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(Huffington Post)   Thrice-divorced Rush Limbaugh on the sanctity of marriage: "words used to mean something"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 153
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2012-05-10 03:24:10 PM  
Three invisible Dominican dicks

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-05-10 03:25:04 PM  
Words like "Liar," "bigot," and "hate-monger."
 
2012-05-10 03:27:51 PM  
Now we just need Newt to weigh in (no pun intended) to complete the Hypocritical Rightwing (but I repeat myself) Blowhard trifecta.
 
2012-05-10 03:28:30 PM  
Used to be you could trust a underaged Dominican Cabana boy to take the money off the dresser and keep his goddamn mouth shut. Now you have to make arrangements with former Blackwater employees to leave him in an alley with a Colombian necktie as warning to the others of what happens to those who don't understand the meaning of silencio.

What is the world coming to?
 
2012-05-10 03:30:24 PM  
Best quote from TFA:

"People like me, who are minding their own business, all of a sudden have to stand up and defend these traditions and institutions from people like...the president, who's waging a war on traditional America."

Yep, good ol' silent, no-judgmental, non-muckracking, non-antagonistic Rush. Never sticks his snout in other people's business.
 
2012-05-10 03:34:22 PM  

SphericalTime: Words like "Liar," "bigot," and "hate-monger."


And "hypocrite."
 
2012-05-10 03:34:49 PM  
Hypocrite, drug addict, pompous lying asshole...

/they still mean something
 
2012-05-10 03:43:56 PM  
Elton John's response to the reaction over him playing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding:

I had dialogue with him before and he said, 'I'm not anti-gay, I want you to come, bring David.' My goal is for Rush to say, 'I support civil partnerships,' and if I rang him right now, I think he might agree. He was one of the first people to congratulate us on the baby."

I think he might not.
 
2012-05-10 03:45:00 PM  

Lorelle: SphericalTime: Words like "Liar," "bigot," and "hate-monger."

And "hypocrite."


Misogynist.
 
2012-05-10 03:46:06 PM  
Fat bloated drug-using misogynist Dominican-banging bigoted sack of lying monkey shiat - those words together can only mean one 400-lb thing.
 
2012-05-10 03:46:31 PM  
Words like "Beard" and unprescribed "Viagra" and "Dominican rent-boy"?

Rush is just losing it now.

I remember when his trolling used to mean something.
 
2012-05-10 03:46:44 PM  

Lorelle: SphericalTime: Words like "Liar," "bigot," and "hate-monger."

And "hypocrite."


And "slut".
 
2012-05-10 03:47:42 PM  
He have colon cancer yet?
 
2012-05-10 03:47:46 PM  
choosepp.net
 
2012-05-10 03:48:39 PM  
I caught 3 minutes of this bullshiat while driving to Ft Worth.
I almost choked on the irony.
 
2012-05-10 03:48:47 PM  
Like "gay" used to mean "happy" and "marriage" used to mean "an economic contract where land and trade rights were exchanged for forcing children who had never met before to cohabitate and procreate."
 
2012-05-10 03:49:26 PM  
The Catholic Church was performing same-sex marriages a thousand years ago; the chair of the Yale History department wrote a book on it back in 1995.

Suck on this, traditionalists

I'm waiting on Limbaugh's current wife to announce she's in favor of no-sex marriages.
 
2012-05-10 03:50:48 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Best quote from TFA:

"People like me, who are minding their own business, all of a sudden have to stand up and defend these traditions and institutions from people like...the president, who's waging a war on traditional America."

Yep, good ol' silent, no-judgmental, non-muckracking, non-antagonistic Rush. Never sticks his snout in other people's business.


It's not like he thinks women who speak to congress should video tape themselves having sex, and giving it to him.
 
2012-05-10 03:50:57 PM  
now this is the derp I was looking for...

as I said in the other thread:

If you're against gay marriage I have to ask a few things...

Have you ever been divorced?

Have you ever re-wed?

Your statements regarding the "sanctity of marriage" are now worth less than jackshiat.

Are you comfortable with the word gay being replaced with any other group?

Christians, Jews, Islamics, Blacks, Mexicans, Whites, Asians, etc?

If no, why then are you still against gay people getting married?

If yes, you're a contemptable creature and should go back to that cave you oozed out of.
 
2012-05-10 03:51:35 PM  
Four wives? How many girlfriends? What a man-slut.

There. Someone has to start calling him a man-slut.
 
2012-05-10 03:52:01 PM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-05-10 03:52:45 PM  
remember a marriage is between a man and a woman and then another woman after he gets bored with the first woman and the possibly a third woman after that.

But never between a man and another man.
 
2012-05-10 03:53:21 PM  

Mugato: Three invisible Dominican dicks

[i.huffpost.com image 260x190]


Beautiful.
F*ck the fat, hypocritical gasbag.
 
