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2012-05-10 05:22:27 PM
An introspective Canadian, a belligerent American and a sarcastic Pom walk into a comments section prompting a diplomatic Australian to chime in with a joke.
 
2012-05-10 05:22:55 PM

Cagey B: This headline implies that someone in the article was trying to breastfeed Pac-Man. I feel cheated.


It's more Fozzie Bear and less Pac-Man.

IIRC, some women experience an orgasmic response during breastfeeding, which could account for some of these lengthy nursing relationships.

/Don't care one way or another
//Milk-filled boobies are fun
 
2012-05-10 05:23:00 PM
She looks like a biatch.
 
2012-05-10 05:23:31 PM
If they're old enough to ask for it, they're too old.
 
2012-05-10 05:23:36 PM
Once it stops being about providing nutrition to the baby, it becomes about something else.

WHAT that something else is, I dont know..but its clearly NOT about providing the child with nourishment.
 
2012-05-10 05:23:37 PM
What a pair of tits and boobies might look like:

static.guim.co.uk

img.ffffound.com
 
2012-05-10 05:23:59 PM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-05-10 05:24:35 PM

meat0918: I just need to say, Dr. Sears is this generations Dr. Spock, and it will turn out just as well as all his advice did.


yeah, what a tool.
 
2012-05-10 05:25:36 PM
:
 
2012-05-10 05:25:42 PM

9beers: What the hell is attachment parenting? I'm assuming it's like helicopter parenting.


I didn't know either and while I have not done any kind of extensive research, it seems to be a name given to what would otherwise be considered common sense. You know, cultivating a bond with your child.
 
2012-05-10 05:25:44 PM
Life is good, eh Aram?
 
2012-05-10 05:25:44 PM
I like boobs.


just an FYI.
 
2012-05-10 05:25:45 PM
I think HappyPlace summed it up correctly: If Time Magazine's new cover was honest

static.happyplace.com
 
2012-05-10 05:26:06 PM

derpdeederp: I am 32 and would like to get in on some breastfeeding with this mom.


Came here to say this. I would punch that kid in the head and knock him off that boob.

/mom is hot.
 
2012-05-10 05:26:11 PM
jennyz: Oh goody, a breast feeding thread! I'm better than all of you

Please feel free to whip those gals out and prove it, ma'am.
 
2012-05-10 05:26:34 PM

theknuckler_33: You are farked up. Seriously.


Do what you will with your kids. Mine breast feed for about a year and a half. I am on neither side of the issue. Oddly all the kids turned out well. Oddly, some parents go overboard, it is natural. But if their kids grow up okay, who says they are wrong.
 
2012-05-10 05:27:00 PM
I remember stuff from when I was 5, 4 not so much and 3???
I'm not sure this part of childhood with one's mother should be a permanent laden memory for the child.
This appear to be more about the mothers unwillingness to become detached and give the child room to grow than filling a need in the child.
 
2012-05-10 05:27:02 PM

Shostie: [images.wikia.com image 310x281]


beat me to it!

I'm hungry!
 
2012-05-10 05:27:03 PM
Wonder what the other kids are going to say when he's in High School and mommy shows up because he forgot his lunch.
 
2012-05-10 05:27:06 PM
Does this stupid twat have no idea how much shiat is going to come down on her kids at school over this? This is going to follow them all the way through high school and they're going to be teased about it relentlessly.
 
2012-05-10 05:28:31 PM

bessyglass: Do we know if that is an actual mother/son pair or is it a posed picture using models? The questions never end.


We who can read do know.
 
2012-05-10 05:28:57 PM
That's farking foul.

Any woman breast feeding a toddler isn't doing it for the child's benefit.

And way to fark your kid over for some fleeting attention whoring.
 
2012-05-10 05:29:25 PM

meat0918: I just need to say, Dr. Sears is this generations Dr. Spock, and it will turn out just as well as all his advice did.


FWIW, I haven't seen anything to indicate that Dr. Sears advocates breast feeding into toddlerhood.

/didn't do a lot of research though
 
2012-05-10 05:29:43 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: The future has been shown

[www.tritalk.co.uk image 300x210]

I want bitty!


Came for bitty reference. +eleventy
 
2012-05-10 05:31:07 PM

HotWingConspiracy: That's farking foul.

Any woman breast feeding a toddler isn't doing it for the child's benefit.

