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(Bleacher Report)   John Cena to wife: "You can't see me"   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 312
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2012-05-10 04:46:50 PM
I guess she wasn't up for the five-knuckle shuffle?
 
2012-05-10 05:00:11 PM
Hopefully this one goes green. This is definitely the headline just the right modmin needs to see it.
 
2012-05-10 05:06:01 PM
Lets try this again, subs

/Wonders how many admins watch pro-wrestling
 
2012-05-10 05:13:13 PM
I'm Sorry PLAYA, but Your Wife wants it ALL...1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-10 05:19:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 05:28:16 PM
AL-I-MO-NY!

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*
 
2012-05-10 06:28:22 PM
She got the lawyer who cleaned out Hulk? Ouch. Hopefully the prenup holds up, Johnny.
 
2012-05-10 06:30:26 PM
I laughed.
Cena sucks.
 
2012-05-10 06:31:01 PM

Captain Steroid: AL-I-MO-NY!

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*


please tell me they are in Philly Monday night. I know this would get chanted
 
2012-05-10 06:32:26 PM
By the way,

Bobby&TheGorilla on twitter has loved this news today.
 
2012-05-10 06:32:31 PM
If Cena wins custody we riot
 
2012-05-10 06:36:35 PM
LET'S GO PRE-NUP
 
2012-05-10 06:38:33 PM

The Bestest: LET'S GO PRE-NUP


img715.imageshack.us

Pre-nup sucks.
 
2012-05-10 06:39:38 PM
Anyone else hoping she drops some awful shiat about him to the point his entire image in Vinces eye is forever tarnished?

I mean... It would accomplish two wonderful things.. Even less Cena, and Cenation tears... Glorious glorious tears.
 
2012-05-10 06:40:53 PM
Huberdeau?
 
2012-05-10 06:42:55 PM

eagles95: Captain Steroid: AL-I-MO-NY!

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*

please tell me they are in Philly Monday night. I know this would get chanted


Is Pittsburgh sufficient?
 
2012-05-10 06:44:21 PM
From TMZ:

Update 12:12 PM -- Liz' attorney tells us, Cena blindsided her with the divorce filing. They had been having issues -- and Cena even approached her recently with a pre-divorce financial settlement agreement -- but Liz refused to sign it, convinced the relationship would still work out.


How are you surprised by a filing after your spouse brings you any kind of pre-divorce document.

She sounds like a mark.

I guess we'll see what kind of dirt she leaks to get her way.
 
2012-05-10 06:46:46 PM
File. Divource. Alimony.
 
2012-05-10 06:47:01 PM

VvonderJesus: eagles95: Captain Steroid: AL-I-MO-NY!

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*

please tell me they are in Philly Monday night. I know this would get chanted

Is Pittsburgh sufficient?


it's in state.....close enough for me. the sign people will be busy snagging divorce signs no doubt
 
2012-05-10 06:48:15 PM

styckx: Anyone else hoping she drops some awful shiat about him to the point his entire image in Vinces eye is forever tarnished?

I mean... It would accomplish two wonderful things.. Even less Cena, and Cenation tears... Glorious glorious tears.


All Vince needs to hear is "he let her fark other guys" and Cena's forever a whipped pussy, judging from the John Morrison/Melina saga.
 
2012-05-10 06:48:36 PM

eagles95: By the way,

Bobby&TheGorilla on twitter has loved this news today.


"But don't take his word for it!"

"That's right Monsoon, check us out at @bobbyandGorilla!"
 
2012-05-10 06:49:55 PM
1) Kelly Kelly gets new boobs
2) ???
3) John Cena files for divorce
 
2012-05-10 06:52:25 PM
"Big surprise Brain?"

"Nope, I mean he made out with Eve on live TV! What did he expect Monsoon?"

"Good point, Brain"

"Playa didn't keep his game tight!"

"Where did that come from?"

"Reverend Slick."
 
2012-05-10 06:57:10 PM

NotEric: 1) Kelly Kelly gets new boobs
2) ???
3) John Cena files for divorce


Speaking of Kelly Kellys tits..Her new tits sadly shows how gay the IWC is.. I've not seen one iota of news reported about her new tits.. Matter of fact, Fark is the only place I've ever seen it mentioned. I've googled and everything. No one is reporting about new tits..

/tits
 
2012-05-10 06:58:16 PM
I still laugh that WWE decided that they wanted one of their top wresters to be a knockoff Marky Mark. Cena's rapping was worse than any rap I heard before.
 
2012-05-10 07:01:09 PM
I'm actually pretty sad about her new bolt ons.

fark you, Vince! fark you, society at large!
 
2012-05-10 07:01:34 PM
Why is this in the Sports tab?
 
2012-05-10 07:02:32 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "But don't take his word for it!"

"That's right Monsoon, check us out at @bobbyandGorilla!"


Done and done.
 
2012-05-10 07:05:57 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Why is this in the Sports tab?


Because!

WE ARE THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF FARK BROTHER!

