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		The Daily Mail reports that Prince Harry has died: "Despite repeated attempts to resuscitate him, Harry passed away on the operating table" (dailymail.co.uk)		97
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Spanky McStupid		2012-05-10 06:57:15 PM

R.I.P. Harry

He's so dirty

Mithiwithi		2012-05-10 06:58:16 PM

Ed Grubermann: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x382]

Oh man. I'd forgotten just how good Animaniacs was good at getting crap past the radar.

uncleacid		2012-05-10 06:59:57 PM

RIP Harry

eas81		2012-05-10 07:00:31 PM

J. Frank Parnell: FTA: Unfortunately at the conclusion of the operation he went into respiratory arrest and ultimately heart failure.

So, he was killed by the Anesthesiologist, i see.

www.brokencool.com

/Has an alibi he was in custody at the time.

KangTheMad		2012-05-10 07:02:04 PM

Mithiwithi: Ed Grubermann: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x382]

Oh man. I'd forgotten just how good Animaniacs was good at getting crap past the radar.

Oh gawd

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-05-10 07:04:16 PM

Subby, you can take your cobblers and shut them in your desk drawer.

uncleacid		2012-05-10 07:04:34 PM

Spanky McStupid: [images.starpulse.com image 470x343]

R.I.P. Harry

He's so dirty

Should have turned the page.

ArtosRC		2012-05-10 07:05:12 PM

This headline is sure to win an award of some sort at the end of the year.

four95		2012-05-10 07:06:00 PM

RIP Peter Potamus

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-05-10 07:06:34 PM

Opulence. I no haz it anymoar.

Oldiron_79		2012-05-10 07:11:28 PM

four95: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 340x400]

RIP Peter Potamus

Did you get that thing I sent ya

Agent Smiths Laugh		2012-05-10 07:12:07 PM

Well, I'll just mark that off my christmas list.

Tillmaster		2012-05-10 07:13:35 PM

from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

/Addressed to Subby

DarkPascual		2012-05-10 07:14:25 PM

At least Abe Vigoda is still alive...

Oldiron_79		2012-05-10 07:16:18 PM

DarkPascual: [www.abevigoda.com image 197x248]

At least Abe Vigoda is still alive...

So after Abe passes who is gonna be the new "I'm not dead yet" meme?

Little.Alex		2012-05-10 07:19:05 PM

Here's the mother who rejected him. Heartless Biatch!

lockers		2012-05-10 07:20:43 PM

Oldiron_79: DarkPascual: [www.abevigoda.com image 197x248]

At least Abe Vigoda is still alive...

So after Abe passes who is gonna be the new "I'm not dead yet" meme?

I vote for James O'Keefe. Mostly because the thread would be epic.

ConConHead		2012-05-10 07:24:04 PM

Hook, line, and sinker. Bravo subby!

JungleBoogie		2012-05-10 07:25:18 PM

This is unfortunate. I'd bookmarked the original page and hoped to follow the little guy's progress as he turned into a full-fledged pygmy. RIP cute, bizarre creature. I don't doubt that the [fist of an angry god] keeper is inconsolable.

Buffco		2012-05-10 07:27:48 PM

I hate you subby. Totally suckered me with that headline.

maram500		2012-05-10 07:31:00 PM

Little.Alex: [0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 640x513]

Here's the mother who rejected him. Heartless Biatch!

Are we sure that's even human...?

StoneColdAtheist		2012-05-10 07:44:31 PM

Bravo Subby...you had me there. For a moment I had that sick feeling UK Farkers were going to get stuck with that twit of a father of his. Then I clicked on the link.

Take a bow!

LMark		2012-05-10 07:48:24 PM

StoneColdAtheist Bravo Subby...you had me there. For a moment I had that sick feeling UK Farkers were going to get stuck with that twit of a father of his. Then I clicked on the link.

Take a bow!

This a little bit of a threadjack, but they will anyway. Unless Queen Elizabeth outlives Prince Charles, Prince Charles will become king upon the Queen's death. (it still may be awhile, the Queen's mother lived to 102, i think) After that is Prince Harry's older brother, Prince William. These two are next in line even if Prince Harry lives to be 100.

