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2012-05-10 11:57:13 AM  
Isn't it two nights off?

I predict a few hockey babies will be born 9 months from now during this long respite.
 
2012-05-10 12:01:03 PM  
Oil Kings/ Winterhawks Game 5 is on tonight. Anyone? ANYONE?
 
2012-05-10 12:03:48 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Oil Kings/ Winterhawks Game 5 is on tonight. Anyone? ANYONE?


Was contemplating attending, but I have to get the house prepped for some showings tomorrow, so we'll be staying home and cleaning.

Maybe if they go 7....
 
2012-05-10 12:04:19 PM  
Kings v Rangers final would be awesome.
 
2012-05-10 12:13:04 PM  
What've we been up to?

Karaoke, baby. And lots of it.
 
2012-05-10 12:17:54 PM  

Decillion: Kings v Rangers Devils final would be awesome.


FTFY
 
2012-05-10 12:18:21 PM  
holy crap wow some mod is being kind.

i have a meeting tonight so i dunno if i'll be around for the shenanigans.

So, to everyone who parties I give you:

i.imgur.com

/will overuse the hell out of that one
 
2012-05-10 12:24:43 PM  
All the credit/blame goes to 9beers and this little innocent post two nights ago:

9beers: Here's some entertainment for the break. Live karaoke from a bar in New Orleans.

Link


Since then the posts have been running roughtly 2:1 kareoke:hockey. Check out last night's thread for some great screen caps & other links to what's going on (including transcripts & proof of a phone call made to the club thanking them on behalf of Fark's hockey watchers).

So there may not be hockey tonight (NHL anyway) but there should be some quality entertainment here anyway.
 
2012-05-10 12:27:01 PM  
BAHAHA this was greened?

I missed last night but will be here tonight!

/after Community
 
2012-05-10 12:31:32 PM  

Smiths: holy crap wow some mod is being kind.

No kidding, I hoped we could get one greenlit later on but never expected it to be up for most of the day. Now we need to lobby for a transfer over to the main page once things pick up there in the evening (switching the tag to 'caturday' would be good too but I figured that would get the post ignored in the first place by them)

i have a meeting tonight so i dunno if i'll be around for the shenanigans.
Your liver needed a break anyway

So, to everyone who parties I give you:

[i.imgur.com image 230x257]

/will overuse the hell out of that one

As well you should, Nugget consistently provides such quality entertainment
 
2012-05-10 12:36:25 PM  
This works out perfectly because I have to go get fitted for a suit tonight for a wedding and I don't have to miss any hockey.
 
2012-05-10 12:46:41 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Decillion: KingsCoyotes v Rangers Devilsanyone final would be awesome.

FTFY


FTF both of you!
 
2012-05-10 12:47:14 PM  
cdn.nhl.com

Stupid schedule, waiting around for the cannon fodder from the east.

/Go Kings Go!
 
2012-05-10 12:47:55 PM  
Huh.

Didn't expect this.
 
2012-05-10 12:49:24 PM  
AHL : San Antonio Rampage vs Oklahoma City 20:00
 
2012-05-10 12:50:42 PM  

Smiths: i.imgur.com

/will overuse the hell out of that one


Is this the Nugget I've been reading so much about?
 
2012-05-10 12:54:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 12:57:43 PM  

2wolves: AHL : San Antonio Rampage vs Oklahoma City 20:00


GO OIL BARONS!!!
 
2012-05-10 01:00:26 PM  
Also, no lacrosse until Saturday! GO RUSH!
 
2012-05-10 01:00:44 PM  
Serious question...is the NHL Nerwork showing anything live tonight?
 
2012-05-10 01:01:47 PM  
time for karaoke.
 
2012-05-10 01:04:49 PM  
STOP
.


/Hating is bad.
 
2012-05-10 01:17:00 PM  

LucklessWonder: STOP
.


Hammer time?
 
2012-05-10 01:17:33 PM  
img109.imageshack.us
content.sportslogos.net

That's a 40 oz, not pee. Though it probably should be pee for the way they played.
 
2012-05-10 01:37:18 PM  
I will be in Delaware saturday for the game. Yay mom and dad designated drivers.
 
2012-05-10 01:40:37 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Also, no lacrosse until Saturday! GO RUSH!


Ugh. I was at that painful display last Saturday.

I had season tickets for the Roughnecks for 4 years, but I gave them up a couple of seasons ago and now I go to only a few games per year.

Last Saturday's was one of the worst I have ever seen. Credit the Rush, especially Bold, he played amazing in goal, but yeesh, the Necks certainly looked like they were already thinking about the next game.
 
2012-05-10 01:43:51 PM  
Thank you Smiths for a new goal celebration image.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 01:47:44 PM  

LucklessWonder: STOP.


Hey.

What's that sound?
 
2012-05-10 01:51:57 PM  

LucklessWonder: STOP


In the name of love?
 
2012-05-10 01:57:48 PM  

LucklessWonder: STOP


me...oh oh oh stop me...stop me if you think that you've heard this one before?
 
2012-05-10 02:00:57 PM  
GO, in descending order:


cdn.bleacherreport.net
www.thesportsbank.net
cdn.gunaxin.com
i.cdn.turner.com
www.vancouversun.com
 
2012-05-10 02:26:42 PM  

LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

In the name of love?


One more, in the name of love.
 
2012-05-10 02:32:16 PM  

LucklessWonder: STOP.


... the love you save may be your own.
/Darling take it slow
//Or some day you'll be all alone
 
2012-05-10 02:36:55 PM  

LucklessWonder: STOP


...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly
 
2012-05-10 02:40:29 PM  

LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly


...have I done that myself? Not as well as Nugget could've, but guilty. lol
 
2012-05-10 02:41:47 PM  
Mullett Melrose will be proven correct come Saturday night.
 
2012-05-10 02:52:46 PM  

LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly


Ninja Turtle rap was better

/ducks
 
2012-05-10 02:56:05 PM  
Mr_Ectomy: LucklessWonder: STOP

me...oh oh oh stop me...stop me if you think that you've heard this one before?


And we're done here.

/I am sick and I am dull and I am plain
 
2012-05-10 02:58:18 PM  

robsul82: LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly

...have I done that myself? Not as well as Nugget could've, but guilty. lol


I have no musical ability whatsoever, and my singing voice has been compared unfavorably to that of a dead yak, but when it comes to drunken karaoke, my 4 go tos are:

"Love Shack" by the B-52's
"Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey
"Sister Christian" by Night Ranger

Trouble is, they're all so played out now. I've always been a huge hair metal fan, unironically, so it kind of sucks that stuff like Journey's been co-opted by hipsters as ironic songs to enjoy.
 
2012-05-10 03:00:16 PM  

Time Traveling Bunnies: LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly

Ninja Turtle rap was better

/ducks


But both pale in comparison to "Turtle Power" by Partners in K.R.Y.M.E
 
2012-05-10 03:06:52 PM  

LucklessWonder: "Love Shack" by the B-52's


A whole lot of this.
 
2012-05-10 03:09:12 PM  
jesus. 12:46AM on the feed from last night.

sir mix a lot girl. basically assrapes DD on stage.
 
2012-05-10 03:10:58 PM  

LucklessWonder: Time Traveling Bunnies: LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly

Ninja Turtle rap was better

/ducks

But both pale in comparison to "Turtle Power" by Partners in K.R.Y.M.E


Touche. You win this round.
 
2012-05-10 03:11:27 PM  
DAY THIRTY
7:00, NBCS: RUM @ VDK [Drink 1]
8:00, CNBC: JWS @ JDW [Drink 2]
9:00, ABCNNBCBC: BUD @ LBT [Drink 3]
10:00, WYSIWYG: HED @ FLR [You pass out]

Full playoff schedule with times and TV (new window)

No, but for reals, NHL announces Games 1 and 2 of the Conference Finals:
Sunday, May 13: Los Angeles @ Phoenix, Western Conference Final Game 1 (8 p.m., ET, NBCSN, TSN, RDS)
Monday, May 14: Eastern Conference Final Game 1, @ New York or New Jersey (8 p.m., ET, NBCSN, CBC, RDS)
Tuesday, May 15: Los Angeles @ Phoenix, Western Conference Final Game 2 (9 p.m., ET, NBCSN, TSN, RDS)
Wednesday, May 16: Eastern Conference Final Game 2, @ New York or New Jersey (8 p.m., ET, NBCSN, CBC, RDS)
 
2012-05-10 03:12:21 PM  
Why isn't this in the Entertainment tab?

/obligatory
//Meanwhile here's a guy who I agree with: the puck over glass rule is farking dumb.
 
2012-05-10 03:16:19 PM  

robsul82: LucklessWonder: "Love Shack" by the B-52's

A whole lot of this.


Oh nonono...way too much repetition, the crowd bores of that shiat quick. If you want a male-female duet, go with "Picture" (Sheryl Crowe and Kid Rock). Short, sweet, and the male just needs to sound a little gravelly. Bonus points if you switch up who does what part.

