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(ESPN)   Chris "Birdman" Andersen may have been flapping to kiddie porn   (espn.go.com) divider line 43
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2012-05-10 05:12:09 PM
this thre **carrier lost**
 
2012-05-10 05:57:46 PM
img713.imageshack.us

This time, put him under Alcatraz.
 
2012-05-10 06:17:57 PM
He will be retaining Harvey Birdman, attorney at law, for his defense.
 
2012-05-10 06:22:10 PM
Andersen has a history of helping out children's charities during his time in Denver and New Orleans, where he played from 2004 to 2008. According to the Nuggets' media guide, Andersen raised money for Mount Saint Vincent, a home for troubled and abused children, and was honored at the home's 2009 Silver Bell Ball. He's also involved with Alliance for Choice in Education, which provides scholarships for low-income families to use in private schools.

His middle name is Claus, and he dressed up as Santa to raise money for ACE in 2009, according to his media guide bio. He also helped with hunger initiatives while with the Hornets.


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2012-05-10 06:24:19 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 06:25:36 PM

Godscrack: [img713.imageshack.us image 288x432]

This time, put him under Alcatraz.


Holy Crap, When did Fred durst make the NBA?
 
2012-05-10 06:26:31 PM

germ78: He will be retaining Harvey Birdman, attorney at law, for his defense.


Dammit. I was going to make this joke.
 
2012-05-10 06:27:54 PM
When I lived in Denver a couple years ago I saw this guy at a dive called Candlelight like an hour after the Nuggets game had ended. He must've gone straight there from the Pepsi Center. If you know the place in question, you'd know what a loser you'd have to be to do that. I heard he eventually got banned from the place too, for walking out on a tab
 
2012-05-10 06:28:19 PM

Godscrack: [img713.imageshack.us image 288x432]

This time, put him under Alcatraz.


image.toutlecine.com

First thing I thought of... Gotta give 110% you know!
 
2012-05-10 06:29:12 PM
ftfa

Andersen is in his 10th year in the NBA and his seventh season in Denver, although his playing time dropped dramatically this season as young players gobbled up more minutes.
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to which andersen said, i bet those young players cant gobble all 48 of those minutes... and then watched intently as they went to town on them minutes.
 
2012-05-10 06:31:10 PM
There won't be any photoshops involving a bear in this thread.
 
2012-05-10 06:33:23 PM

styckx: There won't be any photoshops involving a bear in this thread.


Andersen himself looks like a photoshop.
 
2012-05-10 06:48:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 06:50:53 PM

mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 288x436]


Funny shiat!
 
2012-05-10 06:51:50 PM
This looks bad for him, I must say.
 
2012-05-10 06:58:38 PM
Why don't you have a perch over there?
 
2012-05-10 07:20:29 PM
Nuggets just "dismissed" him, meaning "get away from our team, you kiddie-diddler. If you are found innocent, maybe we'll let you come back and sit on the bench some more."
 
2012-05-10 07:22:52 PM
Geez. Hope that's not true.
 
2012-05-10 07:24:24 PM
A tattooed NBA thug in trouble? This is a first!
 
2012-05-10 07:33:17 PM
I've been waiting for this to hit Fark, but I'm kinda sad it didn't make the main page.
 
2012-05-10 07:33:33 PM

buckeyebrain: A tattooed NBA thug in trouble? This is a first!


it is...this one is white
 
2012-05-10 07:37:39 PM

you are a puppet: When I lived in Denver a couple years ago I saw this guy at a dive called Candlelight like an hour after the Nuggets game had ended. He must've gone straight there from the Pepsi Center. If you know the place in question, you'd know what a loser you'd have to be to do that. I heard he eventually got banned from the place too, for walking out on a tab


Oh shiat! The candlelight is such a farking dump, and not exactly close to the pepsi center. Why the hell was he there? It's a shiatty blue collar place not even hipsters would touch.
 
2012-05-10 07:52:05 PM

pregerstheHobo: you are a puppet: When I lived in Denver a couple years ago I saw this guy at a dive called Candlelight like an hour after the Nuggets game had ended. He must've gone straight there from the Pepsi Center. If you know the place in question, you'd know what a loser you'd have to be to do that. I heard he eventually got banned from the place too, for walking out on a tab

Oh shiat! The candlelight is such a farking dump, and not exactly close to the pepsi center. Why the hell was he there? It's a shiatty blue collar place not even hipsters would touch.


Well he was a regular there before getting banned, but there was no answer to why a millionaire hung out at a place that was strictly for poor middle aged dudes and DU students where the guy to girl ratio is 12:1 on any given night and there aren't even waitresses. But now there is an answer...he doesn't like grown up girls.
 
2012-05-10 07:57:37 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Godscrack: [img713.imageshack.us image 288x432]

This time, put him under Alcatraz.

[image.toutlecine.com image 640x431]

First thing I thought of... Gotta give 110% you know!


