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(Bleacher Report)   John Cena to wife: "You can't see me"   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 312
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2012-05-10 08:16:40 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Damn you Eve. You are such a hoeski. First you mess with poor Zach Ryder's feelings, then you give the ultimate Attitude Adjustment to Cena's marriage. I hope you are happy with Big Johnny's Ace Crushers running down your chin.

/mark off


This was my Weeners to this news actually, LOL!

I hope his pre-nup holds up. They were together for 14 years (married for three), but they have no kids together which is a point in his favor. Good luck Cena!
 
2012-05-10 08:17:31 PM  

eagles95: robsul82: eagles95: robsul82: styckx: So I guess this is the make shift TNA mocking thread for tonight

"Hey, John Cena, dude. I feel your pain, brother."

so we are close to the John Cena sex tape release then too? Hell it would be WWE Films best movie

2021 at the earliest.

we could be on The Marine 15 by then


marine 2 would be a better film than a YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNN CEEEEAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sextape.

He probably NO SELLS in bed too.
 
2012-05-10 08:19:27 PM  

hobblekitty: This was my Weeners to this news actually, LOL!


Goddamn filters!!
 
2012-05-10 08:21:38 PM  

cena sextape PREVIEW!!!

i1122.photobucket.com
i1122.photobucket.com

i1122.photobucket.com

 
2012-05-10 08:25:17 PM  
She signed a god damn prenup of her own volition. Biatch. You get what it spells out. Not a penny more.

I HATE! When women do this shiat and my former girlfriend wonders why I want all of my money separate and an explicit prenup in place should I ever get married.

Because. Of. Shiat. Like. This.

Go get her John. Then film yourself farking KK and send the ex the video.
 
2012-05-10 08:28:00 PM  

Dougie AXP: She signed a god damn prenup of her own volition. Biatch. You get what it spells out. Not a penny more.

I HATE! When women do this shiat and my former girlfriend wonders why I want all of my money separate and an explicit prenup in place should I ever get married.

Because. Of. Shiat. Like. This.

Go get her John. Then film yourself farking KK and send the ex the video.


Exactly.

If he hadn't requested a pre-nup, my take on it would have been "dumbass, he deserves the cleaning he's going to get".

But, she signed a contract, and now doesn't want to live up to it because "I'M A WOMAN! LAWS DON'T APPLY TO ME! I DESERVE EVERYTHING!"
 
2012-05-10 08:32:37 PM  
John Cena you have a solid pre-nup...

www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com

But your wife just got Linda Hogan's divorce Lawyer

cdn.chud.com

And this is the star witness

mmastreamed.com
 
2012-05-10 08:33:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: She signed a god damn prenup of her own volition. Biatch. You get what it spells out. Not a penny more.

I HATE! When women do this shiat and my former girlfriend wonders why I want all of my money separate and an explicit prenup in place should I ever get married.

Because. Of. Shiat. Like. This.

Go get her John. Then film yourself farking KK and send the ex the video.

Exactly.

If he hadn't requested a pre-nup, my take on it would have been "dumbass, he deserves the cleaning he's going to get".

But, she signed a contract, and now doesn't want to live up to it because "I'M A WOMAN! LAWS DON'T APPLY TO ME! I DESERVE EVERYTHING!"


Exactly. I didn't see her on the road for over 300 days a year for 14 years bustin her ass and getting beat up for a living.

The essence of a pre-nup's validity is free will, full disclosure, and access to council. I'm pretty sure John's lawyer said "give her this, give her a summary of all of your assets, and tell her to find a competent lawyer to review this and advise her and cut her a blank check to pay for his services. And document everything. "
 
2012-05-10 08:34:42 PM  
FTTMZ

Liz' attorney tells us, Cena blindsided her with the divorce filing. They had been having issues -- and Cena even approached her recently with a pre-divorce financial settlement agreement -- but Liz refused to sign it, convinced the relationship would still work out.

sounds like he five knuckle shuffled it in crazy....
 
