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(Fark)   Subby isn't sure if Fartbongo or Romomama has my best interest at heart. Bill O'Reilly sends me signals through the TV, so I think I have to marry Rachel Maddow. Wat do?   (fark.com ) divider line
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2012-05-10 01:38:05 PM  
Because O'Reilly tells us that Obama's nation is turning into an abomination.
 
2012-05-10 01:38:32 PM  
Cornholing Fartbongo.

dot Tumblr dot com.
 
2012-05-10 01:38:58 PM  
Piling on some Rachel Maddow love, although it will apparently only ever be platonic. Eh, I'm ok with that.
 
2012-05-10 01:39:05 PM  
You know what to do

www.tvs-videos-4theroad.net
 
2012-05-10 01:39:39 PM  
i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-10 01:39:40 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I think I love that this went green.


I'm enjoying this newfound mod affinity for greenlighting the absolute worst, most embarrassing survey and advice threads they can find. They've been doing quite a bit of it lately.
 
2012-05-10 01:40:28 PM  
why is everyone still thinking Ron Paul isn't out there anymore?

RON PAUL!
 
2012-05-10 01:41:15 PM  

The English Major: myschief: I could go for some Bob Seger's greatest hits around here.

I have the two-disc anthology today for backup. Shakedown


Persecution Smith and 2+2 are Bob Seger's only hits. The Silver Bullet Band sucked.
 
2012-05-10 01:42:45 PM  
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
 
2012-05-10 01:43:09 PM  

Gosling: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I think I love that this went green.

I'm enjoying this newfound mod affinity for greenlighting the absolute worst, most embarrassing survey and advice threads they can find. They've been doing quite a bit of it lately.


This was not the worst of tfd today.
 
2012-05-10 01:46:25 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: I can't wait for the Election, the Right Wing Rage will have gone beyond the Froth and Spittle that they are now into full on insurrection and mutiny by then. Obama has this election down as long as he stays away from baby killing.


abcnews.go.com

/om nom nom nom
 
2012-05-10 01:46:52 PM  
Even if I'm not her type, and taking into consideration that I don't want to spawn, I would still gladly volunteer to father Rachel Maddow's children.
 
2012-05-10 01:48:51 PM  

Spoon over Marin: Gosling: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I think I love that this went green.

I'm enjoying this newfound mod affinity for greenlighting the absolute worst, most embarrassing survey and advice threads they can find. They've been doing quite a bit of it lately.

This was not the worst of tfd today.


What could be worse or more painfully annoying than 'Wat do?'
 
2012-05-10 01:50:28 PM  

Gosling: I'm enjoying this newfound mod affinity for greenlighting the absolute worst, most embarrassing survey and advice threads they can find. They've been doing quite a bit of it lately.


There have been quite a few WTF moments for liters like me.

And I'm probably not helping the trend by contributing to this thread.
 
2012-05-10 01:51:12 PM  
Gooby pls.
 
2012-05-10 01:51:36 PM  
Wat do?

Leave North Carolina.
 
2012-05-10 01:52:28 PM  

vegasj: why is everyone still thinking Ron Paul isn't out there anymore?

RON PAUL!


Ron Paul is most definitely out there....

/ sorry, I mean RON PAUL
// BOB BARR
 
2012-05-10 01:53:17 PM  

umad: Quasar: Sort of; Fartbongo was made intentionally ridiculous in an attempt to mock the people giving Obama derogatory names. Makes me laugh every time I see it. Like B'Rock the Electric Islamic Shock Superallah Obama and some of the others.

Come on now. Don't disrespect genius by misquoting it.


There we go; thank you. I knew there was something wrong with it.
 
2012-05-10 01:54:24 PM  
OK subby - time to book that lobotomy you've been putting off...STAT!
 
2012-05-10 01:56:39 PM  
Marry Bill O'Rielly.

YARLY.
 
2012-05-10 01:57:01 PM  
It's time for the wisdom of George Carlin.

Abstain. They have all been bought and sold and your paying for it.
 
2012-05-10 01:57:53 PM  

booger42: OK subby - time to book that lobotomy you've been putting off...STAT!


Pricipal caught sayof...
 
2012-05-10 02:00:12 PM  
I don't think I saw Romomama before. This is bad news... for Fartbongo.
 
2012-05-10 02:01:09 PM  
You've gotten your TFD circlejerk sprayed on my front page, FARK.

Wanna hand me a towel, or moist towelette?
 
2012-05-10 02:04:17 PM  

zato_ichi: You've gotten your TFD circlejerk sprayed on my front page, FARK.

Wanna hand me a towel, or moist towelette?


Guiness what? There ARE NO TOWELS!!
 
2012-05-10 02:04:57 PM  

zato_ichi: Wanna hand me a towel, or moist towelette?


weknowmemes.com
/hot
 
2012-05-10 02:07:04 PM  
sharetv.org
 
2012-05-10 02:07:42 PM  

mainstreet62: This nonsense got greenlit?

OK......


You're saying Drew's crew drinks?
I'm shocked. SHOCKED!
 
2012-05-10 02:09:15 PM  

devilEther: Spoon over Marin: Gosling: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I think I love that this went green.

