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(CNN)   Tennessee murder-kidnapping suspect Adam Mayes found dead; sisters he kidnapped found alive   (cnn.com) divider line 97
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2012-05-10 10:14:26 PM
good X 2

/f*ckin rednecks
 
2012-05-10 11:34:20 PM
two counts of especially aggravated kidnapping

Anyone able to explain that for our inquiring minds?
 
2012-05-11 12:06:49 AM
There's some creepy redneck romance behind all this i'm sure
 
j4x
2012-05-11 12:17:01 AM

Barfmaker: two counts of especially aggravated kidnapping

Anyone able to explain that for our inquiring minds?


As in he murdered their mother and sister in order to do it.
 
2012-05-11 01:04:16 AM

Barfmaker: two counts of especially aggravated kidnapping

Anyone able to explain that for our inquiring minds?


He was very moody the day he killed the mom and older sister.

The sad thing is that the kidnapper thought he was the father of these two girls, and his wife thought the same as well. According to the sister-in-law, the two families actually got along well, and were great friends. The wife thought her husband had an affair with the mother.

The kidnappers main motivation might have been that he was trying to rescue his own daughters from a bad life. As if killing their mom and older sister was the way to do it. I really hope that they didn't get molested or anything like that on top of this horrendous events.
 
2012-05-11 01:32:40 AM
I hope I'm never that attached to my suspected kids that I kill their mom and older sister.

I mean, I've ridden the wild moon worm without a jimmy hat. All it would take is a photo of a brat with brown eyes and I'd be like "Yep. You're mine, in a legally non-binding way I won't put on paper. Good luck, my DNA." salute.

Crazy stories like this always make wonder if succesful procreation doesn't cause psychosis.
 
2012-05-11 01:38:14 AM
The guy's dead? What a shame.

:/
 
2012-05-11 02:11:44 AM
Wait, What? Am I supposed to know of these people?
 
2012-05-11 02:16:36 AM
cache.gizmodo.com
RIP
 
2012-05-11 02:17:59 AM
So basically all's well that ends well?

/except the whole killing of the mom and sister part
 
2012-05-11 02:18:24 AM

WTFDYW: /f*ckin rednecks


Stay racist, bro.
 
2012-05-11 02:19:59 AM

xanadian: The guy's dead? What a shame.

:/



Did you need a date with him? You sound disappointed.
 
2012-05-11 02:23:14 AM

9beers: WTFDYW: /f*ckin rednecks

Stay racist, bro.


Because "redneck" is an ethnicity?
 
2012-05-11 02:25:50 AM
/ For no reason at all.
 
2012-05-11 02:27:00 AM

Legio Minervia: 9beers: WTFDYW: /f*ckin rednecks

Stay racist, bro.

Because "redneck" is an ethnicity?


9beers is our local troll. He says blatantly inflammatory things, people react, be basks in the after-glow.
 
zez
2012-05-11 02:28:43 AM
Even if he was the father I don't understand why he would do all this (except for killing himself) because his wife thought they were his. They aren't her's, why would she want them around?
 
2012-05-11 02:29:27 AM
Well damn, it didn't post.

Oh well.


2.bp.blogspot.com

This would have to do.
 
2012-05-11 02:29:33 AM
Farking monster.
 
2012-05-11 02:31:06 AM

Legio Minervia: Because "redneck" is an ethnicity?


Irrelevant.
 
2012-05-11 02:32:24 AM
I feel kind of sorry for the guy. Clearly he was off his rocker and needed aggressive professional help before he committed these terrible acts.
 
2012-05-11 02:36:09 AM

zez: Even if he was the father I don't understand why he would do all this (except for killing himself) because his wife thought they were his. They aren't her's, why would she want them around?


Dude. I have a minor in Psych and I can't even begin to figure this level of crazy.
 
2012-05-11 02:37:28 AM

Confabulat: There's some creepy redneck romance behind all this i'm sure


Redneck romance
Bless my soul
Hari Kari and combines,
Come dancin' with me
Hari Kari and combines,
Won't you come dancin' with me?

