FARK.com: (7098025) The officer in charge of censoring the audio coming from the military tribunals at Gitmo apparently decided that national security would be harmed if reporters were allowed to hear the phrase "big-boy pants"

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		The officer in charge of censoring the audio coming from the military tribunals at Gitmo apparently decided that national security would be harmed if reporters were allowed to hear the phrase "big-boy pants" (reuters.com)		37
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cman		2012-05-10 09:17:41 AM

Asinine?

"Stupid" "Fail" and "Dumbass" would be more appropriate.

Aarontology		2012-05-10 09:19:39 AM

Congrats subby. By typing it out, you've doomed San Diego.

vpb		2012-05-10 09:22:53 AM

I'll bet we spent billions developing and buying big boy pants for the CIA and now they leak. Have been leaked I mean.

Magorn		2012-05-10 09:46:39 AM

Aarontology: Congrats subby. By typing it out, you've doomed San Diego.

Never did like the place, too damned sunny all the time, and everyone there is so smug

Cake Hunter		2012-05-10 09:50:28 AM

We can't let the red chinese know that we have big boy pants.

Aarontology		2012-05-10 09:50:28 AM

Magorn: Aarontology: Congrats subby. By typing it out, you've doomed San Diego.

Never did like the place, too damned sunny all the time, and everyone there is so smug

But think of all the animals in the zoo!

meow said the dog		2012-05-10 10:09:16 AM

Listen I do not see why you are all taking this with such light enthusiasm as we do not wish for the offense of the Muslim community. I will tell you why this is the problem. You see if they learn that we are expecting women to wear the pants of men instead of the traditional clothing of the religion which is the peaceful one such as this

i.telegraph.co.uk

then it becomes the impossible thing to let them know that the Democrats who wish for the wearing of big boy pants on women are the true enemy to the Muslim community and to those who wish to wage the war against the rights of women to have the sexual protection. In the conclusion unless you wish to support Planned Parenthood and the Muslim community and the Tea Party then you should also agree with the censoring of these terms due to the aforementioned reasons.

You are welcome for the clarity I have just provided to you through this.

Sybarite		2012-05-10 10:52:33 AM

Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my REDACTED. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big REDACTED on." ?

AR 15-6		2012-05-10 12:53:47 PM

I guess he thought we couldn't handle the truth...

/Army Paralegal

four95		2012-05-10 12:55:16 PM

big boy pants.

jayphat		2012-05-10 01:05:02 PM

four95: big boy pants.

I could go for some Big Boy right now. Haven't eaten there in this century.

Okieboy		2012-05-10 01:06:12 PM

What about the phrase "Big Bob's cock-meat sandwhich"?

AFKobel		2012-05-10 01:07:09 PM

Uh... can we please label the article NSFW?

I can't have this type of language just popping up at my computer at work.

NutWrench		2012-05-10 01:09:48 PM

All have said they were tortured and the CIA has acknowledged subjecting Mohammed to the simulated drowning technique known as water boarding 183 times.

Fark you, Reuters, there's nothing "simulated" about it.

A Terrible Human		2012-05-10 01:10:06 PM

meow said the dog: Listen I do not see why you are all taking this with such light enthusiasm as we do not wish for the offense of the Muslim community. I will tell you why this is the problem. You see if they learn that we are expecting women to wear the pants of men instead of the traditional clothing of the religion which is the peaceful one such as this

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

then it becomes the impossible thing to let them know that the Democrats who wish for the wearing of big boy pants on women are the true enemy to the Muslim community and to those who wish to wage the war against the rights of women to have the sexual protection. In the conclusion unless you wish to support Planned Parenthood and the Muslim community and the Tea Party then you should also agree with the censoring of these terms due to the aforementioned reasons.

You are welcome for the clarity I have just provided to you through this.

i.imgur.com

Ikahoshi		2012-05-10 01:13:00 PM

Also censored were the terms "capri pants" "jeggings" "jorts" and "lederhosen" but not "daisy dukes" as that term was cleared by the NSA in 2009.

Madbassist1		2012-05-10 01:27:09 PM

The Untied States executed Japanese interrogators who used waterboarding.

True fact.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-05-10 01:28:54 PM

Also censored: poopy head, tough noogies.

Tanthalas39		2012-05-10 01:30:50 PM

Magorn: Aarontology: Congrats subby. By typing it out, you've doomed San Diego.

Never did like the place, too damned sunny all the time, and everyone there is so smug

If you really think it's sunny there all the time, you haven't spent much time there.