I'm enjoying this newfound mod affinity for greenlighting the absolute worst, most embarrassing survey and advice threads they can find. They've been doing quite a bit of it lately.

This was not the worst of tfd today.

What could be worse or more painfully annoying than 'Wat do?'


Can't tell you. Non disclosure agreement.
 
2012-05-10 02:12:21 PM  
Well if you're a militant gay corporate CEO that doesn't want to pay taxes, wants to see the middle class abolished and wants to marry your life partner and have an abortion I guess you're just farked.
 
2012-05-10 02:13:20 PM  
Makes mental note to buy stock in tin foil manufacturers
 
2012-05-10 02:16:59 PM  
My advice to you: don't follow anyone's advice.
 
2012-05-10 02:17:30 PM  

myschief: LMFAO


LMFAO
 
2012-05-10 02:19:05 PM  
Romomama? Ra ra romama, ra ra romama...ga ga oh lala...roma-romance...


/great, that's stuck in my farking head now.
//screw you, subby.
 
2012-05-10 02:19:27 PM  
This thread sucks
 
2012-05-10 02:20:02 PM  
Bill O'Reilly only sends signals to you Subby? Try the Reverend Al's show on Rachel's network. Rev. Al doesn't send signals, oh no, get down, say it with me, huh, YEAH, the Reverend Al sends SOUL *horn blasts* *funky bass*!

Hit me one time I said YEAHHHHH! Al! Get Down! Sharpton! Funky Vibe! Lotsa Jive! Hymietown! Make him frown! If it's Willard Mitt, it do not fit, you must acquit YIIGHH!
 
2012-05-10 02:22:40 PM  

Endive Wombat: What is the origin of the name "fartbongo"? Serious, I would like to know.


It's the President's real middle name. Hussein was chosen by his Alinskyite masters to westernize him.
 
2012-05-10 02:23:53 PM  
Today has been amazing when it comes to politics.
 
2012-05-10 02:24:30 PM  

Spoon over Marin: devilEther: Spoon over Marin: Gosling: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I think I love that this went green.

I'm enjoying this newfound mod affinity for greenlighting the absolute worst, most embarrassing survey and advice threads they can find. They've been doing quite a bit of it lately.

This was not the worst of tfd today.

What could be worse or more painfully annoying than 'Wat do?'

Can't tell you. Non disclosure agreement.


That's a Second Amendment issue and I'm not going to get into it.
 
2012-05-10 02:29:19 PM  

LandOfChocolate: And this is why I didn't renew TF


mainstreet62: This nonsense got greenlit?

OK......


SoCalSurfer: Oh bestow upon us your great wisdom TF

I guess being a mod pays enough to get drunk at 10am


TOTALlychildishFARKingworthlesswasteoftime

Drew likes to use the analogy of a party when describing Fark. I like that analogy. TF is like a big-ass playroom where all the ankle-biters (TF threads) get put to play whatever annoying little kiddie games they want to without bothering the adults who are trying to enjoy themselves at the party. Every now and then one of them gets out and runs around picking his nose and trying to get attention from all the grown-ups. That explains this thread.

The thing is, that never succeeds in getting more grownups into the playroom. If anything, it gets them to leave the party entirely. And when the host of the party says "Ok kids, you can all come out now", that is when you know the party is over.

I wish Drew would just offer each Fark account a month for free. That way everyone would know what it is about, they could explore it at their leisure, and decide for themselves. That way the TF threads would never need to be posted in Lite at all.
 
2012-05-10 02:36:29 PM  
This seems like another good thread to put in a plug for Stars-n-Stripes Patriotic Tinfoil.
 
2012-05-10 02:48:13 PM  
If I were you, I would book my seat on Glenn Beck's upcoming kool-aid trip to either a South African country or large Texas cave. And just follow Glenn's instructions carefully and let nature take care of the rest!
 
2012-05-10 02:50:24 PM  

Heamer: My advice to you: don't follow anyone's advice.


Let me get my anti-paradox gloves on so I can handle that one, because that is both the best and worst advice given at the same time.
 
2012-05-10 03:01:36 PM  

Benni K Rok: Heamer: My advice to you: don't follow anyone's advice.

Let me get my anti-paradox gloves on so I can handle that one, because that is both the best and worst advice given at the same time.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-10 03:02:20 PM  

algrant33: Piling on some Rachel Maddow love, although it will apparently only ever be platonic. Eh, I'm ok with that.


I would not only marry Rachel, I would gay-marry her. On the steps of City Hall, New York. Both of us in white tie and tails. From across the street it'll look like two dudes with short hair getting hitched. Imagine the surprise when one turns out to be a chick. Ghaaaa, stereotypes confounded at every turn! A blow struck for...whom exactly?
 
2012-05-10 03:05:06 PM  

xanadian: We got 6 months of this kind of shiat, don't we?

:-|


'Fraid so.
 
2012-05-10 03:15:56 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: myschief: LMFAO

LMFAO


LMFAO
 
2012-05-10 03:16:43 PM  
www.reuters.com VS static6.businessinsider.com

Let the Cool-Wars begin!
 
2012-05-10 03:16:45 PM  
Try growing up, Subster.
 
2012-05-10 03:17:27 PM  
Giantdouchebagvsturdsandwich.jpg
 
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