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(Huffington Post)   Kate Beckinsale spied using antique flip phone in public while simultaneously holding fork full of peanut butter. No euphemisms, I swear that's what she's doing   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 131
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2012-05-10 03:15:33 PM
This Republican is still waiting to get in her Vagina.

Damn celebrities and their lies....
 
2012-05-10 03:16:11 PM
I don't know who she is but I like her hair.
 
2012-05-10 03:37:31 PM
She could be punching a kitten for all I care, goddamit she's hot no matter what she is doing.
 
2012-05-10 03:44:31 PM
Hey, that was my last phone! I just got rid of it in January. I got it because it was the cheapest thing above a GoPhone.
 
2012-05-10 03:44:48 PM
It's not news, it's http://Fark.com/ the Huffington Post
 
2012-05-10 04:22:44 PM
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2012-05-10 04:43:14 PM
Great. My phone is "antique" now.
 
2012-05-10 04:43:27 PM
Oh, hell to the yes.

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2012-05-10 04:43:56 PM
I use a flip phone, never realized I was such a loser at life, I'm going to end it all, so long
 
2012-05-10 04:45:48 PM
Oh no, there was a flip phone in the Avengers too! BOYCOTT THE AVENGERS!
 
2012-05-10 04:46:09 PM
I used to have a flip phone and I have to admit that I do miss it. It's small so it easily and comfortably fits into my pockets. Also, if I throw the phone into my bag, the screen and buttons are protected from things like keys or pens.
 
2012-05-10 04:47:30 PM
Americuh.

Ameriiicuhhh.

/this place will be a third world country in my childrens lifetime
 
2012-05-10 04:49:10 PM
I wish I still had my flip phone. I wanted to hack into it and see if I could get it to chirp like an old 60's Star Trek communicator whenever it opened.
 
2012-05-10 04:49:30 PM
Okay, in the flip phone picture, what is that line that starts at her hair, and moves down and right through the fork to the edge of the screen? Is that a car antenna that has been fuzzed out thanks to the camera lens?
 
2012-05-10 04:51:08 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Americuh.

Ameriiicuhhh.

/this place will be a third world country in my childrens lifetime


A flip phone and fork full of peanut butter will cause the U.S. to become a third world country? I never knew these things had such powers.
 
2012-05-10 04:53:21 PM

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: Okay, in the flip phone picture, what is that line that starts at her hair, and moves down and right through the fork to the edge of the screen? Is that a car antenna that has been fuzzed out thanks to the camera lens?


I'm not saying it's an alien's penis, but it's an alien's penis
 
2012-05-10 04:53:51 PM
Does a flip phone make it more or less likely that nude pics can be hacked off of it?
 
2012-05-10 04:54:00 PM
She is such a babe...
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2012-05-10 04:54:51 PM

Atomic Spunk: Jim from Saint Paul: Americuh.

Ameriiicuhhh.

/this place will be a third world country in my childrens lifetime

A flip phone and fork full of peanut butter will cause the U.S. to become a third world country? I never knew these things had such powers.


Peanut Butter without jelly is socialistic.

/it's more that ANY OF THIS IS NEWS that causes my grumpiness
 
2012-05-10 04:58:00 PM
Alright, alright, fine I'd admit it:

I did indeed fark her brains out. I just thought it was a cliche, I didn't know it was medically possible. But the doctors have assured me that they're this close to finding a cure. So until then she can't use anything complicated like smartphones or sandwiches.

My bad.
 
2012-05-10 04:58:06 PM
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If only the films she chooses to appear in were as good as she is gorgeous.

/Cold Comfort Farm being one of the too few exceptions.

Also: only fools and the terminally insecure chase trends.
 
2012-05-10 05:00:17 PM
"...as she checked her dinosaur flip phone."

THE HORROR!!!
 
2012-05-10 05:13:13 PM
She's living, breathing perfection in a woman...

Of course, her personality could suck...

But in my head she loves weed, knives, casinos, giant flat-screen TV's, coin collecting, precious metals, flea markets, and porn.
 
2012-05-10 05:15:07 PM
It's a little known fact - you can put peanut butter on something and it's hard to lick it off.

Kate knows.. and I'm the one who told her.
 
2012-05-10 05:17:10 PM

TravisBickle62: I use a flip phone, never realized I was such a loser at life, I'm going to end it all, so long


are you somehow immune to the influence of our consumer culture? have we not done enough to instill you with a sense of shame for not buying what we insist you all must have? we may need to quarantine you before your indifference to material things influences others.
 
