UPS and FedEx are better at handling packages.

Unless they can deal with the Glom of Nit... I'm not impressed.

Disappointing they did not want to rise to the occasion.

Meh. Let the children get another job if they are offended by a damn body.

I hear letter carriers hate junk mail.

Oh noes! Naked people! Get over it...

Silly Jesus: Meh. Let the children get another job if they are offended by a damn body.

UPS, fedex, USPS, electricians, plumbers... everyone comes out to our resort, and has never complained about it. Most people are adult enough, even if they don't agree with what you're doing, to accept that it's your right to do it and they have a job to do...

Silly Jesus: Meh. Let the children get another job if they are offended by a damn body.

The problem is that the people most likely to want to be naked are the ones you are least likely to want to see naked.

(hot) nude chics dig me.

VulpesVulpes: Silly Jesus: Meh. Let the children get another job if they are offended by a damn body.

The problem is that the people most likely to want to be naked are the ones you are least likely to want to see naked.

This view is common among middle school children. Most adults, though, have typically outgrown the "ewww / yuckie / cooties" routine. That should include these workers.

Fart_Machine: Oh noes! Naked people! Get over it...

Clearly you've never seen the kind of people who are true nudists. What has been seen....



/hot like it's not
//scarred as a child by the thought of a friend's parents being nudists
///will never get over that

Delivering mail to a nudist camp gives a whole new meaning to junk mail.

*rimshot*

Silly Jesus: Most adults, though, have typically outgrown the "ewww / yuckie / cooties" routine. That should include these workers.

It's not cooties, some of us just have higher aesthetic standards than you. I want to see beautiful human forms, not shabby blobs. It's why I wear clothes, so as not to force others to view my misshapen body.

The proud eagle of the United States Postal Service

LordOfThePings
The proud eagle of the United States Postal Service

Hypocrite. He's naked under his feathers.

ox45tallboy: Silly Jesus: VulpesVulpes: Silly Jesus: Meh. Let the children get another job if they are offended by a damn body.

The problem is that the people most likely to want to be naked are the ones you are least likely to want to see naked.

This view is common among middle school children. Most adults, though, have typically outgrown the "ewww / yuckie / cooties" routine. That should include these workers.

i don't understand why the letter carriers are on the property to begin with. If it is a public street with individual mailboxes, wouldn't the nudity be illegal? What's wrong with a single box at the entrance to the property?

Nothing wrong with a box on the outside...but this isn't a new resort so evidently this hasn't been an issue for past mail workers and I can see how it would be more convenient for the residents for the mailboxes to be inside the resort. Both apartment complexes that I lived in during college had a wall of mailboxes inside the middle of the gated complex. This is common.

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Silly Jesus: Most adults, though, have typically outgrown the "ewww / yuckie / cooties" routine. That should include these workers.

It's not cooties, some of us just have higher aesthetic standards than you. I want to see beautiful human forms, not shabby blobs. It's why I wear clothes, so as not to force others to view my misshapen body.

Whatever you need to tell yourself about your immaturity...

If it was a Muslim mail carrier complaining that the women weren't covering there faces we'd be outraged. Modesty standards are very subjective and relative to the community you are living and working in. If the guys are outside waving their junk up and down screaming touch my pee pee then it's sexual harassment. If they are just being naked and in a non-sexual way in a place where that's the community standard, the postal workers need to do their job.

If the postal workers would just keep their minds open, they would see where these nudists are coming from.

reillan
... Most people are adult enough, even if they don't agree with what you're doing, to accept that it's your right to do it...

Not from what I've seen. "There outta be a law" should be our National Motto.


//just look how many green lights around here are "group A" whining about what "group B" is doing

keesvanloomacklin: Unless they can deal with the Glom of Nit... I'm not impressed.

Came for the Pratchett, leaving satisfied.

One thing I never understood about nudist colonies is how do you deal with erections? While I know the stereotype that nudists are fat and ugly so this might be a moot point, but there has to be at least a few attractive nudists that would insight some impure thoughts. Is it just accepted and ignored as a natural occurrence in the human body? I kind of think that might be awkward, but I'm not a nudist :P.

They also wont deliver if they cant pull their vehicle directly up to the mail box. If they have to get out, or someone is parked in such a way that they would have to use reverse or do anything other than pull up and pull away, they give you a nasty note and wont deliver.

Doesnt matter if it isnt your car or whatever in the way, either.

fusillade762: Delivering mail to a nudist camp gives a whole new meaning to junk mail.

