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(WWTDD)   Chris Brown releases song in which he brags about "smashing" Rihanna like a pumpkin. Yeah, he's totally sorry, everybody   (wwtdd.com) divider line 76
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2012-05-10 01:35:02 PM
Has Billy Corgan weighed in yet?
 
2012-05-10 01:56:10 PM
I'm not sure what's weirder: that Kanye West has a song called "TheraFlu", that it's considered serious business to unfollow people on Twitter, or that Rihanna was following him on Twitter to begin with.
 
2012-05-10 01:57:02 PM
Quick, someone book him for another performance at the Grammy's and a couple more standing ovations!
 
2012-05-10 02:01:15 PM
Another "song" in which some no-talent POS yammers about "biatches." *yawn*
 
2012-05-10 02:14:53 PM
How does this assclown still find work?
 
2012-05-10 02:20:27 PM
Popular music sucks. That's why it's so popular.
 
2012-05-10 02:40:53 PM
i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.
 
2012-05-10 02:56:51 PM

thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.


Clearly talking about vagina, not face...

Or not.

I don't know. I'm not going to listen to the song.
 
2012-05-10 03:00:31 PM

impaler: thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Clearly talking about vagina, not face...

Or not.

I don't know. I'm not going to listen to the song.


i'm not willing to rule out butthole at this point, but almost certainly not face.
 
2012-05-10 03:32:21 PM

Saborlas: How does this assclown still find work?


I have no idea. Ever since the event in question I have boycotted any show/event/whatever that promotes Chris Brown. Ever since she went back to him I have done the same for Rihanna.
 
2012-05-10 03:45:20 PM

reverendsaintjay: Saborlas: How does this assclown still find work?

I have no idea. Ever since the event in question I have boycotted any show/event/whatever that promotes Chris Brown. Ever since she went back to him I have done the same for Rihanna.


Hey, apparently she likes it rough.

So Rhianna if you are reading this, come on by and I will punch you full force in the face. Knock you to the ground and kick you while I scream at you what a worthless biatch you are.

I certainly won't enjoy it, but you are damned fine, and since that's what it takes to get your attention, I will make that sacrifice.
 
2012-05-10 03:47:20 PM
Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
 
2012-05-10 03:52:54 PM

thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.



this. this is exactly what he means. i have said it to friends in reference to sex. everyone i pretty much know has used that term one time or another.
 
2012-05-10 03:53:41 PM
Chris Brown and his followers are more annoying and retarded than ICP and Juggalos at this point.
 
2012-05-10 03:56:45 PM
Some chicks dig dangerous men, don't be playa hatin'
 
2012-05-10 03:58:56 PM

Freakin Rican: thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.


this. this is exactly what he means. i have said it to friends in reference to sex. everyone i pretty much know has used that term one time or another.



You may be right, but if you'd very publicly been caught punching a chick in the face - and supposedly make a living writing lyrics - you just might be a little more careful about your:

i216.photobucket.com

PHRASING!
 
2012-05-10 04:00:21 PM

gilgigamesh: reverendsaintjay: Saborlas: How does this assclown still find work?

I have no idea. Ever since the event in question I have boycotted any show/event/whatever that promotes Chris Brown. Ever since she went back to him I have done the same for Rihanna.

Hey, apparently she likes it rough.

So Rhianna if you are reading this, come on by and I will punch you full force in the face. Knock you to the ground and kick you while I scream at you what a worthless biatch you are.

I certainly won't enjoy it, but you are damned fine, and since that's what it takes to get your attention, I will make that sacrifice.


Dont forget the golden shower
 
2012-05-10 04:03:15 PM

thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.


www.nbc.com

Hmm... maybe I WILL give this show a chance...
 
2012-05-10 04:08:44 PM

Freakin Rican: thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.


this. this is exactly what he means. i have said it to friends in reference to sex. everyone i pretty much know has used that term one time or another.


But have you ever had sex with a pumpkin? I've known a few people who have smashed them in a literal sense, but intercourse?
 
2012-05-10 04:09:12 PM

groppet: gilgigamesh: reverendsaintjay: Saborlas: How does this assclown still find work?

I have no idea. Ever since the event in question I have boycotted any show/event/whatever that promotes Chris Brown. Ever since she went back to him I have done the same for Rihanna.

Hey, apparently she likes it rough.

