookers in the bed of his pickup truck. (Said truck had a canopy.)

Ugh.

Bonus: He claimed that some of those girls were hot enough for Playboy.

Riiiiiiight.
 
2012-05-11 11:43:46 AM
I'm sorry subby, I was totally distracted by this other link on that page...

media.trb.com
Man gets stuck head first in storm drain.
 
2012-05-11 11:44:37 AM
i88.photobucket.com

/what a prostitute returning fire may look like
//hot like Rachel Ticotin fightin' Sharon Stone
 
2012-05-11 11:45:18 AM
Sounds like a Secret Service training exercise.
 
2012-05-11 11:46:01 AM
Yep, that's Stockton alright.
 
2012-05-11 11:46:26 AM

Savage Bacon: [i88.photobucket.com image 575x333]

/what a prostitute returning fire may look like
//hot like Rachel Ticotin fightin' Sharon Stone



*Applause*
 
2012-05-11 11:53:32 AM
Cesar Salmeron, 28, and Jasiel Salmeron, 25

So... brothers or cousins?

And either way, tag-teaming a couple of prostitutes together seems like, uh, not exactly a suitable family activity.
 
2012-05-11 11:57:02 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Cesar Salmeron, 28, and Jasiel Salmeron, 25

So... brothers or cousins?

And either way, tag-teaming a couple of prostitutes together seems like, uh, not exactly a suitable family activity.



"I got two hard rules I live by, Pop: I don't fark with the devil and I never do tag-teams with blood relatives." - Kenny Powers
 
2012-05-11 12:11:27 PM
Officer Obie is in charge of the investigation.
 
2012-05-11 12:11:36 PM

SmackLT: I like this headline. I'm approve of the use of Stockton: as a headline meme


Unfortunately, the Record has a stupid paywall, so we're pretty much limited to what the Sac news outlets publish.

Stockton's not really interesting enough to be a meme. All we've got is crime, violent crime, and gang related violent crime fueled by drug trafficking along the I-5 corridor, with the occasional bit of crime thrown in.
 
2012-05-11 12:15:25 PM
Ah, Stockton.

I lived there for the longest seven years of my life.

I had a seizure in 2002 and lost most of my memory of that place.

I've started selling head-trauma services to former Stockton residents at $850 a pop.

/Call me
//EIP
 
2012-05-11 12:19:32 PM
The worse part is not getting your iPhone stolen by a whore, or even getting shot trying to get it back. It's that you picked up a whore in Stockton.
 
2012-05-11 12:20:10 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-11 12:26:13 PM
That's the Stockton way.
 
2012-05-11 12:32:18 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to MSOG.

/Look it up if you must...
 
2012-05-11 12:41:13 PM
Like they were too lazy to go to Lodi for their hookers.
 
2012-05-11 12:43:15 PM
Secret Service announces two more resignations...

/just pay the whore, dumbass
 
2012-05-11 12:46:48 PM
In other news, Obama visits Stockton.
 
2012-05-11 01:24:26 PM
I grew up in Stockton, and the funny thing about Stockton hookers is that you don't realize you're seeing Stockton hookers. You think you're seeing old, fat, ghetto, homeless women. But they're hookers.
 
2012-05-11 02:06:58 PM

parazen: I grew up in Stockton, and the funny thing about Stockton hookers is that you don't realize you're seeing Stockton hookers. You think you're seeing old, fat, ghetto, blind homeless leperswomen. But they're hookers.


You're overselling Stockton by neglecting to mention they're also blind. And lepers.

I fixed it for ya.
 
2012-05-11 02:21:10 PM

Lesbian_Platypus: Ah, Stockton.

I lived there for the longest seven years of my life.

I had a seizure in 2002 and lost most of my memory of that place.

I've started selling head-trauma services to former Stockton residents at $850 a pop.

/Call me
//EIP


By chance; is your name John Red Corn? If so, do you also do migraines?
 
2012-05-11 02:25:02 PM
So, was the crime in the article that these guys were carrying guns, that they were shooting someone over iPhones, or the way they destroyed the motel property with their gunfight?
 
2012-05-11 03:46:06 PM

Bennie Crabtree: So, was the crime in the article that these guys were carrying guns, that they were shooting someone over iPhones, or the way they destroyed the motel property with their gunfight?


They were brown.
 
2012-05-11 11:50:36 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Cesar Salmeron, 28, and Jasiel Salmeron, 25

So... brothers or cousins?

And either way, tag-teaming a couple of prostitutes together seems like, uh, not exactly a suitable family activity.



" Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her. "

/better not be obscure
 
2012-05-12 12:29:41 AM
Wilson and 6th? WTF am I reading?

/Wilson ends at Charter, where the numbered streets begin; 6th is another mile and a half south.

Alex_Ludivico: Like they were too lazy to go to Lodi for their hookers.


If it's the area I think it is, near the canal, they were halfway there anyway.
 
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