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(Daily Mail)   Study finds women's sexual appetite peaks Saturday night at 11 o'clock, 10 Central   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2012-05-10 08:45:19 AM
Scots and women from the South West were revealed to be the most satisfied in the bedroom (82 per cent) while Irish women were found to be the least (30 per cent).


Once again proving, if it's not Scottish, it's crap!
 
2012-05-10 10:05:40 AM
Sounds about right. My wife goes to bed around 10.
 
2012-05-10 10:06:11 AM
My extensive personal study has found that women's sexual appetite peaks between 15 and 30 minutes after I've left the bar. Alone.
 
2012-05-10 10:06:40 AM
Well that is 7 Pacific, and the kids aren't in bed yet. That might explain why I am not getting any lately.
 
2012-05-10 10:07:25 AM
Crap, bad public math. Make that 8 Pacific time.
 
2012-05-10 10:08:26 AM

Sybarite: Scots and women from the South West were revealed to be the most satisfied in the bedroom (82 per cent) while Irish women were found to be the least (30 per cent).


Once again proving, if it's not Scottish, it's crap!


Next paragraph:

However the Irish are having the most sex, with 42 per cent indulging more than three times a week
 
2012-05-10 10:08:41 AM
Correlation vs. causation, guys. It just so happens that's when most younger singles are out drinking, and young marrieds have just gotten home from a night of drinking.

Oh, wait; it's a Daily Fail piece.

/of crap
 
2012-05-10 10:09:01 AM
Great - that conflicts with my `too drunk to f**k' time zone.
 
2012-05-10 10:09:55 AM
From my experience, it's 3pm.

For guys it's all day every day.
 
2012-05-10 10:10:05 AM
Dammit , thats when Matlock is on.
 
2012-05-10 10:12:51 AM
Well, duh. There's nothing on TV on Saturday late night.
 
2012-05-10 10:12:57 AM
My gf's sexual appetite peaks whenever i kiss her ear, and touch her nipples:)
 
2012-05-10 10:13:17 AM
I sense a correlation with jager bomb consumption?
 
2012-05-10 10:13:35 AM

Tentacle: Sybarite: Scots and women from the South West were revealed to be the most satisfied in the bedroom (82 per cent) while Irish women were found to be the least (30 per cent).


Once again proving, if it's not Scottish, it's crap!

Next paragraph:

However the Irish are having the most sex, with 42 per cent indulging more than three times a week


making it up on volume
 
2012-05-10 10:13:37 AM
Meanwhile, men's sexual appetite peaks at nekkid.
 
2012-05-10 10:14:08 AM
What a stupid study how was this greenlit?
 
2012-05-10 10:14:50 AM
This makes me sad on so many levels.
 
2012-05-10 10:15:02 AM
My wife's seems to peak at 3:00 in the morning. Leaving her sleepy and satisfied and falling right back to sleep after pouncing on me, and leaving me satisfied but totally and utterly awake for the rest of the night.
 
2012-05-10 10:17:21 AM
Some people just find the tired, hackneyed old jokes of SNL incredibly erotic.
 
2012-05-10 10:17:28 AM
Did this study just find the mean? A histogram broken down by locale would have been far more useful for my purposes. Why can't we have good research?
 
2012-05-10 10:18:14 AM

Sybarite: Scots and women from the South West were revealed to be the most satisfied in the bedroom (82 per cent) while Irish women were found to be the least (30 per cent).


Once again proving, if it's not Scottish, it's crap!


Well let's be honest. The Irish guy is shiatfaced every night at 11PM.
 
2012-05-10 10:19:22 AM
My wife's sexual appetite peaks at around 2am. I'm the one who gets up at 5am to feed the baby (and at 7 and 8) and then go to work while she stays in bed till ten.
 
2012-05-10 10:20:36 AM

Mr. Parker: What a stupid study how was this greenlit?


It had the word 'women' and a form of the word 'sex' in it
 
2012-05-10 10:20:49 AM

Sybarite: Scots and women from the South West were revealed to be the most satisfied in the bedroom (82 per cent) while Irish women were found to be the least (30 per cent).


Once again proving, if it's not Scottish, it's crap!


Actually it's the Irish attitude that "We started at the same time, I got mine, I can't help it you didn't get yours"
/yep, I'm Scottish
 
2012-05-10 10:21:30 AM
Is that when Mad Men comes on?
 
2012-05-10 10:21:38 AM
Ridiculous research is ridiculous.
 
2012-05-10 10:21:40 AM
Well, I call bullcrap. From personal experimentation, I say, extensive personal experimentation, it depends the woman. I've had exes who never stopped, and those who went 3 minutes, turned over and went to sleep(she was a little odd, yes). Ex-fiance was the type to wake up in the middle of the night, roll me over, and wake me up with foreplay. I'd be lucky to get 3-4 hours sleep at night. Ex before her, sex was like clockwork; same time every night, then she'd roll over and go to sleep. God-damn, she snored. Another ex(back in KS), would not be in the mood to weeks on end, but then would want to fark like bunnies for a week, then back to frigidity. 2 daughters and manic-depressive disorder didn't help...... Yes, she was a redhead, why?

