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2012-05-10 12:21:55 PM
That has nothing to do with being "mom enough." All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.

You're still breastfeeding because your kid still wants to and because you still want a child to breastfeed. Don't hop up on a pedestal and pretend like you're some sort of super mom for doing that.
 
2012-05-10 12:26:59 PM
She is pretty hot. But the crazy runs hot too.
 
2012-05-10 12:27:16 PM
This headline implies that someone in the article was trying to breastfeed Pac-Man. I feel cheated.
 
2012-05-10 12:28:44 PM
MILFtastic...but creepy.
 
2012-05-10 12:31:34 PM
Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.
 
2012-05-10 12:32:55 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Don't hop up on a pedestal and pretend like you're some sort of super mom for doing that.


I don't think she's on a pedestal. The kid seems to be on a chair, though.

/takes things literally
 
2012-05-10 12:33:55 PM

Cagey B: This headline implies that someone in the article was trying to breastfeed Pac-Man. I feel cheated.


The visual in my head is.. interesting... and highly amusing.
 
2012-05-10 12:37:29 PM
One of my aunts breastfed all 5 of her kids until they were age 4. All of said kids are now adults and married with kids of their own. All are college graduates; one is a teacher, another is a doctor.

I have no idea if any of my female cousins breastfed their kids.
 
2012-05-10 12:41:10 PM

Lorelle: One of my aunts breastfed all 5 of her kids until they were age 4. All of said kids are now adults and married with kids of their own. All are college graduates; one is a teacher, another is a doctor.

I have no idea if any of my female cousins breastfed their kids.


Do they teach correlation vs. causation in college?
 
2012-05-10 12:42:26 PM

Speaker2Animals: Lorelle: One of my aunts breastfed all 5 of her kids until they were age 4. All of said kids are now adults and married with kids of their own. All are college graduates; one is a teacher, another is a doctor.

I have no idea if any of my female cousins breastfed their kids.

Do they teach correlation vs. causation in college?


Wouldn't matter. It was the cousins that went, not her.
 
2012-05-10 12:43:27 PM
I had friends breastfeed until the kids were six or so. My kids got off the boob much sooner. However, she is hot and thin and breastfeeding does take off the pregnancy weight. The article was just meant to garner reaction. I am neither for against breastfeeding your 16 year old, it would seem to be a personal choice. If they aren't one of your students.
 
2012-05-10 12:44:14 PM

Speaker2Animals: Lorelle: One of my aunts breastfed all 5 of her kids until they were age 4. All of said kids are now adults and married with kids of their own. All are college graduates; one is a teacher, another is a doctor.

I have no idea if any of my female cousins breastfed their kids.

Do they teach correlation vs. causation in college?


I think the point is that the children grew up to be seemingly normal, well-adjusted adults despite being breast-fed for an unusually long time, not because of it.
 
2012-05-10 12:44:25 PM
heh...tits.
 
2012-05-10 12:44:53 PM
Is it student/teacher photo day?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-05-10 12:45:05 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: I am neither for against breastfeeding your 16 year old, it would seem to be a personal choice.


I'm pretty against making up bullshiat excuses to do it. If you want to do it, if your kid wants to do it, JUST DO IT.
 
2012-05-10 12:45:42 PM

Speaker2Animals: Do they teach correlation vs. causation in college?


I'm not suggesting that breastfeeding your kids will make them college grads (my mom didn't breastfeed me or my brothers. All three of us attended college; two of us have degrees); I posted that to show that breastfeeding your kids until age 4 won't necessarily warp your kids for life.
 
2012-05-10 12:46:07 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-10 12:47:26 PM
images.allocine.fr

Approves of magazine.
 
2012-05-10 12:50:57 PM
a.scpr.org
 
2012-05-10 12:53:58 PM

Speaker2Animals: Do they teach correlation vs. causation in college?


I learned not to jump to conclusions without knowing the facts.

The My Little Pony Killer: Wouldn't matter. It was the cousins that went, not her.


See above answer.

/USC class of 1984
 
2012-05-10 12:57:03 PM

Lorelle: See above answer.

/USC class of 1984


To be clear, I was being a pedant S2A's post.
 
2012-05-10 12:57:40 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Lorelle: See above answer.

/USC class of 1984

To be clear, I was being a pedant S2A's post.


pedant ABOUT

/durr hurr
 
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2012-05-10 12:58:14 PM
cache.ohinternet.com
Obligatory
 
2012-05-10 01:01:02 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: To be clear, I was being a pedant S2A's post.

pedant ABOUT

/durr hurr


pic70.picturetrail.com
 
2012-05-10 01:20:40 PM
Do we know if that is an actual mother/son pair or is it a posed picture using models? The questions never end.
 
2012-05-10 02:14:30 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: I had friends breastfeed until the kids were six or so. My kids got off the boob much sooner. However, she is hot and thin and breastfeeding does take off the pregnancy weight. The article was just meant to garner reaction. I am neither for against breastfeeding your 16 year old, it would seem to be a personal choice. If they aren't one of your students.



Um, I'm pretty open minded, but I'm going to have to draw the line at breastfeeding your kid after they get their driver's license. I mean, can't they just drive themselves to the Dairy Queen?
 
2012-05-10 02:15:35 PM

Sybarite: Fear_and_Loathing: I had friends breastfeed until the kids were six or so. My kids got off the boob much sooner. However, she is hot and thin and breastfeeding does take off the pregnancy weight. The article was just meant to garner reaction. I am neither for against breastfeeding your 16 year old, it would seem to be a personal choice. If they aren't one of your students.