// also, howling, "I was off to drink you away...."
 
2012-05-10 03:18:13 PM  

RsquaredW: robsul82: LucklessWonder: "Love Shack" by the B-52's

A whole lot of this.

Oh nonono...way too much repetition, the crowd bores of that shiat quick. If you want a male-female duet, go with "Picture" (Sheryl Crowe and Kid Rock). Short, sweet, and the male just needs to sound a little gravelly. Bonus points if you switch up who does what part.

// also, howling, "I was off to drink you away...."


That song bloooooooooooow.
 
2012-05-10 03:18:28 PM  
hockey?
 
2012-05-10 03:20:58 PM  

RsquaredW: robsul82: LucklessWonder: "Love Shack" by the B-52's

A whole lot of this.

Oh nonono...way too much repetition, the crowd bores of that shiat quick. If you want a male-female duet, go with "Picture" (Sheryl Crowe and Kid Rock). Short, sweet, and the male just needs to sound a little gravelly. Bonus points if you switch up who does what part.

// also, howling, "I was off to drink you away...."


Naw, if you want to do a male/female duet embrace the cheesiness and repetition and bust out "I got you babe" by Sonny & Cher. Bonus points if the male mimes skiing into a tree to close.
 
2012-05-10 03:21:35 PM  

RsquaredW: Oh nonono...way too much repetition, the crowd bores of that shiat quick. If you want a male-female duet, go with "Picture" (Sheryl Crowe and Kid Rock). Short, sweet, and the male just needs to sound a little gravelly. Bonus points if you switch up who does what part.

// also, howling, "I was off to drink you away...."


I sing that in my car full volume whenever it comes on... both parts.

/I howl away
 
2012-05-10 03:22:21 PM  

robsul82: That song bloooooooooooow.


And "Love Shack" is artistic genius. Right. My bad.
 
2012-05-10 03:23:21 PM  

RsquaredW: robsul82: That song bloooooooooooow.

And "Love Shack" is artistic genius. Right. My bad.


I'll take "Love Shack" any day of the week and twice on Sunday over a Kid Rock ballad, dude, lol, sorry.
 
2012-05-10 03:26:14 PM  

The Shoveller: Mr_Ectomy: Oil Kings/ Winterhawks Game 5 is on tonight. Anyone? ANYONE?

Was contemplating attending, but I have to get the house prepped for some showings tomorrow, so we'll be staying home and cleaning.

Maybe if they go 7....


Go Winterhawks!

/at least there's hockey in Portland - albeit 17yr olds, but it's still hockey damnit!
 
2012-05-10 03:29:06 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-05-10 03:30:02 PM  

LucklessWonder: I have no musical ability whatsoever, and my singing voice has been compared unfavorably to that of a dead yak, but when it comes to drunken karaoke, my 4 go tos are:

"Love Shack" by the B-52's
"Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey
"Sister Christian" by Night Ranger



hmm...

I always end up with:
GNR song (Paradise City, usually)
Bon Jovi (It's my Life, usually)
Scorpions (Rock you like a Hurricane)
Ice Ice Baby at some point


and wow as the evening progresses at that place and you skip ahead you get the skinny ass shakers. Which is cute at first but then you go "umm, that's not dancing unless I get to put a dollar in your underwear and see your tits"
 
2012-05-10 03:30:53 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Oil Kings/ Winterhawks Game 5 is on tonight. Anyone? ANYONE?


GO HAWKS!

Well, I don't actually care about Portland. So really, GO SVEN!
 
2012-05-10 03:33:27 PM  

Smiths: LucklessWonder: I have no musical ability whatsoever, and my singing voice has been compared unfavorably to that of a dead yak, but when it comes to drunken karaoke, my 4 go tos are:

"Love Shack" by the B-52's
"Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey
"Sister Christian" by Night Ranger


hmm...

I always end up with:
GNR song (Paradise City, usually)


Easily their best song. Though I am partial to "November Rain," it's just too long for karaoke, and "Patience" is the sloppy morning after still drunk singalong song when you're in an "I love you, man" hugging everybody mood.
 
2012-05-10 03:35:39 PM  
Has anyone mentioned "Roxanne" by the Police?

Excellent drinking song and fantastic karaoke song when everyone's drunk, or on their way.
 
2012-05-10 03:36:59 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: LucklessWonder: STOP

me...oh oh oh stop me...stop me if you think that you've heard this one before?


I love you a little bit for bringing the Smiths into a pseudo-hockey thread.

Thanks to whoever greenlit this, also. Too much fun.
 
2012-05-10 03:39:13 PM  

LucklessWonder: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x522]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 03:40:10 PM  

Smiths: LucklessWonder: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x522]

[i.imgur.com image 640x436]


Well-played, good sir, well-played.
 
2012-05-10 03:42:00 PM  
Also, I have a decent baritone, which means I'm underrepresented in the staples, but I hate doing those anyway. I'm the crazy bastard who does Thunder Road or Born to Run.

Or I go the entire other way, and sing (baby you're a) Firework. Cross-singing is far more fun than doing Don't Stop Believing for the billionth time.
 
2012-05-10 03:50:08 PM  

RsquaredW: Also, I have a decent baritone, which means I'm underrepresented in the staples, but I hate doing those anyway. I'm the crazy bastard who does Thunder Road or Born to Run.


Springsteen works really well. I love doing Dancing in the Dark.

Outside of that, a lot of 70s and 80s rock. Billy Joel, Elton John, maybe some occasional Gin Blossoms to push things into the 90s...

I need to try Hall and Oates next time.
 
2012-05-10 03:50:31 PM  

RsquaredW: Also, I have a decent baritone, which means I'm underrepresented in the staples, but I hate doing those anyway. I'm the crazy bastard who does Thunder Road or Born to Run.

Or I go the entire other way, and sing (baby you're a) Firework. Cross-singing is far more fun than doing Don't Stop Believing for the billionth time.


Right there with ya. Going falsetto seems to be a crowd-pleaser too. I've found "Rolling in the Deep" to get some great responses.
 
2012-05-10 03:51:06 PM  

IMDWalrus: I need to try Hall and Oates next time


I can go for that.
 
2012-05-10 04:02:30 PM  

RsquaredW: Also, I have a decent baritone, which means I'm underrepresented in the staples, but I hate doing those anyway. I'm the crazy bastard who does Thunder Road or Born to Run.

Or I go the entire other way, and sing (baby you're a) Firework. Cross-singing is far more fun than doing Don't Stop Believing for the billionth time.


Agreed, ugh.
 
2012-05-10 04:04:56 PM  

robsul82: RsquaredW: Also, I have a decent baritone, which means I'm underrepresented in the staples, but I hate doing those anyway. I'm the crazy bastard who does Thunder Road or Born to Run.

Or I go the entire other way, and sing (baby you're a) Firework. Cross-singing is far more fun than doing Don't Stop Believing for the billionth time.

Agreed, ugh.


There are other Journey songs. Why not Faithfully or Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'?
 
2012-05-10 04:05:52 PM  
Oh, nearly forgot - "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad."
 
2012-05-10 04:07:09 PM  

IMDWalrus: robsul82: RsquaredW: Also, I have a decent baritone, which means I'm underrepresented in the staples, but I hate doing those anyway. I'm the crazy bastard who does Thunder Road or Born to Run.

Or I go the entire other way, and sing (baby you're a) Firework. Cross-singing is far more fun than doing Don't Stop Believing for the billionth time.

Agreed, ugh.

There are other Journey songs. Why not Faithfully or Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'?


Seriously. Just no more "Don't Stop Believin'" please.
 
2012-05-10 04:07:20 PM  
Of course it has to be tonight, and not tomorrow night when I'll be playing hockey.

/Damnit
 
2012-05-10 05:03:55 PM  

IMDWalrus: Springsteen works really well. I love doing Dancing in the Dark.

Outside of that, a lot of 70s and 80s rock. Billy Joel, Elton John, maybe some occasional Gin Blossoms to push things into the 90s...

I need to try Hall and Oates next time.


I've always gotten a meh review on my performance on Dancing, but people seem to like my enthusiasm for Thunder Road (my fav Bruce song, I admit). I think it's because the former's slower, like Streets of Philadelphia...you really have to nail it if you're going to do it. Same with some of my favorites from CSNY or James Taylor - nobody wants to hear a bad rendition of Fire and Rain, but if you can hit it...

Anything off New Miserable Experience will knock 'em dead, good call. I also like some Goo Goo Dolls early in the evening, before too many people want power rock. Slide or Name, maybe, Black Balloon or Iris if I'm feeling mopey.

Also, for the dudes, Criminal by Fiona Apple. Hilarious if done well, even more hilarious done badly.
 
2012-05-10 05:08:32 PM  
thumbnails.hulu.com

I'm not saying there IS video of me singing Fiona Apple's "Criminal" out there, I'm not saying there isn't.
 