So Rhianna if you are reading this, come on by and I will punch you full force in the face. Knock you to the ground and kick you while I scream at you what a worthless biatch you are.

I certainly won't enjoy it, but you are damned fine, and since that's what it takes to get your attention, I will make that sacrifice.

Dont forget the golden shower


You're thinking of Kim Kardashian. This is Rihanna. Do keep up.
 
2012-05-10 04:16:27 PM

reverendsaintjay:
I have no idea. Ever since the event in question I have boycotted any show/event/whatever that promotes Chris Brown. Ever since she went back to him I have done the same for Rihanna.


*sigh*. She didn't go back to him. Just because somebody said it 35 times on Fark doesn't make it true.

She made a nasty song with him for the publicity.
 
2012-05-10 04:17:26 PM
How the f*ck does a site that focuses on various happenings in pop culture completely misinterpret slang and idiomatic speech? I can understand The Economist or the Wall Street Journal, but WWTDD?
 
2012-05-10 04:21:17 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Dont forget the golden shower

You're thinking of Kim Kardashiansome underage chick and R Kelly.



Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
 
2012-05-10 04:23:06 PM

Killer Cars: How the f*ck does a site that focuses on various happenings in pop culture completely misinterpret slang and idiomatic speech? I can understand The Economist or the Wall Street Journal, but WWTDD?


From the article.

And then gets to "smash" Rihanna? So the pumpkin gets to **** Rihanna?

You know, just uhh... throwing that out there.

/reading comprehension and whatnot.
//oh wait nobody on Fark actually reads past the headline
 
2012-05-10 04:25:24 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: groppet: gilgigamesh: reverendsaintjay: Saborlas: How does this assclown still find work?

I have no idea. Ever since the event in question I have boycotted any show/event/whatever that promotes Chris Brown. Ever since she went back to him I have done the same for Rihanna.

Hey, apparently she likes it rough.

So Rhianna if you are reading this, come on by and I will punch you full force in the face. Knock you to the ground and kick you while I scream at you what a worthless biatch you are.

I certainly won't enjoy it, but you are damned fine, and since that's what it takes to get your attention, I will make that sacrifice.

Dont forget the golden shower

You're thinking of Kim Kardashian. This is Rihanna. Do keep up.


Well after working with Rihanna when she was doing mall concerts ala Tiffany I wanted to pee on her.
 
2012-05-10 04:25:32 PM

srhp29: Freakin Rican: thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.


this. this is exactly what he means. i have said it to friends in reference to sex. everyone i pretty much know has used that term one time or another.

But have you ever had sex with a pumpkin? I've known a few people who have smashed them in a literal sense, butt intercourse?


/FTFM, sorry, I tend to be anal about those sorts of things.
 
2012-05-10 04:26:32 PM

impaler: I don't know. I'm not going to listen to the song.

 
2012-05-10 04:28:15 PM

Cluckles: From the article.

And then gets to "smash" Rihanna? So the pumpkin gets to **** Rihanna?

You know, just uhh... throwing that out there.

/reading comprehension and whatnot.
//oh wait nobody on Fark actually reads past the headline


Yes, and his correct "guess" is wrapped around an entire paragraph of conjecture as to what this means.
 
2012-05-10 04:31:52 PM

cryinoutloud: reverendsaintjay:
I have no idea. Ever since the event in question I have boycotted any show/event/whatever that promotes Chris Brown. Ever since she went back to him I have done the same for Rihanna.

*sigh*. She didn't go back to him. Just because somebody said it 35 times on Fark doesn't make it true.

She made a nasty song with him for the publicity.


Oh, so because she's not farking him anymore that absolves her of the responsibility to hold him accountable for his actions. They're just collaborating for the money, that's totally different and makes it completely ok that she got the shiat kicked out of her.

You're right, she's sending the right message to girls that have been put in the hospital by their boyfriends. "It's ok ladies, he can change, he promised not to do it again".
 
2012-05-10 04:32:17 PM

thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.


There was a young urban girl that I used to work with who would occasionally proclaim: "Mmmm, I need some pressure!"
 
2012-05-10 04:34:44 PM
An instant timeless classic sure to be enjoyed by future generations.
 
2012-05-10 04:35:16 PM

mongbiohazard: Freakin Rican: thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.


this. this is exactly what he means. i have said it to friends in reference to sex. everyone i pretty much know has used that term one time or another.


