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		I stole a turtle (sun-sentinel.com)		56
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Sgygus		2012-05-10 08:50:03 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MBK		2012-05-10 08:53:54 PM

I_Am_Weasel		2012-05-10 09:06:51 PM

Get that turtle back! And make it snappy!

/httk

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-10 11:16:15 PM

Police expect the investigation to move slowly

/they don't want to make a jack rabbit start and jump to a conclusion

RatMaster999		2012-05-11 05:42:24 AM

Oblig

Seriously, though, I hope the turtles are ok. These kids sound like complete douchenozzles.

Mogani		2012-05-11 05:43:02 AM

Link

culprit?

xelnia		2012-05-11 05:46:43 AM

footshot		2012-05-11 05:47:17 AM

...but this one's eating my popcorn!

/I still think the penguin takes the biscuit.

Mogani		2012-05-11 05:48:32 AM

/shakes fist
//was just a bit slow :(

opiumpoopy		2012-05-11 05:51:46 AM

Waiting for a male teenager to show up at the ER with a turtle-beak shaped bite out of his hand.

/ go, turtle

DrippinBalls		2012-05-11 05:52:15 AM

Nothing like a turtle thread after an ass-blasting dump.

flamingboar		2012-05-11 05:57:06 AM

Call the Turtle Man!

offacue		2012-05-11 05:57:13 AM

Are you a turtle?

DYI		2012-05-11 06:01:09 AM

Turtle thread!!!!

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-05-11 06:09:19 AM

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 06:12:09 AM

DYI: Turtle thread!!!!

http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae175/teh_pwnerer23/Turtle_eats_pi g eon.gif

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 06:21:55 AM

I would non balance you if i could.

miss diminutive		2012-05-11 06:28:57 AM

Teenage turtle thieves?

DYI		2012-05-11 06:33:33 AM

libranoelrose: DYI: Turtle thread!!!!

http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae175/teh_pwnerer23/Turtle_eats_pi g eon.gif

I remember old epic "I saw a turtle" threads

/the good ole days
//get off my damn lawn

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 06:43:37 AM

Sky rocketing women

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 06:46:17 AM

You are hot chicks, I get that.

What about other pics?

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 06:47:41 AM

miss diminutive: [ninjanerdstech.com image 500x400]

Teenage turtle thieves?

You, in particular, are a hot small chick.

Wat do you have to offer?

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 06:49:37 AM

libranoelrose: miss diminutive: [ninjanerdstech.com image 500x400]

Teenage turtle thieves?

You, in particular, are a hot small chick.

Wat do you have to offer?

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 06:50:39 AM

GAGA

DYI		2012-05-11 06:52:09 AM

libranoelrose: libranoelrose: miss diminutive: [ninjanerdstech.com image 500x400]

Teenage turtle thieves?

You, in particular, are a hot small chick.

Wat do you have to offer?

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND

In honor of that declaration...

http://youtu.be/HaZpZQG2z10

strapp3r		2012-05-11 06:55:28 AM

Granny McConnell is on it!

4.bp.blogspot.com

Uncle Tractor		2012-05-11 06:58:05 AM

Maybe he wants to marry it?

/nttatwwt

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 06:59:24 AM

DYI: libranoelrose: libranoelrose: miss diminutive: [ninjanerdstech.com image 500x400]

Teenage turtle thieves?

You, in particular, are a hot small chick.

Wat do you have to offer?

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND

In honor of that declaration...

http://youtu.be/HaZpZQG2z10

http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae175/teh_pwnerer23/Turtle_eats_pi g eon.gif

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 07:00:32 AM

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 07:03:23 AM

miss diminutive: [ninjanerdstech.com image 500x400]

Teenage turtle thieves?

farking women...

And a woman that isn't a stupid dip shiat.

Nice.

DYI		2012-05-11 07:12:43 AM

I'm trying to have a thing

Nom Nom Nom

miss diminutive		2012-05-11 07:15:51 AM

libranoelrose: You, in particular, are a hot small chick.
Wat do you have to offer?
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
GAGA
I'm trying to have a thing
farking women...
And a woman that isn't a stupid dip shiat.
Nice.

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing....

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 07:15:55 AM

DYI: I'm trying to have a thing

Nom Nom Nom

LIKE DOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING WILL HELP

Gone In 26 Minutes		2012-05-11 07:17:20 AM

miss diminutive: libranoelrose: You, in particular, are a hot small chick.
Wat do you have to offer?
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
GAGA
I'm trying to have a thing
farking women...
And a woman that isn't a stupid dip shiat.
Nice.

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing....

You've never seen a desperate, drunk man before?

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 07:18:27 AM

Look closer?

DYI		2012-05-11 07:22:49 AM

Gone In 26 Minutes: miss diminutive: libranoelrose: You, in particular, are a hot small chick.
Wat do you have to offer?
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
GAGA
I'm trying to have a thing
farking women...
And a woman that isn't a stupid dip shiat.
Nice.

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing....

You've never seen a desperate, drunk man before?

I don't think libra is a male...
But then again, I've been working all night and have been mistaken before...

miss diminutive		2012-05-11 07:23:11 AM

Gone In 26 Minutes: miss diminutive: libranoelrose: You, in particular, are a hot small chick.
Wat do you have to offer?
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
GAGA
I'm trying to have a thing
farking women...
And a woman that isn't a stupid dip shiat.
Nice.

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing....

You've never seen a desperate, drunk man before?

Is that what this is? Ok, that's a relief. I was starting to think he was having some kind of aneurysm or out of body experience.

/we'd need a young priest and an old priest
//power of christ compels you
//and so on...

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 07:27:41 AM

You're not welcome anymore.

I will survive.

DYI		2012-05-11 07:30:42 AM

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 07:31:28 AM

I had a pretty weird eye thing happen tonight.

Are you even still here, girly?

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 07:33:05 AM

DYI: [www.supportourribbons.com image 455x350]

if i could i would just give you the fucinck fark

wtr

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 07:33:40 AM

It's starting to look like I'm the guy that shoulod nbe wtf

Krymson Tyde		2012-05-11 07:34:35 AM

NSFW!

DYI		2012-05-11 07:37:09 AM

libranoelrose: DYI: [www.supportourribbons.com image 455x350]

if i could i would just give you the fucinck fark

wtr

I'm not sure if I should be honored or scared...

JRoo		2012-05-11 07:47:14 AM

Zafler		2012-05-11 07:48:32 AM

I saw a turtle.

Still alive and kicking after 6 years.

strapp3r		2012-05-11 07:54:43 AM

DYI: [www.supportourribbons.com image 455x350]

24.media.tumblr.com

DYI		2012-05-11 08:02:28 AM

Zafler: I saw a turtle.

Still alive and kicking after 6 years.

Good times... Good times

strapp3r: DYI: [www.supportourribbons.com image 455x350]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x280]

Something tells me I am supposed to know who that is...

/doesn't know