2012-05-10 05:35:23 PM  
FEED GOES LIVE!
 
2012-05-10 05:45:01 PM  

IMDWalrus: robsul82: RsquaredW: Also, I have a decent baritone, which means I'm underrepresented in the staples, but I hate doing those anyway. I'm the crazy bastard who does Thunder Road or Born to Run.

Or I go the entire other way, and sing (baby you're a) Firework. Cross-singing is far more fun than doing Don't Stop Believing for the billionth time.

Agreed, ugh.

There are other Journey songs. Why not Faithfully or Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'?


Or "Open Arms" or "Any way you want it"
 
2012-05-10 05:48:41 PM  

LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly


This is the only song I sing for karaoke.

/doesn't even need to look at the words
 
2012-05-10 06:05:18 PM  

HeathenHealer: LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly

This is the only song I sing for karaoke.

/doesn't even need to look at the words


I want to see someone do "Informer" by Snow.


/Lick your boom boom down (?)
 
2012-05-10 06:13:04 PM  

LucklessWonder: // also, howling, "I was off to drink you away...."

Naw, if you want to do a male/female duet embrace the cheesiness and repetition and bust out "I got you babe" by Sonny & Cher. Bonus points if the male mimes skiing into a tree to close.


Agree that "Picture" is awful. Depending on your relationship to the MOS you're dueting with, perhaps try "Need You Now". Two administrators at my school performed "I Got You Babe" in costume to great hilarity at the first annual freshman "showcase". My family has video tape of it somewhere.

When my family went to a vacation resort last summer, some siblings and I went to karaoke night. One of my sister's did "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". You're already making a fool of yourself, so why not make it a complete joke?

desertgeek: //Meanwhile here's a guy who I agree with: the puck over glass rule is farking dumb.


Fark that. His argument is "people are committing this penalty by being stupid, so we should remove the penalty", and I don't know that I agree with his claim that dumping the puck into the stands was never something anyone did before it was a penalty.
The trapezoid, or "Fark Martin Brodeur Rule" as I like to call it, is far worse and more pointless. Why does that exist, again?
 
2012-05-10 06:21:35 PM  

RminusQ: The trapezoid, or "Fark Martin Brodeur Rule" as I like to call it, is far worse and more pointless. Why does that exist, again?


Because it was easier to paint a trapezoid on the ice than an outline of Brodeur's sister-in-law to make that rule explicit?
 
2012-05-10 06:23:00 PM  

RminusQ: The trapezoid, or "Fark Martin Brodeur Rule" as I like to call it, is far worse and more pointless. Why does that exist, again?


Because fark Brodeur and the Devils, that's why.

As you know, Devils fans and Bettman have a rich, long history together. Speaking of people who should sing "I Got You Babe" together...
 
2012-05-10 06:32:10 PM  
So stoked that karaoke has caught on with you guys. One of my favorite hobbies. Could be going to my local haunt (which is a bar that has been featured on paranormal state, so the term applies on many levels) tonight, but I'm trying to cut down my intake, and get in shape, so I haven't been going regularly for months.

I'd say I have an average to above average Baritone/Baritenor. Maybe a little Eddie Vedder with some 3 Doors Down mixed in.

My faves are "Over My Head" by The Fray, "Zoot Suit Riot", "Easy Money", Billy Joel and my showstopper is "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling". I can do some rap ok too.
 
2012-05-10 06:33:15 PM  
OMG YES!! We have a hockey thread on an off-day so we can talk about karaoke at the Cat's Meow! LOL...

I feel like Nugget needs a SOON pic...
 
2012-05-10 07:11:19 PM  
For those in the area, Kings and Leafs games 6 and 7 from the 93 Campbell Conference finals will be on Fox Sports West tonight.
 
2012-05-10 07:49:45 PM  
Ok, it's 7:30ish....we doing this?
 
2012-05-10 07:53:08 PM  

yookaloco: So stoked that karaoke has caught on with you guys. One of my favorite hobbies. Could be going to my local haunt (which is a bar that has been featured on paranormal state, so the term applies on many levels) tonight, but I'm trying to cut down my intake, and get in shape, so I haven't been going regularly for months.

I'd say I have an average to above average Baritone/Baritenor. Maybe a little Eddie Vedder with some 3 Doors Down mixed in.

My faves are "Over My Head" by The Fray, "Zoot Suit Riot", "Easy Money", Billy Joel and my showstopper is "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling". I can do some rap ok too.


I'm going to have to find something I guess, because I promised by best friend when I'm out in June that we'd go do it. Inspired by Cat's Meow. She's not going to let me get away with not singing. :D We used to sing together in high school shows, so maybe we can find a duet.
 
2012-05-10 07:57:05 PM  
Sigh....guess not.
 
2012-05-10 07:59:09 PM  
I'm here Silvara, sort of

/got to run to the library to pick up my daughter, back in a few
//probably won't get really going until later once they had a chance to drink a bunch at the bar anyway
 
2012-05-10 08:01:01 PM  

Recoil Therapy: I'm here Silvara, sort of

/got to run to the library to pick up my daughter, back in a few
//probably won't get really going until later once they had a chance to drink a bunch at the bar anyway


Yeah, that's probably true. Looks like mostly locals at this point.
 
2012-05-10 08:03:19 PM  
Solo drinkers at a karaoke bar are my kind of people.
 
2012-05-10 08:03:28 PM  
Hahaha...this guy is making up his own dirty lyrics to Jack and Diane. Kinda funny.
 
2012-05-10 08:04:07 PM  
*gigglesnort* strokin'
 
2012-05-10 08:07:09 PM  
I will join soon. I could stream it at work, but I shouldn't. Besides, it gets funniest at 11 local time.
 
2012-05-10 08:17:30 PM  
I just got done entertaining guests. They couldn't stick around to see this tonight. I'm not feeling so hot, but gonna try to watch some of this. Hopefully there's a few others on tonight.
 
2012-05-10 08:17:32 PM  
Catching up on some DVR'd x files. It's the one where Scully gets abducted by aliens.
 
2012-05-10 08:21:13 PM  

LucklessWonder: HeathenHealer: LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly

This is the only song I sing for karaoke.

/doesn't even need to look at the words

I want to see someone do "Informer" by Snow.


/Lick your boom boom down (?)


I love dancehall and actually listened to this today...I swear I wondered how anyone (esp. a white person) would do it for karaoke.

Wavelength: you and I are on it.
 
2012-05-10 08:37:53 PM  

Silvara: She's not going to let me get away with not singing. :D We used to sing together in high school shows, so maybe we can find a duet.


A whole new world? A few cool gals in my bar used to do it. Sweet, though it doesn't rock the party. If that's yer inclincation.... then maybe Shoop.
 
2012-05-10 08:45:37 PM  

yookaloco: Silvara: She's not going to let me get away with not singing. :D We used to sing together in high school shows, so maybe we can find a duet.

A whole new world? A few cool gals in my bar used to do it. Sweet, though it doesn't rock the party. If that's yer inclincation.... then maybe Shoop.


Oh god....she sang that with a guy at our high school graduation :D I dunno how well that'd go over. It'd work tho, I have a low voice and she's a soprano.
 
2012-05-10 08:48:10 PM  
Oh god, Hector...you poor thing. You're not nearly drunk enough.
 
2012-05-10 08:48:33 PM  
Ok, I'm back. Let me get some food into the offspring & then I'll be back.

/we need to make an effort here tonight at least
//after getting a green it would be bad to ignore the whole thing
 
2012-05-10 08:51:52 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Ok, I'm back. Let me get some food into the offspring & then I'll be back.

/we need to make an effort here tonight at least
//after getting a green it would be bad to ignore the whole thing


Heh, yeah. My thoughts too. I'm guessing it'll get livelier as the west coast people wander in and east coast people get done with family stuff. I have no life, so....yeah.
 
paj
2012-05-10 09:08:19 PM  
My karaoke song is always The Proclaimers - 500 Miles. With full Scottish brogue action.
/fall down at your do-oo-oor.
//La Bamba is the 2nd choice.
///don't speak any spanish.
 
2012-05-10 09:12:18 PM  
go to song?? Wherever You Will Go by The Calling

not that y'all cared...I just wanted to post ;-)
 
2012-05-10 09:23:59 PM  
How many hosts does this place have??

Also, hi!

I love that there are more posts here with no games on than the other thread with games on.
 
2012-05-10 09:25:05 PM  
why isnt this working in firefox?
 
2012-05-10 09:27:41 PM  

beal99: why isnt this working in firefox?


What? The cam? It's working fine in mine. Maybe a plug-in is missing?
 
2012-05-10 09:28:21 PM  
im on a mac, says loading player and nothing
 
2012-05-10 09:29:56 PM  
GOT IT, hahahahah

my go to karaoke song is probably anything by Johnny Cash, got a solid baritone/bass
 
2012-05-10 09:30:03 PM  
Ah...and now the Bon Jovi comes out.
 