You may be right, but if you'd very publicly been caught punching a chick in the face - and supposedly make a living writing lyrics - you just might be a little more careful about your:

[i216.photobucket.com image 132x172]

PHRASING!


This so damn much. There are sooooooooooooooo many euphemisms and this is the one he went with? Seriously? Also, the fact that he talks about sex with his ex with his audience knowing exactly who he's talking about is so farking classless. That on top of the fact that he slapped said ex around. Gotdammit I hate this asshole.
 
2012-05-10 04:37:02 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

I don't know what she does exactly but I see her all the time in the media. And I ain't complainin'

Muthafarka rap guy must be ghey to go all Ike Turner on her.
 
2012-05-10 04:46:15 PM
Look at me now biatch!
 
2012-05-10 04:46:43 PM
I'd hit that repeatedly and bite and claw..



Am I doing it right?
 
2012-05-10 04:50:39 PM

thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/conspiracy theory of the day: they never broke up
 
2012-05-10 04:52:42 PM

srhp29: B.L.Z. Bub: Dont forget the golden shower

You're thinking of Kim Kardashiansome underage chick and R Kelly.


Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.


the underaged chick got a record deal out of it.
she was no aaliyah, tho.
 
2012-05-10 04:54:51 PM
I'd smash her muffin and eat it too.
 
2012-05-10 04:59:51 PM
"Smash" is a euphamism for sex in the black community ***face palm***
 
2012-05-10 05:04:50 PM

YourMomHasAProfile: "Smash" is a euphamism for sex in the black community ***face palm***


it's not just the black community and it's not a recent phenomenon.
 
2012-05-10 05:18:24 PM

YourMomHasAProfile: "Smash" is a euphamism for sex in the black community ***face palm***


Oh, are they taking ownership of that word used in that way now too. Is there a list of words that the "black community" have ownership of?
 
2012-05-10 05:35:42 PM
..and women everywhere swoon.
 
2012-05-10 05:36:19 PM
This must be how she turns girls bi: by threatening to sic CB on them if they don't start licking.
 
2012-05-10 05:40:22 PM
Sooo....I've puzzled over the offending lyric for sometime now.....

The words...they look like english.....but I've never seen them in that order before.....I honestly can't figure out what the fark he was trying to say....
 
2012-05-10 06:06:46 PM

thomps: i don't think that line has anything to do with punching someone in the face. pretty sure he's using "smash" as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.


Thank you, sir. I would like to second your opinion.
 
2012-05-10 06:23:27 PM
Did anyone ever stop and ask if maybe she deserved to be popped? Maybe she mouthed off. As a guy, the constant possibility of getting hit for saying the wrong thing makes me consider what I'm about to say before I say it. I find that many women tend to get cocky about the whole "men don't hit women" thing. This leads to them mouthing off in a way that, I, as a man would never do. Because I'd get hit.
 
2012-05-10 06:32:17 PM

Honest Bender: Did anyone ever stop and ask if maybe she deserved to be popped? Maybe she mouthed off. As a guy, the constant possibility of getting hit for saying the wrong thing makes me consider what I'm about to say before I say it. I find that many women tend to get cocky about the whole "men don't hit women" thing. This leads to them mouthing off in a way that, I, as a man would never do. Because I'd get hit.



Double standard, huh? Considering that the vast majority of the time we get to be bigger and stronger just by being born with a Y chromosome it sounds to me like it's a just way of evening things out between the sexes.

We get to be bigger and stronger and able to kick the shiat out of 99% of the women who would physically threaten us..... so they get to mouth of however much they want with it being absolutely unacceptable for us to punch them just for their words. I see no problem with this.
 
2012-05-10 06:55:04 PM

YourMomHasAProfile: "Smash" is a euphamism for sex in the black community ***face palm***


I believe you mean "Smizzle"
 
2012-05-10 06:59:47 PM

serial arseonist: YourMomHasAProfile: "Smash" is a euphamism for sex in the black community ***face palm***

I believe you mean "Smizzle"


I thought it was Shmuck.
 
2012-05-10 07:02:27 PM
In my experience loud, pushy attention whores that who enjoy rough sex and getting wasted off their ass often overestimate their fighting prowess while underestimating their boyfriend's tolerance for getting arm punched,scratched, kicked and occasionally stabbed while being verbally abused.
 
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