2012-05-10 05:19:27 PM
Would hit it so hard there would be nothing but a crater and a pair of smoking ankles left.
 
2012-05-10 05:23:33 PM
Go on, go on. Don't leave me hanging like this!
 
2012-05-10 05:29:13 PM

TravisBickle62: I use a flip phone, never realized I was such a loser at life, I'm going to end it all, so long


Pooping becomes a completely different experience once you have a smartphone.
 
2012-05-10 05:31:14 PM
/Has the same phone
//getting a kick
 
2012-05-10 05:34:04 PM
ya know, some wom people are actually not smart enough to operate a smart phone.
 
2012-05-10 05:35:17 PM
Is that creamy or chunky?
 
2012-05-10 05:37:44 PM

Brytanica1: TravisBickle62: I use a flip phone, never realized I was such a loser at life, I'm going to end it all, so long

Pooping becomes a completely different experience once you have a smartphone.


I use a flip phone and was also going to kill myself like TravisBickle62. Then I read your post and realised whats been missing from my life. I've just been reading my Kindle while pooping. Sometimes a shiatty story. Fark it now I'm gonna poop smart! I want to thank you for saving my life and likely others!

/cheers, off to buy a smartphone and poop
 
2012-05-10 05:41:34 PM

Intoxoman: Brytanica1: TravisBickle62: I use a flip phone, never realized I was such a loser at life, I'm going to end it all, so long

Pooping becomes a completely different experience once you have a smartphone.

I use a flip phone and was also going to kill myself like TravisBickle62. Then I read your post and realised whats been missing from my life. I've just been reading my Kindle while pooping. Sometimes a shiatty story. Fark it now I'm gonna poop smart! I want to thank you for saving my life and likely others!

/cheers, off to buy a smartphone and poop



I make my own poop at home.
It's a great way to save. No need to by overpriced store poop.
 
2012-05-10 05:42:23 PM
not only did I have a flip phone, I had the exploding LG flip phone! it was awesome, until I found out that the chinese guy who was exploded by his cell phone was actually killed by a 10,000 ton drill bit that a co-worker accidentally drove into his heart... when medics found junks of melted cellphone in the guy, they thought it exploded in his chest pocket.

/ the drill operator finally confessed, and the exploding phone was vindicated. I loved my flip phone, because I coudl tell that story around everyone's smart phones, and I'd say, pssh, at least your phone hasn't been involved in conspiracy, murder and defamatory remarks.
// then someone bought me an iphone. now the wife uses the flip phone. you should have seen what she had before.
 
2012-05-10 05:47:13 PM
Flip phone owner, you can keep your virus-ridden nekkid pic leakin' fancy phones for yourselves.
 
2012-05-10 05:57:01 PM

pute kisses like a man: now the wife uses the flip phone.


BumpInTheNight: Flip phone owner,


TEAM FLIP PHONE.

/only have one cause an old job necessitated it. Rarely use it anymore. I don't want to be accessible 24 hours per day.
 
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2012-05-10 06:02:21 PM

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: Okay, in the flip phone picture, what is that line that starts at her hair, and moves down and right through the fork to the edge of the screen? Is that a car antenna that has been fuzzed out thanks to the camera lens?


Yes, it's an out of focus car antenna.
 
2012-05-10 06:06:04 PM
I use a flip phone.

I now have an icebreaker in case I ever meet Kate.

/giggity
 
2012-05-10 06:24:50 PM
Here she is as a teenager.

www.celebrityclassphotos.com
 
2012-05-10 06:31:52 PM
Add me to the list of folks here that still use a flip phone. I'm not denying that smart phones can be useful, but I personally have absolutely zero need for one. Want to browse shiat online? I can wait till I get home. Play games when I'm bored? Wait till I get home. Take pictures? That's what my old school digital camera is for. GPS? That's what maps and figuring out my route before I leave is for.

/felt kinda sad saying "old school digital camera"
 
2012-05-10 06:37:23 PM

Rawhead Rex: She's living, breathing perfection in a woman...

Of course, her personality could suck...

But in my head she loves weed, knives, casinos, giant flat-screen TV's, coin collecting, precious metals, flea markets, and porn.


I dont care about any of that. She could be a nazi sympathizer for all I know but I'd still "insert my penis into her vagina and thrust vigorously," if you know what I mean.
 
2012-05-10 06:38:53 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: pute kisses like a man: now the wife uses the flip phone.

BumpInTheNight: Flip phone owner,

TEAM FLIP PHONE.