2012-05-10 09:30:04 PM  

robsul82: RminusQ: The trapezoid, or "Fark Martin Brodeur Rule" as I like to call it, is far worse and more pointless. Why does that exist, again?

Because fark Brodeur and the Devils, that's why.

As you know, Devils fans and Bettman have a rich, long history together. Speaking of people who should sing "I Got You Babe" together...


That's A+ epic. "Bettman sucks! Bettman sucks! Aaaaaaaaaaasshooooooooooole! Aaaaaaaaaaasshooooooooooole!" I am absolutely amazed that Fox, in its first year of broadcasting hockey, did not mute the crowd mics.
 
2012-05-10 09:32:10 PM  
this guy just sent a shot out to the Devils
 
2012-05-10 09:33:51 PM  

Silvara: Ah...and now the Bon Jovi comes out.


Okay, we need to make a drinking game of this pleasant diversion 9beers gave us.

Bon Jovi: shot
Alanis Morrissette: one sip
B-52s: two sips
Hoola hoops: down your drink

Any others?
 
2012-05-10 09:34:21 PM  
this chick has the worst tattoo in history, excuse me maam, theres a butterfly in your boobs
 
2012-05-10 09:38:23 PM  
I just spent an hour checking out "Holtbyisms" on Google.

Makes me wish I was from Hershey, PA. Mmmmmm, Hershey Bears.
 
2012-05-10 09:42:16 PM  
Ok, back. Just in time for exactly the kind of singer I usually excuse myself to the back for.
 
2012-05-10 09:42:55 PM  

yookaloco: Ok, back. Just in time for exactly the kind of singer I usually excuse myself to the back for.


Perfect timing!

Journey, take a shot.
 
2012-05-10 09:44:32 PM  
Wow, he is surprisingly unspeakably terrible
 
2012-05-10 09:46:10 PM  
I'd rather totally tone deaf than lots of voice cracks, or stupid ornamental notes. But yeah.... pretty tough to stomach.
 
2012-05-10 09:46:30 PM  
Wow, I was getting things logged on & actually took several minutes to figure out that it was Journey that he was supposed to be singing.
 
2012-05-10 09:50:46 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Wow, I was getting things logged on & actually took several minutes to figure out that it was Journey that he was supposed to be singing.


There were three or four last night I couldn't figure out.
 
paj
2012-05-10 09:52:45 PM  
Any update on the Smiths phone call last night?
 
2012-05-10 09:52:51 PM  
this chick was there last night i think in the same shorts
 
2012-05-10 09:54:34 PM  
In my head, I related those last two comments, and it was hysterical.
 
2012-05-10 09:56:40 PM  
I miss the convention
 
2012-05-10 09:57:09 PM  
"I'm from Connecticut, and I'm here to fark shiat up!"

Never thought I'd hear those words in that order together before.
 
2012-05-10 10:00:23 PM  
Now this could be a great kareoke song when done right. He's not doing that way though....
 
2012-05-10 10:00:29 PM  
After the ending to that Bulls game, shiat...I'd be drinking enough to plow through all of my favorites on this stage, lol.
 
2012-05-10 10:01:01 PM  
Nice time to start the stream with Chesty LaRue up there.
 
2012-05-10 10:01:22 PM  
O_o
 
2012-05-10 10:01:38 PM  

Mr.Tangent: Nice time to start the stream with Chesty LaRue up there.


and not the *ahem* chesty one up there now.
 
2012-05-10 10:03:06 PM  
Why is it almost never the ones you want making a scene of themselves when "Pour Some Sugar on Me" starts to play?
 
2012-05-10 10:03:31 PM  
If that one girl jump up & down she could hurt someone

/either from the seismic activity or knocking herself out on the upswing....
 
2012-05-10 10:03:46 PM  
So I'm thinking.... How cool would it be for a bar to be the official bar of Fark.com?

Then I'm thinking... How cool would it be to have bars compete for the title by having feeds similar to this, and only the best is selected? Could be very profitable for all sides.
 
2012-05-10 10:04:20 PM  

ytterbium: I just spent an hour checking out "Holtbyisms" on Google.

Makes me wish I was from Hershey, PA. Mmmmmm, Hershey Bears.


Wait, what?
 
2012-05-10 10:05:26 PM  

yookaloco: So I'm thinking.... How cool would it be for a bar to be the official bar of Fark.com?

Then I'm thinking... How cool would it be to have bars compete for the title by having feeds similar to this, and only the best is selected? Could be very profitable for all sides.


not quite sure people will line up to be turned into animated gifs. Though I'm sure nuggets would love it.
 
2012-05-10 10:06:43 PM  
This poor girl needs to get out in the sun more often
 
2012-05-10 10:06:57 PM  

Mr.Tangent: yookaloco: So I'm thinking.... How cool would it be for a bar to be the official bar of Fark.com?

Then I'm thinking... How cool would it be to have bars compete for the title by having feeds similar to this, and only the best is selected? Could be very profitable for all sides.

not quite sure people will line up to be turned into animated gifs. Though I'm sure nuggets would love it.


You vastly overestimate how much drunk karaoke singers are aware of what an internet is. The bar knows though. Anything for more press.
 
2012-05-10 10:08:35 PM  
Oh god, not Grease.
 
2012-05-10 10:08:57 PM  
Yay! She's back.
 
2012-05-10 10:09:42 PM  
grease is gay
 
2012-05-10 10:10:03 PM  
Shift change, DD Nicole's here.
 
2012-05-10 10:10:08 PM  

vegaswench: Silvara: Ah...and now the Bon Jovi comes out.

Okay, we need to make a drinking game of this pleasant diversion 9beers gave us.

Bon Jovi: shot
Alanis Morrissette: one sip
B-52s: two sips
Hoola hoops: down your drink

Any others?


God...I'm trying to think of some....anything Poison related? Or George Thorogood?
 
2012-05-10 10:10:31 PM  

yookaloco: Oh god, not Grease.


CSB time!

Reminds me in my college days, we were at a bar with less than shiatty service. Before we left we queued grease lightning on the juke box seven times in a row.
 
2012-05-10 10:11:31 PM  
"Summer Lovin'" - more adapted to a romance in New Orleans.
 
2012-05-10 10:12:00 PM  

Silvara: vegaswench: Silvara: Ah...and now the Bon Jovi comes out.

Okay, we need to make a drinking game of this pleasant diversion 9beers gave us.

Bon Jovi: shot
Alanis Morrissette: one sip
B-52s: two sips
Hoola hoops: down your drink

Any others?

God...I'm trying to think of some....anything Poison related? Or George Thorogood?


Grease would definitely warrant inclusion. I feel like it makes it's prescence known about half of my karaoke nights.
 
2012-05-10 10:12:54 PM  
What is it with people tonight making up their own dirty lyrics?
 
2012-05-10 10:13:47 PM  
So if we do this in the future on a non-hockey night we need to not start until at least 9pm & possibly wait until the 10pm shift change. These guys there need time to get the alcohol soaked into their system
 
2012-05-10 10:14:38 PM  

Recoil Therapy: So if we do this in the future on a non-hockey night we need to not start until at least 9pm & possibly wait until the 10pm shift change. These guys there need time to get the alcohol soaked into their system


And so do we.
 
2012-05-10 10:15:31 PM  

Silvara: What is it with people tonight making up their own dirty lyrics?


DD did that late last night with Jack and Diane. did entire phallic version.

instead of "oh yeah, life goes on..."

"OH YEAH... MY DICK'S LONG" as she held the mic like a penis.

so yeah... she gets dirty. methinks she's started off a little loaded
 
2012-05-10 10:16:28 PM  

Recoil Therapy: So if we do this in the future on a non-hockey night we need to not start until at least 9pm & possibly wait until the 10pm shift change. These guys there need time to get the alcohol soaked into their system


Agreed. Gets up to speed at around 11 their time. Unless some Dockers conference guys get to drankin' early.

yookaloco: Silvara: vegaswench: Silvara: Ah...and now the Bon Jovi comes out.

Okay, we need to make a drinking game of this pleasant diversion 9beers gave us.

Bon Jovi: shot
Alanis Morrissette: one sip
B-52s: two sips
Hoola hoops: down your drink

Any others?

God...I'm trying to think of some....anything Poison related? Or George Thorogood?

Grease would definitely warrant inclusion. I feel like it makes it's prescence known about half of my karaoke nights.


Yes, Grease, definitely.
 
2012-05-10 10:17:03 PM  
Continue the jumping. Yes. More jumping.
 
2012-05-10 10:17:59 PM  
This is an off-day because the Devils beat the Flyers on Tuesday. The Devils beat the Flyers on Tuesday because Ilya Bryzgalov is terrible. Caps beat man Ted Starkey has this to note:
By the way, Jonathan Quick, MIke Smith and Martin Brodeur all make less than Ilya Bryzgalov. Combined.