/Yes, I'm a New World Samurai
//and a redneck nonetheless
 
JJD
2012-05-11 02:37:30 AM
Well, he wasn't really found dead. He was found alive, then made himself dead.

Technicalities.
 
2012-05-11 02:39:37 AM
Shouldn't this have a Sappy tag, Subby?
 
2012-05-11 02:41:45 AM
Nice! A feel good story to end my night.
 
2012-05-11 02:43:00 AM

Legio Minervia: 9beers: WTFDYW: /f*ckin rednecks

Stay racist, bro.

Because "redneck" is an ethnicity?


Stay prejudice?
Stay bigoted?

Same sentiment, and they're actually applicable.
 
2012-05-11 02:43:20 AM
Glad the two girls are ok. Glad the dude had the decency to rid himself of this world. Damn shame what he did to the girls' sister and mother.
 
2012-05-11 02:44:04 AM
i36.photobucket.com

R.I.P Adam Mayes Hayes
 
2012-05-11 02:52:03 AM

Renowned transvestite sexologist: Wait, What? Am I supposed to know of these people?


Although the killings were two weeks ago, the story was slow to build steam until now.
 
2012-05-11 02:52:36 AM

Darth_Lukecash: Barfmaker: two counts of especially aggravated kidnapping

Anyone able to explain that for our inquiring minds?

He was very moody the day he killed the mom and older sister.

The sad thing is that the kidnapper thought he was the father of these two girls, and his wife thought the same as well. According to the sister-in-law, the two families actually got along well, and were great friends. The wife thought her husband had an affair with the mother.

The kidnappers main motivation might have been that he was trying to rescue his own daughters from a bad life. As if killing their mom and older sister was the way to do it. I really hope that they didn't get molested or anything like that on top of this horrendous events.


Kind of puts a spin on things.
If someone was holding your children and pretending the kids were theirs, how far would you go to get your daughters?

In this dude's mind, I mean. DNA testing, sometimes a good thing. Crazy testing, also a good thing.
 
2012-05-11 02:54:48 AM

zez: Even if he was the father I don't understand why he would do all this (except for killing himself) because his wife thought they were his. They aren't her's, why would she want them around?


His wife couldn't have kids of her own. But another article says "She was tired of him doting on those two little girls that he claimed were his."

Considering how butt-ugly he is while the kids aren't, paternity seems unlikely.
 
DYI
2012-05-11 03:02:43 AM

The_Sponge: [i36.photobucket.com image 150x150]

R.I.P Adam Mayes Hayes


I thought his name was Willie Mayes Hayes?
 
2012-05-11 03:08:12 AM
Thank FSM the girls are all right. I hope this and the murders of their mother and sister doesn't fark them up for life.

Farking psycho. I hope he isn't really the girls' father.
 
2012-05-11 03:11:17 AM
img833.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-11 03:12:42 AM

kisseswookies: Legio Minervia: 9beers: WTFDYW: /f*ckin rednecks

Stay racist, bro.

Because "redneck" is an ethnicity?

9beers is our local troll. He says blatantly inflammatory things, people react, be basks in the after-glow.


I don't post much but lurk a lot. I know his schtick pretty well from the Trayvon Martin threads.
 
2012-05-11 03:14:23 AM

DYI: The_Sponge: [i36.photobucket.com image 150x150]

R.I.P Adam Mayes Hayes

I thought his name was Willie Mayes Hayes?



It is, but IIRC, that meme has some loose rules, so I didn't type the name of Wesley Snipes' character.
 
2012-05-11 03:15:03 AM

Legio Minervia: I don't post much but lurk a lot. I know his schtick pretty well from the Trayvon Martin threads.


Which schtick, the one where I say that people need to be charged with crimes based on evidence, not speculations?
 
2012-05-11 03:16:58 AM

9beers: Legio Minervia: Because "redneck" is an ethnicity?

