FARK.com: (7098616) Believe it or not, there are actually people out there who interpret President Obama's support for gay marriage to mean that he's secretly gay. It's like the world is full of idiots or something

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		Believe it or not, there are actually people out there who interpret President Obama's support for gay marriage to mean that he's secretly gay. It's like the world is full of idiots or something (uproxx.com)		163
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Walker		2012-05-10 03:12:38 PM

Idiots? In this country?

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borg		2012-05-10 03:17:11 PM

They've been making this claim since 2008. It's even part of the Obama death list because some gay guys were murdered in Chicago in 07/08 it's really nothing new.

bighairyguy		2012-05-10 03:24:19 PM

Barack isn't gay, you dumbasses! Michelle is.

/And maybe Biden

WTF Indeed		2012-05-10 03:25:17 PM

Dear Subby, Here is the list of "OMG OBAMA IS..." by target group:

OMG Obama is black!: White People
OMG Obama is a Muslim!: Christians and Jews
OMG Obama is Gay!: Black People
OMG Obama is a Socialist!: Wall Street
OMG Obama is a Foreigner!: Morons who won't stop believin'

Mugato		2012-05-10 03:25:40 PM

bighairyguy: Barack isn't gay, you dumbasses! Michelle is.

/And maybe Biden

i23.photobucket.com

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-10 03:32:52 PM

Because you have to be gay to believe in equality, right?

/something, something, self-evident, something, created equal

I_C_Weener		2012-05-10 03:50:20 PM

Nadie_AZ		2012-05-10 03:54:35 PM

The gay muslim socialist atheist commie Kenyan usurper ...

/who isn't a porn star

Diogenes		2012-05-10 03:55:22 PM

Tweets? Seriously?

Since when did Tweets become evidence of anything other than the fact that people are self-absorbed narcissists?

Jake Havechek		2012-05-10 04:10:55 PM

Freepers?

Some 'Splainin' To Do		2012-05-10 04:14:08 PM

That's just silly. We all know that the leading sign that a politician is gay is based on how much he pretends to hate gays.

Flab		2012-05-10 04:20:22 PM

Jake Havechek: Freepers?

Yep. I dared to take a peek, yesterday and they were all making coments like this one:

i816.photobucket.com

downstairs		2012-05-10 04:21:14 PM

Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-05-10 04:22:50 PM

Diogenes: Tweets? Seriously?

Since when did Tweets become evidence of anything other than the fact that people are self-absorbed narcissists?

Sounds like a good way to easily identify idiots to me.

Diogenes		2012-05-10 04:25:51 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Tweets? Seriously?

Since when did Tweets become evidence of anything other than the fact that people are self-absorbed narcissists?

Sounds like a good way to easily identify idiots to me.

Double edged sword. It gives the idiots a microphone.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-05-10 04:28:31 PM

Diogenes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Tweets? Seriously?

Since when did Tweets become evidence of anything other than the fact that people are self-absorbed narcissists?

Sounds like a good way to easily identify idiots to me.

Double edged sword. It gives the idiots a microphone.

Fortunately, it's only a 140 character microphone.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings		2012-05-10 04:28:37 PM

are you telling me this photo was faked somehow??

bdub77		2012-05-10 04:32:47 PM

Barack Obama:

- muslim
- communist
- Kenyan
- ni*bong
- homosexual

hubiestubert		2012-05-10 04:32:59 PM

To be fair, this is coming from folks who can't imagine doing anything that doesn't benefit them directly. It sort of says more about them than they probably realize...

adamgreeney		2012-05-10 04:47:16 PM

I'm more offended at that websites lack of a mobile option.

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-05-10 04:49:55 PM

Saxx Skwerl looks familiar...

Paris1127		2012-05-10 04:56:09 PM

What did you expect? "Welcome, Subby"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Jackson Herring		2012-05-10 05:14:02 PM

bighairyguy: Barack isn't gay, you dumbasses! Michelle is.

/And maybe Biden

Just imagine Barack and Joe in the Oval Office, after hours. Ties loosened, top buttons undone. Pants around their ankles. Furiously rubbing their dicks together with the passion that only two very close male friends can summon. Just having a big old swordfight.

i611.photobucket.com

odinsposse		2012-05-10 06:07:36 PM

Jackson Herring: bighairyguy: Barack isn't gay, you dumbasses! Michelle is.

/And maybe Biden

Just imagine Barack and Joe in the Oval Office, after hours. Ties loosened, top buttons undone. Pants around their ankles. Furiously rubbing their dicks together with the passion that only two very close male friends can summon. Just having a big old swordfight.

[i611.photobucket.com image 640x376]

That picture makes is seem like Biden is really just gay for ice cream.

Cletus C.		2012-05-10 06:07:47 PM

I'd do him, frankly. And other ways.

Snarfangel		2012-05-10 06:12:46 PM

We are only half-full of idiots.

/Or half-empty, if you are an optimist.

don't understand		2012-05-10 06:13:48 PM

meat0918		2012-05-10 06:14:42 PM

Projection at it's finest.

I think the gaydar would start to tick up on anyone that thought Obama was secretly gay because he supports gay marriage

//Which brings up a different, very silly question. Can straight people have gaydar?

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2012-05-10 06:16:40 PM

Twenty twits' tweets?

