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2012-05-10 05:11:29 PM
16 votes:
This is kinda how I imagined Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher on their wedding night.
2012-05-10 05:25:45 PM
11 votes:
I think HappyPlace summed it up correctly: If Time Magazine's new cover was honest

static.happyplace.com
2012-05-10 12:46:07 PM
11 votes:
images.wikia.com
2012-05-10 12:27:16 PM
9 votes:
This headline implies that someone in the article was trying to breastfeed Pac-Man. I feel cheated.
2012-05-10 12:32:55 PM
8 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Don't hop up on a pedestal and pretend like you're some sort of super mom for doing that.


I don't think she's on a pedestal. The kid seems to be on a chair, though.

/takes things literally
2012-05-10 05:06:20 PM
6 votes:

RodneyToady: The My Little Pony Killer: Don't hop up on a pedestal and pretend like you're some sort of super mom for doing that.

I don't think she's on a pedestal. The kid seems to be on a chair, though.

/takes things literally


You should give them back then.
2012-05-10 03:16:35 PM
5 votes:
The future has been shown

www.tritalk.co.uk

I want bitty!
2012-05-10 02:16:29 PM
5 votes:
Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public I find it HIGHLY inappropriate. Why must they disgust us with this wholly unnatural display? It reminds me of the time a woman came into my small business, covered in tattoos and breastfeeding a baby. I said "I can't hire someone with tattoos in my small business. What would my customers say?"

She said "That's OK, I'm going to keep breastfeeding where ever and whenever I want. Because of your trampling of my rights, I'm taking my kid to a moil to get him circumcised right now."

Can you imagine if I had a tattooed, breastfeeding woman getting her child a circumcision in my small business? What would my customers say?
2012-05-10 03:49:15 PM
4 votes:
I don't see the big deal.

I'm 40 and suckling right now.

(Your mom is laughing while I type this)
2012-05-10 12:42:26 PM
4 votes:

Speaker2Animals: Lorelle: One of my aunts breastfed all 5 of her kids until they were age 4. All of said kids are now adults and married with kids of their own. All are college graduates; one is a teacher, another is a doctor.

I have no idea if any of my female cousins breastfed their kids.

Do they teach correlation vs. causation in college?


Wouldn't matter. It was the cousins that went, not her.
2012-05-10 12:31:34 PM
4 votes:
Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.
2012-05-10 12:41:10 PM
3 votes:

Lorelle: One of my aunts breastfed all 5 of her kids until they were age 4. All of said kids are now adults and married with kids of their own. All are college graduates; one is a teacher, another is a doctor.

I have no idea if any of my female cousins breastfed their kids.


Do they teach correlation vs. causation in college?
2012-05-11 02:09:42 PM
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.markmushakian.com
2012-05-10 10:27:38 PM
2 votes:
img851.imageshack.us

The kid looks like: "Yeah, I know you want this."
2012-05-10 07:40:38 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

In a few years, this will be all that's left of your son.
2012-05-10 07:07:51 PM
2 votes:
Om MOM MOM?
2012-05-10 07:00:46 PM
2 votes:
Odd for Time magazine to take its cue from Juggs.
2012-05-10 06:08:05 PM
2 votes:
Did GIS for "adult baby", Can't stop laughing!

gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net
2012-05-10 05:46:27 PM
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public I find it HIGHLY inappropriate. Why must they disgust us with this wholly unnatural display? It reminds me of the time a woman came into my small business, covered in tattoos and breastfeeding a baby. I said "I can't hire someone with tattoos in my small business. What would my customers say?"

She said "That's OK, I'm going to keep breastfeeding where ever and whenever I want. Because of your trampling of my rights, I'm taking my kid to a moil to get him circumcised right now."

Can you imagine if I had a tattooed, breastfeeding woman getting her child a circumcision in my small business? What would my customers say?


After the circumcision was completed, they'd tell you to take the foreskin to the back of your small business and tailor it into a nice little wallet that can rubbed on until it turns into a brief case.