2012-05-10 08:35:20 PM  

Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: She signed a god damn prenup of her own volition. Biatch. You get what it spells out. Not a penny more.

I HATE! When women do this shiat and my former girlfriend wonders why I want all of my money separate and an explicit prenup in place should I ever get married.

Because. Of. Shiat. Like. This.

Go get her John. Then film yourself farking KK and send the ex the video.

Exactly.

If he hadn't requested a pre-nup, my take on it would have been "dumbass, he deserves the cleaning he's going to get".

But, she signed a contract, and now doesn't want to live up to it because "I'M A WOMAN! LAWS DON'T APPLY TO ME! I DESERVE EVERYTHING!"

Exactly. I didn't see her on the road for over 300 days a year for 14 years bustin her ass and getting beat up for a living.

The essence of a pre-nup's validity is free will, full disclosure, and access to council. I'm pretty sure John's lawyer said "give her this, give her a summary of all of your assets, and tell her to find a competent lawyer to review this and advise her and cut her a blank check to pay for his services. And document everything. "


wow.....post in wwe threads and a divorce lawyer....interesting combo
 
2012-05-10 08:35:23 PM  

Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: She signed a god damn prenup of her own volition. Biatch. You get what it spells out. Not a penny more.

I HATE! When women do this shiat and my former girlfriend wonders why I want all of my money separate and an explicit prenup in place should I ever get married.

Because. Of. Shiat. Like. This.

Go get her John. Then film yourself farking KK and send the ex the video.

Exactly.

If he hadn't requested a pre-nup, my take on it would have been "dumbass, he deserves the cleaning he's going to get".

But, she signed a contract, and now doesn't want to live up to it because "I'M A WOMAN! LAWS DON'T APPLY TO ME! I DESERVE EVERYTHING!"

Exactly. I didn't see her on the road for over 300 days a year for 14 years bustin her ass and getting beat up for a living.

The essence of a pre-nup's validity is free will, full disclosure, and access to council. I'm pretty sure John's lawyer said "give her this, give her a summary of all of your assets, and tell her to find a competent lawyer to review this and advise her and cut her a blank check to pay for his services. And document everything. "


I forgot to say, if he did that, then the judge (if he/she is impartial) will say "tough shiat lady, you get what the contract states"
 
2012-05-10 08:36:04 PM  
So the big question really is, have they thought about how this is going to affect Cena cat?
 
2012-05-10 08:39:01 PM  

eagles95: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: She signed a god damn prenup of her own volition. Biatch. You get what it spells out. Not a penny more.

I HATE! When women do this shiat and my former girlfriend wonders why I want all of my money separate and an explicit prenup in place should I ever get married.

Because. Of. Shiat. Like. This.

Go get her John. Then film yourself farking KK and send the ex the video.

Exactly.

If he hadn't requested a pre-nup, my take on it would have been "dumbass, he deserves the cleaning he's going to get".

But, she signed a contract, and now doesn't want to live up to it because "I'M A WOMAN! LAWS DON'T APPLY TO ME! I DESERVE EVERYTHING!"

Exactly. I didn't see her on the road for over 300 days a year for 14 years bustin her ass and getting beat up for a living.

The essence of a pre-nup's validity is free will, full disclosure, and access to council. I'm pretty sure John's lawyer said "give her this, give her a summary of all of your assets, and tell her to find a competent lawyer to review this and advise her and cut her a blank check to pay for his services. And document everything. "

wow.....post in wwe threads and a divorce lawyer....interesting combo


Nope. Not a lawyer. Just have done a lot of independent research on how to keep prenups enforceable and what can/cannot be covered and which things are never ok (example, child custody and child support agreements are almost universally thrown out. The courts will determine for themselves what is in the best interest of the children.)

Because if I ever think about getting married there will be a prenup and if the woman chooses not to sign it then there won't be a marriage. Simple as that.
 
