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(US House of Representatives)   Michele Bachmann requests that the Swiss Government remove her dual citizenship. Switzerland is reportedly neutral on the subject   (bachmann.house.gov) divider line 24
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3601 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 May 2012 at 8:13 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-10 07:25:58 PM  
13 votes:
To be fair, she probably just realized exactly how evil the Swiss are.

Beyond their structurally deficient cheese, beyond their love of secrecy in banking, beyond funding of every evil known to man, the Swiss are not just an armed to the teeth mountain nation of, full of smiling and cheerful minions laughing at the world beyond their fortresses of dire malevolence, they are the poison in the heart of Europe. Their cocoa hides pestilence, their chocolate a toxic melange to chemically castrate the world, the Swiss love the pain and suffering of the world and sup upon it like bone marrow on toast, the bones of small Third World children shipped in cattle cars and labeled "Watch Parts." Bachmann may not be a good woman, but she is American, and her flirtation with the Swiss may extend to her love life, barren and loveless though it may be, to produce children for the camera and to advance her career, but even Michelle realizes that some brands of evil are too far, too much. I congratulate her for rejecting the siren call, gold plated though it may have been, plated with the gold of the Conquistadors, the Nazis, and what the Bishops of the Vatican have smuggled out over the years to line their own personal accounts, while the Swiss, the dirty, dirty, dirty Swiss, have laughed, laughed their cruel laughs and sharpened their cheese knives on the bones of sweet youths slain for just such a purpose...
2012-05-10 05:38:19 PM  
6 votes:

Diogenes: Somehow I doubt she was hiding secret loyalties to the Swiss.


I bet that biatch has a secret stash of chocolate and well-made watches just waiting for the right moment to unleash a timely dessert on unsuspecting Americans.
2012-05-10 08:18:12 PM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: Rapmaster2000: WhoIsWillo: On her twitter account, explaining her actions, she says she is a proud American.

I assume that her husband, Marcus, who specifically requested duel citizenship, is therefore not a proud American.

I bet he's been to a lot of Pride events.

I have lederhosen. But I'm thinking Marcus is more of a Swiss Miss dress kind of guy.


He'll "warm you up inside" if you give him half a chance.

/His drag name was 'Heidi', go figure.
2012-05-10 10:37:06 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not sure I believe any of this until I see the long I Am Not A Citizen of Switzerland form.

/a Donotpassport, if you will.
2012-05-10 09:14:48 PM  
2 votes:

quatchi: Karac: But would her kids need both parents to be Swiss citizens to get citizenship themselves; wouldn't just the Beard's be enough?

Think the Swiss encouraged them to do it as a family because in certain Swiss nationalist circles Bachmann's brand of derp plays well.

I refuse to believe that Bachmann did this without thinking of the consequences. She had to have known that her own supporters would view having a foriegn citizenship as little better than renouncing Christ in favor of Satan. Surely she had some kind of purpose or plan. After all, she is one of the most intelligent representatives in D.C.

[Not sure if crazy or just delusional]

Pretty sure she thought she could do this on the DL.

She's not that bright.


If she's not that intelligent or bright, then maybe you can explain how she got on the inteliigence committee! Hah - stumped you, didn't I?
2012-05-10 08:46:54 PM  
2 votes:

Gergesa: I was thinking about what kind of philosophical standards a person must hold to do this. I can only conclude that she and I have no commonality between us beyond needing to eat and drink to survive or other very basic things like that. Seriously, her mindset is about as alien as the xenomorphs.


lh5.ggpht.com

Coincidence?
2012-05-10 05:21:00 PM  
2 votes:
We almost had it!

www.platformnation.com
2012-05-10 04:45:36 PM  
2 votes:
That would be cool if you could duel somebody for their citizenship. People would be lined up for miles with sets of pistols at her house.

Otherwise, it's DUAL.
2012-05-10 04:22:49 PM  
2 votes:
On her twitter account, explaining her actions, she says she is a proud American.

I assume that her husband, Marcus, who specifically requested duel citizenship, is therefore not a proud American.
2012-05-11 01:40:02 AM  
1 votes:
She got it because her husband initiated paperwork. so her and the children got it. I get it

What is this queens problem that he needs to try and get his family Swiss citizenship? was he just exercising it for the fark of it? "I'll be back, beard. I'm off to initiate our Swiss citizenship, just cause I can. Keep a warm bed and boy for me."