You can also add Holtby on there and the four goalies who might be leading their team into the conference finals come Saturday night would total $9.55 million, still short of Bryzzy's $10 million deadweight.

Awesome.
 
2012-05-10 10:18:47 PM  

RminusQ: This is an off-day because the Devils beat the Flyers on Tuesday. The Devils beat the Flyers on Tuesday because Ilya Bryzgalov is terrible. Caps beat man Ted Starkey has this to note:
By the way, Jonathan Quick, MIke Smith and Martin Brodeur all make less than Ilya Bryzgalov. Combined.

You can also add Holtby on there and the four goalies who might be leading their team into the conference finals come Saturday night would total $9.55 million, still short of Bryzzy's $10 million deadweight.

Awesome.


My jaw. It is agape.
 
2012-05-10 10:19:27 PM  

vegaswench: Recoil Therapy: So if we do this in the future on a non-hockey night we need to not start until at least 9pm & possibly wait until the 10pm shift change. These guys there need time to get the alcohol soaked into their system

Agreed. Gets up to speed at around 11 their time. Unless some Dockers conference guys get to drankin' early.

yookaloco: Silvara: vegaswench: Silvara: Ah...and now the Bon Jovi comes out.

Okay, we need to make a drinking game of this pleasant diversion 9beers gave us.

Bon Jovi: shot
Alanis Morrissette: one sip
B-52s: two sips
Hoola hoops: down your drink

Any others?

God...I'm trying to think of some....anything Poison related? Or George Thorogood?

Grease would definitely warrant inclusion. I feel like it makes it's prescence known about half of my karaoke nights.

Yes, Grease, definitely.


Farking Carrie. One drink.
 
2012-05-10 10:19:42 PM  

RminusQ: You can also add Holtby on there and the four goalies who might be leading their team into the conference finals come Saturday night would total $9.55 million, still short of Bryzzy's $10 million deadweight.

Awesome.


So how long is the GM who made that deal gonna have a job? Ridiculous.

Oh look, it's this song again.
 
2012-05-10 10:19:51 PM  
She doesn't sound the least bit black.
 
2012-05-10 10:21:10 PM  

Smiths: LucklessWonder: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x522]

[i.imgur.com image 640x436]



I like you Smiths, but that image is for Bruins games only.
 
2012-05-10 10:21:26 PM  
*Beavis voice* YEAH SMASH IT! SHASH IT! BOTH HEADLIGHTS! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
 
2012-05-10 10:25:13 PM  
Drink!
 
2012-05-10 10:25:59 PM  
Huh? More Bon Jovi. We really don't get much of that on Long Island (or New Jersey Jr.).I'm actually surprised it's more popular down south.
 
2012-05-10 10:27:48 PM  
See this guy, with time, could probably tone down his tone deafness with time and practice. That guy who sang journey in the black shirt.... no chance.
 
2012-05-10 10:28:27 PM  

yookaloco: Huh? More Bon Jovi. We really don't get much of that on Long Island (or New Jersey Jr.).I'm actually surprised it's more popular down south.


That's surprising.
 
2012-05-10 10:29:19 PM  

RminusQ: This is an off-day because the Devils beat the Flyers on Tuesday. The Devils beat the Flyers on Tuesday because Ilya Bryzgalov is terrible. Caps beat man Ted Starkey has this to note:
By the way, Jonathan Quick, MIke Smith and Martin Brodeur all make less than Ilya Bryzgalov. Combined.

You can also add Holtby on there and the four goalies who might be leading their team into the conference finals come Saturday night would total $9.55 million, still short of Bryzzy's $10 million deadweight.

Awesome.


yep. $10 million sieve.
how long they have him for?
 
2012-05-10 10:29:54 PM  

fatalvenom: Smiths: LucklessWonder: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x522]

[i.imgur.com image 640x436]


I like you Smiths, but that image is for Bruins games only.


i don't want it getting dusty.
 
2012-05-10 10:30:52 PM  
Yeah. I love this chick. She's like a singing Michelle Beadle. Only totally different visually.
 
2012-05-10 10:31:30 PM  

yookaloco: Yeah. I love this chick. She's like a singing Michelle Beadle. Only totally different visually.


If she likes sports, I may have to gay-marry her.
 
2012-05-10 10:32:23 PM  
Sister double D needs to dance.
 
2012-05-10 10:32:57 PM  
I think that butterfly is trying to escape from her chest
 
2012-05-10 10:33:08 PM  
Another factor in formulating a drinking game to karaoke feeds? I touch myself.
 
2012-05-10 10:33:46 PM  

Smiths: I think that butterfly is trying to escape from her chest


I think it's too high (low?) from the meth in her host.
 
2012-05-10 10:33:57 PM  

yookaloco: Another factor in formulating a drinking game to karaoke feeds? I touch myself.


Wait.. That's a song too!!! LOL ORSM!!!!

;)
 
2012-05-10 10:34:39 PM  
When I hear you SING I cup both hands over my ears.
 
2012-05-10 10:35:51 PM  

RminusQ: This is an off-day because the Devils beat the Flyers on Tuesday. The Devils beat the Flyers on Tuesday because Ilya Bryzgalov is terrible. Caps beat man Ted Starkey has this to note:
By the way, Jonathan Quick, MIke Smith and Martin Brodeur all make less than Ilya Bryzgalov. Combined.

You can also add Holtby on there and the four goalies who might be leading their team into the conference finals come Saturday night would total $9.55 million, still short of Bryzzy's $10 million deadweight.


You can legitimately complain about many things with Bryz (however having watched him for 10+ years I still say he is a very good #1 goalie when he bothers to focus on the job at hand). One thing though you can't complain/blame on him though is the amount of money he makes. It may be (& is) a ludicrous contract but I don't think he demanded that & would have been an absolute fool to turn that money down. The blame for this lies squarely on managements shoulders.

/I knew I should have mentioned the Divinyls when we were setting up the drinking game a while ago...
 
2012-05-10 10:35:52 PM  
If she stands any further back, she'll be outside.
 
2012-05-10 10:37:47 PM  
This guy's going to have to stay up there for the next song ..... 'Jizz in my pants....'
 
2012-05-10 10:38:18 PM  
or Is it portuguese!?! LOL
 
2012-05-10 10:39:58 PM  
Ok, this one is my last jam. I hope it's good.

Still, I have to learn this one for karaoke. Tons of potential for getting a place jumpin round my parts.
 
2012-05-10 10:40:01 PM  
bullfrog is singing about a bullfrog.
 
2012-05-10 10:44:06 PM  
Where's jello shot guy when DD needs him.
 
2012-05-10 10:44:13 PM  
ok, white shirted dude came to play.
 
2012-05-10 10:44:39 PM  

Smiths: fatalvenom: Smiths: LucklessWonder: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x522]

[i.imgur.com image 640x436]


I like you Smiths, but that image is for Bruins games only.

i don't want it getting dusty.


Sometimes, things are better left to seasons.

/I will say, that fat redneck .gif u have is priceless.
//I'm sad I've been so busy with work
 
2012-05-10 10:45:56 PM  
That new chick is so drunk, we may see boob soon.
 
2012-05-10 10:45:57 PM  
drunk girl molesting DD
 
2012-05-10 10:46:21 PM  
Oh my, this is getting good
 
2012-05-10 10:47:09 PM  
She's thinking "Yes, accentuate my round parts. That's precisely why I wore black"
 
2012-05-10 10:47:16 PM  
Wait, I missed it, what did she just do?
 
2012-05-10 10:47:22 PM  
Quick, someone grab a time stamp for tomorrow's archives....
 
2012-05-10 10:48:08 PM  
Love Nicole laughing at the next guy. How do you follow that up?
 
2012-05-10 10:48:13 PM  
wow. she just got raped on stage.

and the missus and i just sat and watched.
 
2012-05-10 10:48:20 PM  
Fat guy clearly thinking "how the fark am I gonna follow that?"
 
2012-05-10 10:48:26 PM  

Silvara: Wait, I missed it, what did she just do?


Well, one thing was Nichole said "Yes, use me like a pole...." and then the pole dancing ensued
 
2012-05-10 10:48:28 PM  
*tosses singles onstage*
 
2012-05-10 10:49:21 PM  

Silvara: Wait, I missed it, what did she just do?


girl walked on stage during Billy Jean after all the guys abandoned it and like just grabbed DD and pulled her toward her and started molesting her. kissed her cheek, and then DD rolled with it saying "i'll be the pole, you work me"

and the girl began assfarking DD. bent her over the rail.
 
2012-05-10 10:49:44 PM  
This guys is not bad at all.
 
2012-05-10 10:50:30 PM  
shiat, I totally missed this thread getting posted. I've been sitting here thinking there was something going on in Total Farkistan.
 
2012-05-10 10:50:53 PM  
By the way, if anyone is a fan of bees entering eyeballs, a great dramatic scene is coming up on syfy. Freakin Wicker Man, man.
 
