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2012-05-10 11:35:19 PM
Silly Jesus: ox45tallboy: Silly Jesus: VulpesVulpes: Silly Jesus: Meh. Let the children get another job if they are offended by a damn body.

The problem is that the people most likely to want to be naked are the ones you are least likely to want to see naked.

This view is common among middle school children. Most adults, though, have typically outgrown the "ewww / yuckie / cooties" routine. That should include these workers.

i don't understand why the letter carriers are on the property to begin with. If it is a public street with individual mailboxes, wouldn't the nudity be illegal? What's wrong with a single box at the entrance to the property?

Nothing wrong with a box on the outside...but this isn't a new resort so evidently this hasn't been an issue for past mail workers and I can see how it would be more convenient for the residents for the mailboxes to be inside the resort. Both apartment complexes that I lived in during college had a wall of mailboxes inside the middle of the gated complex. This is common.


Sometimes they have packages that need to go on the property(theft) or certified mail that need to be signed
/BTW my mail woman is a hot arse Rican and you just don't know how bad i want to go to the door butt arse nekkid
 
2012-05-10 11:36:42 PM
Rufus Lee King: "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late. She'd already seen the package.
 
2012-05-10 11:39:27 PM
Tell the world my story.
i271.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-11 12:53:42 AM
Nuclear Monk: UPS and FedEx are better at handling packages.

WTF do you get that? My in-laws test them routinely. They mail out a few hundred small packages a week, mostly either padded envelopes or maybe 8"x5"x3". Anyone but USPS crushes them. Also, last time they sent out 100 test packages by each (yeah, really, I helped with tracking them) USPS lost none and both UPS and FedEx not only managed to crush about 3/4 of them but lost several of them entirely.
 
2012-05-11 12:56:52 AM
BolloxReader: Nuclear Monk: UPS and FedEx are better at handling packages.

WTF do you get that? My in-laws test them routinely. They mail out a few hundred small packages a week, mostly either padded envelopes or maybe 8"x5"x3". Anyone but USPS crushes them. Also, last time they sent out 100 test packages by each (yeah, really, I helped with tracking them) USPS lost none and both UPS and FedEx not only managed to crush about 3/4 of them but lost several of them entirely.


B-b-b-b-but the government can't do ANYTHING right! And it's not fair, USPS isn't burdened by these high tax rates used to punish FedEx and UPS!
 
2012-05-11 01:01:17 AM
maddermaxx: keesvanloomacklin: Unless they can deal with the Glom of Nit... I'm not impressed.

DONT ARSK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Mrs Cake
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
fog
Nudist Colonies
Mrs Cake


Mrs Cake, the medium? Well more of a Small.
 
2012-05-11 01:13:39 AM
I think the Postal Carriers are just concerned about finding the right male slots.
 
2012-05-11 01:27:43 AM
LordOfThePings: [vinylmationkingdom.com image 362x431]

The proud spread eagle of the United States Postal Service


FTFY
 
2012-05-11 01:31:44 AM
Do your jobs and stop being 10-year-olds, good grief.
 
2012-05-11 01:39:40 AM
Not to be the big History Nazi stick-in-the-mud here, but "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" is NOT an official motto of the US Postal service. It does happen to be inscribed on the wall of the lobby of the James A. Farley Post Office in NYC, but it actually is attributed to the works of Greek historian Herodotus, and was the motto of the ancient Persian messenger service.

/the more you know...
 
2012-05-11 02:36:07 AM
I don't blame the postal workers at all. Who the fark wants to be forced to see old flabby wrinkled shriveled pockmarked cellulite-ridden sun-damaged mole-covered hairy sweaty smelly varicose-vein-riddled stretch-mark-covered tits, cocks, balls and assholes while on the job?

It's bad enough I have to see that every morning in the mirror. Once a day is more than enough.
 
2012-05-11 02:58:59 AM
Do nudists at resorts eschew articles of clothing that serve a practical purpose, like shoes and sunhats? Do they wear jewelry?
 
2012-05-11 03:32:33 AM
Meh. I don't get the desire to be a "lifestyle" nudist. But complaining that you have to go inside for a few minutes because of your job seems pretty immature. I wonder if he avoids looking at himself in the shower, and feels naughty about it.
 
2012-05-11 06:53:59 AM
Cant say I blame them, most people who frequent those nudist camps aren't exactly the kind of people you want to see in the nude.
 
