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(Daily Mail)   That's not a golden eagle... This is a golden eagle   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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Sgygus [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 04:32:30 PM
Just be happy it's not a frickin' laser.

/thank goodness that cows can not fly
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 04:42:59 PM
Sgygus: Just be happy it's not a frickin' laser.

/thank goodness that cows can not fly

Buffalo wings. Can you imagine if we didn't remove the wings from buffalos at birth. I mean, a pigeon shiatting on your windshield is bad enough...
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 04:46:29 PM
Wouldn't stand a chance against a desert eagle.

/That's a perfect photoshop opportunity
 
Slives [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 04:51:10 PM
Holding it to the outside with the edge of the blade up?
He needs to loose his Safety and Wood Carving merit badges for that...
 
Arkanaut
2012-05-10 05:05:32 PM
First the flying squirrel, then the electric eel, now this?

/Can't deal with today's modern super-animals.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 05:05:58 PM
Slives: Holding it to the outside with the edge of the blade up?
He needs to loose his Safety and Wood Carving merit badges for that...

FTA: The eagle is holding it exactly as we should do with it.

So apparently we're supposed to hold knives like we're about to shank someone in prison.
 
cgraves67
2012-05-10 05:07:27 PM
That's farking awesome.
 
bim1154
2012-05-10 05:08:49 PM
That's a "Mora" knife. Decent inexpensive bush knife. I have 2 of them.

/Looks like the eagle appreciates a good blade.
 
DansLaLuna
2012-05-10 05:09:07 PM
i641.photobucket.com
 
stevetherobot
2012-05-10 05:09:42 PM
swampland.com

Got yer Golden Eagle right here.
 
AssAsInAssassin
2012-05-10 05:09:47 PM
I, for one, welcome our new eagle overlords.

/nothing is obscure.
//did I take that too literally?
 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 05:10:53 PM
freeversephotography.com
He brings a knife, you bring a gun, that's the Chicago way!
 
MythDragon [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 05:14:02 PM
timeoutboston.com

"Come at me, bro! I've got a post to stick you on."
 
blatz514 [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 05:16:01 PM
Pffft, a farker posted the video of a golden eagle knocking a goat off a cliff. Way more impressive.

Also: 6 Marquette players involved in club fight. Knife fight?
 
kcfarker
2012-05-10 05:17:55 PM
That's not a knife...

home.windstream.net
 
SuperNinjaToad
2012-05-10 05:18:54 PM
All joking aside I hope the knife doesn;t end up injuring or killing the bird or it's hatchlings. It may think it's some sort of natural material to build the nest on etc...
 
groppet
2012-05-10 05:19:18 PM
He still cant fark with the bear calvery
 
Sun Tzu
2012-05-10 05:19:41 PM
www.goldeneaglecasino.com

Where other one armed bandits may hang out.
 
Asplenium
2012-05-10 05:19:51 PM
Ennuipoet: [freeversephotography.com image 640x472]
He brings a knife, you bring a gun, that's the Chicago way!

Awesome
 
Valiente
2012-05-10 05:22:12 PM
And people still think Darwinism is just a theory.
 
Sticky Hands [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 05:27:23 PM
Slives: Holding it to the outside with the edge of the blade up?
He needs to loose his Safety and Wood Carving merit badges for that...

it's not like he's going to trip on his shoelaces.
 
AssAsInAssassin
2012-05-10 05:28:20 PM
Big deal. i saw a shark with a frickin' laser-beam on its head.

Link
 
litespeed74
2012-05-10 05:28:56 PM
"I'll cut you good!"
 
superfudge73
2012-05-10 05:32:09 PM
www.moviecricket.com

That's just great. It's a good thing my hybrid mustang gets 200 mpg.
 
AntiNorn
2012-05-10 05:33:16 PM
this was awesome when it was on Reddit 2 days ago.
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 05:36:50 PM
kcfarker: That's not a knife...

[home.windstream.net image 156x180]

Congratulations on recognizing the pop culture reference.
 
DonPeyote
2012-05-10 05:39:03 PM
Perfect for backing up your bear calvary,
 
Psycoholic_Slag
2012-05-10 05:39:39 PM
Came for Farside elephant.

Leaving sad.
 
Sabrehawk
2012-05-10 05:41:08 PM
They sure it wasn't a Raven?
 
AssAsInAssassin
2012-05-10 05:41:58 PM
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

- Jack Handey
 
Snarfangel
2012-05-10 05:42:58 PM
It should be carrying an olive branch in the other claw
 
royone
2012-05-10 05:44:08 PM
SuperNinjaToad: All joking aside I hope the knife doesn;t end up injuring or killing the bird or it's hatchlings. It may think it's some sort of natural material to build the nest on etc...

Maybe you could read the article to find out what happened.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 05:46:02 PM
Slives: Holding it to the outside with the edge of the blade up?
He needs to loose his Safety and Wood Carving merit badges for that...

Eagles can remove your fingers at the knuckles with a yawn and tear a rabbit in two with their bare talons while feathers are every bit as good as hardened leather or plastic armor in their weight class.

I mean, sure you can take down an eagle with a rifle, but just running a kitchen knife over top of one's feathers? Doubt you'd scratch it.
 
Heathen
2012-05-10 05:48:05 PM
Can someone please do a PS of.

Come at me bro with this pic?
 
dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 05:50:03 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
Twist2005
2012-05-10 05:54:39 PM
MythDragon: "Come at me, bro! I've got a post to stick you on."

Hey, was that movie any good? I'm a sucker for a good Roman movie, but it's got Channing Tatum in it...
 
Tiiba
2012-05-10 06:04:09 PM
Valiente: And people still think Darwinism is just a theory.

What does this prove? It just means that all animals inherently have the ability to use tools like knives. Humans were simply the only ones that God chose to TEACH this ability. And now, the eagle serendipitously stumbled on knowledge that was given to us for free.
 
squidgod2000
2012-05-10 06:05:21 PM
i.imgur.com

/obligatory
 
johnnyboog
2012-05-10 06:06:35 PM
The knife was obviously superglued to the eagles talon...

Seriously am I the first?
 
MurphyMurphy [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 06:07:24 PM
Unfortunately, he was last seen flying towards a gun fight.
 
Trashy
2012-05-10 06:17:32 PM
This just will cause escalation of weapon use..

Rodents are now arming themselves..

www.asklopan.com
 
Central
2012-05-10 06:23:17 PM
www.spatnark.com
 
Tainted1
2012-05-10 06:25:34 PM
Birds? What kind of a pussy is afraid of a biraAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
Kif_D
2012-05-10 06:26:44 PM
There are suspect pixels in that image. I've seen many of them.
 
Heathen
2012-05-10 06:30:21 PM
squidgod2000: [i.imgur.com image 640x430]

/obligatory

thank you
 
Prattle Assassin
2012-05-10 06:35:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
Moosecakes
2012-05-10 06:35:52 PM
Showing the same picture 4 times

FOUR

TIMES

WHY
 
das
2012-05-10 06:38:01 PM
Cows with guns.....
Chickens in choppers.......
 
Colour_out_of_Space
2012-05-10 06:45:44 PM
AntiNorn: this was awesome when it was on Reddit 2 days ago.
img24.imageshack.us
 
Buffet
2012-05-10 06:48:21 PM
Tom Platz is The Golden Eagle!
 
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