Who gives a fnck?

Abner Doon		2012-05-10 06:17:06 PM

Flab: Jake Havechek: Freepers?

Yep. I dared to take a peek, yesterday and they were all making coments like this one:

[i816.photobucket.com image 351x307]

That's actually a pretty cool picture. I mean, pants-on-head retarded, sure, but I expected much worse in terms of picture choice and shopping ability from such drooling retards.

Jim_Callahan		2012-05-10 06:21:16 PM

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 364x549]
are you telling me this photo was faked somehow??

Man, if that's what being gay is like then I think I picked the wrong sexuality, that looks pretty farking awesome.

Britney Spear's Speculum		2012-05-10 06:23:44 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Bearok Homosexinfagbama?

don't know why it deleted the space between the n and F

T-Servo		2012-05-10 06:25:13 PM

Diogenes: Tweets? Seriously?

Since when did Tweets become evidence of anything other than the fact that people are self-absorbed narcissists?

I read about it on Youtube comments to a Lady Gaga video. So I know it's true.

Salt Lick Steady		2012-05-10 06:25:24 PM

I believe he can gay. I believe that he's not afraid. He thinks about it every night and day. Spreads his cheeks and gays away.

/I believe he is sore

thamike		2012-05-10 06:26:42 PM

Well, those people are totally f*cked.

Cuthbert Allgood		2012-05-10 06:27:26 PM

meat0918: Can straight people have gaydar?

Yes.

/Straight with highly-tuned gaydar...

theteacher		2012-05-10 06:28:44 PM

He's married? Check
He's a politician? Check
He's Republican? Nope. Not gay.

thamike		2012-05-10 06:28:46 PM

Jake Havechek: Freepers?

They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And, if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Mr.Tangent		2012-05-10 06:30:21 PM

Who cares if he's gay the drab White House could certainly use a touch of fabulous.

quatchi		2012-05-10 06:31:16 PM

Uproxx is just finding out now about the ridiculous percentage of people who live in a little bubble of unreality, ignorance and hate who aren't shy of showing the world just exactly how dumb they are?

Damn, nobody tell them about Freep.

They are not prepared.

Salt Lick Steady		2012-05-10 06:31:55 PM

meat0918:

//Which brings up a different, very silly question. Can straight people have gaydar?

Yeah. Would you like a glass of Riesling?

GodsTumor		2012-05-10 06:33:09 PM

There's one man who can cure him...

thamike		2012-05-10 06:35:53 PM

Salt Lick Steady: I believe he can gay.

I kinda like the idea of "gay" being a verb.

4.bp.blogspot.com

"Are you ready to gay?"

weaselzippers.us

....

...BMM-TSS-BMM-TSS-BMM-TSS...

HeartBurnKid		2012-05-10 06:36:19 PM

Jackson Herring: bighairyguy: Barack isn't gay, you dumbasses! Michelle is.

/And maybe Biden

Just imagine Barack and Joe in the Oval Office, after hours. Ties loosened, top buttons undone. Pants around their ankles. Furiously rubbing their dicks together with the passion that only two very close male friends can summon. Just having a big old swordfight.

[i611.photobucket.com image 640x376]

Totally off-topic, but I just love that look of contentment on Biden's face there. There's just something about ice cream...

Salt Lick Steady		2012-05-10 06:36:19 PM

thamike: Jake Havechek: Freepers?

They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And, if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Clothing?

Hoopy Frood		2012-05-10 06:37:15 PM

The world is full of idiots. Not only did they elect him, but they think he's significantly different than Bush.

thamike		2012-05-10 06:39:29 PM

quatchi: Uproxx is just finding out now about the ridiculous percentage of people who live in a little bubble of unreality, ignorance and hate who aren't shy of showing the world just exactly how dumb they are?

Damn, nobody tell them about Freep.

They are not prepared.

This is why I had hoped Santorum would win the primary. It would have been wonderful to watch EVERY SINGLE ONE of those types vote. "Popular Vote for GOP: 58,000." That would have been great. Now it's going to be a completely contrived horse race that only serves to keep journalists employed. If only the journalists got together and murdered the pundits, we wouldn't have this problem.

meat0918		2012-05-10 06:39:44 PM

Salt Lick Steady: meat0918:

//Which brings up a different, very silly question. Can straight people have gaydar?

Yeah. Would you like a glass of Riesling?

Yes. I like Riesling, and hate Merlot and Cabernet. Actually, I'm not keen on most red wines. I apparently do a very good unintentional impression here in Fark wine snob threads of Paul Giamatti's character in Sideways, despite having never seen it.

Salt Lick Steady		2012-05-10 06:40:56 PM

meat0918: Salt Lick Steady: meat0918:

//Which brings up a different, very silly question. Can straight people have gaydar?

Yeah. Would you like a glass of Riesling?

Yes. I like Riesling, and hate Merlot and Cabernet. Actually, I'm not keen on most red wines. I apparently do a very good unintentional impression here in Fark wine snob threads of Paul Giamatti's character in Sideways, despite having never seen it.

It was a really sh*tty movie, so no worries.

turbidum		2012-05-10 06:41:05 PM

Anyone else notice that at least half of those tweets came from black people? (or at least people whose pictures are of black people)

It's amazing to me that civil rights, for some people, stop at the epidermis.

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