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(TC Palm)   Grocery shopper says he put seafood in his shorts because there wasn't any room in the cart. Cops put an end to this fish story   ( divider line
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2012-05-10 12:29:15 PM  
2 votes:
Thief only prawn... In game of life.
2012-05-10 12:59:13 PM  
1 vote:

ArcadianRefugee: Where does it say he did it because "there wasn't any room in the cart"?

At any rate, he got busted because he left without paying for it; using your pockets (or pants) to hold groceries while you are in the store is not illegal.

Technically neither is opening a package and eating from it, so long as you pay for it before you leave. My wife does this all the time, and it bothers the hell out of me. She can't do it in my presence. I also was mortified the time she tore a page out of a magazine at the store because she wanted to show the picture in the ad to her hairdresser but didn't want to pay the $8 for the magazine.
2012-05-10 12:20:06 PM  
1 vote:
oh, it was too big...

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/FAIL is my addiction
2012-05-10 12:16:29 PM  
1 vote:
/walked right
//through the door
///walked right through the door
2012-05-10 12:13:17 PM  
1 vote:
Tom Waits does that all the time.
2012-05-10 10:22:58 AM  
1 vote:
Holy crap! Talk about filler. Was this written by Grandpa Simpson?

Stolen seafood in pants → rock shrimp → rock lobster → B-52s → Kate Pierson → shrimp and flounder recipes
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