That's what they'd tell you.
2012-05-10 05:40:43 PM
2 votes:
imgbit.com
2012-05-10 05:27:03 PM
2 votes:
Wonder what the other kids are going to say when he's in High School and mommy shows up because he forgot his lunch.
BC
2012-05-10 05:21:52 PM
2 votes:

mysticcat:
I hate breastfeeding nazis


Indeed...they tend to hit you in the eye with that stupid salute.
2012-05-10 05:19:54 PM
2 votes:

Canton: BunkyBrewman: Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.

That picture is going to be plastered on everything that kid owns now through his entire school and work career.

That kid's gonna be home-schooled. I can see it now...


He'll have his next 15 minutes of fame when he has sex with his teacher.
2012-05-10 05:17:38 PM
2 votes:

BigLuca: This is kinda how I imagined Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher on their wedding night.


Until Ashton's dad, Bruce Willis, burst in.

founditemclothing.com

/seemed appropriate, but I can't say why.
2012-05-10 03:10:52 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.

This. Mom isn't even thinking about her kid's future


I'm not a kid and that isn't my mother.

Growth hormone deficiency does have its upside.
2012-05-10 03:00:23 PM
2 votes:
i253.photobucket.com
2012-05-10 02:42:21 PM
2 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: I was were bottle feed.


Sorry. pet peave.
2012-05-10 02:40:10 PM
2 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.


Meh, it won't be a problem as long as his Mom has the good sense to protect their names from... oh for Christ's sake.
2012-05-10 02:17:38 PM
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Sybarite: Fear_and_Loathing: I had friends breastfeed until the kids were six or so. My kids got off the boob much sooner. However, she is hot and thin and breastfeeding does take off the pregnancy weight. The article was just meant to garner reaction. I am neither for against breastfeeding your 16 year old, it would seem to be a personal choice. If they aren't one of your students.


Um, I'm pretty open minded, but I'm going to have to draw the line at breastfeeding your kid after they get their driver's license. I mean, can't they just drive themselves to the Dairy Queen?

You can get breastmilk at Dairy Queen now?


Yes, but it comes from the Midwest. I only drink the finest Cambodian breastmilks.
2012-05-10 02:14:30 PM
2 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: I had friends breastfeed until the kids were six or so. My kids got off the boob much sooner. However, she is hot and thin and breastfeeding does take off the pregnancy weight. The article was just meant to garner reaction. I am neither for against breastfeeding your 16 year old, it would seem to be a personal choice. If they aren't one of your students.



Um, I'm pretty open minded, but I'm going to have to draw the line at breastfeeding your kid after they get their driver's license. I mean, can't they just drive themselves to the Dairy Queen?
2012-05-10 12:50:57 PM
2 votes:
a.scpr.org
2012-05-10 12:44:53 PM
2 votes:
Is it student/teacher photo day?

/DNRTFA
2012-05-11 08:58:53 AM
1 votes:
I dunno, you shouldn't have a milk moustache if you're old enough to grow a real moustache.

www.thebigbags.com
2012-05-11 12:57:38 AM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.


That picture is going to be plastered on everything that kid owns now through his entire school and work career.
2012-05-10 11:14:58 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: Because the kid came from some traumatic background, and she thought it would be a comfort for him. Would you guys calm down? I'm starting to think 9beers really is a racist.


i54.tinypic.com
2012-05-10 09:59:12 PM
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: Am I mistaken that the younger child is her own natural child? If that is the case, when she adopted the 3 year old, she was already nursing the younger one, so there was no need to induce lactation.


No, that's what happened. She was already breastfeeding her own child when the 3 year old showed up. I guess she looked at him and figured....

memedepot.com
2012-05-10 08:58:42 PM
1 votes:

Babwa Wawa: sleeps in trees: My theory has always been if the child had theory of mind (reasoning and self awareness) he/she would still not be shiatting themselves.

Really? I've seen kids use the potty to manipulate their parents in a very rational manner.


A child with the ability to manipulate the parents is a reflection of the parents, not the child. If you are unable to recognize that you are being manipulated by a young child, you are a failure as a parent.
2012-05-10 08:36:18 PM
1 votes:

9beers: She also has an adopted 5 year old that still breastfeeds as well. By the way, he's black. Hmmmmm, wonder why Time didn't him on the cover?


