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2012-05-10 03:14:05 PM  
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2012-05-10 03:14:59 PM  
From redlit thread:

gilgigamesh: Nothing says "today's GOP" like an unwed teen mom with no relationship with her child's father sanctimoniously lecturing a happily married father of two well-adjusted, happy kids about parenting.


/Making sure you get credit Gilgamesh, it needs to be repeated
 
2012-05-10 03:15:08 PM  
I didn't know Bristol was the retard one.
 
2012-05-10 03:18:06 PM  
While it's great to listen to your kids' ideas, there's also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would've been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that's not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.

So, what... he should have said "Well, kids, It's nice and all that you like these people, but this book written thousands of years ago by unevolved savages who didn't even understand what the sun was says you should hate those really nice people, and maybe even want to kill them."?
 
2012-05-10 03:20:19 PM  
Jesus wept.

You can't make this stuff up.

Yeah Bristol, we all know you lied to your mom and went on a camping trip, got sloshed on wine coolers, and let Levi violate you with his penis. Kindly STFU.
 
2012-05-10 03:20:44 PM  
This perfectly encapsulates the conservative position and hypocrisy. The loudest objections always come from terrible parents and those who can't handle the world outside their house.
 
2012-05-10 03:21:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: From redlit thread:

gilgigamesh: Nothing says "today's GOP" like an unwed teen mom with no relationship with her child's father sanctimoniously lecturing a happily married father of two well-adjusted, happy kids about parenting.

/Making sure you get credit Gilgamesh, it needs to be repeated


Thank you.

Some farker totally swiped my mojo. Imma sue.
 
2012-05-10 03:24:38 PM  
Now she's going to complain and whine when people lambaste her every time she spouts stupid crap like this.

YOU can't even handle the "thousands of years of tradition" when you decided to birth your bastard, Bristol, any advice you have for anybody isn't worth a pint of cold piss.
 
2012-05-10 03:26:42 PM  

Jake Havechek: Now she's going to complain and whine when people lambaste her every time she spouts stupid crap like this.

YOU can't even handle the "thousands of years of tradition" when you decided to birth your bastard, Bristol, any advice you have for anybody isn't worth a pint of cold piss.


She's only the daughter of someone famous! She didn't ask for media attention! Now,watch as she whores herself out to the media for attention!
 
2012-05-10 03:32:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jake Havechek: Now she's going to complain and whine when people lambaste her every time she spouts stupid crap like this.

YOU can't even handle the "thousands of years of tradition" when you decided to birth your bastard, Bristol, any advice you have for anybody isn't worth a pint of cold piss.

She's only the daughter of someone famous! She didn't ask for media attention! Now,watch as she whores herself out to the media for attention!


She's not the only daughter, just the only one who got knocked up as a teenager.
So far.
 
2012-05-10 03:33:34 PM  
 
2012-05-10 03:38:49 PM  

scottydoesntknow: From redlit thread:

gilgigamesh: Nothing says "today's GOP" like an unwed teen mom with no relationship with her child's father sanctimoniously lecturing a happily married father of two well-adjusted, happy kids about parenting.

/Making sure you get credit Gilgamesh, it needs to be repeated


Yes, indeed.
 
2012-05-10 03:40:13 PM  
gilgigamesh: Nothing says "today's GOP" like an unwed teen mom with no relationship with her child's father sanctimoniously lecturing a happily married father of two well-adjusted, happy kids about parenting.

/and STFU, you white-trash coont
 
2012-05-10 03:41:34 PM  
Who gave this biatch a forum to talk on?

Bristol writes in a Facebook post

Oh good no one... biatch needs to shut her whore mouth.
 
2012-05-10 03:42:07 PM  
Jezebel has more of her blog

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren't younger, or perhaps today's press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox"

i15.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-10 03:42:46 PM  

Jake Havechek: priceless


Oh Jeez Louise...every single one of those mouth-breathing idiots has deliberately ignored the fact that Bristol is a single mom who's never been married.
 