And way to fark your kid over for some fleeting attention whoring.


Kinda makes me wonder if its pedophilia by the mother...using a wholesome act as a cover for just wanting to get her tits sucked.
 
2012-05-10 05:31:29 PM

upright_apes_r_us: I remember stuff from when I was 5, 4 not so much and 3???
I'm not sure this part of childhood with one's mother should be a permanent laden memory for the child.
This appear to be more about the mothers unwillingness to become detached and give the child room to grow than filling a need in the child.


I got cut off on my 3rd birthday and I don't remember it at all. I'm trying to get my daughter to quit but she's mamas little girl. She is only 15 months though. The only reason I keep it up is because when we fly on planes it instantly shuts her up.

/moving to Germany soon, will quit after.
 
2012-05-10 05:32:02 PM

Chocolatey Shatner: An introspective Canadian, a belligerent American and a sarcastic Pom walk into a comments section prompting a diplomatic Australian to chime in with a joke.


I like that comment.
 
2012-05-10 05:32:24 PM
MASTURBATION TIME!

MASTURBATION TIME!

MASTURBATION TIME!
 
2012-05-10 05:32:38 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Once it stops being about providing nutrition to the baby, it becomes about something else.

WHAT that something else is, I dont know..but its clearly NOT about providing the child with nourishment.


I've noticed something among the mom's that don't stop the breastfeeding.

1) It's their first kid

2) They've made their entire lives since getting pregnant about being the perfect mom, and doing everything exactly right, and not being their mother.

3) By the time the third pops out and all they are doing is breastfeeding all three kids, they start to cut them off. It doesn't stop with two. I know many mothers that love both kids simultaneously breastfeeding.

4) Dr. Sears is an intimate part of their life.

I'd add in that most of them are also crunchy vegetarian hippies, but I think that is more a function of where I live than anything associated with attachment parenting.
 
2012-05-10 05:33:12 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: theknuckler_33: You are farked up. Seriously.

Do what you will with your kids. Mine breast feed for about a year and a half. I am on neither side of the issue. Oddly all the kids turned out well. Oddly, some parents go overboard, it is natural. But if their kids grow up okay, who says they are wrong.


Common sense. If you wouldn't give them a bottle, don't give them the tit. It's pretty simple really.

Or, in other words...

evilsofa: If they're old enough to ask for it, they're too old.


Some kids grow up OK while being abused. Their growing up "OK" isn't the metric by which you measure a parenting technique as successful or good or acceptable.
 
2012-05-10 05:33:33 PM
She also has an adopted 5 year old that still breastfeeds as well. By the way, he's black. Hmmmmm, wonder why Time didn't him on the cover?
 
2012-05-10 05:33:36 PM

theknuckler_33: meat0918: I just need to say, Dr. Sears is this generations Dr. Spock, and it will turn out just as well as all his advice did.

FWIW, I haven't seen anything to indicate that Dr. Sears advocates breast feeding into toddlerhood.

/didn't do a lot of research though


I'm under the impression that sears is into baby led weaning, which can mean till whenever the fark they want. I don't have a cite for it I just have yipster friends who are into it.
 
2012-05-10 05:33:43 PM

Babwa Wawa: I see normally open-minded women just tear into each other over their child-rearing practices. The first few times I saw it, I was taken aback by its viciousness. Now it seems normal to me. Never seen a good explanation for it, though.


I think the chain of mental logic goes: "I don't raise my children the way you do" => "My way is better than your way" => "Therefore your way is hurting your child" ... and then it gets ugly. Nobody wants to hear someone tell them they're hurting their own child.
 
2012-05-10 05:33:53 PM
Anything to avoid talking about the economy and hurting Obama's reelection chances.
 
2012-05-10 05:34:32 PM
I'm disappointed that nobody posted this yet or tried to guess where she falls:

www.codinghorror.com
 
2012-05-10 05:35:44 PM

LawrencePerson: Anything to avoid talking about the economy and hurting Obama's reelection chances.


[points and laughs at Lawrence Person]
 
2012-05-10 05:36:05 PM

9beers: Does this stupid twat have no idea how much shiat is going to come down on her kids at school over this? This is going to follow them all the way through high school and they're going to be teased about it relentlessly.


I think they'll just have friends that always want to spend the night.
 
2012-05-10 05:36:53 PM
Why no use breastpump?
 
