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(Daily Mail)   Sean Bean arrested after losing his head. A restraining order is coming   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2012-05-11 12:25:29 AM
One does not simply walk into Sean's fist.

Wait, he was arrested for making abusive phone calls? Case dismissed.
 
2012-05-11 01:42:12 AM
Isn't the arrest supposed to come BEFORE the beheading? Poor Sean Bean. :(
 
2012-05-11 02:50:40 AM
Show some respect, the man's had a rough life...
27.media.tumblr.com
Not only has he died multiple times, he's traveled back in time and died... Or else the person who made this image can't count past potato...
 
2012-05-11 06:16:28 AM

Paris1127: Show some respect, the man's had a rough life...
[27.media.tumblr.com image 450x293]
Not only has he died multiple times, he's traveled back in time and died... Or else the person who made this image can't count past potato...


Only Michael Beihn has a comparable death rate (and their names are homonyms). National Treasure screwed up his death streak but that was because it was a PG Disney flick. In a real movie he would have died horribly.
 
2012-05-11 06:55:11 AM

Mugato: One does not simply walk into Sean's fist.

Wait, he was arrested for making abusive phone calls? Case dismissed.


Isn't this like when Christian Bale was arrested in 2008 for "abusing" his mother and sister and it turned out the "abuse" was merely verbal? What the fark, Britain?
 
2012-05-11 07:08:46 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Isn't this like when Christian Bale was arrested in 2008 for "abusing" his mother and sister and it turned out the "abuse" was merely verbal? What the fark, Britain?


I don't know, was he using the gravely Batman voice? That can be intimidating or at least it's supposed to be.
 
2012-05-11 07:28:09 AM
Now say his name out loud 10 times, but like this "Bean Sean", and rhyme it with his actual name.
 
2012-05-11 07:32:22 AM

Paris1127: Show some respect, the man's had a rough life...
[27.media.tumblr.com image 450x293]
Not only has he died multiple times, he's traveled back in time and died... Or else the person who made this image can't count past potato...


Someone does not understand Birth to Death
 
2012-05-11 07:41:55 AM
Fourth wife? Fourth ex-wife? Damn. Apparently his marriage rate is closely linked to his death rate.
 
2012-05-11 07:41:56 AM

Frow: Paris1127: Show some respect, the man's had a rough life...
[27.media.tumblr.com image 450x293]
Not only has he died multiple times, he's traveled back in time and died... Or else the person who made this image can't count past potato...

Someone does not understand Birth to Death


I think it was more the "1990, 1994, 1991, 1992" bit
 
2012-05-11 07:42:37 AM
Retard celebrity fetish.

Click the link to enjoy multiple video and audio auto-plays.
 
Skr
2012-05-11 07:45:01 AM
Really liked his performance in Game of Thrones. Really wished I hadn't read the books before hand or I could have been a bit more invested in his character. Hoping he comes back through necromancy at some point, and not just crow speak.
 
2012-05-11 08:10:46 AM
i submitted this with a worse headline.
 
2012-05-11 08:25:08 AM
Looks like somebody woke the dragon.
 
2012-05-11 08:54:46 AM

Paris1127: Show some respect, the man's had a rough life...
[27.media.tumblr.com image 450x293]
Not only has he died multiple times, he's traveled back in time and died... Or else the person who made this image can't count past potato...


Obligatory Sean Bean Death Reel: Link
 
2012-05-11 09:10:01 AM
one of my favorite actors. Was pissed when they killed him off in GOT


/still bitter
 
2012-05-11 09:17:32 AM

Paris1127: Show some respect, the man's had a rough life...
[27.media.tumblr.com image 450x293]
Not only has he died multiple times, he's traveled back in time and died... Or else the person who made this image can't count past potato...


chzscience.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-11 09:20:58 AM

ltdanman44: one of my favorite actors. Was pissed when they killed him off in GOT


/still bitter


Sean Bean being Ned Stark was a spoiler in and of itself.
 
2012-05-11 09:59:50 AM

Iblis824: Paris1127: Show some respect, the man's had a rough life...
[27.media.tumblr.com image 450x293]
Not only has he died multiple times, he's traveled back in time and died... Or else the person who made this image can't count past potato...

[chzscience.files.wordpress.com image 500x707]


I love your timecube website.
 
2012-05-11 10:22:13 AM
If you can't count to potato, its not your fault.. you were Educated stupid. natures Harmonic 4 - potato rotating casserole cannot be taught by qualified teacher.

The 4-potato simultaneous state, fried, mashed, baked, and tater-tot is created where the 4 opposing states meet. Ignorance of 4 day harmonic potato nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.
 