2012-05-10 03:44:37 PM  
Or that - as great as her friends may be - we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.

what does this mean? do gay couples steal babies from heterosexual nuclear families? am i supposed to give my child to a newly married gay couple as a wedding present or something?
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 03:51:10 PM  
How do you spell "hyp·o·crite" and who really cares what that kid has to say about anything....k/dar
 
2012-05-10 03:51:31 PM  

propasaurus: FirstNationalBastard: Jake Havechek: Now she's going to complain and whine when people lambaste her every time she spouts stupid crap like this.

YOU can't even handle the "thousands of years of tradition" when you decided to birth your bastard, Bristol, any advice you have for anybody isn't worth a pint of cold piss.

She's only the daughter of someone famous! She didn't ask for media attention! Now,watch as she whores herself out to the media for attention!

She's not the only daughter, just the only one who got knocked up as a teenager.
So far.


No, her son had a rushed, secretive wedding last year.
Bristol also refuses to let Levi interact with his own son.
Precious, the entire family.
 
2012-05-10 03:59:40 PM  
Thanks for the input, potato ovaries.
 
2012-05-10 04:01:42 PM  
Are we working toward a "Republican who sets a bad example for [x] lectures others on [x]"?
 
2012-05-10 04:02:29 PM  
Again, I submit the O'Reilly Factor segment where Bill O'Reilly shook his stern daddy finger at Jamie Lynn Spears for "running around unsupervised" and in nearly the same breath gave Bristol Palin a pass.
 
2012-05-10 04:03:05 PM  
Or that - as great as her friends may be - we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids' worldview.

This is true. For example, part of her father's worldview was support for knocking up underage girls drunk on Boone's Farm. As you can see, she did better than her peers having grown up in a mother/father home.
 
2012-05-10 04:03:39 PM  
I came here to say that this should give the libtards a reason to attack her, but I see that, that's in full swing.
 
2012-05-10 04:04:56 PM  
While it's great to listen to your kids' ideas, there's also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would've been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that's not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.

While he was at it, should he have mentioned that by same same thinking of thousands of years about marriage, Bristol Palin, while no doubt a lovely person, is a shameless hussy raising a bastard child both of whom who should be shunned at best by all of decent society?
 
2012-05-10 04:05:08 PM  
The statement -- and the baby -- were Romney's idea, btw.
 
2012-05-10 04:06:03 PM  
Is Bristol still off limits or can we stop criticizing Bill Maher for making funny jokes about her.
 
2012-05-10 04:06:06 PM  
How long before this thread gets Bill Maher'd?

STFU_and_RTFM: Jezebel has more of her blog

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren't younger, or perhaps today's press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox"

[i15.photobucket.com image 540x409]


I actually thought that part was funny.
 
2012-05-10 04:06:07 PM  
What a god damn moron.

He did not change his stance based upon suggestions from his daughters, for fark's sake. He viewed the situation through their eyes and came to a new conclusion.

Her entire statement is based upon a narrative of events that never took place. It's a straw man.

Good god, what an idiot.
 
2012-05-10 04:06:11 PM  

Mildot: I came here to say that this should give the libtards a reason to attack her, but I see that, that's in full swing.


Yes. Just because she's a celebrity issuing a public statement shouldn't mean she should be in the press.
 
2012-05-10 04:06:20 PM  
Huffington Post/Sanctity of Marriage Trifecta is in play...
 
2012-05-10 04:06:42 PM  
goo.gl

this is pretty meta
 
2012-05-10 04:06:46 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: STFU, you white-trash coont

styckx: biatch needs to shut her whore mouth.


1.bp.blogspot.com
/the "War on Women" isn't the exclusive domain of conservatives
 
2012-05-10 04:06:48 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: While it's great to listen to your kids' ideas, there's also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would've been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that's not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.equal rights for everybody means exactly that.


We're doomed.
 