Irrelevant.


Quite the opposite.
 
2012-05-11 03:17:08 AM
Girl on the left reminds me of Starbuck
 
2012-05-11 03:36:19 AM

9beers: Legio Minervia: I don't post much but lurk a lot. I know his schtick pretty well from the Trayvon Martin threads.

Which schtick, the one where I say that people need to be charged with crimes based on evidence, not speculations?


To which they employ the trick of misdirection and willfully ignore valid points with ad hominem attacks.

Legio Minervia: 9beers: Legio Minervia: Because "redneck" is an ethnicity?

Irrelevant.

Quite the opposite.


Your'e splitting hairs there. Sure, 9 had the wrong specific word, but had the mindset of prejudice / bigotry nailed tight.
 
2012-05-11 03:45:32 AM

omeganuepsilon: Your'e splitting hairs there.



Incorrect apostrophe placement. Your argument is invalid.
 
2012-05-11 03:47:39 AM

omeganuepsilon: Your'e splitting hairs there. Sure, 9 had the wrong specific word, but had the mindset of prejudice / bigotry nailed tight.


Spare me.

It's not fair to say the guy's a redneck so much as a psychopathic asshole, though. I'll give you that. It's a shame that that woman and her daughter had to die over something like this. I can't quite wrap my head around any reason that would justify what this jerk did. But I'm glad the two younger daughters are alive and well.
 
2012-05-11 03:56:23 AM

doglover: I mean, I've ridden the wild moon worm without a jimmy hat.


GSR for "the wild moon worm":
 
2012-05-11 04:15:07 AM

Dr.Zom: doglover: I mean, I've ridden the wild moon worm without a jimmy hat.

GSR for "the wild moon worm":


You'd think with 7,000,000,000 people in the world there'd be at least ONE other hit on google.


Wow. That made my day.
 
2012-05-11 04:22:07 AM

Petit_Merdeux: Incorrect apostrophe placement. Your argument is invalid.


Indeed.

//do see what you did, just saying...pedantry is a pet peeve, as it's blatantly intellectually dishonest

Legio Minervia: omeganuepsilon: Your'e splitting hairs there. Sure, 9 had the wrong specific word, but had the mindset of prejudice / bigotry nailed tight.

Spare me.

It's not fair to say the guy's a redneck blah blah blah


Um, you're missing quite a bit. 9 was making a comment about the guy who said "farking rednecks" as if it(abduction/suicide/etc) is a common thing for rednecks to do, ergo, prejudice/bigotry.

Now, if you can't keep track of something that simple, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
 
2012-05-11 04:27:01 AM

doglover: Dr.Zom: doglover: I mean, I've ridden the wild moon worm without a jimmy hat.

GSR for "the wild moon worm":

You'd think with 7,000,000,000 people in the world there'd be at least ONE other hit on google.


Wow. That made my day.


Of course, it's a misquote.

First of 9 mil and change hits without quotes

http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Moon_Worm
 
2012-05-11 04:28:02 AM

omeganuepsilon: 9 was making a comment about the guy who said "farking rednecks"


Irrelevant.
 
2012-05-11 04:35:13 AM

Legio Minervia: 9beers: WTFDYW: /f*ckin rednecks

Stay racist ethnocentric, bro.

Because "redneck" is an ethnicity?


FTFY
 
2012-05-11 04:39:09 AM
Booth described Adam Mayes as "aggressive, abusive, crazy obviously." But Booth said she never had an inkling Mayes would be accused of kidnapping and murder.

"I never dreamed that he would do this," she said.


So what kind of aggressively crazy obvious was he then? Was he the kind of crazy that showered in BBQ sauce and started slap-fights with grizzly bears?

If you describe someone as crazy why are you shocked when they do crazy things?
 
2012-05-11 04:50:40 AM

omeganuepsilon: Of course, it's a misquote.


It's not a misquote, it's an homage.

Would you really want to have "mighty" sex with Al Gore's head?
 
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