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(National Geographic)   Mayans renew humanity's subscription for "Existence", good for another 7,000 years   (news.nationalgeographic.com) divider line 121
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2012-05-10 04:53:50 PM
We found this NOW?! Mere MONTHS shy of December 2012?!

I smell a plant...
 
2012-05-10 04:57:18 PM

Captain Steroid: We found this NOW?! Mere MONTHS shy of December 2012?!

I smell a plant...


Oh that's just my peyote on my desk, here. Sorry bout that.
 
2012-05-10 05:02:03 PM

Nadie_AZ: Captain Steroid: We found this NOW?! Mere MONTHS shy of December 2012?!

I smell a plant...

Oh that's just my peyote on my desk, here. Sorry bout that.


Great, now the garbage can is trying to sell me bananas!
 
2012-05-10 05:05:31 PM
You mean all of that hype and all we get out of it is a stinking John Cusack movie?

/I am SO disappoint
 
2012-05-10 08:00:09 PM
Then why'd they kill Dick Clark?
 
2012-05-10 09:21:52 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Then why'd they kill Dick Clark?


That was pretty creepy. "No more New Yearses. Time to die".
 
2012-05-10 09:27:37 PM
Does this mean I can't throw my end of the world party anymore?
 
2012-05-10 09:29:09 PM
It's always been like this. The end of the baktun has NEVER meant the end of the world or anything like it.
 
2012-05-10 09:38:54 PM
Thanks a lot, Mayans. I was counting on scoring some end of the world sex from a stranger.
 
2012-05-10 09:50:31 PM

Mugato: Thanks a lot, Mayans. I was counting on scoring some end of the world sex from a stranger.


Looks like you'll have to give yourself a stranger instead
 
2012-05-10 10:06:10 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Mugato: Thanks a lot, Mayans. I was counting on scoring some end of the world sex from a stranger.

Looks like you'll have to give yourself a stranger instead


Is it Friday night already?
 
2012-05-10 11:13:51 PM

notalwaysright: Does this mean I can't throw my end of the world party anymore?


Naaa go for it... don't be surprised if no one drinks your cool-aid though.
 
2012-05-10 11:46:03 PM

Captain Steroid: We found this NOW?! Mere MONTHS shy of December 2012?!

I smell a plant...


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-10 11:49:29 PM
I tol' y'all.

y2k 2.0? Hell nah.
 
2012-05-10 11:50:05 PM
Two words: Leap Year

to the Myans last year would have been 2012.

Pay your bills
 
2012-05-10 11:50:35 PM
That's rather strange considering the Mayans didn't do any of the 'calculations' themselves, and were just carrying the knowledge of the Olmec.
 
2012-05-10 11:50:51 PM
Mayans, a.k.a. mexicans....yeah, I said it
 
2012-05-10 11:53:27 PM
Unprecedented Maya Mural Found, Contradicts 2012 "Doomsday" Myth

This is the least important and least interesting aspect about this story, but you lead with this. Shut up about the obvious nonsense Discovery; you used to be cool.
 
2012-05-10 11:56:11 PM

Mugato: Dead for Tax Reasons: Mugato: Thanks a lot, Mayans. I was counting on scoring some end of the world sex from a stranger.

Looks like you'll have to give yourself a stranger instead

Is it Friday night already?


Is a stranger where you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then it feels like you're giving a handjob to someone else?

/not mine
 
2012-05-10 11:58:29 PM
So National Geographic has gone the way of the History Channel?

didn't RTFA....
 
2012-05-10 11:59:56 PM

redly1: Mayans, a.k.a. mexicans....yeah, I said it


Actually, they'd be more along the lines of Central Americans, since the Mayan Empire stretched for a good deal over there.

/And why would it be so wrong to associate Mayans with Mexicans?
 
2012-05-11 12:00:13 AM
C'mon, if the Mayans were so farking smart how is it that they don't EXIST anymore?

Wait a second...

cdn.chud.com
 
2012-05-11 12:00:54 AM
Didn't I see this in the last "Prometheus" trailer?
 
2012-05-11 12:01:41 AM

davin: So National Geographic has gone the way of the History Channel?

didn't RTFA....


No,they found more Mayan calendars today that go for 7000 more years.

/Today has been a good day for scientists.
 
2012-05-11 12:01:44 AM

fusillade762: C'mon, if the Mayans were so farking smart how is it that they don't EXIST anymore?

Wait a second...

[cdn.chud.com image 377x319]


Goddamnit
 
2012-05-11 12:02:04 AM

Captain Steroid: We found this NOW?! Mere MONTHS shy of December 2012?!

I smell a plant...


Some sheeple have no problem buying into the lies of the liberal fixed-media machine.
 
2012-05-11 12:02:38 AM

davin: So National Geographic has gone the way of the History Channel?

didn't RTFA....