[corndog_eating_homo.jpg]
2012-05-10 10:32:25 PM  
1 votes:
Your move, Obama.
2012-05-10 10:22:07 PM  
1 votes:

Delay: MFAWG: Honestly, I thought she didn't have any children. So how the hell does 'I did it for my children' make any sense?

As I heard it, Marcus doesn't have any children. Michele gave birth to Lucas, Harrison, Elisa, Caroline, and Sophia.


And Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen.
2012-05-10 10:01:54 PM  
1 votes:

Arkanaut: She's a quantum citizen -- her citizen wave function doesn't collapse until observed by the media.


So that's what CERN has ben searching for.
2012-05-10 09:27:08 PM  
1 votes:

Karac: quatchi: Karac: But would her kids need both parents to be Swiss citizens to get citizenship themselves; wouldn't just the Beard's be enough?

Think the Swiss encouraged them to do it as a family because in certain Swiss nationalist circles Bachmann's brand of derp plays well.

I refuse to believe that Bachmann did this without thinking of the consequences. She had to have known that her own supporters would view having a foriegn citizenship as little better than renouncing Christ in favor of Satan. Surely she had some kind of purpose or plan. After all, she is one of the most intelligent representatives in D.C.

[Not sure if crazy or just delusional]

Pretty sure she thought she could do this on the DL.

She's not that bright.

If she's not that intelligent or bright, then maybe you can explain how she got on the intelligence committee! Hah - stumped you, didn't I?


Indeed your intellect is most dizzying.

You may have won the day with your fiendish cunning, Karac but this war is not yet yet over, I assure you.

*shakes tiny fist*
2012-05-10 09:22:45 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Switzerland,

no seriously you can have her.

Signed,

The not bat-shiat crazy demographic of America
/the NBSCDA
2012-05-10 08:52:09 PM  
1 votes:
She just found out they don't have corndogs in Switzerland.
2012-05-10 08:51:11 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: LordJiro: I can't imagine that this might have been some sort of stunt to get her name back in the news. It's not like she's EVER displayed any attention whorish tendencies before!

I think her kids really wanted to become Swiss citizens and so she went ahead and did this without informing anyone in the party first.


But would her kids need both parents to be Swiss citizens to get citizenship themselves; wouldn't just the Beard's be enough?

I refuse to believe that Bachmann did this without thinking of the consequences. She had to have known that her own supporters would view having a foriegn citizenship as little better than renouncing Christ in favor of Satan. Surely she had some kind of purpose or plan. After all, she is one of the most intelligent representatives in D.C.
2012-05-10 08:39:00 PM  
1 votes:
I was going to make a comment about it being retarded to judge someone based on dual citizenship status but then I realized these are supporters of Michele Bachmann.
2012-05-10 08:36:33 PM  
1 votes:

LordJiro: I can't imagine that this might have been some sort of stunt to get her name back in the news. It's not like she's EVER displayed any attention whorish tendencies before!


Come on. Be fair. Michele Bachmann often does her best to avoid the spotlight.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-10 08:34:44 PM  
1 votes:

Rashnu: But then where will she stash all the valuable antiques confiscated in the upcoming anti-gay pogroms?


Waterford Crystalnacht?

www.beverlyhillsusa.com
2012-05-10 08:20:01 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: But I'm thinking Marcus is more of a Swiss Miss dress kind of guy.


Anyone know offhand how much alcohol it's gonna take to get that image out of my head?
2012-05-10 07:58:20 PM  
1 votes:
I don't like it here in Switzerland. The pants is too short.
Yeah, and the cheese has got holes in it.
Yeah, and them frog skiers all the time comin over the hills causin trouble.
Yeah, and I'm a Baptist . . . I don't wanna guard no Pope.
In America, you can get cheese in aerosol cans.
Yep, it's true.
2012-05-10 06:22:37 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: But I'm thinking Marcus is more of a Swiss Miss dress kind of guy.


Does Switzerland have a queen? If they didn't before, they do now.
2012-05-10 05:35:34 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: But for a Teabagger Princess this was an awfully dumb oversight.


Well, she is awfully dumb. So there's that.
 
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