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(Gather)   Jill The Ripper doesn't quite have the same ring to it   (news.gather.com) divider line 62
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2012-05-10 03:12:46 PM  
Who gives a shiat.
 
2012-05-10 03:14:24 PM  
What about Jill the Jacker or Jill the Stripper?
 
2012-05-10 03:14:33 PM  
awesome euphemism however.
 
2012-05-10 03:18:26 PM  

IHadMeAVision: Who gives a shiat.


Ditto.
 
2012-05-10 03:19:22 PM  
I know many a thing about Obvious.. and this is not one

"and titled rather obviously Jack the Ripper: The Hand of a Woman,"

How in any sort of way is that obvious?
 
2012-05-10 03:20:10 PM  
That's not what I learned while I was watching the first season of Whitechapel.
 
2012-05-10 03:21:11 PM  
It was actually the Loch Ness monster.
 
2012-05-10 03:21:47 PM  
I suppose that's within the same realm of possibility as any other suspect for a crime over 100 years old.
 
2012-05-10 03:23:09 PM  
Who was Jack the Ripper?

edge.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-05-10 03:23:43 PM  

Ivo Shandor: It was actually the Loch Ness monster.


That makes sense.

All of those prostitutes owed him tree fiddy.
 
2012-05-10 03:25:33 PM  
Women be chopping.
 
2012-05-10 03:29:55 PM  
How does that explain the notes written to the cops?

She's psychotic because she can't have kids so she writes taunting notes to the police and signs them Jack the Ripper?
 
2012-05-10 03:30:21 PM  
Jill the Slitter.
 
2012-05-10 03:31:19 PM  
I once knew a girl we called "Jill the Ripper", she was a vegan and holy shiat could she clear out a room.
 
2012-05-10 03:35:44 PM  
Was she jilling off?
 
2012-05-10 03:36:19 PM  
This is someone just rehashing old conspiracy theories. Hell, it was even in the old mystery rummy game.

cf.geekdo-images.com

Also, if you were going to attack women's sexual organs because of your inability to have kids, why would you specifically target hookers?
 
2012-05-10 03:37:37 PM  
Jack watched Jill go up a hill with a dirty ho.
Jill had a knife, and took her life.
Now Jack don't pay for the booty no mo'.
 
2012-05-10 03:38:42 PM  
So how about 'Jacqueline the Ripper'?

... and, as has been noted multiple time about, The Ripper was indeed the Loch Ness Monster, as documented on 'Bullshiat or Not', hosted by Henry Silva ('Amazon Women on The Moon').
 
2012-05-10 03:40:45 PM  
"From Hell" was a fine film.
 
2012-05-10 03:41:03 PM  
I guess sometimes "news" is relative
 
2012-05-10 03:41:31 PM  
Was she hot?
 
2012-05-10 03:42:43 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: So how about 'Jacqueline the Ripper'?

... and, as has been noted multiple time about, The Ripper was indeed the Loch Ness Monster, as documented on 'Bullshiat or Not', hosted by Henry Silva ('Amazon Women on The Moon').


The Loch Ness monster is actually a submarine. Driven by Bigfoot
 
2012-05-10 03:43:37 PM  
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2012-05-10 03:44:17 PM  
What about Jesse and the Rippers?

niceshoesbitch.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-10 03:45:09 PM  

basemetal: Was she hot?


I'd rip her
 
2012-05-10 03:45:31 PM  
I've known a few Jills who have let rip - front AND back.

/weak fart joke - or strong queef one. You decide.
 
2012-05-10 03:53:24 PM  

VonKraut: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: So how about 'Jacqueline the Ripper'?

... and, as has been noted multiple time about, The Ripper was indeed the Loch Ness Monster, as documented on 'Bullshiat or Not', hosted by Henry Silva ('Amazon Women on The Moon').

The Loch Ness monster is actually a submarine. Driven by Bigfoot


Which in turn is driven by Rick Long.
Who is only one letter away from being a porn star.
 
2012-05-10 03:54:46 PM  
"Jack the Ripper a woman--preposterous!"



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2012-05-10 03:55:03 PM  

sign_of_Zeta: Also, if you were going to attack women's sexual organs because of your inability to have kids, why would you specifically target hookers?


Because they're convenient targets and you're lazy?
 
2012-05-10 03:56:50 PM  

neversubmit: What about Jill the Jacker or Jill the Stripper?


Maybe 1950s London serial killer Jack the Stripper was really Jill the Stripper... In which case that second name can't be used for the Whitechapel killer...
 