No, the link embedded in the article states that the whole thing is bullshait.
 
2012-05-11 12:02:49 AM
Serious!? WTF am I supposed to do with 14,000 gallons of water and six tons of corn, wheat and various canned food items?

/pissed
 
2012-05-11 12:04:26 AM
GODDAMMITSOMUCH!!! Don't tell them that. I had plans to exploit their belief in mystical mumbo-jumbo. Oh well, I'll have to just move on to the Christians.
 
2012-05-11 12:07:10 AM

Mixolydian Master: Serious!? WTF am I supposed to do with 14,000 gallons of water and six tons of corn, wheat and various canned food items?

/pissed


Break a record!

/funnied
 
2012-05-11 12:07:36 AM
Cool.

I was in northern Guatemala last month and visited Tikal, just to the south of this discovery. The jungle there is littered with mounds covered in trees and vegetation, each one containing an undiscovered temple or building.
 
2012-05-11 12:08:01 AM

Fart_Machine: davin: So National Geographic has gone the way of the History Channel?

didn't RTFA....

No, the link embedded in the article states that the whole thing is bullshait.


Still, that they even hinted the whole thing was credible...kind of sad really.
 
2012-05-11 12:09:15 AM
DAMMIT
 
2012-05-11 12:11:30 AM
Oh thank god. I was so worried.
 
2012-05-11 12:15:03 AM
img1.fark.net

Spiffy my ass. 7,000 more years of this farking bullshiat?

Can't wait. I'm looking forward to being sold 7,000 years worth of ipads as we evolve into super internet awesomeness creatures. We'll be all cyborg and shiat.
 
2012-05-11 12:19:24 AM

Nuclear Monk: Fart_Machine: davin: So National Geographic has gone the way of the History Channel?

didn't RTFA....

No, the link embedded in the article states that the whole thing is bullshait.

Still, that they even hinted the whole thing was credible...kind of sad really.


The article sounds like the is being more cheeky than serious.
 
2012-05-11 12:20:46 AM
Ugh. Really?
I was lookin forward to everyone shutting up in seven months. Now you're telling me that I have to hear about this for another eight thousand years?
 
2012-05-11 12:20:53 AM
Sounds like deus ex machina to me.
 
2012-05-11 12:22:21 AM

CygnusDarius: redly1: Mayans, a.k.a. mexicans....yeah, I said it

/And why would it be so wrong to associate Mayans with Mexicans?


sounds like you have a negative predisposition to Mexicans....I was stating that the EPIC Mayan genetics are present in our Mexican peeps
 
2012-05-11 12:24:07 AM
Please note the use of "Maya" throughout the article. Thanks.
 
2012-05-11 12:26:06 AM
Nice!

Now I can finish my bucket list.
 
2012-05-11 12:28:45 AM

Deacon Blue: Is a stranger where you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then it feels like you're giving a handjob to someone else?


I don't know, I always learned a stranger is where you make your arm go numb so it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.

/I suppose your way works, too. It just doesn't seem like as much fun.
 
2012-05-11 12:29:50 AM

redly1: Mayan genetics are present in our Mexican peeps


Gross. Im never eating a peep again...
 
2012-05-11 12:31:03 AM

GAT_00: It's always been like this. The end of the baktun has NEVER meant the end of the world or anything like it.


This, this, and this.
 
2012-05-11 12:33:29 AM

marius2: Please note the use of "Maya" throughout the article. Thanks.


ll-media.tmz.com


RIP Maya Angelou
 
2012-05-11 12:33:43 AM
And the Xultúns...
Yeah, the Xultúns played Creole, Creole
 
2012-05-11 12:42:41 AM

Uncle Pooky: GAT_00: It's always been like this. The end of the baktun has NEVER meant the end of the world or anything like it.

This, this, and this.


From what i gathered, it just shows some deity pouring a jug of water. Similar to the Aquarius sign. So it probably just means we're entering the age of Aquarius. *cue singing hippie chicks*

/or, it could mean WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN A DELUGE OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD SAVE ME
 
2012-05-11 12:43:23 AM

Captain Steroid: We found this NOW?! Mere MONTHS shy of December 2012?!

I smell a plant...


Yeah, it's like the zimmerman thing. They're attempting to stave off the rioting.
 
2012-05-11 12:44:30 AM
Pfft... as far as I'm concerned the world ended on y2k.

Ya'll just fig newtons of my dead and decaying brain's imagination.

Now bring on the purple multi vagina'd whores!!!
 
2012-05-11 12:46:54 AM

davin: So National Geographic has gone the way of the History Channel?

didn't RTFA....


As far as I can tell from the various NatGeo documentaries I find online it happened quite a few years ago.

/sorely disappointed
//BBC docs FTW!
 
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