Um, I'm pretty open minded, but I'm going to have to draw the line at breastfeeding your kid after they get their driver's license. I mean, can't they just drive themselves to the Dairy Queen?


You can get breastmilk at Dairy Queen now?
 
2012-05-10 02:16:29 PM
Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public I find it HIGHLY inappropriate. Why must they disgust us with this wholly unnatural display? It reminds me of the time a woman came into my small business, covered in tattoos and breastfeeding a baby. I said "I can't hire someone with tattoos in my small business. What would my customers say?"

She said "That's OK, I'm going to keep breastfeeding where ever and whenever I want. Because of your trampling of my rights, I'm taking my kid to a moil to get him circumcised right now."

Can you imagine if I had a tattooed, breastfeeding woman getting her child a circumcision in my small business? What would my customers say?
 
2012-05-10 02:17:38 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Sybarite: Fear_and_Loathing: I had friends breastfeed until the kids were six or so. My kids got off the boob much sooner. However, she is hot and thin and breastfeeding does take off the pregnancy weight. The article was just meant to garner reaction. I am neither for against breastfeeding your 16 year old, it would seem to be a personal choice. If they aren't one of your students.


Um, I'm pretty open minded, but I'm going to have to draw the line at breastfeeding your kid after they get their driver's license. I mean, can't they just drive themselves to the Dairy Queen?

You can get breastmilk at Dairy Queen now?


Yes, but it comes from the Midwest. I only drink the finest Cambodian breastmilks.
 
2012-05-10 02:23:26 PM
That kid is going to get his ass kicked for this some day.
 
2012-05-10 02:32:06 PM

Sybarite: Um, I'm pretty open minded, but I'm going to have to draw the line at breastfeeding your kid after they get their driver's license. I mean, can't they just drive themselves to the Dairy Queen?


They can but the drive in at home is closer and does burn fossil fuels. Therefore it is a green choice. Kinda like where I used to work. They asked how they could save money, I found fifteen freezers with their doors open set to global cooling. I suggested the doors could be closed and the plugs pulled. The doors weren't really the issue. They has apparently all been running that way for 2-3 years.
 
2012-05-10 02:32:51 PM
had
 
2012-05-10 02:35:12 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: had


So mom DOES burn fossil fuels?

/;P
 
2012-05-10 02:35:17 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: That kid is going to get his ass kicked for this some day.


What's worse is all his friends are going to want to have sex with his mom.

I know I do.
 
2012-05-10 02:38:47 PM
0kay, I forgot a not there also.
 
2012-05-10 02:39:07 PM
I was bottle feed.
 
2012-05-10 02:40:10 PM

Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.


Meh, it won't be a problem as long as his Mom has the good sense to protect their names from... oh for Christ's sake.
 
2012-05-10 02:40:27 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.


O'RLY? That must be why the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends breastmilk until at least 1 year old and as long as both mom and baby want it.
 
2012-05-10 02:42:21 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: I was were bottle feed.


Sorry. pet peave.
 
2012-05-10 02:48:14 PM
Seth: I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.

Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
 
2012-05-10 02:49:02 PM
Dat tit!
 
2012-05-10 03:00:23 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-10 03:00:46 PM

Lorelle: Speaker2Animals: Do they teach correlation vs. causation in college?

I'm not suggesting that breastfeeding your kids will make them college grads (my mom didn't breastfeed me or my brothers. All three of us attended college; two of us have degrees); I posted that to show that breastfeeding your kids until age 4 won't necessarily warp your kids for life.


How do you know that? Are you aware of every aspect in their private lives? Do you know their sexual predilections, or how they are behind closed doors? They might be warped but look outwardly normal.
 
2012-05-10 03:06:08 PM

Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.


This. Mom isn't even thinking about her kid's future
 
2012-05-10 03:10:52 PM

scottydoesntknow: Relatively Obscure: Surely there's no chance this kid will rue the day this photo was published.

This. Mom isn't even thinking about her kid's future


I'm not a kid and that isn't my mother.

Growth hormone deficiency does have its upside.
 
2012-05-10 03:12:35 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: That has nothing to do with being "mom enough." All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.


What are you talking about?

In our hunter-gatherer ancestors, who had no knowledge of or access to other forms of contraception, frequent and prolonged breastfeeding by day and by night resulted in children being born about 4 years apart, and appropriate introduction of modern forms of contraception. Even to this day, breastfeeding still prevents more births in most developing countries than all modern forms of contraception

Link
 
2012-05-10 03:13:52 PM
I got next. Stop hoggin it kid
 
2012-05-10 03:16:35 PM
The future has been shown

www.tritalk.co.uk

I want bitty!
 
2012-05-10 03:23:50 PM

Nadie_AZ: The My Little Pony Killer: That has nothing to do with being "mom enough." All of the natural protections of breastmilk RUN OUT when the kid starts developing their own immune system at six months.

What are you talking about?

In our hunter-gatherer ancestors, who had no knowledge of or access to other forms of contraception, frequent and prolonged breastfeeding by day and by night resulted in children being born about 4 years apart, and appropriate introduction of modern forms of contraception. Even to this day, breastfeeding still prevents more births in most developing countries than all modern forms of contraception

Link


Yes, they told my wife and I all about that when we had to take classes about natural family planning before we got married in the Catholic Church, and I can tell you, that method is not fool-proof. I know some folks who have had "Irish twins" thinking that was effective.
 
2012-05-10 03:49:15 PM
I don't see the big deal.

I'm 40 and suckling right now.

(Your mom is laughing while I type this)
 
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