*rimshot*

Dammit, now see that's what I get for not RTFA.

keesvanloomacklin: Unless they can deal with the Glom of Nit... I'm not impressed.

DONT ARSK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Mrs Cake
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
fog
Nudist Colonies
Mrs Cake

There is no "right to not be offended" amendment in that piece of paper no one pays attention to. I will do something, you may offended, but if your being offended prevents you from doing your job? Get a different job.

PillsHere: One thing I never understood about nudist colonies is how do you deal with erections? While I know the stereotype that nudists are fat and ugly so this might be a moot point, but there has to be at least a few attractive nudists that would insight some impure thoughts. Is it just accepted and ignored as a natural occurrence in the human body? I kind of think that might be awkward, but I'm not a nudist :P.

Erections at resorts are extremely rare. If it's innocent enough, then it's just suggested that you not flaunt it. If it's intentional or you're being lewd then you are immediately escorted from the property.

There is a difference between sexual nudity and non-sexual nudity. It's difficult to explain if you haven't experienced it. Maybe think of a gynecologist doing an exam on a beautiful woman. I'm sure that gynecologists don't have constant erections. That nudity isn't occurring in a sexual context (unless it's on Cinamax) so it doesn't garner a sexual reaction. The same with playing volleyball or swimming with an attractive nude woman/man etc.

I'm going to have to side with the bearded Postman on this one.
No need to have some guy swinging his dick within a foot of his face.
You should know what time the mail usually arrives every day.
Either put up a secondary gate, or give these postal workers a wide berth so they aren't forced to look at your nasty bits.

ox45tallboy: i don't understand why the letter carriers are on the property to begin with. If it is a public street with individual mailboxes, wouldn't the nudity be illegal? What's wrong with a single box at the entrance to the property?

They probably have a cluster box on their property. Growing up we didn't have cluster boxes, mail came to a box mounted to the wall right beside our front door. ON OUR PROPERTY.

Then we spent some years in apartments--in *EVERY* case the mail was delivered to a cluster box somewhere on the apartment's property.

The first I ever had to go onto public property to get my mail was when we bought a house.

I bet the postal workers are thrilled that "going postal" is still part of the newsroom vocabulary.

To suggest that the workers are going to go on a killing spree over nudity probably isn't actually appropriate.

Fart_Machine: Oh noes! Naked people! Get over it...

Have you seen people at nudist colonies? It's not 'good naked', nossir, not at all. Think of the naked runners/walkers at Bay To Breakers. It's BAD NAKED.

Gyrfalcon: Silly Jesus: Meh. Let the children get another job if they are offended by a damn body.

You're thinking nudist colonies are full of firm, tanned young coeds playing beach volleyball in the midday sun.

In reality, they're full of flabby, pasty old people with droopy tits, saggy balls and more cottage cheese than the state of Wisconsin could produce in a year waddling around moaning about their bad backs.

I'm with the postal workers on this one.

I've been to 5, many of them multiple times. Not to mention beaches here and in Europe. How many have you been to?

That's not what my point was anyway...
Bodies are all shapes and sizes and ages...it's still just a body. It's not a big deal. If you went to one of these places you wouldn't throw up or even really notice what you now deem as disgusting. It's closed minded and immature no matter what spin you try to put on it.

Gyrfalcon: Silly Jesus: Gyrfalcon: Silly Jesus: Meh. Let the children get another job if they are offended by a damn body.

You're thinking nudist colonies are full of firm, tanned young coeds playing beach volleyball in the midday sun.

In reality, they're full of flabby, pasty old people with droopy tits, saggy balls and more cottage cheese than the state of Wisconsin could produce in a year waddling around moaning about their bad backs.

I'm with the postal workers on this one.

I've been to 5, many of them multiple times. Not to mention beaches here and in Europe. How many have you been to?

That's not what my point was anyway...
Bodies are all shapes and sizes and ages...it's still just a body. It's not a big deal. If you went to one of these places you wouldn't throw up or even really notice what you now deem as disgusting. It's closed minded and immature no matter what spin you try to put on it.

You sound flabby, pasty, and defensive over your saggy balls.

Oh, you're a troll.

Actually, the last event I attended was for 18-30yoa nudists and it had 200+ in attendance and was 50/50 male/female. You wouldn't care though, because your naivete is more trolltastic.

Oh for fark's sake. Just put a farking mail box at the edge of your property. The mail carriers can still deliver your mail without having to see your naked bodies and you still get your mail.