You are either with us or against us.
 
2012-05-10 07:06:01 PM
"But who gets custody of Hornswoggle?"

"I don't know Monsoon, he's been in and out of foster care ever since Doink died."

"I wonder if he gives up the jorts he can keep the 'hustle'?"

"Since she's about to take away his respect, Monsoon. You know we're having way too much fun with this"

"Schadenfreude, Brain."

"No I don't like Indian food."
 
2012-05-10 07:11:16 PM
i6.photobucket.com

/she willingly signed a pre-nup. Now, she want's what she's "entitled" to. That's Senile Vince logic right there. Or, Vince is a woman.
 
2012-05-10 07:13:06 PM

eddievercetti: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Why is this in the Sports tab?

Because!

WE ARE THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF FARK BROTHER!

You are either with us or against us.


whatever, you mark
 
2012-05-10 07:14:31 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: eddievercetti: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Why is this in the Sports tab?

Because!

WE ARE THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF FARK BROTHER!

You are either with us or against us.

whatever, you mark


Besides our favorite pea-hating Mizark, have there really been any wrestlers named "Mark"?

Did they not use the name in the kayfabe era because of the meaning it carried, or something?
 
2012-05-10 07:16:04 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: eddievercetti: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Why is this in the Sports tab?

Because!

WE ARE THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF FARK BROTHER!

You are either with us or against us.

whatever, you mark

Besides our favorite pea-hating Mizark, have there really been any wrestlers named "Mark"?

Did they not use the name in the kayfabe era because of the meaning it carried, or something?


well, Marc Mero. Close.
 
2012-05-10 07:17:07 PM
FTFH: John Cena to wife: "You can't see me"

Does this mean that her bird can sing?

have seen 7 wonders
not obscure.
 
2012-05-10 07:17:22 PM
Damn you Eve. You are such a hoeski. First you mess with poor Zach Ryder's feelings, then you give the ultimate Attitude Adjustment to Cena's marriage. I hope you are happy with Big Johnny's Ace Crushers running down your chin.

/mark off
 
2012-05-10 07:17:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: eddievercetti: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Why is this in the Sports tab?

Because!

WE ARE THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF FARK BROTHER!

You are either with us or against us.

whatever, you mark

Besides our favorite pea-hating Mizark, have there really been any wrestlers named "Mark"?

Did they not use the name in the kayfabe era because of the meaning it carried, or something?


Mean Mark Callous
 
2012-05-10 07:18:14 PM
is jimfromstpaul aware of this? his world is shattering
 
2012-05-10 07:21:07 PM

eagles95: is jimfromstpaul aware of this? his world is shattering


Not when Massachusetts allows same sex marriage.
 
2012-05-10 07:24:59 PM

NotEric: eagles95: is jimfromstpaul aware of this? his world is shattering

Not when Massachusetts allows same sex marriage.


/snort


Odds on Senile Vince having Eve play up reason of divorce.
 
2012-05-10 07:32:34 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FirstNationalBastard: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: eddievercetti: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Why is this in the Sports tab?

Because!

WE ARE THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF FARK BROTHER!

You are either with us or against us.

whatever, you mark

Besides our favorite pea-hating Mizark, have there really been any wrestlers named "Mark"?

Did they not use the name in the kayfabe era because of the meaning it carried, or something?

Mean Mark Callous


Does Mark Jindrak count?
 
2012-05-10 07:34:50 PM
So I guess this is the make shift TNA mocking thread for tonight
 
2012-05-10 07:45:25 PM

styckx: So I guess this is the make shift TNA mocking thread for tonight


imageshack.us
 
2012-05-10 07:48:23 PM

styckx: So I guess this is the make shift TNA mocking thread for tonight


"Hey, John Cena, dude. I feel your pain, brother."
 
2012-05-10 07:51:36 PM
I am gonna say it now. This will begin his heel turn
 
2012-05-10 07:52:35 PM

robsul82: styckx: So I guess this is the make shift TNA mocking thread for tonight

"Hey, John Cena, dude. I feel your pain, brother."


so we are close to the John Cena sex tape release then too? Hell it would be WWE Films best movie
 
2012-05-10 07:53:39 PM

eagles95: robsul82: styckx: So I guess this is the make shift TNA mocking thread for tonight

"Hey, John Cena, dude. I feel your pain, brother."

so we are close to the John Cena sex tape release then too? Hell it would be WWE Films best movie


2021 at the earliest.
 
2012-05-10 07:54:39 PM
BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!
 
2012-05-10 07:59:26 PM
Say, anyone else notice how much steroids has farked up his jaw? It went from somewhat normal to Popeye levels.
 
2012-05-10 08:11:56 PM

robsul82: eagles95: robsul82: styckx: So I guess this is the make shift TNA mocking thread for tonight

"Hey, John Cena, dude. I feel your pain, brother."

so we are close to the John Cena sex tape release then too? Hell it would be WWE Films best movie

2021 at the earliest.


we could be on The Marine 15 by then
 
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