2012-05-10 03:53:24 PM  
Maybe you have to be without sin to cast the first stone, but the Bible doesn't say anything about piling on afterwards.
 
2012-05-10 03:53:31 PM  
Marriage is supposed to be between a man, a woman, his drug habit, and his multiple ex-wives. How dare you defy its sanctity? Think of all the children from all our prior marriages!
 
2012-05-10 03:54:19 PM  

SphericalTime: Words like "Liar," "bigot," and "hate-monger."


and "torture."
 
2012-05-10 03:55:54 PM  

wildcardjack: Four wives? How many girlfriends? What a man-slut.

There. Someone has to start calling him a man-slut.


Yeah, but with his wife count and the no kid thing he's either an impotent man-slut or so far back in the closet he's found Hoffa's bones.

/Cos we all know he wouldn't want his wives to use birth control cause then he's have to spend three days calling them a slut on air.
//Rules *are* rules.
 
2012-05-10 03:56:54 PM  
I'm waging a war on "wars on" stuff. All these wars are ripping our nation apart, we need to stop framing everything as a "war" on our rights and opinions. It's a distraction tactic to make small things seem outrageous, like half the nation is trying to kill the other half. That's what all these "wars" seem to be doing, just more bullshiat sword rattling to make something out of nothing.

Or that could just be my crazy liberal speech, i can't tell anymore.
 
2012-05-10 03:58:23 PM  

MisterRonbo: The Catholic Church was performing same-sex marriages a thousand years ago; the chair of the Yale History department wrote a book on it back in 1995.

Suck on this, traditionalists

I'm waiting on Limbaugh's current wife to announce she's in favor of no-sex marriages.


I hadn't heard of that before. I know it shouldn't be shocking to me, but it is a little bit. I guess part of it is that I didn't think people had a concept of agape love for a person of the same sex until recently.
 
2012-05-10 03:59:09 PM  
 
2012-05-10 03:59:25 PM  
You'd think the leader of the GOP would be more tactful with his comments.
 
2012-05-10 04:00:21 PM  

Expolaris: I'm waging a war on "wars on" stuff. All these wars are ripping our nation apart, we need to stop framing everything as a "war" on our rights and opinions. It's a distraction tactic to make small things seem outrageous, like half the nation is trying to kill the other half. That's what all these "wars" seem to be doing, just more bullshiat sword rattling to make something out of nothing.

Or that could just be my crazy liberal speech, i can't tell anymore.


I'm going to wage a war on your war on "war on (insert thing here)" just to spite you.
 
2012-05-10 04:00:22 PM  
Thrice divorced
No kids
Goes on "vacation" to a known destination for underage prostitution with Viagra that was not his

Yeah, when I think "family values", I think Rush Limbaugh!
 
2012-05-10 04:01:13 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Colombian necktie


I don't know, seems an appropriate end to a night that featured Arabian goggles and a Tacoma waterfall.
 
2012-05-10 04:01:20 PM  
I am sure Obama made his announcement to watch the hypocrisy vomit forth from the Repulitards.
 
2012-05-10 04:02:26 PM  

wildcardjack: Four wives? How many girlfriends? What a man-slut.

There. Someone has to start calling him a man-slut.


No need to put man on it. Men can be sluts just as easily as women. My problem isn't that he's a slut, it's that he is a prostitute. that's what you call someone who sells themselves right? a prostitute. OTOH, I will pay him to not make a sex tape.
 
2012-05-10 04:03:30 PM  
Also, can you really call keeping a beard a marriage?
 
2012-05-10 04:03:49 PM  

Serious Black: Expolaris: I'm waging a war on "wars on" stuff. All these wars are ripping our nation apart, we need to stop framing everything as a "war" on our rights and opinions. It's a distraction tactic to make small things seem outrageous, like half the nation is trying to kill the other half. That's what all these "wars" seem to be doing, just more bullshiat sword rattling to make something out of nothing.

Or that could just be my crazy liberal speech, i can't tell anymore.

I'm going to wage a war on your war on "war on (insert thing here)" just to spite you.


Now all i need to do is flip flop and stop waging wars on wars, so you are the only person waging a war on waging wars. Now with you waging wars against wars, you've written yourself into a corner! I'm a liberal i can flip-flop as evidence from the Preezy of the United Steezy yesterday, you've just fallen into my logical fallacy deathtrap! Now perish like Beitbart!

/i'm rather bored right now
 
2012-05-10 04:04:32 PM  

Serious Black: MisterRonbo: The Catholic Church was performing same-sex marriages a thousand years ago; the chair of the Yale History department wrote a book on it back in 1995.

Suck on this, traditionalists

I'm waiting on Limbaugh's current wife to announce she's in favor of no-sex marriages.

I hadn't heard of that before. I know it shouldn't be shocking to me, but it is a little bit. I guess part of it is that I didn't think people had a concept of agape love for a person of the same sex until recently.


