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(Huffington Post)   "Mitt Romney said Thursday that same-sex couples should be allowed to adopt children, but they should not be married because children should be raised by a mother and a father." Wait, what?   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-05-10 06:05:10 PM  
My brain just imploded.
 
2012-05-10 06:25:47 PM  
He's done it. He crossed the streams.
 
2012-05-10 06:29:32 PM  
Wouldn't it be funny if Romney really was a robot and saying this caused sparks to fly out of his ears and his head to spin around uncontrollably?
 
2012-05-10 06:46:57 PM  
Damn, only May and he's already contradicting himself within the same sentence!
 
2012-05-10 07:37:55 PM  
I'm looking forward to the 2012 Presidential debates between President Obama, Romney, and RON PAUL.
 
2012-05-10 07:45:06 PM  
Uttering that sentence has torn open the fabric of space and time to whisper to Cthulhu. He has doomed us all.
 
2012-05-10 07:49:23 PM  

AirForceVet: I'm looking forward to the 2012 Presidential debates between President Obama, Romney, and RON PAUL.


In Bizarro World?
 
2012-05-10 08:51:31 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: AirForceVet: I'm looking forward to the 2012 Presidential debates between President Obama, Romney, and RON PAUL.

In Bizarro World?


No, in the Leprechaun World where Ron Paul exists.

Actually, I can only wish for a third party candidate to suck off Libertarian votes from the Republican candidate Romney.
 
2012-05-10 08:52:44 PM  
Poor Schrodinger's Candidate. Soon, he will be able to contradict himself in a single word, but that's going to take a LOT of practice...

It ain't pretty people, but he's putting the time in.
 
2012-05-10 08:54:22 PM  

darkyn: Uttering that sentence has torn open the fabric of space and time to whisper to Cthulhu. He has doomed us all.


Well that actually seems like a good strategy on his part, TBH. I honestly can't see any other way that Rmoney would ever get elected.
 
2012-05-10 08:59:47 PM  
His spinner must have landed on a line

/right foot red/blue
//left foot mouth
 
2012-05-10 09:18:04 PM  
Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.
 
2012-05-10 09:21:37 PM  
It's going to be a long, very long, six months.
 
2012-05-10 09:24:39 PM  
The debates are going to be interesting, in the most Chinese sense of the term...
 
2012-05-10 09:26:45 PM  
He's evolving. Speaking of which, I can't wait for an evolution question for Mitt.
 
2012-05-10 09:28:22 PM  

hubiestubert: The debates are going to be interesting, in the most Chinese sense of the term...


Chinese finger trap?
 
2012-05-10 09:34:57 PM  
So, in other words, Romney has no frigging idea what he thinks about the issue at hand. Well, knock me over with a feather.

I'm with AirForceVet - I simply Can Not WAIT for the debates. Obama is going to clean his god damned clock.
 
2012-05-10 09:39:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: So, in other words, Romney has no frigging idea what he thinks about the issue at hand.


No, he knows what he was told to think. They just know no national media outlet is going to add everything up and force people to realize the utter bullshiat of what he said.
 
2012-05-10 09:43:59 PM  
This logic can be easily rectified. See, adopted children are not technically people. They grow up to become the inner workings of corporations, which are of course people. They are shards of people. Like gays.

This would make much more sense if you'd just read his book, "I a m a fark i n g i d i o t .."
 
2012-05-10 09:45:04 PM  
And thank you Fark for translating my binary code. I did not know you could do that. *peer*
 
2012-05-10 10:38:32 PM  

AirForceVet: I'm looking forward to the 2012 Presidential debates between President Obama, Romney, and RON PAUL.


I believe the Libertarian Party already nominated Gary Johnson for their candidate. I could be wrong as I'm quite busy these days and not paying attention to my RSS feeds, but I think I saw that.

The only way Ron Paul is getting into the debates is if he's the Republican nominee. Unlikely, but maybe that'll happen. It'd be fun if that was the case.

But watching Romney and Obama debate is going to be pretty boring. They'll both say pretty much the same thing with a slight spin to the left or right, and the winner will be the one with charisma. Which is Obama.

And when you put the two of them and their nearly identical policies next to each other the only real difference is that on one side you've got a rich white man born to a rich white man that was a governor and on the other side you've got a black kid raised by a single white mother of limited means that worked his way up through life to become POTUS.

Advantage Obama on that one. I'll admit, the dude's got some balls. He is the classic underdog story that Americans love. I certainly appreciate it.
 
2012-05-10 10:43:36 PM  
The man is kooky to the extreme. Nothing he says makes sense.
 
2012-05-10 10:43:54 PM  
You should be able to fire your parents. I like being able to fire people who raise me.
 
