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(CBS New York)   What do a golf ball, a fish hook, a sewing needle, a toy dinosaur, a rubber duck, a Crucifix, a tennis ball, dentures, a spoon, a fork, a baby pacifier, and homework all have in common?   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 66
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2012-05-11 05:04:05 AM  

fusillade762: And when I was working at a document delivery company in the 90s I stumbled across a medical journal where a man tried to increase the size of his scrotum. He'd heard that it had been done surgically with saline, so he went with the next best thing: motor oil in a modified Windex bottle. There were pictures and everything. I wish now that I'd taken a copy when I first found it, because there's no trace of it online.


Yes, your scrotum can be inflated with saline. It can actually get as big as a melon, depending on how much saline used, and how often you do it. However, this doesn't last forever. After a few hours/days, the saline is absorbed into your body and your scrotum goes back to normal size. There are a surprising number of men who participate in this, most of whom are straight older professionals (45-60). There are risks involved, using a non-sterile saline solution can cause some pretty nasty (and possibly fatal) infections, and then there's the obvious one of going too fast. I have seen a couple of people try argon gas, however that's really not recommended.

/No I've never done it, nor will I, and I've never seen it in person
//If you want to know more go here: http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Saline_Injection (NSFW image)
 
2012-05-11 05:22:40 AM  

Serial: /No I've never done it, nor will I, and I've never seen it in person


I recall a story or two on fark about it or something similar, and it occasionally gets mentioned in passing in such threads as this.
/to legitimize your claim, tee-hee
//OH MY GOD WHY DID I CLICK THAT LINK!!
///like rubber necking at a car wreck, I know, but still
////*shudder*
 
2012-05-11 06:41:35 AM  
Came for Snatch reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-05-11 07:22:58 AM  
Things found on the floor near the my ex's feet when she sneezed?
 
2012-05-11 07:32:46 AM  
i35.photobucket.com

/your dog wants a Crucifix.
//And vampires.
 
2012-05-11 07:35:23 AM  

Gyrfalcon: DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!

Thanks, I spit soda all over my cat asshole.


What are you doing that close to your cat's asshole?
 
2012-05-11 07:45:38 AM  

MythDragon: Gyrfalcon: DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!

Thanks, I spit soda all over my cat asshole.

What are you doing that close to your cat's asshole?


Applying the lipstick?
 
2012-05-11 07:53:28 AM  

Quark_Quasar: I'm not surprised it costs so much. A friend of mine recently had his cat declawed, when I saw the cat and remarked on the plastic cone around his head, he mentioned that they had gotten it from a friend and that the vet wanted to charge them 20 dollars for one of their own.

For a piece of plastic.


Your friend is a farking asshole. Please tell him (or her) I said so, and that I said I hope someone rips his/her finger bones out down to the first knuckle, like he/she had done to his/her cat. Farking pathetic. If your furniture is more important than your cat's well being, maybe you shouldn't HAVE a farking cat.

/Thank goodness declawing is illegal here.
 
2012-05-11 08:00:17 AM  

libranoelrose: [www.jennymacbeth.com image 275x480]


Damn you! No such thing as an original thought in the information age.

/and this thermos, and this remote...
 
2012-05-11 08:18:23 AM  
Put a golf ball in your butt,
Put a fish hook in your butt,
Put a sewing needle in your butt, Put a toy dinosaur in your butt,
Put a rubber duck in your butt,
Put a Crucifix in your butt,
Put a tennis ball in your butt,
Put dentures in your butt,
Put a spoon in your butt,
Put a fork in your butt,
Put a baby pacifier in your butt, Put homework in your butt.

My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time,
 
2012-05-11 08:21:42 AM  
If a crucifix is improperly capitalized as a proper noun, does it fit better up one's ass? Subby?
 
2012-05-11 09:17:56 AM  
Who are people who have never been in my kitchen?
 
2012-05-11 10:25:22 AM  
img401.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-11 11:43:50 AM  
Commonality: they are the sum total of the average Internet commentator's worldly possessions.
 
2012-05-11 12:58:00 PM  

Lorelle: DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!

!!

While we're on the subject, here's a rather interesting list of things doctors have removed from people's behinds (a classic The Straight Dope column).


I had forgotten about the straight dope. THank you for the reminder!
 
2012-05-11 01:45:33 PM  

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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