2012-05-11 07:32:00 AM
Nogale: Do nudists at resorts eschew articles of clothing that serve a practical purpose, like shoes and sunhats? Do they wear jewelry?

No. Yes.
 
2012-05-11 08:26:02 AM
You do not have the right to not be offended. Don't want to look at ugly women's cooters? Don't become a gynecologist. Don't want to see ugly men's junk then don't become a doctor at all where you might have to give a complete physical.

If these clowns don't like where their job requires them to go, then go get a different job.
 
2012-05-11 08:26:18 AM
BolloxReader: Nuclear Monk: UPS and FedEx are better at handling packages.

WTF do you get that? My in-laws test them routinely. They mail out a few hundred small packages a week, mostly either padded envelopes or maybe 8"x5"x3". Anyone but USPS crushes them. Also, last time they sent out 100 test packages by each (yeah, really, I helped with tracking them) USPS lost none and both UPS and FedEx not only managed to crush about 3/4 of them but lost several of them entirely.


I can't speak for the crushed envelopes things, but I've been shipping items of actual value from my business for a decade now, and FedEx is by far the most reliable at not only getting the package there, but getting it there on time. UPS tend to just be a little incompetent and miss dates and can't find packages in their system from time to time, although they usually show up. FedEx we've had a 100% success rate.. not one lost or late package in 10 years. Even when a shipping label had completely fallen off a box, they were able to figure out it belonged to us and called us to get the customers address and fix the problem.

The post office just steals your shiat, plain and simple. Electronic devices in particular... the box just goes missing or shows up empty/with a brick in it. Had this happen more times than I can count, we had to stop using them.

Although the post office is really good at delivering letters fast and cheap. Nothing worth stealing in those I guess.

/Note that these are all their expedited services.. we don't use ground, only Overnight or 2-3 day air
 
2012-05-11 10:21:58 AM
PillsHere: One thing I never understood about nudist colonies is how do you deal with erections? While I know the stereotype that nudists are fat and ugly so this might be a moot point, but there has to be at least a few attractive nudists that would insight some impure thoughts. Is it just accepted and ignored as a natural occurrence in the human body? I kind of think that might be awkward, but I'm not a nudist :P.

It never happens
 
2012-05-11 10:26:12 AM
btw, according to the comments after the article, the mailboxes are OUTSIDE of the fence!
 
2012-05-11 12:48:33 PM
Max Awesome
I don't blame the postal workers at all. Who the fark wants to be forced to see old flabby wrinkled shriveled pockmarked cellulite-ridden sun-damaged mole-covered hairy sweaty smelly varicose-vein-riddled stretch-mark-covered tits, cocks, balls and assholes while on the job?

It's bad enough I have to see that every morning in the mirror. Once a day is more than enough.


Wait, you see both tits and cocks when you look in the mirror? I believe there are a number of websites that would like to get in touch with you.
 
2012-05-11 12:54:18 PM
DarKrow: [www.thegorgeousdaily.com image 444x338]

They obviously aren't supermen...

/Nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2012-05-11 01:14:05 PM
BolloxReader: Nuclear Monk: UPS and FedEx are better at handling packages.

WTF do you get that? My in-laws test them routinely. They mail out a few hundred small packages a week, mostly either padded envelopes or maybe 8"x5"x3". Anyone but USPS crushes them. Also, last time they sent out 100 test packages by each (yeah, really, I helped with tracking them) USPS lost none and both UPS and FedEx not only managed to crush about 3/4 of them but lost several of them entirely.


On average they're also less rude, less rushed, and less likely to doortag you while you're home, and yet despite the much better service, USPS costs significantly less for all but the largest packages and will pick them up right at your door. (Bad carriers excepted, but I've never met one, knock on wood.) OnTrac is an awesome and worthy competitor, but if I had the choice I would never use UPS or Fedex again.

However, it has to be said: You missed the joke.
 
2012-05-11 06:00:40 PM
they're american planes

made

in america
 
2012-05-11 06:15:32 PM
"Being offended is the natural consequence of leaving one's home." --Fran Liebowitz

/my favorite quote
/there is no right to not be offended
 
2012-05-14 02:11:20 AM
I'm not surprised, as every once and awhile we get a new new delivery driver (usually USPS) who simply will not deliver to our house, because we have a very friendly awesome dog. We've had packages that keep getting returned to sender because that lazy bastard won't get out of the truck. It should be no deliver, no job.
 
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