2012-05-10 10:51:55 PM  

yookaloco: By the way, if anyone is a fan of bees entering eyeballs, a great dramatic scene is coming up on syfy. Freakin Wicker Man, man.


MY EYES BEEEEEEEEEEEES NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES EYYYYYYYYYYYES
 
2012-05-10 10:52:11 PM  

9beers: shiat, I totally missed this thread getting posted. I've been sitting here thinking there was something going on in Total Farkistan.


9beers!
 
2012-05-10 10:52:23 PM  
I'm digging this chick in the little black dress.
 
2012-05-10 10:52:24 PM  
she's back.
 
2012-05-10 10:52:24 PM  
"We get drunk, so you don't remember tomorrow. What you do tonight, no one will talk about tomorrow."

Except FARK.
 
2012-05-10 10:52:43 PM  
Now the girl went after Abby.
 
2012-05-10 10:53:13 PM  
i think everyone is avoiding crazy rapegirl
 
2012-05-10 10:53:36 PM  
Live sex show within 15 minutes or 2 more drinks for her.....
 
2012-05-10 10:54:38 PM  

Smiths: Silvara: Wait, I missed it, what did she just do?

girl walked on stage during Billy Jean after all the guys abandoned it and like just grabbed DD and pulled her toward her and started molesting her. kissed her cheek, and then DD rolled with it saying "i'll be the pole, you work me"

and the girl began assfarking DD. bent her over the rail.


Bahahaha! Damn work made me miss it.

Oh yeah, and "My humps" needs to be added to the drink list.
 
2012-05-10 10:54:48 PM  
WE have a tutu. Houston, we have a tutu.
 
2012-05-10 10:54:53 PM  
The hell is this girl wearing?
 
2012-05-10 10:54:55 PM  
my humps.

drink?

black guy is a host.. is she a hostess?
 
2012-05-10 10:56:21 PM  
Bwahaa, anyone else watching the drama on the right side of the screen?

Nicole is trying to keep the drunk chick off of the stage & to make her go sit down.
 
2012-05-10 10:56:47 PM  
rapegirl is in the front center.
 
2012-05-10 10:56:55 PM  

vegaswench: 9beers!


Sup my fellow karaoke junkie?
 
2012-05-10 10:57:52 PM  
OK ALL. I have work tomorrow, and this is getting weird. Good night all. Can't wait for the posthockey karaoke.
 
2012-05-10 10:58:04 PM  

Smiths: rapegirl is in the front center.


She'll have to be pulled offstage before the night is over.
 
2012-05-10 10:58:11 PM  
QHAHAH

"can we rewind that"
 
2012-05-10 11:02:29 PM  
This woman does not look old enough to be in this establishment.
 
2012-05-10 11:02:53 PM  
"tee hee we know the chorus but not any of the words but we can shake our booties WE'RE SO DRUNK GIGGLE"
 
2012-05-10 11:03:01 PM  
Aww, my Patrick Kane/Peggy headline didn't get greened. That was one of my favorites recently.

// "Patrick Kane? Ze hockey player? Tell me, how you party from the left side?" "A little drunk, a little choke, blackout and don't score"
 
2012-05-10 11:03:13 PM  

yookaloco: OK ALL. I have work tomorrow, and this is getting weird. Good night all. Can't wait for the posthockey karaoke.


Bye Yoo.

Smiths: QHAHAH

"can we rewind that"


Hmm, yes, yes we can!
 
2012-05-10 11:04:24 PM  
MAKE IT RAIN! DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, Y'ALL!
 
2012-05-10 11:05:06 PM  
Dude made it rain up in there.
 
2012-05-10 11:05:06 PM  
ok i'm out have off of work tomorrow and missus has to get to bed cuz she has work ha ha.

good ol' karaoke debauchery.

g'night farkers

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 11:05:30 PM  
Poor DD's sister has to pick all those up. Hope she gets to keep some.
 
2012-05-10 11:06:15 PM  

Smiths: ok i'm out have off of work tomorrow and missus has to get to bed cuz she has work ha ha.

good ol' karaoke debauchery.

g'night farkers

[i.imgur.com image 230x257]


Bye, Smiths, fantastic gifs!
 
2012-05-10 11:07:05 PM  
Wish we could have got this on the main page instead of being buried at the bottom of the sports tab. I bet it would have taken off. Oh well, still cool of somebody to green it.
 
2012-05-10 11:07:08 PM  
Seriously, did that guy just walk up and start chucking bills, and Little Miss Don't-Know-The-Verses 1 and Little Miss Don't-Know-The-Verses 2 just ignore him (and the money), so the assistant hostess gathered it all up for herself.

DAMN, no cheerleaders. Free shots for acting out to M-I-C-K-E-Y gets Tutu back onstage.
 
2012-05-10 11:08:32 PM  
Night Smiths

I'm surprised drunken McRape chick didn't come up when Nicole asked for cheerleader types to come up. Maybe she's passed out in the bathroom - or taped down to a chair
 
2012-05-10 11:08:58 PM  

RminusQ: DAMN, no cheerleaders. Free shots for acting out to M-I-C-K-E-Y gets Tutu back onstage.


She deserves a shot for doing the splits. Damn!
 
2012-05-10 11:09:44 PM  
The molester in the little black dress must be in the bathroom puking. Not like her to pass on a chance to get on stage.
 
2012-05-10 11:10:48 PM  
Sorority 10-year reunion or secretarial pool out for the night?
 
2012-05-10 11:20:52 PM  
Sounds like molester was tonight's "puking in the street in an hour" bet.

How is it Thursday night and there's a table empty? This place was busier on a Tuesday night.
 
2012-05-10 11:22:43 PM  

Silvara: Sounds like molester was tonight's "puking in the street in an hour" bet.

How is it Thursday night and there's a table empty? This place was busier on a Tuesday night.


lol, yeah, weird, huh?
 
2012-05-10 11:23:10 PM  
Hostess isn't even trying to hit Kelly Clarkson's big notes. Weak.
 
2012-05-10 11:25:29 PM  
Anyone else lose the stream? It's been down for 2-3 minutes here & won't reload.

Ah well, I have an early doctor's appointment & should be going to bed anyway. So goodnight all, it's been fun even if it wasn't as busy on our end like the other nights. At least we tried & can try again later to get it on the main page, I think that would be a great time (if we don't melt CatsMeow's server...)

So, see you at the Cap/Rag game if not before
 
2012-05-10 11:25:37 PM  

Silvara: How is it Thursday night and there's a table empty? This place was busier on a Tuesday night.


Maybe Nugget has that one reserved.

Please please please please
 
2012-05-10 11:25:48 PM  

vegaswench: lol, yeah, weird, huh?


Yeah, and man, this thread has died. Sad we couldn't get main page.

Course, up until recently I was blathering non-stop at a friend while trying to finish something for work and not able to pay much attention either. Here now tho!
 
2012-05-10 11:26:18 PM  

Silvara: Sounds like molester was tonight's "puking in the street in an hour" bet.

How is it Thursday night and there's a table empty? This place was busier on a Tuesday night.


I think the convention had something to do wtih that.
 
2012-05-10 11:30:17 PM  

Mr.Tangent: I think the convention had something to do wtih that.


Oh, that could be. But usually Thursday night is like the start of the weekend, especially in big vacation places.
 
2012-05-10 11:31:13 PM  
Fancy again?
 
2012-05-10 11:32:34 PM  
OIL KINGS 3 WINTERHAWKS 3 IN THE THIRD PERIOD
 
2012-05-10 11:35:37 PM  
OIL KINGS 4 WINTERHAWKS 3 l FOUR SECONDS left! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-05-10 11:35:51 PM  
Double D has a nasty streak.
 
2012-05-10 11:37:05 PM  

Mr.Tangent: Double D has a nasty streak.


That's why we love her.
 
2012-05-10 11:37:10 PM  
WOOOO. Oil kings nobody cares :(
 
2012-05-10 11:37:49 PM  

Mr.Tangent: Double D has a nasty streak.


I'd probably develop one hell of one too if I had to do that every night.
 
2012-05-10 11:38:41 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: WOOOO. Oil kings nobody cares :(


Awww...I would care if I knew wtf you were talking about.
 
2012-05-10 11:40:01 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: WOOOO. Oil kings nobody cares :(


OHL guy. =P

My Ice Dogs are in trouple, must win tomorrow night. hehe
 
2012-05-10 11:42:17 PM  
The Minnesota Twins are awful. I shouldn't be proud of the Jays win tonight.

But the off key stylings of... everyone at the Cats Meow makes me happy.
 
2012-05-10 11:42:35 PM  

Silvara: Mr_Ectomy: WOOOO. Oil kings nobody cares :(

Awww...I would care if I knew wtf you were talking about.


WHL Finals. Edmonton now leads Portland 3 games to 2
 
2012-05-10 11:43:09 PM  
Come on sister double D, JUMP!

