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(Some Crooner)   After 29 days & 66 games the NHL takes a night off. Fark's hockey brigade will still be hard at it posting on the great intermission & post game entertainment. Come see what shenanigans we've been up to starting 7:30ish Eastern   (earthcam.com) divider line 336
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2012-05-10 11:57:13 AM
Isn't it two nights off?

I predict a few hockey babies will be born 9 months from now during this long respite.
 
2012-05-10 12:01:03 PM
Oil Kings/ Winterhawks Game 5 is on tonight. Anyone? ANYONE?
 
2012-05-10 12:03:48 PM

Mr_Ectomy: Oil Kings/ Winterhawks Game 5 is on tonight. Anyone? ANYONE?


Was contemplating attending, but I have to get the house prepped for some showings tomorrow, so we'll be staying home and cleaning.

Maybe if they go 7....
 
2012-05-10 12:04:19 PM
Kings v Rangers final would be awesome.
 
2012-05-10 12:13:04 PM
What've we been up to?

Karaoke, baby. And lots of it.
 
2012-05-10 12:17:54 PM

Decillion: Kings v Rangers Devils final would be awesome.


FTFY
 
2012-05-10 12:18:21 PM
holy crap wow some mod is being kind.

i have a meeting tonight so i dunno if i'll be around for the shenanigans.

So, to everyone who parties I give you:

i.imgur.com

/will overuse the hell out of that one
 
2012-05-10 12:24:43 PM
All the credit/blame goes to 9beers and this little innocent post two nights ago:

9beers: Here's some entertainment for the break. Live karaoke from a bar in New Orleans.

Link


Since then the posts have been running roughtly 2:1 kareoke:hockey. Check out last night's thread for some great screen caps & other links to what's going on (including transcripts & proof of a phone call made to the club thanking them on behalf of Fark's hockey watchers).

So there may not be hockey tonight (NHL anyway) but there should be some quality entertainment here anyway.
 
2012-05-10 12:27:01 PM
BAHAHA this was greened?

I missed last night but will be here tonight!

/after Community
 
2012-05-10 12:31:32 PM

Smiths: holy crap wow some mod is being kind.

No kidding, I hoped we could get one greenlit later on but never expected it to be up for most of the day. Now we need to lobby for a transfer over to the main page once things pick up there in the evening (switching the tag to 'caturday' would be good too but I figured that would get the post ignored in the first place by them)

i have a meeting tonight so i dunno if i'll be around for the shenanigans.
Your liver needed a break anyway

So, to everyone who parties I give you:

[i.imgur.com image 230x257]

/will overuse the hell out of that one

As well you should, Nugget consistently provides such quality entertainment
 
2012-05-10 12:36:25 PM
This works out perfectly because I have to go get fitted for a suit tonight for a wedding and I don't have to miss any hockey.
 
2012-05-10 12:46:41 PM

Mr_Ectomy: Decillion: KingsCoyotes v Rangers Devilsanyone final would be awesome.

FTFY


FTF both of you!
 
2012-05-10 12:47:14 PM
cdn.nhl.com

Stupid schedule, waiting around for the cannon fodder from the east.

/Go Kings Go!
 
2012-05-10 12:47:55 PM
Huh.

Didn't expect this.
 
2012-05-10 12:49:24 PM
AHL : San Antonio Rampage vs Oklahoma City 20:00
 
2012-05-10 12:50:42 PM

Smiths: i.imgur.com

/will overuse the hell out of that one


Is this the Nugget I've been reading so much about?
 
2012-05-10 12:54:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 12:57:43 PM

2wolves: AHL : San Antonio Rampage vs Oklahoma City 20:00


GO OIL BARONS!!!
 
2012-05-10 01:00:26 PM
Also, no lacrosse until Saturday! GO RUSH!
 
2012-05-10 01:00:44 PM
Serious question...is the NHL Nerwork showing anything live tonight?
 
2012-05-10 01:01:47 PM
time for karaoke.
 
2012-05-10 01:04:49 PM
STOP
.


/Hating is bad.
 
2012-05-10 01:17:00 PM

LucklessWonder: STOP
.


Hammer time?
 
2012-05-10 01:17:33 PM
img109.imageshack.us
content.sportslogos.net

That's a 40 oz, not pee. Though it probably should be pee for the way they played.
 
2012-05-10 01:37:18 PM
I will be in Delaware saturday for the game. Yay mom and dad designated drivers.
 
2012-05-10 01:40:37 PM

Mr_Ectomy: Also, no lacrosse until Saturday! GO RUSH!


Ugh. I was at that painful display last Saturday.

I had season tickets for the Roughnecks for 4 years, but I gave them up a couple of seasons ago and now I go to only a few games per year.

Last Saturday's was one of the worst I have ever seen. Credit the Rush, especially Bold, he played amazing in goal, but yeesh, the Necks certainly looked like they were already thinking about the next game.
 
2012-05-10 01:43:51 PM
Thank you Smiths for a new goal celebration image.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 01:47:44 PM

LucklessWonder: STOP.


Hey.

What's that sound?
 
2012-05-10 01:51:57 PM

LucklessWonder: STOP


In the name of love?
 
2012-05-10 01:57:48 PM

LucklessWonder: STOP


me...oh oh oh stop me...stop me if you think that you've heard this one before?
 
2012-05-10 02:00:57 PM
GO, in descending order:


cdn.bleacherreport.net
www.thesportsbank.net
cdn.gunaxin.com
i.cdn.turner.com
www.vancouversun.com
 
2012-05-10 02:26:42 PM

LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

In the name of love?