2012-05-10 08:39:50 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-05-10 08:40:03 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: So the big question really is, have they thought about how this is going to affect Cena cat?


I completely forgot about Cena kitty.

SMITHS! How is Cena kitty handling the news?!
 
2012-05-10 08:41:15 PM  

P-Money All $tar:


The first picture she looks hot. The second one. Not so much.
 
2012-05-10 08:41:50 PM  
I was going to go with "Cena no-sells marriage" but this is better.

Odd that this ALMOST pushes me back to going to Raw. Pittsburgh goes back and forth on the snarky and pending the crowd, this could push it to a sad state of awkward hilarity. After Monday's Raw and SD spoilers though, I gotta imagine Smarks are staying home and it will be marks who will cheer him up post-show
 
2012-05-10 08:43:10 PM  

machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!


Wow, how did I miss this post. Good show sir.
 
2012-05-10 08:44:08 PM  

Dougie AXP: Representative of the unwashed masses: So the big question really is, have they thought about how this is going to affect Cena cat?

I completely forgot about Cena kitty.

SMITHS! How is Cena kitty handling the news?!


He's sadder than a Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial.
 
2012-05-10 08:44:36 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, LIZ CENA IS A TWO TIMING JEZEBEL! DAMN HER DAMN HER STRAIGHT TO HELL!!
 
2012-05-10 08:44:54 PM  
I was on Bleacher Report and they had some list about top 10 firings in WWE history...honest to god this is the headline


10. Ken Anderson's Welcome Back Party Gets Pooped on


and yes Orton did it.


Which farker works for them
 
2012-05-10 08:44:58 PM  
TNA?
 
2012-05-10 08:46:45 PM  

Dougie AXP: eagles95: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP:

wow.....post in wwe threads and a divorce lawyer....interesting combo

Nope. Not a lawyer. Just have done a lot of independent research on how to keep prenups enforceable and what can/cannot be covered and which things are never ok (example, child custody and child support agreements are almost universally thrown out. The courts will determine for themselves what is in the best interest of the children.)

Because if I ever think about getting married there will be a prenup and if the woman chooses not to sign it then there won't be a marriage. Simple as that
.


Dougie thinks he has "things" worth protecting

go bots are NOT valuable...
 
2012-05-10 08:47:29 PM  

Dougie AXP: Representative of the unwashed masses: So the big question really is, have they thought about how this is going to affect Cena cat?

I completely forgot about Cena kitty.

SMITHS! How is Cena kitty handling the news?!


i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-10 08:47:40 PM  

silgryphon: TNA?


As I said. Are you serious bro?
 
2012-05-10 08:48:42 PM  

Dougie AXP: silgryphon: TNA?

As I said. Are you serious bro?


It will probably be better than RAW was this week
 
2012-05-10 08:51:00 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: TNA?

As I said. Are you serious bro?

It will probably be better than RAW was this week


I'm gonna throw it on in the background just for shiats and giggles.
 
2012-05-10 08:51:13 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Dougie AXP: eagles95: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP:

wow.....post in wwe threads and a divorce lawyer....interesting combo

Nope. Not a lawyer. Just have done a lot of independent research on how to keep prenups enforceable and what can/cannot be covered and which things are never ok (example, child custody and child support agreements are almost universally thrown out. The courts will determine for themselves what is in the best interest of the children.)

Because if I ever think about getting married there will be a prenup and if the woman chooses not to sign it then there won't be a marriage. Simple as that.

Dougie thinks he has "things" worth protecting

go bots are NOT valuable...


P money, you don't know what I do for a living, what I own and what my projected lifetime earnings are. So please. Quiet.

/my go-bots are TOO valuable!
//sniffle.
 
2012-05-10 08:52:47 PM  

Dougie AXP: BAH GAWD KING, LIZ CENA IS A TWO TIMING JEZEBEL! DAMN HER DAMN HER STRAIGHT TO HELL!!


upload.wikimedia.org

So, Lex, how did you handle your unruly Liz?

i180.photobucket.com

I had some friends take care of it...

i557.photobucket.com

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-10 08:54:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: BAH GAWD KING, LIZ CENA IS A TWO TIMING JEZEBEL! DAMN HER DAMN HER STRAIGHT TO HELL!!



