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(CBS New York)   What do a golf ball, a fish hook, a sewing needle, a toy dinosaur, a rubber duck, a Crucifix, a tennis ball, dentures, a spoon, a fork, a baby pacifier, and homework all have in common?   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 66
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2012-05-10 08:57:56 PM
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Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!
 
2012-05-10 08:59:28 PM
When I got my dog as a puppy in middle school, she actually DID eat my homework.

/I will admit, I did sort of help things along by dropping it next to her.
 
2012-05-10 09:10:23 PM
DeltaPunch: Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!

:( I'm taking my words and going home.

/game over, man
 
2012-05-10 09:14:39 PM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


/Thread.
//No, seriously, we're done here.
 
2012-05-10 09:29:54 PM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


!!

While we're on the subject, here's a rather interesting list of things doctors have removed from people's behinds (a classic The Straight Dope column).
 
2012-05-10 09:43:05 PM
Things that were found before the creedence tapes?
 
2012-05-10 09:45:28 PM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


What, did the gerbil escape?
 
2012-05-10 09:57:57 PM

DeltaPunch: Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


How did the fi---you know what, nevermind.
 
2012-05-10 10:53:59 PM
Shoot... a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2012-05-10 11:10:48 PM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


Goddammit.

I'm outta here.
 
2012-05-10 11:38:14 PM
Things that were in Richard Gere's ass that weren't in my kitchen?
 
2012-05-11 12:27:37 AM
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Homework is fun!
 
2012-05-11 12:28:04 AM

Lorelle: DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!

While we're on the subject, here's a rather interesting list of things doctors have removed from people's behinds (a classic The Straight Dope column).


They missed cement.

And when I was working at a document delivery company in the 90s I stumbled across a medical journal where a man tried to increase the size of his scrotum. He'd heard that it had been done surgically with saline, so he went with the next best thing: motor oil in a modified Windex bottle. There were pictures and everything. I wish now that I'd taken a copy when I first found it, because there's no trace of it online.
 
2012-05-11 12:28:36 AM
A cat at peed on my shop class homework and my class copy of Treasure Island.

They didn't believe me.
 
2012-05-11 12:29:22 AM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


Aaron Schock's ass would have also been acceptable.
 
2012-05-11 12:31:53 AM
What is The Aristocrats?
 
2012-05-11 12:32:14 AM
I don't know what you have planned for tonight, Homer, but you can count me out.

/but yeah, thread done in 1
 
2012-05-11 12:33:09 AM

mrlewish: A cat at peed on my shop class homework and my class copy of Treasure Island.

They didn't believe me.


Admit it, you peed on your homework and book then added some Ammonia D to make it smell like cat piss.
 
2012-05-11 12:33:33 AM

klaybc: I don't know what you have planned for tonight, Homer, but you can count me out.

/but yeah, thread done in 1


Double checking that the lights were turned out.............
 
2012-05-11 12:34:00 AM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


Thanks, I spit soda all over my cat, asshole.
 
2012-05-11 12:34:14 AM
In a box at Newt Gingrinch's home labeled "sex toys?"
 
2012-05-11 12:34:25 AM
Did someone say Dinosaur?
 
2012-05-11 12:35:59 AM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


Done in one.

I was gonna say things that have been in subby's ass, no offense to the subby, but you upped that one then proceeded to punch it in the testicles.
 
2012-05-11 12:37:18 AM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


Sgygus: :( I'm taking my words and going home.

/game over, man

This.

Ricardo Klement: /Thread.
//No, seriously, we're done here.

This.

ecmoRandomNumbers: DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!

Goddammit.

I'm outta here.


And this.

I think this is the funniest "done in one" ever. Good job, Delta Punch!
 
2012-05-11 12:39:04 AM
My brother's puppy ate a nail. He was fine a few thousand dollars later.
 
2012-05-11 12:39:22 AM
Suspiciously missing from list...

www.popcorndiary.com
 
2012-05-11 12:40:02 AM
I'll admit, Richard Gere was funnier than the obvious "Subby's mom's snatch" joke I was gonna make....
 
2012-05-11 12:40:38 AM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


I have friend who is an actual medical doctor who has shown me X-rays of such things, including a 60W incandescent light bulb.

Luckily the light bulb was not broken, but in this case, what goes up didn't come down, so surgery was needed.