/only have one cause an old job necessitated it. Rarely use it anymore. I don't want to be accessible 24 hours per day.


i liked that the flip phone was near indestructible and the battery lasted 3 days. my smartphone needs to be charged every night, and heaven forbid you happen to drop it or look at it the wrong way.
 
2012-05-10 06:39:59 PM

rickycal78: Add me to the list of folks here that still use a flip phone. I'm not denying that smart phones can be useful, but I personally have absolutely zero need for one. Want to browse shiat online? I can wait till I get home. Play games when I'm bored? Wait till I get home. Take pictures? That's what my old school digital camera is for. GPS? That's what maps and figuring out my route before I leave is for.


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2012-05-10 06:43:30 PM

9beers: rickycal78: Add me to the list of folks here that still use a flip phone. I'm not denying that smart phones can be useful, but I personally have absolutely zero need for one. Want to browse shiat online? I can wait till I get home. Play games when I'm bored? Wait till I get home. Take pictures? That's what my old school digital camera is for. GPS? That's what maps and figuring out my route before I leave is for.

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So I'm a hipster because I don't feel like shelling out money for shiat I don't need, and really wouldn't use enough to justify the price of the phone itself and the more expensive data and texting plan. Got it.
 
2012-05-10 06:55:11 PM
I don't even own a TV.
 
2012-05-10 06:57:40 PM
I use a flip phone. I am an antique. That is all.
 
2012-05-10 07:00:15 PM

rickycal78: 9beers: rickycal78: Add me to the list of folks here that still use a flip phone. I'm not denying that smart phones can be useful, but I personally have absolutely zero need for one. Want to browse shiat online? I can wait till I get home. Play games when I'm bored? Wait till I get home. Take pictures? That's what my old school digital camera is for. GPS? That's what maps and figuring out my route before I leave is for.

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So I'm a hipster because I don't feel like shelling out money for shiat I don't need, and really wouldn't use enough to justify the price of the phone itself and the more expensive data and texting plan. Got it.


You're not a hipster... You're a dumbass for your 'explanations'. Lets break it down:

1. Want to browse shiat online? Wait till I get home: The problem with this is, you might need to browse shiat online while you're away from home. You might need to look up the phone number for a cab company in the city you're currently in. You might need to find the address of a place for a city that you're not familiar with. I could go on...

2. Play games when I'm bored? Wait till I get home: The problem HERE is, you're bored RIGHT NOW. Not when you get home. When you get home is a different time. It's not now. It's later. Will you be bored later? Yes? Okay. Are you bored now? Yes? Not at home? No? Nothing to entertain you now because you will wait until you're home to see if you're bored still? I could go on...

3. Take pictures? That's what my old school digital camera is for: I don't think I even need to go into why this is a dumb explanation. So, you see an injustice happening between the police and civilians. OMG I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR OLD SCHOOL DIGITAL CAMERA WITH YOU! Oh, the sunset is pretty this evening. OMG I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR OLD SCHOOL DIGITAL CAMERA WITH YOU! You need to show your significant other something from the store that you are considering purchasing. OMG I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR OLD SCHOOL DIGITAL CAMERA WITH YOU! AND THE INTERNET TO UPLOAD IT AND CALL THEM AND TELL THEM THE LINK!

4. GPS? That's what maps and figuring out my route before i leave is for: Because you will always know ahead of time that you need to be in a different place than you are now. Because everything in your life happened just as you expected it.

The mere fact that you HAVE a cell phone proves that not everything happens as you expect it to.
Unless you carry around a bag filled with an 'old school digital camera', maps, a laptop to play games, your house and the internet, you'll eventually need one of those things.


/I may have just been trolled
//don't care.
 
2012-05-10 07:01:22 PM

rickycal78: So I'm a hipster because I don't feel like shelling out money for shiat I don't need, and really wouldn't use enough to justify the price of the phone itself and the more expensive data and texting plan. Got it.


No, you're a hipster because of the reasons you gave for not using one, specifically the one about not needing GPS.
 
2012-05-10 07:08:19 PM

9beers: rickycal78: So I'm a hipster because I don't feel like shelling out money for shiat I don't need, and really wouldn't use enough to justify the price of the phone itself and the more expensive data and texting plan. Got it.

No, you're a hipster because of the reasons you gave for not using one, specifically the one about not needing GPS.


I took care of it already...

/brofist
 
2012-05-10 07:09:59 PM
I would just like to say, as a straight woman, that I would very much like to fark her until we're both crying.
 
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