Because the GOP would have demanded his birth certificate?
2012-05-10 07:55:15 PM
1 votes:
static2.dmcdn.net
2012-05-10 07:18:06 PM
1 votes:

9beers: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: No farking way...

Yep, here's the article talking about her adopted 5 year old breast feeding. What makes it so creepy to me is that she didn't even adopt the kid until he was 3. She brought home a toddler and stuck a tit in his mouth.

Link


You didn't mention the 5 yr old is black in this post. Yer slippin' dude.
2012-05-10 07:17:09 PM
1 votes:

9beers: [m2.licdn.com image 200x200]

Here's both of her kids. The black boy is 5 and also breastfeeds.


Remember, once you go black....

you are a single mom!
2012-05-10 07:16:27 PM
1 votes:
www.reviewjournal.com

approves
2012-05-10 06:48:20 PM
1 votes:
I want to get my mouth on those breasts.

If you know what i mean.
2012-05-10 06:46:04 PM
1 votes:
I breastfed for a year and that was quite enough. One day I said, OK, you're eating enough solid food, you can drink out of a sippy cup, my boobs are done here. And we stopped.

And then I could smoke pot again, yay!
2012-05-10 06:38:38 PM
1 votes:
I was thinking more along the lines of "Can't she find someone closer to her own age to fill that role?".
2012-05-10 06:33:56 PM
1 votes:
it's OK, I suppose, as long as she brings enough to share.
2012-05-10 06:32:24 PM
1 votes:
Sybarite:
Um, I'm pretty open minded, but I'm going to have to draw the line at breastfeeding your kid after they get their driver's license. I mean, can't they just drive themselves to the Dairy Queen?

Heh, I had a neighbor with a whacked-out childhood who told me her mother stopped breastfeeding her brother when he accidently burned her with his cigarette.
2012-05-10 06:24:27 PM
1 votes:
I wonder what else she thinks is "biologically normal".

fap.
2012-05-10 06:17:03 PM
1 votes:

ace in your face: theknuckler_33: I'm not some kind of Sears advocate, but I'll take that claim with a grain of salt for now. If it turns out to be true, I'm pretty skeptical of that approach. Maybe I'm an exception, but parenting doesn't seem like rocket science to me. Keep them healthy, start early on motor skills and education, spend a lot of time with them, lots of hugs and I-love-you's, be consistent with discipline, and if you are a two parent household... show a united front and don't fight in front of the kids. When the kid has a basic set of teeth, time for regular food.

Wholeheartedly agree. Except the teeth part. My daughter got her first 2 by 2 months. Had 16 by 9 months. She looked like one of those talking babies with the superimposed adult mouth.


Well, I'm just going by memory with my kid. She was over 2 months premature, so was behind the curve on many developmental levels. She's 9 now and completely normal (well... 'normal'). Time frames obviously can be months early/late for various things. But seriously... if your kid is over 2 and breastfeeding is a normal activity (e.g. you are not in the weening process), that's really really bizarre. It is bad and they should feel bad. The woman in TFA is breastfeeding a 4 and a 5 year old... she should be seeing a psychologist.
2012-05-10 06:16:17 PM
1 votes:
edge.ebaumsworld.com
2012-05-10 06:12:27 PM
1 votes:
I did'nt start breast feeding till I was 15, and it was on the neighbor girl down the street!
2012-05-10 06:05:02 PM
1 votes:

Kar98: Nick Nostril: I think that's just a model and a really farking lucky little kid.

Nope.


I'd still pound that like a Mexican roofer.

/ and then leave the country
2012-05-10 06:03:54 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Nabb1: Nadie_AZ: The My Little Pony Killer: That has nothing to do with being "mom enough." All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.

What are you talking about?