*facing the camera*
 
2012-05-10 11:43:39 PM  
Dear god. I want Nugget to sing this
 
2012-05-10 11:45:29 PM  
So that really is her dad in the crowd? DD don't give a single fark.
 
2012-05-10 11:45:29 PM  

Renegade Pervert: The Minnesota Twins are awful. I shouldn't be proud of the Jays win tonight.

But the off key stylings of... everyone at the Cats Meow makes me happy.


I was expecting a loss tonight, they seem to do that when teams above them in the standings do the same.
 
2012-05-10 11:48:36 PM  

Mr.Tangent: Renegade Pervert: The Minnesota Twins are awful. I shouldn't be proud of the Jays win tonight.

But the off key stylings of... everyone at the Cats Meow makes me happy.

I was expecting a loss tonight, they seem to do that when teams above them in the standings do the same.


Predictable aren't they. Saturday's game against the Angels and the first game against the A's were just embarrassing...
 
2012-05-10 11:49:16 PM  
Someone teach this guy how to iron his shirt.
 
2012-05-10 11:50:03 PM  
Ohhh...I could do this song for karaoke. She's got the perfect voice and tone for mine.
 
2012-05-10 11:53:15 PM  

Renegade Pervert: Mr.Tangent: Renegade Pervert: The Minnesota Twins are awful. I shouldn't be proud of the Jays win tonight.

But the off key stylings of... everyone at the Cats Meow makes me happy.

I was expecting a loss tonight, they seem to do that when teams above them in the standings do the same.

Predictable aren't they. Saturday's game against the Angels and the first game against the A's were just embarrassing...


How long until they release Cordero? Well at least Farrall has finally figured out that he's not reliable enough to be a closer. From what I've seen I'm not so sure about middle relief either.

/baseball threadjack!
 
2012-05-10 11:57:36 PM  

Mr.Tangent: Renegade Pervert: Mr.Tangent: Renegade Pervert: The Minnesota Twins are awful. I shouldn't be proud of the Jays win tonight.

But the off key stylings of... everyone at the Cats Meow makes me happy.

I was expecting a loss tonight, they seem to do that when teams above them in the standings do the same.

Predictable aren't they. Saturday's game against the Angels and the first game against the A's were just embarrassing...

How long until they release Cordero? Well at least Farrall has finally figured out that he's not reliable enough to be a closer. From what I've seen I'm not so sure about middle relief either.

/baseball threadjack!


Fack dude, I had so much hope for the middle relief/closers but it started off this season like a re-hash of the past decade..

Santos is young, only been a closer for 2 years, I keep trying to tell myself that. I've always been a big Janssen fan and I hope he's great in this role.

Cordero was a surprise, he's done this dance before but just blew up this year, whatever, it happens. Farrell is smart enough to adjust (Visquel, opening day!!).

You hear about the Vlad signing? This has to be a move to dump Lind.

/Threadjack! Yes!
 
2012-05-11 12:00:27 AM  

Mr_Ectomy: Silvara: Mr_Ectomy: WOOOO. Oil kings nobody cares :(

Awww...I would care if I knew wtf you were talking about.

WHL Finals. Edmonton now leads Portland 3 games to 2


Ahhh...got it. Yay Edmonton!
 
2012-05-11 12:01:37 AM  
Laugh...that chick pointing to her friends at her almost empty drink and apparently not getting a good answer because she actually pouted.
 
2012-05-11 12:11:13 AM  
OH LORD JESUS SOMEONE STOP HIM.
 
2012-05-11 12:11:24 AM  
Holy shiat, this dude doing Sweet Child Of Mine is painfully bad.
 
2012-05-11 12:13:16 AM  
And this takes me back to Grade 9... huzzah for 90's pop
 
2012-05-11 12:14:09 AM  

9beers: Holy shiat, this dude doing Sweet Child Of Mine is painfully bad.


Glad I apparently came in to see black dress instead of "this dude".
 
2012-05-11 12:17:36 AM  
Man...I guess maybe Thursday night was a bad night for this. There should be a huge crowd of shiatfaced people dancing and possible upcoming trainwrecks every few minutes by now. Instead it's half empty.
 
2012-05-11 12:19:33 AM  

Silvara: Man...I guess maybe Thursday night was a bad night for this. There should be a huge crowd of shiatfaced people dancing and possible upcoming trainwrecks every few minutes by now. Instead it's half empty.


No kidding. Front tables aren't even occupied. Maybe Cat's Meow is a stop off for hockey fans all wasted from playoff games...
 
2012-05-11 12:26:16 AM  
Seems to be a good mix of people singing, the place must have a decent crowd.
 
2012-05-11 12:29:14 AM  

Vangor: Silvara: Man...I guess maybe Thursday night was a bad night for this. There should be a huge crowd of shiatfaced people dancing and possible upcoming trainwrecks every few minutes by now. Instead it's half empty.

No kidding. Front tables aren't even occupied. Maybe Cat's Meow is a stop off for hockey fans all wasted from playoff games...


Looks to be filling up a bit more again.

9beers: Seems to be a good mix of people singing, the place must have a decent crowd.


Hmm...could be. No idea how big the place is behind the front bit. Maybe we just can't see a lot of the people.


Rockin Robin? Seriously? In bad falsetto?
 
2012-05-11 12:29:33 AM  
Come on dude, take it down a few notches.
 
2012-05-11 12:33:34 AM  
Well that is a group.
 
2012-05-11 12:34:12 AM  

Silvara: Hmm...could be. No idea how big the place is behind the front bit.


It's a pretty big place, two stories tall with multiple bars. Not sure how much of the lower level is dedicated to karaoke.

Good selection of ladies on stage right now.
 
2012-05-11 12:35:38 AM  
Wait, girls got shots just for being on stage, and they don't even have to be attractive? Way to be an equal opportunity bar Cat's Meow.
 
2012-05-11 12:38:10 AM  
I just really think a thread with 250+ comments dedicated to karaoke in the sports tab is quite the accomplishment
 
2012-05-11 12:39:30 AM  
I would not disagree if you started having sex on stage, just sayin'.

Is it just me or has black dress gotten more lively as the week has gone on? Is this a different girl, cause now she is cursing, making sexual references, etc..
 
2012-05-11 12:42:23 AM  

Vangor: Wait, girls got shots just for being on stage, and they don't even have to be attractive? Way to be an equal opportunity bar Cat's Meow.


Hey, the later the night gets, the easier on the eyes those girls get.
 
2012-05-11 12:43:37 AM  

Vangor: I would not disagree if you started having sex on stage, just sayin'.

Is it just me or has black dress gotten more lively as the week has gone on? Is this a different girl, cause now she is cursing, making sexual references, etc..


Apparently she was pretty dirty last night too.
 
2012-05-11 12:44:52 AM  
I think one major rule of MCing is you don't tell the crowd "SHUT THE HELL UP!".

Silvara: Hey, the later the night gets, the easier on the eyes those girls get.


Sure, were I taking shots one for one. I am actually appreciative of the low threshold for free drinks here.
 
2012-05-11 12:49:45 AM  
I thought since hes black he can say the N word?
 
2012-05-11 12:54:32 AM  
Ok, I've had this up for too long. I've heard too many repeats, none of them good.
 
2012-05-11 12:55:39 AM  

Vangor: Sure, were I taking shots one for one. I am actually appreciative of the low threshold for free drinks here.


To be fair, it is goldschlager. *hurk*
 
2012-05-11 12:55:53 AM  
Case anyone is traveling with, there is apparently an app for EarthCam and therefore this feed. Hilarious. If this was for Fire, I might just buy.
 
2012-05-11 12:58:16 AM  

Silvara: To be fair, it is goldschlager. *hurk*


Is it? Bleh. I heard her shouting at someone to finish it, but thought that was off stage. Whatever, when we have a party maybe I can hand em out after being on stage.
 
2012-05-11 01:02:01 AM  
Bless her heart, at least she sounds good and has some effort (I'll get this thread to 300 myself if I must!).
 
2012-05-11 01:02:32 AM  
Laugh...oh that poor woman. She comes on and everyone farks right off. DD can't even get people to cheer for her.
 
2012-05-11 01:03:48 AM  
What's the song? my sound is spotty.
 
2012-05-11 01:03:59 AM  

Silvara: She comes on and everyone farks right off. DD can't even get people to cheer for her.


Not sure why, she is doing well and trying. I would cheer ecstatically. But with that last scream, I just think the mics for the feed pick up from the microphones on stage, and those are really unidirectional.
 
2012-05-11 01:05:31 AM  
One Direction? Really?
 
2012-05-11 01:06:39 AM  

LucklessWonder: One Direction? Really?


That song of theirs...it's Satanically catchy.
 
2012-05-11 01:07:23 AM  

LucklessWonder: One Direction? Really?


What is odd is I have never heard of them until TicketMaster suggested them after I bought Rammstein tickets, and now I continuously hear about them, at least once daily, for the last month. I suspect they'll be swept away in another month.
 