So, Lex, how did you handle your unruly Liz?



I had some friends take care of it...


Buahahahahahaha
 
2012-05-10 08:55:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: BAH GAWD KING, LIZ CENA IS A TWO TIMING JEZEBEL! DAMN HER DAMN HER STRAIGHT TO HELL!!

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So, Lex, how did you handle your unruly Liz?

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I had some friends take care of it...

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If i'm Cena's soon to be ex....i'm removing all the pillows from the house
 
2012-05-10 08:59:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: BAH GAWD KING, LIZ CENA IS A TWO TIMING JEZEBEL! DAMN HER DAMN HER STRAIGHT TO HELL!!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x331]

So, Lex, how did you handle your unruly Liz?

[i180.photobucket.com image 288x361]

I had some friends take care of it...

[i557.photobucket.com image 400x490]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x236]


Well I a going to hell for LOLing at that
 
2012-05-10 08:59:44 PM  
I sincerely tried to watch TNA last week. The opening is enough to make anyone give up on that show. Luckily I could fast forward through that.

24.media.tumblr.com

Matt Hardy's face paint was pretty cool, though. But where's Eric Young?
 
2012-05-10 09:01:26 PM  
p.twimg.com
 
2012-05-10 09:02:04 PM  
Roode looks like he's gained 15 pounds in his face just from cutting his hair.
 
2012-05-10 09:03:30 PM  
Is it just me, or anyone else sick of the suite and tie wrestlers. I wish Jericho never made that so popular to copy..
 
2012-05-10 09:04:25 PM  
smackdown.neoseeker.com
 
2012-05-10 09:06:09 PM  
Vam Dam couldn't have looked any more uncoordinated and slow running down that ramp
 
2012-05-10 09:06:34 PM  
Only one man can truly rock the suit and tie look.
www.sportressofblogitude.com
 
2012-05-10 09:06:52 PM  

styckx: Is it just me, or anyone else sick of the suite and tie wrestlers. I wish Jericho never made that so popular to copy..


Yeah, he may not have invented it, but there's certainly a throughline from him to the examples afterwards. And it's pretty boring at this point, yes.
 
2012-05-10 09:08:13 PM  
On the spectrum of liking things, there's this at one end, and there's Linda taking me to the cleaners on the other, brother! I like it, I like it!
 
2012-05-10 09:08:35 PM  

styckx: Vam Dam couldn't have looked any more uncoordinated and slow running down that ramp


Did you ever have a wresting match
i1.kym-cdn.com
ON WEED?
 
2012-05-10 09:09:21 PM  
LETS TALK MOAR ABOUT THE DIVORCE!
 
2012-05-10 09:09:23 PM  
D-Lo in the polo shirt!
 
2012-05-10 09:09:52 PM  
Hogan actually used the term book on tv? *facepalm*
 
2012-05-10 09:10:34 PM  
Spin the wheel make the deal RVD
 
2012-05-10 09:11:20 PM  
I lol'd hard when Roode ducked out of the ring when RVD came in for the save, only to sneak back in and nail him with the chair.

Why don't more guys do that?
 
2012-05-10 09:11:28 PM  

styckx: Hogan actually used the term book on tv? *facepalm*


BECAUSE IT'S A SHOOT BRUTHA
 
2012-05-10 09:12:16 PM  

robsul82: styckx: Hogan actually used the term book on tv? *facepalm*

BECAUSE IT'S A SHOOT BRUTHA


That's what he used to tell Brutus during their.... ::ahem:: practice sessions
 
2012-05-10 09:12:19 PM  

robsul82: styckx: Hogan actually used the term book on tv? *facepalm*

BECAUSE IT'S A SHOOT BRUTHA


www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
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