/should have married the one from KS
//her daughters thought I was Daddy
 
2012-05-10 10:21:51 AM

The sound of one hand clapping: My extensive personal study has found that women's sexual appetite peaks between 15 and 30 minutes after I've left the bar. Alone.


And then your name changes to "The sound of one hand fapping".
 
2012-05-10 10:29:44 AM

Mr. Parker: What a stupid study how was this greenlit?


It's about pussy. Everything about pussy is greenlit.
 
2012-05-10 10:30:22 AM
...or 2 hours after she is asleep. dammit.
 
2012-05-10 10:31:49 AM
To say women's sexual appetites peak at 11 is the most depraved, sick, horrifying thing I've ever read on Fark. I'm going to have you all reported to the authorities and hope that you all spend a long time in prison.

What? It's 11 o'clock?

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2012-05-10 10:34:01 AM
Nothing beats afternoon delight........
 
2012-05-10 10:34:38 AM

Uncivil Engineer: Crap, bad public math. Make that 8 Pacific time.


more like bad pubic math. am i right?...

/crickets
 
2012-05-10 10:36:08 AM
gotta find one of those 70% unsatisfied Irish women
 
2012-05-10 10:37:28 AM
So women are the most drunk at 11;00 on Saturday.
 
2012-05-10 10:43:32 AM
....and subsides after you marry them.
 
2012-05-10 10:44:37 AM
Oh for Pete's sake. Women have sex to humor men. Their 'appetite' for it is so tiny as to be insignificant, if it exists at all. Stop chasing rainbows already, women want completely different things from a relationship than men.
 
2012-05-10 10:45:52 AM
Irish women (in Ireland) just seem to not like Irish men (in Ireland).
 
2012-05-10 10:47:46 AM

delathi: Is that when Mad Men comes on?


The last 4-5 minutes is usually when Don Draper is at his weepiest, so I'm thinking it's more to do with Jon Hamm being super foxy than anything else.
 
2012-05-10 10:47:51 AM
Every night about
Every night about
Every night about
Eleven O'Clock

//any morphine fans on fark?
 
2012-05-10 10:51:32 AM
So the Irish have the most sex, but it is mostly bad sex.
 
2012-05-10 10:52:34 AM

Sybarite: Scots and women from the South West were revealed to be the most satisfied in the bedroom (82 per cent) while Irish women were found to be the least (30 per cent).


Once again proving, if it's not Scottish, it's crap!


So the Scots and the Welsh are getting it. The Irish less so, but no mention of the English. I'm guessing their English prudery leaves them at 0% satisfied.
 
2012-05-10 10:58:18 AM
English porn is much more.......enthusiastic than American porn, I must say.
 
2012-05-10 10:59:55 AM

belhade: My wife's sexual appetite peaks at around 2am. I'm the one who gets up at 5am to feed the baby (and at 7 and 8) and then go to work while she stays in bed till ten.


Dude, why doesn't your wife wake up to feed the baby? We have a 9 month old and, although he does typically sleep through the night until around 6:30, since I work and she stays home, she does any middle of the night feedings. Sometimes if she's sick or I'm just feeling generous, I'll offer to do and it's about 50/50 when she takes me up on it. Also, typically one weekend night will be my responsibility.

As for the sex, any night of the week is as likely as any other. Typically, we'll have a little bit of fun for a while fooling around in bed in the morning (teasing, foreplay) but get down to the nitty gritty at night. The odd thing is that it all has improved steadily since we got married and had a kid, both in quantity and quality.
 
2012-05-10 11:01:50 AM
I always found that about 5-6 beers in, time didn't matter as much.
 
2012-05-10 11:09:56 AM

ajt167: The odd thing is that it all has improved steadily since we got married and had a kid, both in quantity and quality.


I hate you so very, very much right now.
 
2012-05-10 11:18:59 AM

NeauxFear: ajt167: The odd thing is that it all has improved steadily since we got married and had a kid, both in quantity and quality.

I hate you so very, very much right now.


You're not the first person to say that. I'm not sure why our sex life has been like this, especially at this very moment. She's had a bit of health issues and has to take some steroids for about 2 months (she's about 1 month in) so she's gained a little weight. She hasn't gained much, about 10 lbs give or take, and she still has a smoking hot body, but you know how it is. She's all "I'm fat!" and all I see are bigger boobs, but still she likes to show herself off for me at home and the unhappiness about her body hasn't negatively impacted her sex drive.
 
2012-05-10 11:20:11 AM

NeauxFear: ajt167: The odd thing is that it all has improved steadily since we got married and had a kid, both in quantity and quality.

I hate you so very, very much right now.


He's clearly lieing. No one has sex after marriage, it's a physical impossibility.
 
2012-05-10 11:20:35 AM

abfalter: My wife's seems to peak at 3:00 in the morning. Leaving her sleepy and satisfied and falling right back to sleep after pouncing on me, and leaving me satisfied but totally and utterly awake for the rest of the night.


DOn't worry. She does the same thing to me too.
 
2012-05-10 11:24:15 AM
Wait...this Saturday? Huh. No, I don't think that I can make it to Vegas by this weekend, so it looks like I'll just have to get it on the down-slope. :-(
 
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