You hope you play good, and you wanna play good ... I think we played pretty good tonight.

/Bob Bob
 
2012-05-10 08:08:12 PM

Yanks_RSJ: You hope you play good, and you wanna play good ... I think we played pretty good tonight.


+eleventy
 
2012-05-10 08:32:02 PM
That's not good news for him, I must say.

/Ed
 
2012-05-10 08:57:14 PM
I'll hold off judgement on him until we get more info. We all know and seen stories of people who failed to lock down their wireless routers and somebody used the open signal to download porn.
 
2012-05-10 09:23:10 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Nuggets just "dismissed" him, meaning "get away from our team, you kiddie-diddler. If you are found innocent, maybe we'll let you come back and sit on the bench some more."


So looks like he's trying to become the first person ever to be banned from the NBA twice?
 
2012-05-10 09:35:18 PM
ahhh shait, i was wonder why he was not playing
actually i spent time on their and the NBA's sites finding out why we have out
GO NUGGETS!
 
2012-05-10 10:15:59 PM

Godscrack: [img713.imageshack.us image 288x432]

This time, put him under Alcatraz.


...ok, it's pretty obvious I don't follow pro basketball (preferring the OTHER Winter-And-Spring Sport of hockey) but...gods, is he trying to outdo all four members of Mötley Crüe combined in the tattoo department? I've seen "body modification" furries trying to turn themselves into literal lizard people with less ink than that...

...And this is completely ASIDE from the apparently mandatory requirement for a prison record to get into pro basketball nowadays O_o
 
2012-05-10 10:33:37 PM

you are a puppet: When I lived in Denver a couple years ago I saw this guy at a dive called Candlelight like an hour after the Nuggets game had ended. He must've gone straight there from the Pepsi Center. If you know the place in question, you'd know what a loser you'd have to be to do that.


Lol. What were you doing there?
 
2012-05-11 12:12:45 AM

tallguywithglasseson: you are a puppet: When I lived in Denver a couple years ago I saw this guy at a dive called Candlelight like an hour after the Nuggets game had ended. He must've gone straight there from the Pepsi Center. If you know the place in question, you'd know what a loser you'd have to be to do that.

Lol. What were you doing there?


Hey, I was a poor DU student, a boozehound, and lived a mile away; it made sense for me to be there at least once every couple of months. But if i had lived downtown I would never have made the trip. The place had no appeal outside of shuffleboard.
 
2012-05-11 12:57:44 AM
Chris was my best friend and roommate at Blinn and we've been in contact through facebook and email ever since. Anyone that was on his facebook knows he's pissed off a few female fans. He adds about every hot girl he can and even gives out his cell phone number. Over the last few weeks he'd called out some crazy chicks with screenshots from his phone on his wall and they were wigging the fark out. The report says the police got information from California that prompted this raid so I wouldn't be surprised if it's some crazy broad getting retribution.

He's always with some crazy hot chicks, emphasis on all three. Since he hasn't been charged with anything I'd wait and see...
 
2012-05-11 01:43:30 AM
candlelighttavern.com

Actually that looks pretty good. And under $5!
 
2012-05-11 01:51:19 AM

frogjelly: He's always with some crazy hot chicks, emphasis on all three.


Why do you need to emphasize "chicks"?

Good luck to him if he is getting waylaid. If someone is out to get him, during the playoffs would be an ideal time.
 
2012-05-11 03:49:48 AM
soonerpsycho.com
 
2012-05-11 07:10:54 AM

Soonerpsycho: [soonerpsycho.com image 640x463]


Subtle.
 
2012-05-11 07:18:29 AM

uber humper: frogjelly: He's always with some crazy hot chicks, emphasis on all three.

Why do you need to emphasize "chicks"?



Since the investigation puts the emphasis on kiddies. :)
 
2012-05-11 11:55:34 AM

frogjelly: Chris was my best friend and roommate at Blinn and we've been in contact through facebook and email ever since. Anyone that was on his facebook knows he's pissed off a few female fans. He adds about every hot girl he can and even gives out his cell phone number. Over the last few weeks he'd called out some crazy chicks with screenshots from his phone on his wall and they were wigging the fark out. The report says the police got information from California that prompted this raid so I wouldn't be surprised if it's some crazy broad getting retribution.

He's always with some crazy hot chicks, emphasis on all three. Since he hasn't been charged with anything I'd wait and see...


Maybe one of those crazy hot chicks was 17-year-old Californian jailbait.
 
2012-05-11 03:21:40 PM
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2012-05-11 05:20:47 PM
There may be something to frogjelly's theory:

Link
 
2012-05-11 05:32:44 PM

Soonerpsycho: [soonerpsycho.com image 640x463]


love the pedo bear tat.... subtle yet classy.
 
2012-05-11 07:32:16 PM

headcrack: There may be something to frogjelly's theory:

Link


This. Appears a disgruntled girl who said she was of age (and wasn't) screamed bloody murder.
 
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