One more, in the name of love.
 
2012-05-10 02:32:16 PM

LucklessWonder: STOP.


... the love you save may be your own.
/Darling take it slow
//Or some day you'll be all alone
 
2012-05-10 02:36:55 PM

LucklessWonder: STOP


...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly
 
2012-05-10 02:40:29 PM

LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly


...have I done that myself? Not as well as Nugget could've, but guilty. lol
 
2012-05-10 02:41:47 PM
Mullett Melrose will be proven correct come Saturday night.
 
2012-05-10 02:52:46 PM

LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly


Ninja Turtle rap was better

/ducks
 
2012-05-10 02:56:05 PM
Mr_Ectomy: LucklessWonder: STOP

me...oh oh oh stop me...stop me if you think that you've heard this one before?


And we're done here.

/I am sick and I am dull and I am plain
 
2012-05-10 02:58:18 PM

robsul82: LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly

...have I done that myself? Not as well as Nugget could've, but guilty. lol


I have no musical ability whatsoever, and my singing voice has been compared unfavorably to that of a dead yak, but when it comes to drunken karaoke, my 4 go tos are:

"Love Shack" by the B-52's
"Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey
"Sister Christian" by Night Ranger

Trouble is, they're all so played out now. I've always been a huge hair metal fan, unironically, so it kind of sucks that stuff like Journey's been co-opted by hipsters as ironic songs to enjoy.
 
2012-05-10 03:00:16 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly

Ninja Turtle rap was better

/ducks


But both pale in comparison to "Turtle Power" by Partners in K.R.Y.M.E
 
2012-05-10 03:06:52 PM

LucklessWonder: "Love Shack" by the B-52's


A whole lot of this.
 
2012-05-10 03:09:12 PM
jesus. 12:46AM on the feed from last night.

sir mix a lot girl. basically assrapes DD on stage.
 
2012-05-10 03:10:58 PM

LucklessWonder: Time Traveling Bunnies: LucklessWonder: LucklessWonder: STOP

...Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly

Ninja Turtle rap was better

/ducks

But both pale in comparison to "Turtle Power" by Partners in K.R.Y.M.E


Touche. You win this round.
 
2012-05-10 03:11:27 PM
DAY THIRTY
7:00, NBCS: RUM @ VDK [Drink 1]
8:00, CNBC: JWS @ JDW [Drink 2]
9:00, ABCNNBCBC: BUD @ LBT [Drink 3]
10:00, WYSIWYG: HED @ FLR [You pass out]

Full playoff schedule with times and TV (new window)

No, but for reals, NHL announces Games 1 and 2 of the Conference Finals:
Sunday, May 13: Los Angeles @ Phoenix, Western Conference Final Game 1 (8 p.m., ET, NBCSN, TSN, RDS)
Monday, May 14: Eastern Conference Final Game 1, @ New York or New Jersey (8 p.m., ET, NBCSN, CBC, RDS)
Tuesday, May 15: Los Angeles @ Phoenix, Western Conference Final Game 2 (9 p.m., ET, NBCSN, TSN, RDS)
Wednesday, May 16: Eastern Conference Final Game 2, @ New York or New Jersey (8 p.m., ET, NBCSN, CBC, RDS)
 
2012-05-10 03:12:21 PM
Why isn't this in the Entertainment tab?

/obligatory
//Meanwhile here's a guy who I agree with: the puck over glass rule is farking dumb.
 
2012-05-10 03:16:19 PM

robsul82: LucklessWonder: "Love Shack" by the B-52's

A whole lot of this.


Oh nonono...way too much repetition, the crowd bores of that shiat quick. If you want a male-female duet, go with "Picture" (Sheryl Crowe and Kid Rock). Short, sweet, and the male just needs to sound a little gravelly. Bonus points if you switch up who does what part.

// also, howling, "I was off to drink you away...."
 
2012-05-10 03:18:13 PM

RsquaredW: robsul82: LucklessWonder: "Love Shack" by the B-52's

A whole lot of this.

Oh nonono...way too much repetition, the crowd bores of that shiat quick. If you want a male-female duet, go with "Picture" (Sheryl Crowe and Kid Rock). Short, sweet, and the male just needs to sound a little gravelly. Bonus points if you switch up who does what part.

// also, howling, "I was off to drink you away...."


That song bloooooooooooow.
 
2012-05-10 03:18:28 PM
hockey?
 
2012-05-10 03:20:58 PM

RsquaredW: robsul82: LucklessWonder: "Love Shack" by the B-52's

A whole lot of this.

Oh nonono...way too much repetition, the crowd bores of that shiat quick. If you want a male-female duet, go with "Picture" (Sheryl Crowe and Kid Rock). Short, sweet, and the male just needs to sound a little gravelly. Bonus points if you switch up who does what part.

// also, howling, "I was off to drink you away...."


Naw, if you want to do a male/female duet embrace the cheesiness and repetition and bust out "I got you babe" by Sonny & Cher. Bonus points if the male mimes skiing into a tree to close.
 
2012-05-10 03:21:35 PM

RsquaredW: Oh nonono...way too much repetition, the crowd bores of that shiat quick. If you want a male-female duet, go with "Picture" (Sheryl Crowe and Kid Rock). Short, sweet, and the male just needs to sound a little gravelly. Bonus points if you switch up who does what part.

// also, howling, "I was off to drink you away...."


I sing that in my car full volume whenever it comes on... both parts.

/I howl away
 
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