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(Local10 WPLG)   Three nuts on a unicycle in east Texas (with video)   (local10.com) divider line 42
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2012-05-10 11:51:15 AM  
Excellent headline, Subtard!
 
2012-05-10 11:57:15 AM  
There's a repeat tag?
 
2012-05-10 11:57:15 AM  
Bollocks!
 
2012-05-10 11:57:26 AM  
"He said that he liked the way that it felt. Really don't know what he meant by that, but that's what he said," said Kemah Police Chief Greg Rikard.

You don't know what he means by that?

I'm not sure he could have expressed it any more simplistically without grunting or hurling poop.
 
2012-05-10 11:58:31 AM  

EggSniper: There's a repeat tag?


Since Threepeat is already trademarked, I suggest Fark creates a FOURPEAT tag. We could use one.
 
2012-05-10 11:59:01 AM  
I saw the headline and imidiately thought that Lance Armstrong and a friend were doing something silly in East Texas.

Still havent forgiven the prick for ditching his wife. He an Jessie James can share a cell together in hell and buttfark for eternity. Bastards.
 
2012-05-10 11:59:05 AM  
Lance Armstrong and another guy?
 
2012-05-10 12:02:42 PM  

orclover:
Still havent forgiven the prick for ditching his wife. He an Jessie James can share a cell together in hell and buttfark for eternity. Bastards.



Yeah, he should have totally ignored the fact that she cheated on him.
Dumbfark.
 
2012-05-10 12:04:05 PM  

EggSniper: There's a repeat tag?


THIS
 
2012-05-10 12:06:01 PM  
While Kemah is in the eastern part of Texas, it is not East Texas. East Texas denotes a specific culture.

Carry on.
 
2012-05-10 12:07:19 PM  

EggSniper: There's a repeat tag?

 
2012-05-10 12:08:53 PM  
What a unitard.
 
2012-05-10 12:08:57 PM  

EggSniper: There's a repeat tag?

 
2012-05-10 12:09:51 PM  

EggSniper: There's a repeat tag?

 
2012-05-10 12:12:14 PM  

Maud Dib: orclover:
Still havent forgiven the prick for ditching his wife. He an Jessie James can share a cell together in hell and buttfark for eternity. Bastards.


Yeah, he should have totally ignored the fact that she cheated on him.
Dumbfark.


So he ditches her as soon as she gets cancer? Yea real plausible, nice timing with that story. biatch.
 
2012-05-10 12:12:17 PM  
Is that a stick shift on your unicycle or are you just glad to see me?
 
2012-05-10 12:12:47 PM  
FTA: Obviously he wasn't armed, that we could tell.

Look ma!! no arms!!
 
2012-05-10 12:13:36 PM  
hahaha...was on the news this morning, happened about 10 miles from where I live. Goofball wasnt intoxicated, said he just wanted to see what it was like.
 
2012-05-10 12:18:09 PM  

basemetal: Is that a stick shift on your unicycle or are you just glad to see me?


www.sidiergo.org
 
2012-05-10 12:20:21 PM  
INSERT bear.JPEG X3
INSERT repeat.JPEG X3
 
2012-05-10 12:21:38 PM  
Riding a unicycle is such a cry for attention.
 
2012-05-10 12:25:14 PM  
I was expecting this to be a story about someone who makes truck nutz for uncycles. Unicycle Nutz.
 
2012-05-10 12:26:46 PM  
Chafing. That is all I can think of, the chafing.
 
2012-05-10 12:28:01 PM  

orclover: Maud Dib: orclover:
Still havent forgiven the prick for ditching his wife. He an Jessie James can share a cell together in hell and buttfark for eternity. Bastards.


Yeah, he should have totally ignored the fact that she cheated on him.
Dumbfark.

So he ditches her as soon as she gets cancer? Yea real plausible, nice timing with that story. biatch.


Wut?
Dude, you live in Austin. EVERYONE in the local sports community knows she farked the guy from Runtex.
Lance found out and kicked her to the curb.
 
2012-05-10 12:31:23 PM  
There's a repeaimg.fark.net tag?
 
2012-05-10 12:34:30 PM  
Burn that unicycle seat.
 
2012-05-10 12:35:24 PM  
Be glad he had a seat on the unicycle this time...
 
2012-05-10 12:50:44 PM  

Maud Dib: orclover: Maud Dib: orclover:
Still havent forgiven the prick for ditching his wife. He an Jessie James can share a cell together in hell and buttfark for eternity. Bastards.


Yeah, he should have totally ignored the fact that she cheated on him.
Dumbfark.

So he ditches her as soon as she gets cancer? Yea real plausible, nice timing with that story. biatch.

Wut?
Dude, you live in Austin. EVERYONE in the local sports community knows she farked the guy from Runtex.
Lance found out and kicked her to the curb.


Gee local hero's word vs. some singer. People will do anything to cover his ass for him.
 
2012-05-10 12:59:11 PM  
At least he was'nt dragging a black guy.
 
2012-05-10 01:19:53 PM  

orclover: Maud Dib: orclover:
Still havent forgiven the prick for ditching his wife. He an Jessie James can share a cell together in hell and buttfark for eternity. Bastards.


Yeah, he should have totally ignored the fact that she cheated on him.
Dumbfark.

So he ditches her as soon as she gets cancer? Yea real plausible, nice timing with that story. biatch.


Well, he did give her cancer. Kind of a dick move.
 
2012-05-10 01:55:06 PM  

PacManDreaming: Excellent headline, Subtard!


Thanks! This is my first main page green. Some one mail me a beer. I may have to pay $5 to keep the smug self satisfaction fresh.

And I repeat, there's a repeat tag?
 
2012-05-10 02:14:30 PM  
Has Lance Armstrong gone gay from all the 'roids?

DNRTFA.
 
2012-05-10 02:15:08 PM  

target="_blank">the_sidewinder: EggSniper: There's a repeat tag?

the_sidewinder: EggSniper: There's a repeat tag?

the_sidewinder: EggSniper: There's a repeat tag?

 
2012-05-10 02:24:30 PM  

Death_Poot: hahaha...was on the news this morning, happened about 10 miles from where I live. Goofball wasnt intoxicated, said he just wanted to see what it was like.


We must be neighbors. I wonder if he was headed to Tookie's for lunch.
 
2012-05-10 02:52:23 PM  

MisterLoki: While Kemah is in the eastern part of Texas, it is not East Texas. East Texas denotes a specific culture.

Carry on.


I know. I was hoping to read of some golden triangle shenanigans.
 
2012-05-10 03:15:11 PM  
I just left three nuts on my keyboard...
 
2012-05-10 04:18:56 PM  
well, that ruins my weekend plans....
 
2012-05-10 04:26:51 PM  

EggSniper: There's a repeat tag?

 
2012-05-10 05:21:30 PM  
There's a repeat tag?
 
2012-05-10 07:05:56 PM  
lukitrade.comlukitrade.comlukitrade.comlukitrade.com
 
2012-05-10 07:31:17 PM  

orclover: I saw the headline and imidiately thought that Lance Armstrong and a friend were doing something silly in East Texas.


Immediately though the guy was a pawn broker
 
2012-05-10 08:48:12 PM  

mcgrimus: Riding a unicycle is such a cry for attention help.


Fixed.
 
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