Light bulbs should have a warning sign on them for these sorts of things! :)
 
2012-05-11 12:42:05 AM

fusillade762: I wish now that I'd taken a copy when I first found it, because there's no trace of it online.


What's the sense of having an Internet, if you can't use it to find stuff like this?

/Oh, wait... pron. Never mind.
 
2012-05-11 12:43:53 AM
I'm not surprised it costs so much. A friend of mine recently had his cat declawed, when I saw the cat and remarked on the plastic cone around his head, he mentioned that they had gotten it from a friend and that the vet wanted to charge them 20 dollars for one of their own.

For a piece of plastic.
 
2012-05-11 12:44:41 AM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!



You magnificent bastard!

+1
 
2012-05-11 12:47:11 AM
I once had a dog that ate razor blades and Christmas light bulbs.
 
2012-05-11 12:49:31 AM
They've all been found up a person's ass during an emergency room visit?
 
2012-05-11 12:51:38 AM

DeltaPunch: Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


Bravo!!! Richard's gear.
 
2012-05-11 12:53:13 AM
Dogs are retarded more at 11
 
2012-05-11 12:54:20 AM

bmihura: DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!

I have friend who is an actual medical doctor who has shown me X-rays of such things, including a 60W incandescent light bulb.

Luckily the light bulb was not broken, but in this case, what goes up didn't come down, so surgery was needed.

Light bulbs should have a warning sign on them for these sorts of things! :)


I want to see that warning label.
 
2012-05-11 12:55:38 AM

DeltaPunch: [www.dvorak.org image 249x247]
Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!


sfpfc: DeltaPunch: Things a doctor has removed from Richard Gere's ass!

Bravo!!! Richard's gear.


nice job;

/shutting down

//DICK GEAR
 
2012-05-11 01:14:06 AM
Stuff found in a shark's stomach?

RTA

Oh, just stuff various dogs ate.

When Mary Buffington's dog "Tonka" swallowed a tennis ball it cost $20,000 to remove it from the 160-pound Newfoundland.

"He chews it and chews it and chews it until it pops and then he swallows it," she said.

To prevent future medical expenses, Tonka was given a special muzzle to wear when tennis balls are present.


This dog can bite through tennis balls... I wouldn't want it around children, might eat one whole.
 
2012-05-11 01:43:32 AM
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2012-05-11 01:46:34 AM
Hmm, I was thinking that they were all topologically equivalent, but then I realized that many pacifiers have that dang ring on them. Not all of them do though so I'll go with that answer.

Dunno what the topology of digital media is though, which could affect homework. I guess notebook paper has holes it in, but the question didn't specify what kind of homework.

Dang it, not enough data to form a reasonable conclusion on this question.....
 
2012-05-11 01:46:57 AM
Trust me bro, I've made bongs with less.
 
2012-05-11 01:49:04 AM
$20,000?! Fark that, let the stupid mutt die.
 
2012-05-11 02:00:50 AM
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2012-05-11 02:01:44 AM
They are all things macgyver can kill you with?
 
2012-05-11 02:08:07 AM

Claude Ballse: Suspiciously missing from list...

[www.popcorndiary.com image 200x111]


I only showed up to post Don't Snatch!

/squeek
 
2012-05-11 02:08:48 AM
Wow, I was off TF for over a month... I just signed backed up today and this was the first greened article I came across.

*tips hat*

Thanks for the warm return. :)
 
2012-05-11 02:36:14 AM
Done in one.
 
2012-05-11 02:48:04 AM

adeist69: I'll admit, Richard Gere was funnier than the obvious "Subby's mom's snatch" joke I was gonna make....


everything old is new again
 
2012-05-11 03:02:41 AM
Nouns?
 
2012-05-11 04:03:48 AM
"When Mary Buffington's dog "Tonka" swallowed a tennis ball it cost $20,000 to remove it from the 160-pound Newfoundland."

WHAT?

Total fair price of a full hysterectomy on a 160 pound human is 9500 bucks....

http://healthcarebluebook.com/page_Results.aspx?id=102&dataset=MD

A spleen, 11K

http://healthcarebluebook.com/page_Results.aspx?id=25&dataset=hosp&g= S plenectomy%20%28Age%20%3E17%29

So, why would it cost that much to get a ball out of a dog?

/ never buying another dog. and if this one needs 20K surgery to remove a golf ball, hes a bit out of luck.
 
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