2012-05-10 04:00:57 PM  

Rufus Lee King: [www.paperlessarchives.com image 550x851]


"Joel the Ripper"?
 
2012-05-10 04:02:29 PM  

JNowe: Women be chopping.


+1
 
2012-05-10 04:03:49 PM  
She's got the Jack.
 
2012-05-10 04:06:58 PM  
David Warner is not a chick.
 
2012-05-10 04:11:20 PM  
curtisludlow.com

Juan the Ripper
 
2012-05-10 04:11:34 PM  
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Mr Sebastian doesn't approve of this article.


Yay!

/just started to rewatch the series
 
2012-05-10 04:12:54 PM  

Badmonkey82009: Jack watched Jill go up a hill with a dirty ho.
Jill had a knife, and took her life.
Now Jack don't pay for the booty no mo'.


Jack and Jill, they loved to kill;
A lovely evening's slaughter!
A-seeking 'round Whitechapel Town
The evening's bloody daughter...
 
2012-05-10 04:12:56 PM  
Why does it always have to be "penis envy" or something to that effect? Maybe her husband gave her syphilis that he contracted from prostitutes, which led to madness and a whole lot of stabbity-stab-stab. This makes more sense to me- and is just as unfounded
 
2012-05-10 04:17:47 PM  
I thought Nessie was Jack The Ripper
 
2012-05-10 04:21:28 PM  

sign_of_Zeta: Also, if you were going to attack women's sexual organs because of your inability to have kids, why would you specifically target hookers?


because they are wasting their precious organs
 
2012-05-10 04:22:12 PM  
The Ripper either being a woman or dressed as one was a suggestion sent to a London newspaper by a member of the public in 1888. Next time you are in central London, take one of the Ripper walking tours and have a pint at the Ten Bells (formerly the Jack the Ripper) pub.
 
2012-05-10 04:22:41 PM  

Rufus Lee King: [www.paperlessarchives.com image 550x851]


that stamp is not Y2K compliant
 
2012-05-10 04:32:37 PM  
Old theory is old. This one has been around since Saucy Jack was around.
 
2012-05-10 04:36:56 PM  
sign_of_Zeta: "if you were going to attack women's sexual organs because of your inability to have kids, why would you specifically target hookers"

If it really was Lizzie Williams, and it really was about her inability to have kids, I wouldn't at all be surprised if victims *weren't* random targets at all.
I would expect they were known (via her husband and social circles) as having had or sought abortions or abortifacients.
 
2012-05-10 04:37:05 PM  
RIP, Jack T'rippper

sharetv.org
 
2012-05-10 04:38:27 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

"She was.... delicious...."

/hot, as, well....
//whar spinoff WHAR!??!
 
2012-05-10 04:40:14 PM  
David: Do you remember what we were...do you remember the time?
Derek: At the Luton...at the Luton Palace...
David: Yes.
Derek: We were talking about a rock musical based on the life of Jack the Ripper...
David: Yeah, 'Saucy Jack.'
Derek: Right.'Saucy Jack.' Now's the time to do that.
David: "You're a naughty one, Saucy Jack, you're a haughty one, Saucy Jack."
(youtube, sfw)
 
2012-05-10 04:40:28 PM  
This seems more likely.
www.plesiosauria.com
"Well, our Bullshiat team has unearthed...
spectacular new evidence which suggests...
that Jack the Ripper was, in fact,
the Loch Ness Monster.
Is it possible that Nessie...
murdered five streetwalkers before returning to Loch Ness?
Using undiscovered evidence,
we've pieced together the events leading up to the first murder.
Although this is a Bullshiat reenactment,
it may have happened just this way."
 
2012-05-10 04:57:12 PM  

Paris1127: neversubmit: What about Jill the Jacker or Jill the Stripper?

Maybe 1950s London serial killer Jack the Stripper was really Jill the Stripper... In which case that second name can't be used for the Whitechapel killer...


Jack the Stripper, you say?
 
2012-05-10 05:01:26 PM  
Was Jack The Ripper A Woman?

No.

American quack doctor Francis Tumblety was almost certainly the killer in question. He was a total farking nut job, he was in the area at the time of the killings and they stopped when he left, he had medical knowledge, he had a violent hatred of women (and is actually known to have collected the uteruses from cadavers) and modern analysis matched his handwriting to the "from hell" letter. Given this and the rest of the evidence now known against him, I believe we can count his guilt proven beyond any reasonable doubt. It's just the cottage industry of ripper-ology that keeps the question open.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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