2012-05-10 10:46:54 PM  
Romney needs some basement dwelling geek to look over all his statements, write an overly complicated and probably needlessly erotic explanation for them, and make sure that whatever he says in the future fits in with established continuity.
 
2012-05-10 10:48:43 PM  
Damn, looks like someone farked up his Select Case statement routine and he is executing the same message response for two different cases.
 
2012-05-10 10:48:45 PM  
Either that's one of the more awkward gaffes ever or he has gone Palin level of derp.
 
2012-05-10 10:49:16 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 10:50:05 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: So, in other words, Romney has no frigging idea what he thinks about the issue at hand. Well, knock me over with a feather.

I'm with AirForceVet - I simply Can Not WAIT for the debates. Obama is going to clean his god damned clock.


Yeah, just like how awful W performed in the 2000 debates...

I'm not impressed with the debates influence in an election. It'll end up being about side issues and whose staffer mouthed off next to an open mic or whatev
 
2012-05-10 10:50:17 PM  

exick: Wouldn't it be funny if Romney really was a robot and saying this caused sparks to fly out of his ears and his head to spin around uncontrollably?


images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-10 10:50:52 PM  
And this is the best the GOP can come up with. Jesus Christ, I hate these f*cking assholes.
 
2012-05-10 10:51:13 PM  
He's a lot like Ronald Reagan,
because he seems to have dementia.
 
2012-05-10 10:54:32 PM  
Robot. Definitely a robot.
 
2012-05-10 10:54:59 PM  
So I had to reread the headline a couple times to realize that he said "same-sex" instead of "heterosexual". I thought he just said an odd gaffe. But no he's just an arse.
 
2012-05-10 10:55:27 PM  
Doesn't he know gay couples raise socially progressive and liberal children?
 
2012-05-10 10:56:14 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: So, in other words, Romney has no frigging idea what he thinks about the issue at hand. Well, knock me over with a feather.

I'm with AirForceVet - I simply Can Not WAIT for the debates. Obama is going to clean his god damned clock.


Romney likes his clock like he likes his bank accounts... Swiss.
 
2012-05-10 10:56:30 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-10 10:56:37 PM  

exick: Wouldn't it be funny if Romney really was a robot and saying this caused sparks to fly out of his ears and his head to spin around uncontrollably?


reclaimer105.files.wordpress.com

/Doesn't work on all of them.
 
2012-05-10 10:57:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 10:57:45 PM  

JRoo: He's a lot like Ronald Reagan,
because he seems to have dementia.


And bad memory, at least when it comes to bullying gay kids.
 
2012-05-10 10:57:47 PM  

darkyn: Uttering that sentence has torn open the fabric of space and time to whisper to Cthulhu. He has doomed us all.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 10:59:54 PM  
I presume this is the opposite of what he said on Wednesday.
 
2012-05-10 11:00:16 PM  
Well, I don't know whether Romney has ever helped a same-sex couple adopt a child, but he sure as hell is going out of his way to assure that same sex couples can never marry. Maybe the Mr. Romney could name one same sex couple he helped adopt a child?
 
2012-05-10 11:01:05 PM  

djkutch: He's evolving. Speaking of which, I can't wait for an evolution question for Mitt.


Obama evolves, Romney revolves.
 
2012-05-10 11:01:37 PM  

Nadie_AZ: He's done it. He crossed the streams.


You should never do that.

/Ew, Romney slimed me!
 
2012-05-10 11:01:40 PM  

hubiestubert: Poor Schrodinger's Candidate. Soon, he will be able to contradict himself in a single word, but that's going to take a LOT of practice...

It ain't pretty people, but he's putting the time in.


The day I see a man utter a single word that contradicts itself... My spine tingles at the very thought. I think the ghost of Borges would cum buckets.
 
2012-05-10 11:02:29 PM  
This...sentence...is....FALSE!

dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontt h inkaboutit


/ummmm, true. I'll go true.
 
2012-05-10 11:05:59 PM  
Proving yet again he is the quantum candidate, he exists in a superposition of all possible views.
 
2012-05-10 11:07:14 PM  
The problem with holding all positions at all times is that sometimes it's now.
 
2012-05-10 11:07:45 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: hubiestubert: Poor Schrodinger's Candidate. Soon, he will be able to contradict himself in a single word, but that's going to take a LOT of practice...

It ain't pretty people, but he's putting the time in.

The day I see a man utter a single word that contradicts itself... My spine tingles at the very thought. I think the ghost of Borges would cum buckets.


The Bay Area has a TV news anchor who is the perfect running mate : Dan Noyes.

Romney/Noyes 2012!
 
2012-05-10 11:08:02 PM  
Did you say, "splunge?"
 
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