2012-05-11 01:07:30 AM  
Black Woman With A Purse means shiat just got real y'all
 
2012-05-11 01:08:12 AM  

Vangor: LucklessWonder: One Direction? Really?

What is odd is I have never heard of them until TicketMaster suggested them after I bought Rammstein tickets, and now I continuously hear about them, at least once daily, for the last month. I suspect they'll be swept away in another month.


Trying to figure the logic where Rammstein generates a One Direction recommendation.
 
2012-05-11 01:10:16 AM  
I love that the hockey thread on a day with no games has more posts than the NBA thread
 
2012-05-11 01:10:37 AM  
Awww...I love this song.
 
2012-05-11 01:10:53 AM  

LucklessWonder: Trying to figure the logic where Rammstein generates a One Direction recommendation.


We laughed for a while about this and Stevie Nicks till I realized TicketMaster suggested based on using the same venue.
 
2012-05-11 01:11:39 AM  

LucklessWonder: I love that the hockey thread on a day with no games has more posts than the NBA thread


Great, isn't it?

Course, it mostly means hockey farkers have nothing better to do I think. :D
 
2012-05-11 01:12:37 AM  
Nichole better lay off the Jameson or she's going to need somebody to carry her home.
 
2012-05-11 01:14:53 AM  

Silvara: LucklessWonder: I love that the hockey thread on a day with no games has more posts than the NBA thread

Great, isn't it?

Course, it mostly means hockey farkers have nothing better to do I think. :D


Love it.

Took a breather to catch up on some Community episodes. Oh boy, just in time for Bon Jovi. Drink!
 
2012-05-11 01:15:57 AM  
Love me some Dead or Alive. Even this crappy version. Trying to decide if I should stick this out, or finally finish season 1 of game of thrones
 
2012-05-11 01:16:00 AM  
Banging on the mic! This guy plays Rock Band! I bet streaming through his head are "Awesome!" and "Double Awesome!"
 
2012-05-11 01:19:55 AM  

Vangor: Banging on the mic! This guy plays Rock Band! I bet streaming through his head are "Awesome!" and "Double Awesome!"


Bahahahaha
 
2012-05-11 01:21:47 AM  
Y'know everyone likes black dress, but i think i have a thing going for Ms short shorts faithfully manning the chalkboard and doing the occasional song
 
2012-05-11 01:22:29 AM  

LucklessWonder: Trying to decide if I should stick this out, or finally finish season 1 of game of thrones


Part of me says finish this second. Part me says you want to delay the inevitability of being without episodes as long as possible.
 
2012-05-11 01:23:14 AM  
Who the hell is this moron with his blackberry still clipped to his belt?
 
2012-05-11 01:23:35 AM  

Silvara: Who the hell is this moron with his blackberry still clipped to his belt?


Dockers convention in town.
 
2012-05-11 01:25:35 AM  
Oh man, I don't know why I didn't notice before. So weird to see people actually smoking in a bar anymore.
 
2012-05-11 01:26:02 AM  

Silvara: Who the hell is this moron with his blackberry still clipped to his belt?


Todd Barry, I think. Has the voice, receding hair line, and generic white guy appearance.
 
2012-05-11 01:32:20 AM  

Vangor: Silvara: Who the hell is this moron with his blackberry still clipped to his belt?

Todd Barry, I think. Has the voice, receding hair line, and generic white guy appearance.


Haha...oh man he was close, yeah.
 
2012-05-11 01:33:34 AM  
You know, it's funny to me that the chicks that usually have the least inhibition about dancing in these things are the chubby chicks.
 
2012-05-11 01:34:13 AM  
Girl stage right in the pink and black deserves her shot. She could have my sickly sweet cinnamon glass, too.
 
2012-05-11 01:35:09 AM  
I guess now it's shots of Jameson. Not much better.
 
2012-05-11 01:37:56 AM  
This girl doesn't understand what "higher" constitutes, does she? What was that muppet screech on the "Whoa!"?

Silvara: I guess now it's shots of Jameson. Not much better.


Much better. As far as free shots bars give out, Jameson is up there.
 
2012-05-11 01:40:31 AM  
Ha, she bailed on the high note.
 
2012-05-11 01:42:54 AM  
Todd Barry is back on stage.

And I hope he means he is getting a hurricane on the house. F*ck, I would dominate the stage for real hurricanes.
 
2012-05-11 01:42:58 AM  
Yeah generic white guy is back!
 
2012-05-11 01:43:45 AM  
Oh I hope that hurricane was worth it.
 
2012-05-11 01:43:58 AM  
Wow...I really hope this guy has work mates there right now taking his picture. I'm not entirely sure he'll remember this tomorrow.
 
2012-05-11 01:44:47 AM  

vegaswench: Oh I hope that hurricane was worth it.


Hurricanes from New Orleans are worth it.
 
2012-05-11 01:45:06 AM  

vegaswench: Oh I hope that hurricane was worth it.


I wish we all got a free one for listening to him too.
 
2012-05-11 01:45:17 AM  
I like how he does the verses better than the chorus and can say real words but messes up "d-d-d-dd--"
 
2012-05-11 01:51:14 AM  
Alright, I think I am moving on. Over 300 on karaoke, sport of kings! See you all tomorrow.
 
2012-05-11 01:51:33 AM  

Vangor: vegaswench: Oh I hope that hurricane was worth it.

Hurricanes from New Orleans are worth it.


One day I hope to find that out.

Silvara: I wish we all got a free one for listening to him too.


No doubt! heh.
 
2012-05-11 01:54:55 AM  

Vangor: Alright, I think I am moving on. Over 300 on karaoke, sport of kings! See you all tomorrow.


G'night!
 
2012-05-11 01:55:17 AM  
Nichole takes another shot, how many is that now?
 
2012-05-11 02:00:41 AM  

9beers: Nichole takes another shot, how many is that now?


Hell, after watching her these past couple of nights and seeing what she's gotta put up with, I'd be in the corner with a bottle or five.
 
2012-05-11 02:05:33 AM  
Well shiat, I was exhausted from all the late nights recently and I drank quite a bit of rum tonight while hosting a dinner party... I passed out and missed the whole evening of karaoke thread. Damn! :-(

Looks like it was fun reading through some of this. Oh well, next time Farkers.
 
2012-05-11 02:06:04 AM  
The dockers and belt cell phone holster convention must be just showing up...
 
2012-05-11 02:06:09 AM  

Frozen_Puck: Well shiat, I was exhausted from all the late nights recently and I drank quite a bit of rum tonight while hosting a dinner party... I passed out and missed the whole evening of karaoke thread. Damn! :-(

Looks like it was fun reading through some of this. Oh well, next time Farkers.


Welcome and see ya tomorrow.

I'm out.
 
2012-05-11 02:17:40 AM  
Holy crap if anyone is still here... i just turned back in to this. epic!
 
2012-05-11 02:20:50 AM  
Nichole calls for another shot of Jameson.
 
2012-05-11 02:21:50 AM  

jeffrey626: Holy crap if anyone is still here... i just turned back in to this. epic!


The I'm On a Boat rendition? That was awesome if that's what you're talking about.
 
2012-05-11 02:41:41 AM  

Frozen_Puck: jeffrey626: Holy crap if anyone is still here... i just turned back in to this. epic!

The I'm On a Boat rendition? That was awesome if that's what you're talking about.


Yessir!
 
2012-05-11 02:45:13 AM  
Nichole makes another reference to her ex-fiance. Must be a recent thing.
 
2012-05-11 03:16:54 AM  

9beers: Nichole makes another reference to her ex-fiance. Must be a recent thing.


Thats his loss if you ask me...
 
2012-05-11 04:02:23 AM  
ice hockey. fark yeah.
 
2012-05-11 06:50:49 AM  
Wow, almost a full 100 posts better than the 'hey, we have a game over here' NBA thread. Well done everyone (or as was pointed out, we just don't have lives....). I don't know if I'll be around tonight but I'll certainly (as of now) be here for the game on Sat (perhaps the bar will be doing better by then too).

T'was fun, thanks for playing last night. Maybe during the SCF week we can get a main page kareoke thread on an off night, I think it would go over big.

/I wonder how many time the McRape girl threw up last night...
 
2012-05-11 10:22:58 AM  
You people are amazing. How did a karaoke thread get more comments than the NBA playoffs?
 
2012-05-11 10:32:59 AM  

Mr.Tangent: You people are amazing. How did a karaoke thread get more comments than the NBA playoffs?


Because nobody cares about basketball until the fourth quarter?
 
2012-05-11 02:49:33 PM  

RsquaredW: Mr.Tangent: You people are amazing. How did a karaoke thread get more comments than the NBA playoffs?

Because nobody cares about basketball until the fourth quarter?


Correction: because nothing that happens in a basketball game matters until the fourth quarter.
 
2012-05-12 12:12:18 AM  
Wow, Fridays at this place are much more entertaining.
 
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