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(The Sun)   Sylvester Stallone in the Vatican? It's more likely than you think. Yo Pope   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 33
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2012-05-10 12:08:19 PM
He did seem kind of awkward with the actor who played the child of him in the movies so perhaps he is under the investigation?
 
2012-05-10 12:29:18 PM
Subby, you missed a chance to give a nod to the Pope'shiatler Youth background

YO ARYAN
 
2012-05-10 12:36:36 PM
Actually, when I was in Rome last August and took a tour of the Vatican, the tour guide actually pointed out that exact painting and Sylvester Stallone. Rather amusing.
 
2012-05-10 12:49:38 PM
It's so uncanny, it's almost as if Stallone commissioned that painting and requested to be in the scene.
 
2012-05-10 12:58:05 PM
How many times do I have to tell you guys, the training is to chase a chicken, not children.
 
2012-05-10 01:16:14 PM
i52.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-10 01:48:52 PM
Really? Stallone showing up in a Raphael?

Now that's just over the top.
 
2012-05-10 01:50:26 PM

SmackLT: Subby, you missed a chance to give a nod to the Pope'shiatler Youth background

YO ARYAN


Filter pwned, but it just made the comment even more awesome.

/popeshiatler youth...
//somehow evokes the rampant pedo scandal in the church today
 
2012-05-10 01:51:22 PM
I'm going to get a full back tat of that portrait
 
2012-05-10 01:51:28 PM
So first Cage
Then Stalone
Actually, I guess it was first Stalone, and then Cage..

and then i went to GIS the "safety not guaranteed" guy and all the results were some bullshiat movie.
bullshiat.
fark you Hollywood, I hate you forever.
 
2012-05-10 01:54:02 PM
I knew he was a Renaissance man.
 
2012-05-10 01:56:40 PM

SmackLT: Subby, you missed a chance to give a nod to the Pope'shiatler Youth background

YO ARYAN


Nice. We're done here, unless somebody wants to make a "I ain't in bum" jokes.
 
2012-05-10 01:57:38 PM
Big deal. All Italians look the same to me.
 
2012-05-10 02:01:17 PM
littlejoeshollywood.com

approves
 
2012-05-10 02:01:32 PM
"Yo, Paulie... I think I'm gonna go see the Pope after this."
www.mediamikes.com
"Whattya you, nuts?!? You're crazy, Rock!"
 
2012-05-10 02:05:25 PM
The Pope: Your battle of fisticuffs with Satan ended poorly for us, Rocky of Balboa. Satan now rules most of the Christian lands and grows more powerful each day.

Rocky: C'mon, Pope. Give me a rematch, your holiness.

The Pope: Tis but a fool's quest, Rocky of Balboa. He beat you soundly the first time, why should a second attempt yield but naught?

Rocky: I'm gonna train, Your Holiness. I was distracted by my wife and my manager, who died, appeared to me in a vision and told me to give Satan the ol' One Three. What kind of manager gives that kind of advice, Big Hat? I give Satan a solid right. That's One. Then I gotta stand there and wait for Two, which gotta come from Satan. Next thing I know, the ref is counting to Ten. This time, it's gonna be different, Vatican Manager. I'm gonna train in an extended montage!

The Pope: Then your fate shall be set, Rocky of Balboa. I shall call the Prince of Darkness and arrange a rematch. But if you should fail, the world, the future will belong to Satan!

Rocky: You won't regret this, Your Holiness. I'm starting my training right now!

The Pope: (To his assistant) Put a couple of gold coins on the Devil. Just in case.
 
2012-05-10 02:10:55 PM
Yup, that looks like Stallone...right next to Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean)
 
2012-05-10 02:13:07 PM
Yo Pope... I don't know if you guys know it but... you're out of toilet paper.
 
2012-05-10 02:15:14 PM
Does the Rambo shiat in the woods?
 
2012-05-10 02:16:52 PM
proof time travel has/will be invented sometime in the near future history
 
2012-05-10 02:25:17 PM
www.wearysloth.com

"Kinky."
 
2012-05-10 02:28:16 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Yo Pope... I don't know if you guys know it but... you're out of toilet paper.


He doesn't know how to use the three rosaries!
 
2012-05-10 02:30:07 PM

Sticky Hands: So first Cage
Then Stalone
Actually, I guess it was first Stalone, and then Cage..

and then i went to GIS the "safety not guaranteed" guy and all the results were some bullshiat movie.
bullshiat.
fark you Hollywood, I hate you forever.


Cage and Stallone are BOTH vampires. Holy shiat.
 
2012-05-10 02:34:42 PM
I AM THE LAY!

/so many connotations
 
2012-05-10 02:48:13 PM
Well, he did say "I'll be back" so I'm not surprised that he has lived some lives.

/wonders how many would have bitten without this very sentence
 
2012-05-10 02:51:57 PM
We have found another Timeless warrior.

pleated-jeans.com

images.dailydawdle.com

Now his slurred speech makes much more sense, clearly our dialect is his 3rd or 4th language at this point, or he had trouble adjusting to this time period. Either way, clearly Stallone is one of the chosen, he must join Lord Keanu and the other Time Walkers in the pocket dimension beyond the end of time to stop the old ones from rising again.

/best fanfic in my head ever
 
2012-05-10 03:09:09 PM

lucksi: Well, he did say "I'll be back" so I'm not surprised that he has lived some lives.

/wonders how many would have bitten without this very sentence


It's his best performance ever!
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2012-05-10 03:25:19 PM
Yo Hadrian! It's me, Rocky!

www1.american.edu
 
2012-05-10 03:30:22 PM

carrion_luggage: Yo Hadrian! It's me, Rocky!

[www1.american.edu image 600x411]


Well-played sir. I LOLed.
 
2012-05-10 05:51:37 PM
Yo, Opus Dei.
 
2012-05-10 07:06:55 PM

nucular bum: Filter pwned, but it just made the comment even more awesome.

/popeshiatler youth...
//somehow evokes the rampant pedo scandal in the church today


After this long, you'd think I could avoid the filter, but nooooooo
 
2012-05-10 08:56:55 PM
"The Emperor's Ten Commandments". As well as the ban on eye contact and the requirement to evaporate at the sound of Stallone's approaching footsteps, employees were not permitted to eat or drink anything from the house, and would be subject to daily searches to ensure they had not stuffed anything in their pockets. Furthermore, maids had to inspect the luggage of departing guests "to see if they took towels or silverware".

All this, Stallone's servants managed to do over the course of their first week. But they were apparently snared by the household's wierdest stipulation. They could not speak to the muscled actor's mother, Jackie Stallone, who lived at his former Miami estate. "Nor will you let her talk to you," the employees claim they were told.

I wonder if the Vatican helped sly craft his own version of the ten commandments. Weirdo.
 
2012-05-10 09:03:37 PM

Sticky Hands: So first Cage
Then Stalone
Actually, I guess it was first Stalone, and then Cage..

and then i went to GIS the "safety not guaranteed" guy and all the results were some bullshiat movie.
bullshiat.
fark you Hollywood, I hate you forever.


Try Safety Not Guaranteed Mullet Man

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