2012-05-10 04:06:48 PM  
Take a look at the picture of Michelle and Malia in the upper right corner of your screen.

i293.photobucket.com

Now take a look at any picture of the dysfunctional Wasilla Chillbillies.

i293.photobucket.com

Now point at Bristol Palin and laugh.

LOLOLOL.

Did you know that in England "Bristols" is a slang word for "bewbies"?

S'trewth.

/Next Farker that tries to esplain how she's "off limits" after all this gets a slap.
 
2012-05-10 04:06:58 PM  

Mildot: I came here to say that this should give the libtards a reason to attack her, but I see that, that's in full swing.


You're damn right it should. If there's one thing I hate, it's a hypocrite.
 
2012-05-10 04:07:02 PM  

Jake Havechek: priceless


Goddammit. Why do I do this to myself? *sigh*....

To: longtermmemmory
"Obama the failed father."

Back to your grass hut, savage!

Leave our Western civilization alone.


5 posted on Thu May 10 2012 13:21:07 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time) by PetroniusMaximus
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But don't you dare call them racist. I feel racist just for pointing this out.
 
2012-05-10 04:07:08 PM  

Lorelle: Jake Havechek: priceless

Oh Jeez Louise...every single one of those mouth-breathing idiots has deliberately ignored the fact that Bristol is a single mom who's never been married.


She doesn't let the kid's father spend time with her son either.
 
2012-05-10 04:07:26 PM  
I would love to criticize this but that would be unfair. After all, Bristol Palin is a private citizen who quietly said this to herself in the seclusion of her home and would never seek publicity.
 
2012-05-10 04:07:32 PM  

Theaetetus: MaudlinMutantMollusk: STFU, you white-trash coont
styckx: biatch needs to shut her whore mouth.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]
/the "War on Women" isn't the exclusive domain of conservatives


President please. This is barely a skirmish on one woman.
 
2012-05-10 04:07:33 PM  

Mildot: I came here to say that this should give the libtards a reason to attack her, but I see that, that's in full swing.


Have some salt for that wound:
i149.photobucket.com
I'm proud that my daughter didn't succumb to this buttsecks fad and got drunkenly knocked-up!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 04:07:34 PM  

Jake Havechek: Now she's going to complain and whine when people lambaste her every time she spouts stupid crap like this.

YOU can't even handle the "thousands of years of tradition" when you decided to birth your bastard, Bristol, any advice you have for anybody isn't worth a pint of cold piss.


It's OK for her because she is forgiven.
 
2012-05-10 04:08:18 PM  

GhostFish: What a god damn moron.

He did not change his stance based upon suggestions from his daughters, for fark's sake. He viewed the situation through their eyes and came to a new conclusion.


I think it's more fair to say that he took a look at the political landscape and decided it was more important to get on the right side of history. I don't think he gives a shiat about gay marriage one way or another beyond its usefulness as a political stepping stone.
 
2012-05-10 04:08:27 PM  
I'm gay for Levi Johnston.
 
2012-05-10 04:08:46 PM  
I'm going to re-post this here because I'm proud of my efforts.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 04:08:47 PM  

Mildot: I came here to say that this should give the libtards a reason to attack her, but I see that, that's in full swing.


And she shouldn't be criticized after throwing herself into the public spotlight because...?
 
2012-05-10 04:08:48 PM  

Mildot: I came here to say that this should give the libtards a reason to attack her, but I see that, that's in full swing.


No stupid picture to post? Do Republicans understand irony?
 
2012-05-10 04:09:37 PM  
One day Trig Palin will be able to proudly stand up and say "Hey, turns out I'm *not* the retarded one!"
 
2012-05-10 04:10:08 PM  
I bet that Todd Palin makes a point of spending a LOT of time away from home, fishing, hunting etc these days. Come to think of it their son doesn't get on the radar either. What the hell goes on in the female side of that family?
 
2012-05-10 04:10:15 PM  
Oh yes, please Republicans, let *this* woman be your spokesperson about this issue.
 
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