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(The Citizen)   Not so sharp woman goes to hospital, promptly swallows two scalpels. When surgeon tries to remove them he accidently cut her with one of them and she bleeds to death. Ta-da   (thelocal.se) divider line 36
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2012-05-10 10:39:08 AM
More tales from socialized medicine! This is what you have to look forward to under Obamacare, libta... oh nevermind, it's not worth it.
 
2012-05-10 10:39:08 AM
I think that still qualifies as 'suicide'.
 
2012-05-10 10:39:50 AM
she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
 
2012-05-10 10:40:24 AM
It's a good thing she was bright, because if she wasn't, he would've burned her to death.
 
2012-05-10 10:40:33 AM
Dumbass tag under anesthesia?

/DNRTFA.
 
2012-05-10 10:40:44 AM
Correction, Subby:

She has two scalpels in her... She is VERY sharp!
 
2012-05-10 10:42:08 AM
+1 for Darwin.
 
2012-05-10 10:42:23 AM
Successfully committing suicide in a hospital is a fairly impressive achievement.
 
2012-05-10 10:42:24 AM
She got the point
 
2012-05-10 10:43:11 AM
Pica is all fun and games until someone loses an eye bleeds out through their upper GI tract.
 
2012-05-10 10:46:51 AM

JRoo: +1 for Darwin.


This.

But I also can't help but wonder if she wasen't mentally ill. Sane people usually don't eat knives or other sharp objects.

And she's done it on a regular basis, it seems. But have been a pain to take a crap.
 
2012-05-10 10:48:07 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
2012-05-10 10:48:51 AM
FTFA
A patient at a Swedish psychiatric ward in Helsingborg

Needle not say more, but very cleaver headline, Subs
 
2012-05-10 10:49:05 AM
Yeesh.
 
2012-05-10 10:49:13 AM
Wait, she was obsessed with swallowing razor blades and scalpels?

I'm no eugenicist, but maybe it's better she isn't contributing to the gene pool any more.
 
2012-05-10 10:50:22 AM
"Accidentally"

Don't they have legal euthanasia in Sweden? Maybe she was put down for her own good. She's beyond help anyway.
 
2012-05-10 10:50:49 AM
Dumbass tag taking the day off?
 
2012-05-10 10:52:59 AM
Mr Subject and Mr Verb are mad at each other.
 
2012-05-10 10:53:17 AM
At least she didn't run with scissors.
 
2012-05-10 10:56:06 AM
From the article:
"Of course this is a terrible tragedy. We have no idea what she was doing in Växjö," said the head of the open psychiatric ward where the woman was normally treated to local paper Smålandsposten (SMP).

You would *never* see an American administrator give such a frank assessment. He'd be surrounded by a phalanx of lawyers.
 
2012-05-10 10:56:42 AM

Trance750: JRoo: +1 for Darwin.

This.


Doubled. I want to say don't even save them if they'll just do it again but I sound cruel.
 
2012-05-10 10:57:02 AM

uncleacid: At least she didn't run with scissors.


graphics.ink19.com
 
2012-05-10 11:00:32 AM
I am guessing her and the doctor were a cut above the rest?
 
2012-05-10 11:23:22 AM
Looks like Darwin took care of this evolutionary dead end.
 
2012-05-10 11:35:04 AM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-10 11:43:28 AM
The hand of Darwin works in not so mysterious ways.
 
2012-05-10 12:08:55 PM
From comments:

What was the point in that?

+1
 
2012-05-10 01:48:58 PM
What the hell is it with crazy Swedish women? Wasn't there a set of twins that decided go all suicidal on a busy highway a few years back? One ended up in prison and the other suffered massive trauma.
 
2012-05-10 02:25:24 PM

Trance750: JRoo: +1 for Darwin.

This.

But I also can't help but wonder if she wasen't mentally ill. Sane people usually don't eat knives or other sharp objects.


Wow... I didn't think it would be possible, but you just out-Ric Romeroed Ric Romero.
 
2012-05-10 02:33:15 PM

9Speed: Trance750: JRoo: +1 for Darwin.

This.

But I also can't help but wonder if she wasen't mentally ill. Sane people usually don't eat knives or other sharp objects.

Wow... I didn't think it would be possible, but you just out-Ric Romeroed Ric Romero.


For what? Stating what should be obious?
 
2012-05-10 02:37:06 PM

Trance750: But I also can't help but wonder if she wasen't mentally ill. Sane people usually don't eat knives or other sharp objects.


Dozens of people do it every year. It's just not widely reported.


/obscure?
 
2012-05-10 02:47:39 PM

Trance750: For what? Stating what should be obious?


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2012-05-10 03:53:47 PM

Trance750: 9Speed: Trance750: JRoo: +1 for Darwin.

This.

But I also can't help but wonder if she wasen't mentally ill. Sane people usually don't eat knives or other sharp objects.

Wow... I didn't think it would be possible, but you just out-Ric Romeroed Ric Romero.

For what? Stating what should be obious?


You just doubled down. Nice jorb.

In case you're serious: you pointed out that someone who swallows sharp object just might be mentally ill. Really? Ya think? She's obviously nuttier than a fruitcake!
 
2012-05-10 06:07:55 PM
Well that's Småland for yah
 
2012-05-10 07:29:58 PM

Jument: Trance750: 9Speed: Trance750: JRoo: +1 for Darwin.

This.

But I also can't help but wonder if she wasen't mentally ill. Sane people usually don't eat knives or other sharp objects.

Wow... I didn't think it would be possible, but you just out-Ric Romeroed Ric Romero.

For what? Stating what should be obious?

You just doubled down. Nice jorb.

In case you're serious: you pointed out that someone who swallows sharp object just might be mentally ill. Really? Ya think? She's obviously nuttier than a fruitcake!


You seriously want us to belive that "A patient at a Swedish psychiatric ward" isn't sane ?
 
2012-05-11 10:00:37 AM
"lex Maria"? What's that, O Swedish Farkers?
 
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