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2012-05-10 03:50:38 PM
Lysa Arryn?
 
2012-05-10 03:51:56 PM

Nabb1: Nadie_AZ: The My Little Pony Killer: That has nothing to do with being "mom enough." All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.

What are you talking about?

In our hunter-gatherer ancestors, who had no knowledge of or access to other forms of contraception, frequent and prolonged breastfeeding by day and by night resulted in children being born about 4 years apart, and appropriate introduction of modern forms of contraception. Even to this day, breastfeeding still prevents more births in most developing countries than all modern forms of contraception

Link

Yes, they told my wife and I all about that when we had to take classes about natural family planning before we got married in the Catholic Church, and I can tell you, that method is not fool-proof. I know some folks who have had "Irish twins" thinking that was effective.


No, I agree with you on that- it isn't a fool proof method of contraception. But it does show that breast feeding can and is done for much longer than 6 months.

I know I read somewhere that in hunter gatherer tribes, women breast fed children until 6 or so -as it was their only source of food. I can't find any links on it, however.
 
2012-05-10 04:02:06 PM
Kid had better learn to fight, or else it's gonna be, "Mama's Boy" this, and "Milk Baby" that, and "Your mom's still pretty hot so where does the line start so I can get on the other one" the other thing.
 
2012-05-10 04:06:31 PM
Do what you want. Don't be an overbearing coont.

I see normally open-minded women just tear into each other over their child-rearing practices. The first few times I saw it, I was taken aback by its viciousness. Now it seems normal to me.

Never seen a good explanation for it, though.
 
2012-05-10 04:36:32 PM

Somacandra: The My Little Pony Killer: All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.

O'RLY? That must be why the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends breastmilk until at least 1 year old and as long as both mom and baby want it.


I don't know about much of that, but the statement that breastfeeding reduces the incidence of allergy is bullshiat. In fact, prolonged breastfeeding increases the risk of asthma and allergies. Studies have repeatedly shown that dietary restrictions during pregnancy, lactation, and infancy do not decrease the risk of food allergies. In countries where peanuts are restricted for the first 3 years of life, the rate of peanut allergy is ten-fold higher than in countries where the are introduced early on after controlling for genetic and socio-economic factors.

I hate breastfeeding nazis

/board certified in Allergy and Immunology
 
2012-05-10 05:06:20 PM

RodneyToady: The My Little Pony Killer: Don't hop up on a pedestal and pretend like you're some sort of super mom for doing that.

I don't think she's on a pedestal. The kid seems to be on a chair, though.

/takes things literally


You should give them back then.
 
2012-05-10 05:06:36 PM
I think it safe to say that most of the male Farkers are still sucking tit.
 
2012-05-10 05:06:46 PM
Once your kid has teeth...it should not be breastfeeding.. And doing it till they are 5 and 6 is going to give them antisocial disorder and confuse them about breasts as a sexual organ also.
 
2012-05-10 05:07:26 PM
This seems to be more for the benefit of the mother than of the child.
 
2012-05-10 05:08:06 PM
I trust these Dr. Sears people to give advice on this about as much as I trust their vaccine advice.

Which is to say, not at all.

Why the fark do we have to get in each others faces about this thing?

Is it a woman superiority thing?

As a guy, I really don't care how long you're breastfeeding or not. Yeah, I think it's creepy if your 4 year old kid is still breast feeding, but that's your prerogative.

Just don't call my wife a bad parent because my kids weaned themselves earlier than some "expert" would have liked them too.
 
2012-05-10 05:09:26 PM
I am 32 and would like to get in on some breastfeeding with this mom.
 
2012-05-10 05:09:51 PM

BunkyBrewman: Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.

That picture is going to be plastered on everything that kid owns now through his entire school and work career.


That kid's gonna be home-schooled. I can see it now...
 
2012-05-10 05:09:57 PM
If you think Attachment Parenting has anything at all to do with breastfeeding your child into toddlerhood, you are farking brain damaged. I'm not typically one for hyperbole, but that woman needs to be biatchslapped. Hard.
 
2012-05-10 05:10:47 PM
www.drunktiki.com
 
2012-05-10 05:11:16 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: That has nothing to do with being "mom enough." All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.

You're still breastfeeding because your kid still wants to and because you still want a child to breastfeed. Don't hop up on a pedestal and pretend like you're some sort of super mom for doing that.



That's a stool, not a pedestal, and it's her heavily toothed child on it, not Cereal Mom.
 
2012-05-10 05:11:29 PM
This is kinda how I imagined Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher on their wedding night.
 
2012-05-10 05:11:57 PM
We use to have a neighbor who had a shiat load of kids. They were all breastfeeding to around 3 or 4 years old. Many times she'd just sit out in the front yard and they'd run up and get some. No... she wasn't something that was attractive either.
 
2012-05-10 05:12:06 PM

Shostie:


Came for this, leaving creeped out but satisfied.
 
2012-05-10 05:12:11 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: I had friends breastfeed until the kids were six or so.


What???
 
2012-05-10 05:12:17 PM
i wasn't breast fed when I was a baby.

My mom just wanted to be friends.
 
2012-05-10 05:12:19 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: I had friends breastfeed until the kids were six or so. My kids got off the boob much sooner. However, she is hot and thin and breastfeeding does take off the pregnancy weight. The article was just meant to garner reaction. I am neither for against breastfeeding your 16 year old, it would seem to be a personal choice. If they aren't one of your students.


You are farked up. Seriously.
 
2012-05-10 05:12:30 PM
I read it as "Man" and still clicked the link.
 
2012-05-10 05:13:29 PM

Rapmaster2000: Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public I find it HIGHLY inappropriate. Why must they disgust us with this wholly unnatural display? It reminds me of the time a woman came into my small business, covered in tattoos and breastfeeding a baby. I said "I can't hire someone with tattoos in my small business. What would my customers say?"