Tanthalas39		2012-05-10 01:32:13 PM

meow said the dog: Listen I do not see why you are all taking this with such light enthusiasm as we do not wish for the offense of the Muslim community. I will tell you why this is the problem. You see if they learn that we are expecting women to wear the pants of men instead of the traditional clothing of the religion which is the peaceful one such as this

then it becomes the impossible thing to let them know that the Democrats who wish for the wearing of big boy pants on women are the true enemy to the Muslim community and to those who wish to wage the war against the rights of women to have the sexual protection. In the conclusion unless you wish to support Planned Parenthood and the Muslim community and the Tea Party then you should also agree with the censoring of these terms due to the aforementioned reasons.

You are welcome for the clarity I have just provided to you through this.

I was wondering what drug was put in my coffee, then I saw who posted this.

SoCalSurfer		2012-05-10 01:34:24 PM

Magorn: Aarontology: Congrats subby. By typing it out, you've doomed San Diego.

Never did like the place, too damned sunny all the time, and everyone there is so smug

I believe the smugness you're referring to radiates from up north of us and we get the trickle down affect.

Farking LA....

snocone		2012-05-10 01:36:09 PM

You can't handle the truth.

/dissapoint

GBB		2012-05-10 01:49:01 PM

did he say "big boy pants"??!!

It's a GO, repeat, it's a GO!!!

Noticeably F.A.T.		2012-05-10 01:54:08 PM

Madbassist1: The Untied States executed Japanese interrogators who used waterboarding.

True fact.

And?

Zoidfarb		2012-05-10 01:56:35 PM

It's probably an activation code for some sleeper cell. Everybody into the bomb shelters!

NullFarkinException		2012-05-10 02:07:21 PM

Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Lagrange		2012-05-10 02:09:40 PM

Madbassist1: The Untied States executed Japanese interrogators who used waterboarding.

True fact.

It's different when we do it.

Freedom Fries, Yo.

elev8meL8r		2012-05-10 02:19:37 PM

Big boy pants?

www.esea.net

Jormungandr		2012-05-10 02:34:24 PM

Lagrange: Madbassist1: The Untied States executed Japanese interrogators who used waterboarding.

True fact.

It's different when we do it.

Freedom Fries, Yo.

Totally. When Americans waterboard someone the freedom quotient is at least 75% higher, which makes it A-OK...

Makes me think of that high muckety muck at CSIS (canada's intelligence agency) Judd's comments with regards to Omar Khadr, he felt that the videos of Khadr's torture shouldn't be released because we Canadians like to be outraged and we wouldn't see a terrorist, we'd see a child crying.

caddisfly		2012-05-10 02:47:00 PM

FTFA: "The defendants are alleged al Qaeda operatives who were held in secret CIA prisons for about three years before being sent to Guantanamo in 2006."

Shameful.

WalMartian		2012-05-10 03:23:09 PM

"man dress" is fully acceptable when referencing male attire in Iraq and Afghanistan, tho.

Degenz		2012-05-10 03:56:55 PM

Yea, but give him credit for his twitch reflex.

My theory is he fell asleep while listening to boring argument and something about "big boy pants" hit a nerve so he then hit the censor button inadvertently.

Void_Beavis		2012-05-10 04:31:47 PM

meow said the dog: Listen I do not see why you are all taking this with such light enthusiasm as we do not wish for the offense of the Muslim community. I will tell you why this is the problem. You see if they learn that we are expecting women to wear the pants of men instead of the traditional clothing of the religion which is the peaceful one such as this

then it becomes the impossible thing to let them know that the Democrats who wish for the wearing of big boy pants on women are the true enemy to the Muslim community and to those who wish to wage the war against the rights of women to have the sexual protection. In the conclusion unless you wish to support Planned Parenthood and the Muslim community and the Tea Party then you should also agree with the censoring of these terms due to the aforementioned reasons.

You are welcome for the clarity I have just provided to you through this.

That clears things up. Thanks MSTD.

/head explodes

One Bad Apple		2012-05-10 04:56:36 PM

Cake Hunter: We can't let the red chinese know that we have big boy pants.

4.bp.blogspot.com

We can use them to cover the big board

Black_Lazerus		2012-05-10 05:40:26 PM

Is this how you act, in a democracy!

incrdbil		2012-05-10 11:57:27 PM

There is no need for the audio be available at all. Stupid decision. Have an administrative hearing in secret, then execute them in secret, move along.

Madbassist1		2012-05-11 06:43:39 AM

Noticeably F.A.T.: Madbassist1: The Untied States executed Japanese interrogators who used waterboarding.

True fact.

And?

Whats good for the goose...

/can't believe I had to make that connection for you.

//you DID make it, didnt you?

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