In our hunter-gatherer ancestors, who had no knowledge of or access to other forms of contraception, frequent and prolonged breastfeeding by day and by night resulted in children being born about 4 years apart, and appropriate introduction of modern forms of contraception. Even to this day, breastfeeding still prevents more births in most developing countries than all modern forms of contraception

Link

Yes, they told my wife and I all about that when we had to take classes about natural family planning before we got married in the Catholic Church, and I can tell you, that method is not fool-proof. I know some folks who have had "Irish twins" thinking that was effective.

No, I agree with you on that- it isn't a fool proof method of contraception. But it does show that breast feeding can and is done for much longer than 6 months.

I know I read somewhere that in hunter gatherer tribes, women breast fed children until 6 or so -as it was their only source of food. I can't find any links on it, however.


It only works cause its hard to fark with a 4 year old in the way.
2012-05-10 06:00:02 PM
1 votes:
m2.licdn.com

Here's both of her kids. The black boy is 5 and also breastfeeds.
2012-05-10 05:58:58 PM
1 votes:
Odd? In developed areas, sure. Creepy? Not if you know that many cultures breastfeed for two to three years.

But I forgot this is Fark:

PEOPLE STOP DOING THINGS I DON'T DO

THE UNFAMILIAR SCARES ME

SHARP KNEES
2012-05-10 05:51:49 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-10 05:45:22 PM
1 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: and they let the kid suckle their now dry boobs.

Then this is clearly a case of molestation. If there is no milk, then she is not breastfeeding anymore...she is just letting some kid suck her tits.


and fiscally irresponsible since she could rent that space out to taller folks and use the money to by the kid some Cap'n Crunch.
2012-05-10 05:42:27 PM
1 votes:
At what age is this considered incest. And yes, I am a little jealous. Got MILF?
2012-05-10 05:34:32 PM
1 votes:
I'm disappointed that nobody posted this yet or tried to guess where she falls:

www.codinghorror.com
2012-05-10 05:33:33 PM
1 votes:
She also has an adopted 5 year old that still breastfeeds as well. By the way, he's black. Hmmmmm, wonder why Time didn't him on the cover?
2012-05-10 05:23:31 PM
1 votes:
If they're old enough to ask for it, they're too old.
2012-05-10 05:14:58 PM
1 votes:
I love sucking titties. Nice, MILF titties. I was NEVER weaned. Properly.
2012-05-10 05:14:02 PM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.


By then, his name WILL BE Shirley.
2012-05-10 05:12:17 PM
1 votes:
i wasn't breast fed when I was a baby.

My mom just wanted to be friends.
2012-05-10 05:10:47 PM
1 votes:
www.drunktiki.com
2012-05-10 05:09:57 PM
1 votes:
If you think Attachment Parenting has anything at all to do with breastfeeding your child into toddlerhood, you are farking brain damaged. I'm not typically one for hyperbole, but that woman needs to be biatchslapped. Hard.
2012-05-10 05:06:36 PM
1 votes:
I think it safe to say that most of the male Farkers are still sucking tit.
2012-05-10 03:50:38 PM
1 votes:
Lysa Arryn?
2012-05-10 02:39:07 PM
1 votes:
I was bottle feed.
2012-05-10 02:35:12 PM
1 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: had


So mom DOES burn fossil fuels?

/;P
2012-05-10 02:15:35 PM
1 votes:

Sybarite: Fear_and_Loathing: I had friends breastfeed until the kids were six or so. My kids got off the boob much sooner. However, she is hot and thin and breastfeeding does take off the pregnancy weight. The article was just meant to garner reaction. I am neither for against breastfeeding your 16 year old, it would seem to be a personal choice. If they aren't one of your students.


Um, I'm pretty open minded, but I'm going to have to draw the line at breastfeeding your kid after they get their driver's license. I mean, can't they just drive themselves to the Dairy Queen?


You can get breastmilk at Dairy Queen now?
2012-05-10 12:47:26 PM
1 votes:
images.allocine.fr

Approves of magazine.
2012-05-10 12:21:55 PM
1 votes:
That has nothing to do with being "mom enough." All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.

You're still breastfeeding because your kid still wants to and because you still want a child to breastfeed. Don't hop up on a pedestal and pretend like you're some sort of super mom for doing that.
 
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