I don't think his argument is accepted by the majority of the scholarly community. He equates the ritual described as a gay marriage ceremony while others argue that it was more of a kinship rite. Of course that's not to say that gay men did not engage in this kinship rite with one another but it wasn't meant to be a "marriage" as we're discussing, at least according to mainstream researchers.
Not a religious scholar myself but I've heard of this before and remember reading that it was considered an interesting take but not the best quality scholarship
 
2012-05-10 04:04:52 PM  

Mugato: Three invisible Dominican dicks

[i.huffpost.com image 260x190]


First thing I thought of apon seeing the picture.
/Bless you FARK
//three invisible and one visible dick
 
2012-05-10 04:06:05 PM  
Rush sucks. But he wont swallow, because that makes you ghey.

Wish he'd Breitbart soon, preferably on the air. WHUCKKKKKK *thud*.
 
2012-05-10 04:08:08 PM  

Peaceboy: Elton John's response to the reaction over him playing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding:

I had dialogue with him before and he said, 'I'm not anti-gay, I want you to come, bring David.' My goal is for Rush to say, 'I support civil partnerships,' and if I rang him right now, I think he might agree. He was one of the first people to congratulate us on the baby."

I think he might not.


Rush knows how to generate ad dollars. He could be a closet liberal after all. And with the way he is driving the GOP to extremes with his rhetoric, he just might be.
 
2012-05-10 04:08:45 PM  

elffster: Rush sucks. But he wont swallow, because that makes you ghey.

Wish he'd Breitbart soon, preferably on the air. WHUCKKKKKK *thud*.


Nah, I don't wish anyone dead. I do hope something funny happens to him, like passing out at a party, and Sandra Fluke snails him or something.
 
2012-05-10 04:09:23 PM  

skullkrusher: Serious Black: MisterRonbo: The Catholic Church was performing same-sex marriages a thousand years ago; the chair of the Yale History department wrote a book on it back in 1995.

Suck on this, traditionalists

I'm waiting on Limbaugh's current wife to announce she's in favor of no-sex marriages.

I hadn't heard of that before. I know it shouldn't be shocking to me, but it is a little bit. I guess part of it is that I didn't think people had a concept of agape love for a person of the same sex until recently.

I don't think his argument is accepted by the majority of the scholarly community. He equates the ritual described as a gay marriage ceremony while others argue that it was more of a kinship rite. Of course that's not to say that gay men did not engage in this kinship rite with one another but it wasn't meant to be a "marriage" as we're discussing, at least according to mainstream researchers.
Not a religious scholar myself but I've heard of this before and remember reading that it was considered an interesting take but not the best quality scholarship


Yeah, I definitely should take it with a grain of salt. I'll have to ask my uncle this weekend if he's heard of that research at all and what he makes of it. There are advantages to being related to a Catholic priest sometimes I guess.
 
2012-05-10 04:11:10 PM  

Serious Black: skullkrusher: Serious Black: MisterRonbo: The Catholic Church was performing same-sex marriages a thousand years ago; the chair of the Yale History department wrote a book on it back in 1995.

Suck on this, traditionalists

I'm waiting on Limbaugh's current wife to announce she's in favor of no-sex marriages.

I hadn't heard of that before. I know it shouldn't be shocking to me, but it is a little bit. I guess part of it is that I didn't think people had a concept of agape love for a person of the same sex until recently.

I don't think his argument is accepted by the majority of the scholarly community. He equates the ritual described as a gay marriage ceremony while others argue that it was more of a kinship rite. Of course that's not to say that gay men did not engage in this kinship rite with one another but it wasn't meant to be a "marriage" as we're discussing, at least according to mainstream researchers.
Not a religious scholar myself but I've heard of this before and remember reading that it was considered an interesting take but not the best quality scholarship

Yeah, I definitely should take it with a grain of salt. I'll have to ask my uncle this weekend if he's heard of that research at all and what he makes of it. There are advantages to being related to a Catholic priest sometimes I guess.


hehe dunno if asking an active priest is the best way to the truth of the matter. Pretty sure if they even exist, they don't include the homomarriage rites at the seminary.
 
2012-05-10 04:11:16 PM  
So whats the current pool up to on Rush coming out as a closeted knob gobbler?
 
2012-05-10 04:11:32 PM  
He also said in the audio clip that Obama is waging a war against stay at home moms. WTF does that even mean?
 
2012-05-10 04:11:42 PM  
demotivators.despair.com

/I have this on my desk at work to remind myself that "that's just how it's done" is never an acceptable answer
 
2012-05-10 04:13:14 PM  
Living in liberals' heads........free of charge.
 
2012-05-10 04:13:32 PM  

Evil Mackerel: So whats the current pool up to on Rush coming out as a closeted knob gobbler?


probably near zero. Sometimes people hate other people just because they're assholes. Other times they do it because it pays them many millions of dollars.
 
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