She said "That's OK, I'm going to keep breastfeeding where ever and whenever I want. Because of your trampling of my rights, I'm taking my kid to a moil to get him circumcised right now."

Can you imagine if I had a tattooed, breastfeeding woman getting her child a circumcision in my small business? What would my customers say?


Where's the lox, Murray?
 
2012-05-10 05:14:01 PM
Crazy biatch.
 
2012-05-10 05:14:02 PM

Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.


By then, his name WILL BE Shirley.
 
2012-05-10 05:14:08 PM

Babwa Wawa: Do what you want. Don't be an overbearing coont.

I see normally open-minded women just tear into each other over their child-rearing practices. The first few times I saw it, I was taken aback by its viciousness. Now it seems normal to me.

Never seen a good explanation for it, though.


Ever watch a group of older female chimpanzees run a fellow female out of the pack?

Same dynamic. It's sad to witness.

I've seen long term friendships dissolve in minutes between women that differed in child rearing practices.

I swear, if women could stop doing that to each other, they'd rule the freaking world overnight.
 
2012-05-10 05:14:25 PM

Lorelle: Speaker2Animals: Do they teach correlation vs. causation in college?

I'm not suggesting that breastfeeding your kids will make them college grads (my mom didn't breastfeed me or my brothers. All three of us attended college; two of us have degrees); I posted that to show that breastfeeding your kids until age 4 won't necessarily warp your kids for life.


Doesn't make it any less farked up. It's not necessarily about the effect on the kid, it's about being a complete loon as a parent. Who the fark gives their 4 year old a bottle? If you wouldn't give them a bottle, don't give them the tit.
 
2012-05-10 05:14:30 PM
lucky kid. I wonder how much of a mama's boy this kid is. My son didn't breastfeed but my wife did stay home with for two and half years and developed a hell of a bond with our son. Most of the time he wants nothing to do with me, only wants his mom. Anyone else experience this or has my own son already rejected me :(
 
2012-05-10 05:14:32 PM
I hope her kid lives long enough for all of the kids in school to tease him mercelessly.
Mommy who was all feminista-proud gets to end up as the well for his wrath.

Ah, the images in my head
 
2012-05-10 05:14:55 PM
I think she just wants someone sucking on her tit.
 
2012-05-10 05:14:58 PM
I love sucking titties. Nice, MILF titties. I was NEVER weaned. Properly.
 
2012-05-10 05:15:31 PM

bim1154: No... she wasn't something that was attractive either.


They never are. :(
 
2012-05-10 05:15:45 PM
I get the feeling that this woman will be harassing his college professors about his grades and showing up with him to job interviews in about 18 years.
 
2012-05-10 05:16:05 PM
Breast feeding?

Looks like a light snack at best.
 
2012-05-10 05:16:30 PM
At what point does it cease to be about providing nourishment and become molestation?
 
2012-05-10 05:16:46 PM

Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.


Right, once the kids at his daycare with a Time subscription set down to their morning coffee and see this, he will catch hell.
 
2012-05-10 05:17:19 PM
And here is the headline for this same Son/Mom pair in 13 years-
California Mom Mistie Atkinson Charged for Incest with 16-Year-Old Son; Sex Caught on Cell Phone
 
2012-05-10 05:17:38 PM

BigLuca: This is kinda how I imagined Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher on their wedding night.


Until Ashton's dad, Bruce Willis, burst in.

founditemclothing.com

/seemed appropriate, but I can't say why.
 
2012-05-10 05:17:40 PM

bessyglass: Do we know if that is an actual mother/son pair or is it a posed picture using models?


Those of us who read the first paragraph of the article know.
 
2012-05-10 05:17:46 PM

Rapmaster2000: Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public I find it HIGHLY inappropriate. Why must they disgust us with this wholly unnatural display? It reminds me of the time a woman came into my small business, covered in tattoos and breastfeeding a baby. I said "I can't hire someone with tattoos in my small business. What would my customers say?"

She said "That's OK, I'm going to keep breastfeeding where ever and whenever I want. Because of your trampling of my rights, I'm taking my kid to a moil to get him circumcised right now."

Can you imagine if I had a tattooed, breastfeeding woman getting her child a circumcision in my small business? What would my customers say?


t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-10 05:18:21 PM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: At what point does it cease to be about providing nourishment and become molestation?


I dare you to go down to Saturday Market and ask one of the many mothers breastfeeding their preschoolers that question.

:)
 
2012-05-10 05:18:49 PM
Stupid story. I'm sure many women would love to breastfeed longer but they don't keep producing milk for six years.
 
2012-05-10 05:19:07 PM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: At what point does it cease to be about providing nourishment and become molestation?


Band camp.
 
2012-05-10 05:19:12 PM
milkydreams.com

APPROVES!

/the chinese do it.
 
2012-05-10 05:19:54 PM

Canton: BunkyBrewman: Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.

That picture is going to be plastered on everything that kid owns now through his entire school and work career.

That kid's gonna be home-schooled. I can see it now...


He'll have his next 15 minutes of fame when he has sex with his teacher.
 
2012-05-10 05:20:10 PM
Oh goody, a breast feeding thread!

/I'm better than all of you
 
2012-05-10 05:21:51 PM
I just need to say, Dr. Sears is this generations Dr. Spock, and it will turn out just as well as all his advice did.
 
BC
2012-05-10 05:21:52 PM

mysticcat:
I hate breastfeeding nazis


Indeed...they tend to hit you in the eye with that stupid salute.
 
2012-05-10 05:21:53 PM
What the hell is attachment parenting? I'm assuming it's like helicopter parenting.
 
2012-05-10 05:22:25 PM
Make the bad man fly!
 
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