2012-05-11 10:28:26 AM

Iblis824: If you can't count to potato, its not your fault.. you were Educated stupid. natures Harmonic 4 - potato rotating casserole cannot be taught by qualified teacher.

The 4-potato simultaneous state, fried, mashed, baked, and tater-tot is created where the 4 opposing states meet. Ignorance of 4 day harmonic potato nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.


And of course, if you factor in the gravy it gets complicated.
 
2012-05-11 10:55:02 AM
Sean Bean is trying hard to capture a spot on the Fark "Manly Man Meme" list, it seems!
 
2012-05-11 11:13:48 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-11 11:17:27 AM
Did it really say "In his most famous role, something something napoleonic show something something"

Really? that's his most famous role? Not LotR, not Game of Thrones. but that thing.
 
2012-05-11 11:27:59 AM

Iblis824: Paris1127: Show some respect, the man's had a rough life...
[27.media.tumblr.com image 450x293]
Not only has he died multiple times, he's traveled back in time and died... Or else the person who made this image can't count past potato...

[chzscience.files.wordpress.com image 500x707]


HAd not seent hat before...
 
2012-05-11 11:41:09 AM

Poorlytoldjoke: Did it really say "In his most famous role, something something napoleonic show something something"

Really? that's his most famous role? Not LotR, not Game of Thrones. but that thing.


There's also Ronin.
 
2012-05-11 11:46:04 AM

Iblis824: Paris1127: Show some respect, the man's had a rough life...
[27.media.tumblr.com image 450x293]
Not only has he died multiple times, he's traveled back in time and died... Or else the person who made this image can't count past potato...

[chzscience.files.wordpress.com image 500x707]


627 732 894 seconds = 7 265.42701 days = 20 years. That's assuming you can rattle off 9 digit numbers in a second and you're not taking breaks to sleep, eat, and go to the bathroom.
 
2012-05-11 12:27:02 PM

Poorlytoldjoke: Did it really say "In his most famous role, something something napoleonic show something something"

Really? that's his most famous role? Not LotR, not Game of Thrones. but that thing.


The article was from a UK source, so yeah, the main character in all the Sharpe's movies is going to be his most famous role, not one season of US pay cable or one third of a trilogy. There were like 16 of the Sharpe movies on British TV running from 1993 to 1997, and they've done a few more in recent years.

So yeah, play the same character in 16 movies, that's going to be your most famous role.
 
2012-05-11 12:43:41 PM
What the hell? Was he growing a super hero mask?
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2012-05-11 02:24:03 PM

phyrkrakr: Poorlytoldjoke: Did it really say "In his most famous role, something something napoleonic show something something"

Really? that's his most famous role? Not LotR, not Game of Thrones. but that thing.

The article was from a UK source, so yeah, the main character in all the Sharpe's movies is going to be his most famous role, not one season of US pay cable or one third of a trilogy. There were like 16 of the Sharpe movies on British TV running from 1993 to 1997, and they've done a few more in recent years.

So yeah, play the same character in 16 movies, that's going to be your most famous role.


Alec Guinness just nods his head sagely.
 
2012-05-11 05:36:06 PM
They could've just stuck him with a Sharpe stick ...
 
2012-05-11 08:48:27 PM
Sean Bean can abuse me any day he wants.

I'd let him do that, because I know he'd die horribly shortly thereafter.
 
2012-05-11 09:20:03 PM
Where do I sign up to be harassed by Sean Bean? Is there a waiting list?
 
2012-05-11 11:10:44 PM

ltdanman44: one of my favorite actors. Was pissed when they killed him off in GOT


/still bitter


I bought the BluRay discs. My wife hadn't seen the show. I told her she'd probably like the series.

And then my wife was all, "OMFG, I just saw that episode, you jerk!"
 
2012-05-11 11:17:18 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Isn't this like when Christian Bale was arrested in 2008 for "abusing" his mother and sister and it turned out the "abuse" was merely verbal? What the fark, Britain?


It turned out he didn't even verbally abuse them; they were shaking him down for money and he told them to go pound sand.
 
2012-05-12 12:07:49 AM
I actually witnessed it last night. It was an intentional distraction to ensure that Ashley Judd slipped away to find their abducted son....



Familial devotion should be applauded,not derided,damn it!
 
2012-05-12 12:44:53 AM
If he actually lost his head, he'd still put it back on and return to work.

Someone WAS talking about a Highlander remake...
 
2012-05-14 10:47:14 AM

Dinobot: ltdanman44: one of my favorite actors. Was pissed when they killed him off in GOT


/still bitter

Sean Bean being Ned Stark was a spoiler in and of itself.


yep. sean biehn is the mideval fantasy equivalent of a star trek guy in a red shirt.
 
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