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(ABC2News Baltimore)   Researchers at Harvard say posting to Facebook is like sex to the brain   (abc2news.com) divider line 86
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2012-05-10 12:16:42 PM
Sex to the brain? You mean like skullf*cking?
 
2012-05-10 12:57:33 PM
This same pleasure is what is released when having sex, just not to the same amount.

Unless you're doing it very very wrong.
 
2012-05-10 01:29:56 PM
That explains why my wife is Facebooking all the damn time.
 
2012-05-10 01:57:18 PM
That explains why I can only do it for a few minutes at a time.

/then I need a nap
 
2012-05-10 01:57:56 PM
No.

It's like heroin to the vein.
 
2012-05-10 01:58:08 PM
I guess this makes me asexual.
 
2012-05-10 01:58:41 PM
Explains why my longer post took 30 seconds.
 
2012-05-10 01:58:49 PM
I guess this just makes me even more impotent.
 
2012-05-10 01:59:32 PM
...you feel dirty and ashamed afterwards?
 
2012-05-10 01:59:40 PM

Phony_Soldier: Explains why my longerest post took 30 seconds.


/FTFM
 
2012-05-10 01:59:45 PM

Cagey B: Sex to the brain? You mean like skullf*cking?


Thread over. Book it, done. You win the Internets for today.
 
2012-05-10 02:02:01 PM

KingKauff: That explains why my wife is Facebooking all the damn time.


And why mine has no desire to Facebook, either.
 
2012-05-10 02:02:34 PM
They must be having some damned boring sex.
 
2012-05-10 02:02:46 PM
Posting on Facebook just got even more masturbatory.
 
2012-05-10 02:02:47 PM
Because when you do it you make people laugh?
 
2012-05-10 02:02:55 PM
And Twitter is like a handjob.

Posting to Fark is like being in a lemon party.
 
2012-05-10 02:03:37 PM

algrant33: No.

It's like heroin to the vein.


You know that things aren't quite the same

and I guess but I just don't know.
 
2012-05-10 02:04:45 PM
[ICAME.JPG]
 
2012-05-10 02:04:52 PM

skinink: And Twitter is like a handjob.

Posting to Fark is like being in a lemon party.


Searching on Google is like going to a singles bar.
Pinterest is like writing to Penthouse Forums.
 
2012-05-10 02:05:11 PM
Who wrote that article, a second-grader?
 
2012-05-10 02:07:50 PM
Quick and boring. Feel kind of filthy afterwards. Yeah.
 
2012-05-10 02:09:13 PM
I just posted that story on Facebook.

family-guy-freak.webs.com
 
2012-05-10 02:12:26 PM
Future research directions: why posting to fark is like masturbating.

/twitter=bestiality
 
2012-05-10 02:13:17 PM
Informative article there Shakespeare.
 
2012-05-10 02:14:12 PM
How do people from Harvard know what sex is like?
 
2012-05-10 02:14:38 PM
I suspended my account back in October and have experienced no withdrawal whatsoever. If I had gone seven months without sex, however, I'd likely be f*cking anything with a vagina and a pulse at this point, and half of those criteria are negotiable.
 
2012-05-10 02:15:55 PM
www.myfacewhen.net

People like talking about themselves. It makes them feel good and important.
 
2012-05-10 02:16:01 PM

Nasty_McFilth: How do people from Harvard know what sex is like?


Depends on when they attain a public office position.
 
2012-05-10 02:16:49 PM
That explains why I keep ruining all my keyboards
 
2012-05-10 02:16:53 PM
Yea, like some pinheads from Harvard would know anything about sex.

/not that I would know anything about posting to Facebook
//I am sure that posting to Fark is nothing like sex.
 
2012-05-10 02:17:12 PM
I don't orgasm when I post to facespace. It doesn't arouse me... if anything I post shiat others are more than welcome to see if they want, I couldn't care if nobody looks at it.
 
2012-05-10 02:17:20 PM
Don't have a Facebook page.
Guess that makes my brain a virgin.

any ladies wanna poke my cherry..? Hmmmm...?
 
2012-05-10 02:18:37 PM

Cooper420: I don't orgasm when I post to facespace. It doesn't arouse me... if anything I post shiat others are more than welcome to see if they want, I couldn't care if nobody looks at it.


So you could care if somebody looks at it?
 
2012-05-10 02:19:08 PM

Heamer: I suspended my account back in October and have experienced no withdrawal whatsoever. If I had gone seven months without sex, however, I'd likely be f*cking anything with a vagina and a pulse at this point, and half of those criteria are negotiable.


Which half?
 
2012-05-10 02:21:25 PM
Either they're doing sex wrong, or I'm doing Facebook wrong.
 
2012-05-10 02:21:36 PM

Crewmannumber6: That explains why I can only do it for a few minutes at a time.

/then I need a nap


And a sammich
 
2012-05-10 02:22:15 PM
Geez, I'd been doing it all this time without a brain condom??

I wonder what kind of nasty diseases FBers carry?
 
2012-05-10 02:22:26 PM
or an arrow to the knee.
 
2012-05-10 02:23:40 PM
Harvard angling for more donations from Zuckerburg?
 
2012-05-10 02:23:49 PM
FTFA:They say when people share information about themselves; it activates a sensation of pleasure in the brain.

I like hamburgers with blue cheese in the center.

God, that felt good! I'm walkin' on sunshine!
 
2012-05-10 02:23:51 PM
It's like sex to the brain
It's like sex to the membrane...
 
2012-05-10 02:23:52 PM
Take comfort knowing that this research was probably funded with federal grant money. Because we don't need the ultra smart geniuses at Harvard to tap into their $21 Billion endowment to conduct senseless research and surveys.
 
2012-05-10 02:24:04 PM

Chinchillazilla: Who wrote that article, a second-grader?


A Harvard graduate?
 
2012-05-10 02:27:14 PM
I'm saving Facebook for marriage.
 
2012-05-10 02:28:24 PM

proteus_b: Future research directions: why posting to fark is like masturbating.

/twitter=bestiality


I'm writing this one handed.

[ihearyoulike.jpg]
 
2012-05-10 02:29:41 PM

Sweet Zombi Jesus: Heamer: I suspended my account back in October and have experienced no withdrawal whatsoever. If I had gone seven months without sex, however, I'd likely be f*cking anything with a vagina and a pulse at this point, and half of those criteria are negotiable.

Which half?


I don't think it really matters.
 
2012-05-10 02:29:50 PM
No Facebook. No sex.

feelsbadman.jpg
 
2012-05-10 02:32:19 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: It's like sex to the brain
It's like sex to the membrane...


sex to the memebrain?
 
2012-05-10 02:33:22 PM
If that's true, then I haven't gotten laid in something like 8 months, and I feel just fine.

I always get suspicious when a TV station talks about a study without actually providing the study. After all, a few days ago we were informed that global warming caused by dinosaur farts was a contributing factor in their demise by a journalist who apparently didn't bother to actually read the study that was being reported on.
 
2012-05-10 02:34:12 PM
Harvard research about a company founded by a Harvard student? That does sound very masturbatory.
 
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