Firethorn		2012-05-10 07:56:56 PM

Relatively Obscure: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x397]

She probably needs consoling. I think I should console her.

That picture keeps making me think the hippo is animatronics/digital. It's just got an unreal feel to it.

fusillade762		2012-05-10 08:02:40 PM

Did anyone hear MacGyver died?

BeerGraduate		2012-05-10 08:10:37 PM

fusillade762: Did anyone hear MacGyver died?

No, but I hear his pitching staff is doing just horribly this season.

WilsBadKarma		2012-05-10 08:32:49 PM

fusillade762: traylor: Relatively Obscure: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x397]

She probably needs consoling. I think I should console her.

I'd eat her petals.

There is a disappointing lack of pictures online of Ms Inggs. But here's what I could find:

You're a good man.

chookbillion		2012-05-10 08:42:29 PM

Well, I might have fallen for that headline if the Daily Mail wasn't the source of the link. The hippo keeper is very pretty.

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-10 08:48:38 PM

Smeggy Smurf		2012-05-10 09:19:14 PM

I submitted this with a headline to troll the gullible. A plague upon this headline

craxyd		2012-05-10 09:19:36 PM

Relatively Obscure: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x397]

She probably needs consoling. I think I should console her.

I was thinking something along the same lines.

incalclacable		2012-05-10 09:36:14 PM

I was surprised.
Then I saw the headline and LOLd.
Then I saw the picture and got sad.

Pygmy hippo = adorable. Ugly, but adorable.

gevmage		2012-05-10 09:41:30 PM

motherfarkER that wasn't very damned funny.

At least the daily mail had the decency to put "pigmy hippo" in their headline.

leonel		2012-05-10 09:44:31 PM

Wow he really let himself go in his last days.

Thrakkorzog		2012-05-10 09:48:04 PM

He would have been KING!

imgboot.com

Raw_fishFood		2012-05-10 10:04:50 PM

StanTheMan: Cute, but when they are adults, hippos are the worst creatures ever. Most likely to kill a human of any animal in Africa, they live in their own toilets, and they even shiat in the faces of their rivals to humiliate them in front of other hippos. Just like with polar bears - cute when small, horrendous beasts when grown up.

Pygmy Hippos don't share the over aggressive behavior of regular Hippos. Plus, you know, they're much smaller, unlikely to give you a liver piercing.

SevenizGud		2012-05-10 10:10:56 PM

FTFA:
'Prince Harry the pygmy hippo was operated on today to repair an umbilical hernia, which had the potential to cause gut strangulation.

Leave it to a doctor to turn a risk into certain death.

Oznog		2012-05-10 10:15:06 PM

Honestly, I was never THAT hungry...

Oznog		2012-05-10 10:18:38 PM

He would have looked so fabulous on my golden sofa... *sniff*....

Oznog		2012-05-10 10:26:39 PM

Wikipedia: "In 1927, Harvey Firestone of Firestone Tires presented Billy the pygmy hippo to U.S. President Calvin Coolidge. Coolidge donated Billy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park. According to the zoo, Billy is a common ancestor to most pygmy hippos in U.S. zoos today"

I'm so glad you're our president. Bang-up job. On behalf of Firestone Tires, may I present to you this pygmy hippo as a token of our appreciation...

uber humper		2012-05-10 10:54:34 PM

Lorelle: :(

Yet Darth Cheney lives on. What a sick, twisted world we live in.

I see you got though the door ok.

www.akademifantasia.org

ironrat		2012-05-10 11:18:08 PM

aw, poor little guy.

Ivo Shandor		2012-05-10 11:54:30 PM

Pygmy hippo or house hippo?

Fuggin Bizzy		2012-05-11 12:33:56 AM

Ms Inggs had dedicated herself caring for baby Harry who needed to be fed every three hours

Well...fark. Maybe they're "critically endangered" for a reason.