2012-05-10 05:37:01 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: That has nothing to do with being "mom enough." All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.

You're still breastfeeding because your kid still wants to and because you still want a child to breastfeed. Don't hop up on a pedestal and pretend like you're some sort of super mom for doing that.


Done in one.


Photo is creepy. Assuming the article is too.
 
2012-05-10 05:37:47 PM

ace in your face: theknuckler_33: meat0918: I just need to say, Dr. Sears is this generations Dr. Spock, and it will turn out just as well as all his advice did.

FWIW, I haven't seen anything to indicate that Dr. Sears advocates breast feeding into toddlerhood.

/didn't do a lot of research though

I'm under the impression that sears is into baby led weaning, which can mean till whenever the fark they want. I don't have a cite for it I just have yipster friends who are into it.


Yes, that's what he advocates. I was commenting more on this apparent deification of Dr. Sears and his methods being similar to Dr. Spock's deification in the popular media.

Let the child wean them self. It's good advice. I've been witness to mother's that let their child wean themselves, and then the kid changes their mind a few months down the road, and they let the kid suckle their now dry boobs.

Of course, after a few days of on and off stimulation this woman started lactating again, and got to insufferable to be around.

//Yeah, I'm using fark to vent my frustration with super smug parents.
 
2012-05-10 05:38:52 PM

meat0918: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: At what point does it cease to be about providing nourishment and become molestation?

I dare you to go down to Saturday Market and ask one of the many mothers breastfeeding their preschoolers that question.

:)


We could turn it into a drinking game. Drink every time they say

Oppressor (two drinks if it's preceded with "male")
Patriarchic
Societal Norms
Mother Gaia

Chug if they go into an anti-vax non sequitur
 
2012-05-10 05:38:58 PM

Somacandra: Fear_and_Loathing: I was were bottle feed.

Sorry. pet peave peeve.


FTFY
 
2012-05-10 05:38:59 PM
I so want some.
 
2012-05-10 05:39:44 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: HotWingConspiracy: That's farking foul.

Any woman breast feeding a toddler isn't doing it for the child's benefit.

And way to fark your kid over for some fleeting attention whoring.

Kinda makes me wonder if its pedophilia by the mother...using a wholesome act as a cover for just wanting to get her tits sucked.


I doubt there is a sexual angle, but I simply can't accept that she doesn't have some mental mommy shiat going on.
 
2012-05-10 05:40:05 PM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: meat0918: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: At what point does it cease to be about providing nourishment and become molestation?

I dare you to go down to Saturday Market and ask one of the many mothers breastfeeding their preschoolers that question.

:)

We could turn it into a drinking game. Drink every time they say

Oppressor (two drinks if it's preceded with "male")
Patriarchic
Societal Norms
Mother Gaia

Chug if they go into an anti-vax non sequitur


I think we know some of the same people.
 
2012-05-10 05:40:28 PM
I'm 33 and I would suck the milk out of her tits multiple times a day given the chance.
 
2012-05-10 05:40:43 PM
imgbit.com
 
2012-05-10 05:41:08 PM
My wife pretty much followed the AAP recommendations, breast feeding our two kids exclusively until 6-7 months and then introducing solid foods bit by bit. Both boys were weened completely at about 12-14 months. Our neighbor still breastfeeds her 3-year-old, although this has become an issue with the arrival of their second child - the older one gets extremely jealous that the baby gets priority. Neighbor says she wishes she had weened earlier.

Personally I think it would be fine going to maybe 2 years old or so, but when the child is old enough to ask for it (you know, with words) it is probably time to stop. Going beyond 3+, it generally seems to have more to do with the mother's attachment issues than it does with doing something healthy or positive for the child - she just doesn't want to lose her special connection with the kid.

On the other hand, I've also met some women who just couldn't be bothered to breastfeed (or didn't want to breastfeed because it would mean they couldn't drink). I think I would go with a little too long versus too short or not at all. Note - not suggesting selfishness is the only reason women don't breastfeed babies, cases absolutely exist where it just doesn't work for one reason or another out of their control.
 
2012-05-10 05:41:12 PM
and they let the kid suckle their now dry boobs.

Then this is clearly a case of molestation. If there is no milk, then she is not breastfeeding anymore...she is just letting some kid suck her tits.
 
2012-05-10 05:42:27 PM
At what age is this considered incest. And yes, I am a little jealous. Got MILF?
 
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