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(Some Guy)   Terrorists will not mail you a package with the word "explosives" on it   (1035superx.com) divider line 23
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2012-05-10 08:20:34 AM
As soon as you say they won't, they'll try and sneak one under the radar just like that.
 
2012-05-10 08:27:06 AM
Why not?
 
2012-05-10 08:27:16 AM
Dad?
 
2012-05-10 08:29:39 AM
Never open any package addressed to Wile E Coyote, Super Genius and sent by the ACME Explosive Company.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-10 08:31:02 AM
Marine Flares? Parris Island or San Diego? Ah, my days with the Core.
 
2012-05-10 08:31:59 AM
Funny story.

I bought one of these from the Iranian ice cream guy:
www.webgallerynyc.com
Then I noticed it said 'bomb' on it.

So I called the cops. They showed up and arrested him.
It turned out that it wasn't a bomb after all. It was just the icecream I had bought. But that's not why the cops arrested him. He was wanted on an outstanding rape of a minor warrent.
 
2012-05-10 08:32:40 AM
content.clearchannel.com

Amazon's new box logo
 
2012-05-10 08:33:51 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Here's what I think of your flare"
 
2012-05-10 08:34:31 AM
foreveruntiltheend.com
 
2012-05-10 08:35:02 AM
Of course, flares aren't actually explosive at all. Incendiary, maybe, explosive, no.
 
2012-05-10 08:38:43 AM
What about "surprise sex"?

encrypted-tbn0.google.com

Is that what they mean when they say "criminal probe"?
 
2012-05-10 08:50:28 AM

MythDragon: Funny story.

I bought one of these from the Iranian ice cream guy:
[www.webgallerynyc.com image 422x432]
Then I noticed it said 'bomb' on it.

So I called the cops. They showed up and arrested him.
It turned out that it wasn't a bomb after all. It was just the icecream I had bought. But that's not why the cops arrested him. He was wanted on an outstanding rape of a minor warrent.


Makes one wonder how someone can be sick enough to rape a minor warreant, disgusting.

/maybe it was the sweet cherry pie?
 
2012-05-10 09:04:34 AM
www.joeydevilla.com
 
2012-05-10 09:04:55 AM
texas, ah-ha hmm texas . . .
 
2012-05-10 09:08:01 AM
Maybe we can pay them off with sacks of money with big dollar signs on them.
 
2012-05-10 09:18:43 AM
C'mon people. We all know by now that THIS:

www.gipco.org

..is the proper packaging for a bomb.
 
2012-05-10 10:38:06 AM
Why would you not expect military explosives to come in a box labeled explosives?
 
2012-05-10 10:38:44 AM
Unless "marine flares" means something entirely different...
 
2012-05-10 11:39:07 AM
bmoc.files.wordpress.com

"Obviously, I cannot open the package that says "explosives":, because that's what you want me to do!"
 
2012-05-10 01:26:40 PM
WHAT THE HELL...
 
2012-05-10 01:32:14 PM

offmymeds: WHAT THE HELL...


I meant to ask what the hell does the picture of what looks like an ATV have to do with this excellent example of Nobel Prize winning journalism? Couldn't post the image due to bad file name.
 
2012-05-10 03:14:23 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-11 11:54:23 PM
You laugh, but...

superdickery.com
 
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